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I think i just heard a million bodies die at once and hit the ground in unison like the beating of a great drum

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*the sound of labored breath accompanied by death rattle gurgling, one last loud crack as i bring a large stone down on what remains of your melted face and it hits the concrete underneath * Xbox, record that

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You can ask me any question youd like and ill answer as truthfully as I'd like

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They’re called “combat tricks” because they’re meant to fool you into thinking you can cope with an adversarial outside world. They trained all of us to cope with conflict poorly but dealing in subterfuge. Most of us are still training, because the neatest way to eliminate the trick is to kneecap the trick-bearer.

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Corpse platform, Crow tribe. Montana

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feels good af when my armour protects me from what would have been a fatal blow

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luckily, i'm stoik as fuck, and can sprint across an open field, keeping a level head, this attack being much like a wave, crashing against the sharp rock cliff of my dangerous and pointed mind *a second bone spear pierces my chest from a leftwards angle, pinning me to the ground with a loud expulsion of air from my lungs and i never move again*

hyena anthro warrior just headshot my war tiger from a mile out with a thrown bone spear

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hyena anthro warrior just headshot my war tiger from a mile out with a thrown bone spear

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two grizzled cowboys, deep in a saloon tough guy drinking contest, 40 emtpy shot glasses on the table, both of them crying, sobbing their eyes out, reaching repeatedly over the table and awkwardly touching eachothers hands before quickly pulling back and then forgetting that they tried to do that 8 seconds ago, in the middle of the night, both of their horses faked their own death in different manners, and then trotted off to the town of secrets to start an illegal, below ground, horse gambling den

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Turn the f***ing frogs gay. Poverty and slums. Suffering and sadness. Epic win. Epic fail.

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What sort of poison did OP drink before tumbling down the stone steps and dyinf quickly O_O

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I have no ideas because I’m too fucking normal and I sulk

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Death

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Turn the f***ing frogs gay. Poverty and slums. Suffering and sadness. Epic win. Epic fail.

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🔮 mysticfortuneteller:

You're being executed by a group of spear wielder hyena anthro warriors, on your knees, in a dry field lit by torch light, cus youuu got caught stealing horses LOL ♡ 13 ⟳ 3

💼 ragingbusinessman:

I'm the king of the fucking castle man, I make this shit spin around! I turn this shit with my hands man! Fuck! *Throws executive flip phone on the ground and it explodes into parts* ♡ 254 ⟳ 114

Just goes to show how things are now

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Jokes are funniest when i can or cant relate to them 🙂 lol