#shlabethany

[karmathenightowl]

The one and only Shlabethany, along with the other npcs that appear in the Passion's Cove arc!

[sirshanman]

If Shlabethany has zero fans then I am dead

[yardsards]

fellas, if your girl:

is an absolute shitbird

doesn't like potato chips

hates movies

teaches poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of her court mandated community service

is a taurus, but not one of *those* kinds of tauruses

once caught a wild fox and fed it poison

...then that's not your girl, that's

✨shlabethany✨

[mcelquotes]

Hi, I'm Shlabethany. I'm an absolute shit-bird, I don't like potato chips and I hate movies. I teach poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of my court-mandated community service. I'm a Taurus, but not one of those kinds of Tauruses. I once caught a wild fox and fed it poison.

Shlabethany

[sirislayer]

I made a Shlabethany supercut because I needed it and you need it too.

[18catsreading]

Shoe box: I could kill him for you if you don't have the guts. Are you too, um, is it still ok for me to ask if you're too pussy?

Montrose: it's actually not ok --

Shoebox: Good ok are you too pussy to do it? Cuz I'll put a pistol right in his mouth and give him the express train to bitch city.

Emerich: did we invite you to --?

[raccoon-of-the-creek]

old art of my WIFE

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

2024 Preliminaries — The Adventure Zone — Round 2

Propaganda

Barclay:

he is literally bigfoot

Indrid Cold:

he is literally mothman. in his human!sona he wears a wifebeater and red tinted glasses. he lives in a shitty trailer and drinks exclusively eggnog. he can see the future. he is literally mothman (it bears repeating).

Kravitz:

He’s the grim reaper AND he’s gay AND he’s a nerd

he's the grim reaper, he puts on a fake cockney accent while he's on the job because he's a fucking nerd, he tried to convince Merle he was his god and almost managed it, his first date with his future husband was a wine and pottery night at the "chug and squeeze" and he thought it was a business meeting

Lup:

she is a lich she is an umbrella she is a pyromaniac. she is trans and she becomes a servant to the Raven Queen. she sees her brother for the first time in a decade and she makes fun of him for dating the grim reaper. she plays the violin and she adores her family and she loves her husband

Amber Gris:

she has extra ghost arms and punches teleporting sharks i love her

She could win tumblr sexy woman if more people knew her I stg she’s crazy she’s a lesbian she fights blinksharks with her bare hands she’s perfect

Fitzroy Maplecourt:

Introduced as quote “very sexy, very sexual” and later was confirmed as asexual so just like peak character I love him

he is a knight, he is the face of a fashion magazine modeling cloaks, he grows like a foot(??) in a magical accident, one time he accidentally turns himself into a plant in the middle of a fight. he decides to overthrow a corrupt government in his first semester of university and he fucking does it.

Montrose Pretty:

he wears a mask constantly obscuring his features and wears full-piece suits. in his free time he likes to talk to mechanical animatronics and pretend they're his family. he is a thief and a great liar. he repeatedly managed to convince multiple people that he's their long lost father to get out of trouble. he absolutely could be a deadbeat dad but isn't!

Shlabethany:

She’s an absolute shitbird. She doesn’t like potatoe chips and she hates movies. She’s a taurus, but not one of those types of tauruses. She once caught a wile fox and fed it poison! She terrible but shes also the best

Dracula:

IMAGINE DRACULA BUT IF HE WAS ALSO A CRINGE FAIL PATHETIC LITTLE MEOW MEOW WHO STARTS EVERY EPISODE WITH A DIARY ENTRY

Lady Elizabeth Godwin:

She’s an old Victorian lady who Dracula hit with a car so hard her body exploded and she got frankensteined to have the body of a body builder but her old Victorian lady head and she’s on a mission to kill Dracula

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

Shlabethany highlights reel because i needed one. yes it's like 8 minutes long

[parker-matsu]

"hi, i'm shlabethany. i'm an absolute shitbird, i don't like potato chips, and i Hate movies"

[thinkingaboutpodcast]

shlabethany!! Love her!!

She just had to be my first post on this account, she had to

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Making a compilation of all of Shlabethany/Shoebox/Bitch Riggins's bits in The Adventure Zone Steeplechase because SOMEONE has to.

[friendly-jester]

Shoebox aka Shlabethany aka Bitch Riggens is the greatest character Justin has ever created. You cannot change my mind.

[natalieironside]

My favorite TAZ arcs are the ones where an NPC is a trans woman who wears that hat we all wear and is kind of a lot

[mcelquotes]

If I could go back in time and kill your parents, I would.

Shlabethany

[yellowmagicalgirl]

If TAZ: Steeplechase and TLT took place in the same universe (albeit over 10,000 years apart), I bet that Shoebox is either Ianthe's ancestor or at least great x 400 aunt. This is mainly because my headcanon for Shoebox's appearance is just pre-Lyctorhood Ianthe but with a fake tan and maybe a high ponytail.