#Scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit today lads. Wee bit of juice.

[mxldito]

Top Ten Coyote Annoyance Tactics (Part Two!!).

Screaming, “Urethra!” at the top of their lungs instead of “Eureka!”

Referring to all vampires as “Draculas”, the singular being “just the one Dracula”. 

Slipping trash into peoples’ pockets if they don’t like them.

“OMG, I love pornogrind! My favorite bands are Metallica, Korn, and Deftones. 🥺”

This one is exclusive to Morgan but will shove a Calico Critter into his hands and ask him to protect it with his life. "Don’t drop it, Morgan. DON’T DROP IT, MORGAN! MORGAN, DON’T DROP IT!!”

This one is exclusive to Lennox. They love pestering her but if anybody else tries to tease her: “Shut the fuck. You’re talking to a bad bitch. God forbid women do anything” then go right back to pestering her.

Will pick locks just to gaslight somebody into thinking they forgot to lock up.

"Shoenice!” Swallows your car keys. They panic when they can’t cough them back up.

Going in for a fist-bump: “Fist me :)”

“When you see [INSERT NAME HERE], give him this message”, handing off a piece of paper. You get a special delivery from the Baron, open the paper, and it’s just a poorly drawn but still incredibly detailed image of a vulva.