#shiznits

[mufhtagn]

[raccoongrippers]

@majikklown!!! GUESS WHAT!?!??

I GOT STARTED ON YOUR PAINTING!!!!

Well, sort of.

Sketch is done!!!!!

I already stamped the mini canvas as well, so we're pretty much good to go!

I only actually found the motivation tonight because I had to paint something for a friend's birthday present, so I thought I may as well get started on that while I wait for the paint on that one to dry. (The canvas is HUGE, it takes too long😭)

AAAAAnyway, I'll be sure to post it once it's finished! (It's a part two to the Ghost eye painting I did a while ago, so our little Mister Soap will be staring at his (not so secret) secret boyfriend.)

Hope you don't mind waiting an hour or two!❤

[baconcolacan]

I know Tom had that exclamatory quirk (e.g. Holy Poptarts in a pencil sharpener!!) which, sadly, we have not seen much of in newer eddisodes.

But I think it would be funny if he brought it back at an older age, cause man saying cuss words get boring as you reach a certain age, lets put some ✨panache✨ back into our frustrations

[jewishbarbies]

watching the house for the next couple weeks bc my parents left for the coast this morning and it was SO peaceful all day long until about 1–2hrs ago-

my sister was in the living room and I went to my parents’ room to feed one of our elderly dogs bc he has a particular dinner routine, no big deal. I’m kneeling on the floor to make sure he eats and I can hear a footstep in the bathroom behind me. I call for the cat bc she’s usually in the cat bed they have in there. nothing. another step. THEN I hear the dramatic thudding of her chonky ass jumping down and she trots over to me. stepping continues and I have a weird feeling on my back and I know something is in there but I don’t look. finally I leave when the dog is done, all in all like less than 10 minutes, and the other cat and dog were out in the living room.

then my sister chills with me and the dogs on my moms bed to give the dogs their “bed time” before they usually get tucked in with blankies in the living room. she agrees that it feels loud and less peaceful than the rest of the house, but it’s a recent change for me since I’d been home all day. she leaves after a bit to get to bed bc she had work but I stay with the dogs a half hour or so longer. I’m scrolling my phone and the bedroom door is open, dogs are asleep around me. I glance up bc I see movement and I catch the tail end of something dark like someone walking into the kitchen. I immediately call my sister and ask where she is, hoping it’s just her, but she’s still in bed and has been for some time. I keep her on speaker as I tuck the dogs in and head to my own room bc I needed to tell someone, and then I hung up got in bed.

last night in the early hours of the morning, I was struggling to get to and stay asleep, and I heard a voice say “stop”. just that word. I didn’t know why and I still don’t but I’d just rolled over and ignored it. but my sister and I didn’t feel weird or have any odd things happen until around 10/11pm, a few hours after she’d gotten home from work. so we’d both been home peacefully for a while and it was chill literally all day before that.

I’m not really scared or anything, I just needed to write it down.

[supernaturalconvert]

Hard agree on all of these….hey Mr Padalecki are you taking requests?

Roles I wanna see Jared Padalecki in

Just me rambling about Jared Padalecki in general

Mafia boss: Imagine this: Jared in a stiff pressed suit with a fancy bolo tie, a lit cigar in hand, a ferocious looking dog by his side that looks like it chews on glass. a drug lord who runs the entire city is now in love with a foul mouthed woman whose father he offed.. anyone else get my vision?

Father of a daughter: Speaking of fathers, how good Cordell was with Stella! Being a girl dad IRL, he would play a great on TV. A protective father who is trying to keep his daughter safe from some earth ending disaster

Badass villian: Meg!Sam? Lucifer!Sam? That man has the right body, height and enough roughness in his husky voice to be a bad boy. He could kill with his expressions!!

Steve Jobs: Remember Lebanon episode from S14 and little clipping of Sam on Ted Talk wearing Jobs-esque polo shirt and glasses? More of that same arrogant energy!!

Mentally challenged: That Duo interpretation debate Jared long, long time ago is the inspiration behind this. It's a close resemblance of Leonardo DiCaprio's Arnie from What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Top gun maverick: His Camp Kosciuszko, Poland visit. Have you seen that man in harness and in an aircraft? He would nail it in a role like this!! I just know it

Something historical: Think Victorian.. dressed up in frilly collar, long coats, expensive pocket watch, high boots and a badass cane?

[mischiefxmanagcd]

The ocean was a vast space, so extensive you could never see just how far out it went. It had always been a terrifying thought, particularly after the tsunami, to venture out into the depths and see what was out there. The last few days, however, Harper had been sitting on the beach, watching the various people on their surfboards and thinking how much fun it would be to give up her fears and try to leave all her thoughts behind as she rode on a wave. 

She’d taken the first step and bought a surfboard, now she just had to try and get out there. A lot easier said than done, especially since she hadn’t signed up for classes and was considering the possibility of teaching herself how to surf. Probably not the smartest idea, but if she actually made it out into the ocean itself that would be a surprise.

Board in the sand next to her, she took a seat at the edge of the beach, where the waves crashed up upon her gently, and let the coolness of the water take her to other places. 

“I think this was a waste of time and money,” she said out loud to nobody in particular as she pulled her legs up under her chin and stared out at the horizon. Maybe someday she would face one of her fears, but today did not appear to be that day.

[ivesdrew]

FELT GOOD ABOUT YOU . . .

CHATPER 5

warnings: swearing

a/n: hihi! decided to start adding some written shiznits :p felt like the story needed some more depth

being back at tannyhill felt.. weird. to be honest — being outside felt weird. you hadn’t left the house in a week, after all.

you raise your fist when you reach the front door, knocking gently. after a few shuffles from behind it, the door swings open, rafe now standing in front of you.

“hi,” you mutter quietly, fidgeting with the hem of your shirt.

“hey,” he replies, giving you a small nod which said to come in. and that you did, “m’glad you’re here. uh..” he starts, scratching his nose when you step in, “really glad.”

“uh-huh,” you sigh, heart beating out of your chest.

“want anythin’?” rafe asks, following close behind as you approach the living room couch.

“does peace and quiet count?” a small, weak chuckle leaves your throat.

“meant like.. water or somethin’. but that’s also available,” he tries to joke, a dry huff escaping through his smiling lips.

“the latter,” you add, plopping down on the couch and watching as he does the same, a bit further away.

the silence was.. comfortable, to say the least. not awkward or tense, but nice.

“y/n—“

“don’t. please, i just.. jus’ need some quiet,” you quickly interrupt him, exhaling heavily when your head hits the plush backrest. rafe sighs, this time scratching his eyebrow.

“you, uh.. y’wanna sleep?” he asks carefully. nodding, you close your eyes. a whispered ‘gotcha’ is the last thing you hear before feeling his body scoot closer to yours, and dozing off

GUYS.

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[xxxedtxxx]

Yeah, I've had these two on my mind again lately. Taking a break from my Hazbin shiznit to say if any of you wanna do some Harlivy romance roleplay, I'm down

[punkitt-is-here]

girl who says shiznit 2 me

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOUR ARRRRTTTTT

[heclingmuzik]

"Kyrie." Ismael turns to look at them. She has to show that she isn't scared or worried. Show that she is strong and that she is CONFIDENT that nothing is going to happen to them. No, this is probably the first time that Ismael will put her trust in the stars. She has to. She has to.

"nothing is going to happen to you if you don't. You'll be safe. You'll be...." She thinks of a word, "You'll be free. Going back into that portal??? You'll be stuck there. There's...." She swallows thickly. It's hard to say, but it has to be said, right? "There's nothing for you there." It had been so hard to close down the portals when she was with Break. It really was so difficult, but it had to be done.

Reaching for Kyrie's hands, she squeezes them tightly. "Even if we get stuck here, at least we have each other and people that care about us. I know the stars will give us that at least. I trust that what we're doing is the right thing. I really, really do."

"I'm not surprised, but..." They trailed off listlessly, clearly not any better or worse to hear Ismael's resolve.

"Wh-What do you think will come out?" they continued, then began to ramble at an increasingly swifter pace. "What if they're lying? Or what if I don't get it? Maybe I should go back there now, where I'm supposed to be..."

Kyrie brought a hand to their mouth, as if guarding against being sick themself — even a ghost could still feel their organs twist and turn. Before they were torn from Perona's world at the whim of the Stars, they had been swept away by a desire to see Ismael again, but also to stay there.

"What's... going to happen to me if I don't?"

[toonetowne]

IVE NEVER INSTANTLY WENT "hey why does he kinda look like fresh sans parasite... OH MY GOD HOLY SHIZNIT IT'S A FRESH LEO AU." I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS BECAUSE I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THE ROTTMNT CREW WERE SANS AU'S.

HAHA YEAH

It did start out as a "omg what if I fused my two favorite medias " but trust me minus aesthetics and the basic premises Froyo and Fresh have almost nothing in common 🙂‍↔️

Hope you stick around to see what unfolds! thanks for checking it out!!!<3

[snowdecahdrn]

Finally listened to the Death Shroud radio show. Holy shiznits I LOVED it <3

[he-is-lightning-in-a-bottle]

Slowly catching up with The Midnight Romance in Hagwon tonight, and holy shiznits! That free lecture scene in episode 4 really sold this as a romantic drama for me. There is no turning back.

As this team often does, they've placed a lot of emphasis on scenes at work, likely as a nod to the fact that being a hagwon lecturer is an all-consuming and highly demanding job. (As in, they have no life outside of work.) It's been a pleasure to watch and reminded me of my own days as a lecturer and professor. But it meant that we didn't really see our main couple in any other context yet. They're always thinking about work and talking about work. We knew they had history. We knew he flirted hard and she crumbled into fits of giggles while exchanging texts with him late at night and sometimes had to catch her breath after leaving him because he was THAT charming. But the romance wasn't super fleshed out.

That scene, though! I instantly knew I was watching Lee Ji Ho fall in love with his first love all over again. I got teary eyed. As his gaze filled with wonder, so did mine. This time they're both adults in their 30s, so he actually has a shot. She is not going to be able to resist for long!

[charlixcxashtray]

everyone @ leah everytime she says "that's my shiznit"

[adultswim2021]

Mary Shelley’s Frankenhole #9: “Humanitas” | August 23, 2010 - 12:30AM | S01E09

It’s Dr. Frankenstein’s 1000th wedding anniversary with his also-immortal wife, who is expecting a big to-do. Through flashbacks we learn that Dr. Frankenstein drugged her several millennia ago and waited out her having several spouses before him. Then they do some trippy-ass Ricky Morty style SHIZNIT with TIME TRAVEL, where several iterations of Frankenstein all show up in the past to either do or undo Frankenstein making his wife immortal, with every iteration of himself doomed to spend thousands of years in a loveless marriage. Scary stuff!!!

This one is also the one where Jesus shows up, and he’s played by Andy Dick. The Jesus stuff seems pretty shoe-horned in, but there’s some amusing moments even though I detest him. He grabs ass! He steals tools! He’s a disgusting bitch, and I do NOT respect him. I did laugh at the ankle monitor gag, though. 

This one hits a similar note as the Ron Howard show, where a lot of iterations of a person from different timelines all show up at a moment in time, creating a multitude of human doubles occupying the same moment. I think if you have a time travel show, you can only do one episode like that per season AT THE MOST. That said, I prefer this episode to the Ron Howard episode, so if ones gotta go, it's not this one. It's the other one. Now, is that enough INSIGHT from me you BLOOD SUCKERS?

EPHEMERA CORNER:

MAIL BAG:

Whose idea was it to make a show where you have to look at Rob Courdy's bald ass all day in clown makeup? How fucking stupid are they? I can just stare at the cover of Mr. Bungle's self titled album if I wanted to be that retarded.

You don't have to look at it all damn day, that is foolish. Also you can childishly put your hand up and block him out of your eyeline, like my one friend used to do when Beavis and Butt-head would headbang (he claimed that he hated it and it hurt to look at... um... OooooKaaaaay)

From KON:

7 seasons of Better Things, from the twisted mind of Pamela Adlon and no one else, await you on FX and hulu

Uh, more like a seven year bitch

Who would you say is your "favorite family"?

My mom :)

There's currently a sex scandal going on with the Impractical Jokers. I don't know if you are familiar with them but I consider them the first "post-adult swim" american cable comedy act. Anyway one of the Jokers did a horrible sex thing to an unwilling participant. You are gonna read about it on the news. Don't forget the name because it might be important later.

Pokemon Joe/Gatto polls

You ever smoke weed and watch space ghost. Lol.

I don't smoke weed! SHUT UP

The actor who inspired the David Spade character Joe Dirt has died at 75. Tell me all about your Joe Dirt memories and if you think they should show Joe Dirt on Adult Swim. It can't be any worse than Squidbillies amiright?

Do you remember that one time we were making lists of our favorite movies and we were going to make a big list combining all our lists and we invited one of our friends to participate and his tenth favorite movie was Joe Dirt and we immediately disinvited him

Now that the McGruder era of Boondocks is over (and effectively the show is over, the next season makes Games era Ren and Stimpy look good) what is your overall assessment of the show. Did it make you want to check out the original comic? For a guy who worships Sam Hyde you seemed to like it quite a bit more than I would imagine.

First of all, I worship no one. I actually did contemplate ranking my top ten episodes of Boondocks prematurely, but I think I need to stick to my usual custom of watching every episode, even if I know they are bad. The Boondocks is great and I'm sorry I slept on it. And no, the comic is simply NOT a priority. I used to read it very casually but for some reason it never moved me to, say, purchase or check out (from my local library!!!) a booked collection. But I will read it if enough people yell at me about it.

[josephthesnailshow]

Yo, do you remember the FNaPF tale by @tobyblogger? I threw the story into Gizoogle for your entertainment.

I’ve been browsin fo' FNaF fangame on a joint called Gamejolt. If you don’t know what tha fuck dat is, it’s a joint where, as tha name suggests, they have game n' other shiznit too, arranged by realms, communities, n' posts.

All dem tha game on dis joint is action, horror, adventure, and, of course, fan-based. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat nuff playas seem ta tackle tha Five Nights at Freddy's-related ones.

I’m one of dem people.

This is where I made tha top billin fuck up of mah entire game. Instead of downloadin tha game I wanted on Gamejolt, I thought dat shiznit was a smart-ass scam ta downlizzle it from a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different joint. Dat shiznit was like Gamejolt yo, but odd.

And what tha fuck was tha game I wanted ta play, biatch? Well, there’s a specific FNaF fangame dat no muthafucka straight-up pays attention to. Da game is called Five Nights at Prototype Fredbear’s (which be also on Gamejolt), n' it’s like any other FNaF fangame; however, it gots a steez as if tha game was pimped up in 2014 or 2015. It’s oddly charmin n' make me be thinkin of tha phat minutez of tha series.

I hit tha downlizzle button n' started playing; tha .exe file automatically started downloading. I didn’t need ta unzip a gangbangin' file or anything; tha downlizzle automatically gave me tha game without me bustin anything. I opened it, n' it gave me a warnin bout flashin lights, jumpscares, n' bangin noises. I continued, n' it took me straight ta tha menu fo'sho. Da static scared mah crazy ass pretty badly yo, but dis allowed mah crazy ass ta peep if tha game even worked.

Now tha straight-up original gangsta thang I noticed is how tha fuck Prototype Fredbear, tha yellow bear, fo' a split second had his thugged-out lil' pupils missing. I screenshotted it ta peep what tha fuck was over his body; I found up dat there was cracks on tha front portionz of his wild lil' grill n' torso, n' dat shiznit was clear dat dat shiznit was updated ta Version 4.0. For some reason, tha color on tha four didn’t match tha 0 n' tha letta V.

Anyway, I pressed tha freshly smoked up game button, n' it took me ta tha newspaper, spittin some lyrics ta me dat Fredbear’s had been built n' dat dat shiznit was hiring. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So far, every last muthafuckin thang seemed ta be working, n' I also noticed sum'n up in tha last paragraph of tha newspaper: a funky-ass black bear, biatch? Not unusual, as it’s probably referrin ta Shadow Fredbear as mentioned up in tha characta section of tha gamez description.

Well, mah night loaded, n' I was brought all up in tha crib. While I was there, I instantly noticed a funky-ass bug: you see, tha doors weren’t properly attached. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! While dat detail didn’t matter, it seemed like tha pimper whoz ass pimped dis game tried ta fix it but wasn’t successful, or dat tha doors was intentionally made like that; nonetheless, tha game hit dat shiznit fine. I checked tha cameras, closed tha doors as soon as tha main animatronics reached mah door, basic stuff.

As I was bustin these thangs, I noticed tha juice goin down, so I had ta be careful naaahhmean, biatch? As I was checkin tha cameras, I noticed Bonnet chillin on Prototype Fredbear’s shoulder n' shit. I chuckled a funky-ass bit, as dat was a pimpin' thugged-out detail, even fo' a game like dis y'all.

My fuckin joy was cut short when I came back ta tha camera again n' again n' again n' saw Prototype Fredbear lookin directly all up in tha camera wit his thugged-out lil' pupils missing, exactly like tha menu all up in tha beginnin of tha game. I did not a god damn thang but stare all up in tha bear’s eyes.

Da night then ended, n' I went ta chill, turnin off tha game. What happened up in mah trip was disturbing. I was givin chicken ta mah cat, which was aiiight at first yo, but when I checked tha windows while washin some dishes, I saw him, Prototype Fredbear, wit dem cracks n' dem empty eyes.

Dude was just starin at me; there’s no diggitizzle dat dis was some sort of hallucination or some muthafucka pretendin ta be a gangbangin' furry by cosplayin as a animatronic.

I washed mah grill up in tha sink, n' da thug was gone when I looked back fo' realz. As I went outside, I noticed dat tha gate was open, swingin back n' forth. I immediately ran back in, noticin dat mah pussaaaaay was missing. I saw sum'n dat would make me cry n' vomit up in fear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. In mah room, up in front of mah desktop, mah pussaaaaay was lyin on tha ground wit a cold-ass lil chunk of his body missin n' bitten off. I gots up n' went on mah beeper ta booty-call tha five-o yo, but there was no connection, even though I swear I remember mah beeper hustlin properly.

Losin hope n' starin at mah cat’s body, I backed up, n' I felt dat shit. I turned round ta peep a giant yellow bear behind mah dirty ass, cuz mah game is outrageous. I noticed mah kitchen knife up in his hand, n' when I tried ta grab it from him, da hustla struck me wit tha knife n' slashed a wound on mah waist.

Luckily, I woke up, n' cuz of mah curiosity, I had ta finish dis game.

I was playin n' playin until I unlocked Custom Night fo' realz. At first, mah main goal was ta look fo' tha secret character, Shadow Fredbear; however, it’s not no mo', n' I won’t try 20/20/20/20 mode. Before I played dis game, I peeped a gameplay vizzle where Beemanz (a staff member fo' tha game n' a phat playa of tha creator) played dis game n' completed tha mode yo. Dude certainly gots a thugged-out dope endin though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. I won’t be gettin dat ending; I set dem hoes except fo' Prototype Fredbear ta zero, and, lord, if tha game wasn’t creepier than before fo' realz. Also, one thang I wanna point up is dat dis endin isn’t present up in tha legit game, you know, tha one on tha Gamejolt page.

Now, if I remember erectly, Lolbit, Bonnet, Springbonnie, n' tha other bear, Springfreddy, weren’t turned on yo, but up in dis case, they was turned on n' started moving.

Durin this, tha bathroom camera was turned on.

Da odd part bout dis game is tha animatronics appearin up in places where they shouldn’t; while it didn’t seem outta tha ordinary, it seemed odd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! For example, if you played tha actual game, you would normally peep Springbonnie hangin or floatin up in tha parts n' scam room, right, biatch? Instead, Prototype Fredbear is peeped up in his thugged-out lil' place, n' where is Springbonnie, biatch? Well, tha pimpin' muthafucka took Prototype Fredbear’s role, n' Prototype Fredbear took Springbonnie’s role.

Da camera started glitchin out, n' it flossed some pretty questionable stuff, clearly taken from BestGore. Pretty much is tha only detail I'ma go all up in without bein unnecessarily graphic; a shitload of tha violent images bein shown looked as if they was up in tha game itself.

I checked tha bathroom camera, n' there was sum'n inside one of tha stalls"I found it ta be a mutilated body of a thug stuffed all up in tha toilet. Da body was clearly photoshopped on tha toilet, n' tha bathroom itself was clearly a stock photo, didn’t look anythang like tha rest of tha game. Da main game is made wit Source Filmmaker, a porno-makin software published by Valve.

And I mean, yeah, sure, tha other cameras still looked like tha same steez dat tha creator made 'em up in yo, but tha animatronic poses was replaced wit a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different characta n' was clearly slapped on top of tha original gangsta animatronics up in Photoshop.

Da audio up in tha background was devourin tha original gangsta ambiance, which is taken directly from Five Nights at Wario’s 3 fo' realz. And tha audio waz of branches n' leaves bein crushed n' soundz of grass bein stepped on; tha sound gettin closer n' closer.

Da audio cut off, n' tha original gangsta ambiizzle returned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I wanted tha night ta end, so I waited fo' tha animatronics ta battle mah dirty ass, cuz mah game is outrageous. For some reason, tha AI gots pretty broken, n' tha animatronics simply refused ta attack; all they was bustin was starin all up in tha cameras, tauntin mah dirty ass, cuz mah game is outrageous.

I flipped down tha camera, n' I finally encountered Shadow Fredbear, tha secret antagonist.

Shadow Fredbear sat next ta tha door up in tha pose of Golden Freddy n' capped me; however, there was a extended version of tha scream audio dis time. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seemed ta git louder n' louder as it gots on, n' I noticed dat there was soundz of footsteps; sounded like they was right behind mah crazy ass yo, but when I turned around, there was not a god damn thang there.

It didn’t only take me ta tha game over screen, though; instead, it also played two clips related ta tha main antagonist of tha game. Da first one was a yellowish grizzly bear; tha clip was playin over n' over, a funky-ass bear was gettin his head cut off repeatedly.

Da next clip was also a yellowish bear gettin ground up, n' it ended wit a screenshot dat never rocked up in tha game. Dat shiznit was a photo of Prototype Fredbear, Lolbit, Bonnet, n' Springbonnie starin all up in tha camera. Prototype Fredbear n' Springbonnie both had no pupils, n' Lolbit’s pupils was missing; however, Bonnet seemed normal.

Da screen then immediately cut back ta tha main menu, n' it froze n' crashed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Afta I turned off dis game, I was processin n' tryin ta git into what tha fuck had happened.

Afta tha creator, Joseph, made tha game, some muthafucka downloaded tha regular game, broke all up in tha MFA file, n' started editin tha source code, mixin up tha AI, n' findin vizzlez from BestGore (which straight-up might’ve been taken from other gore sites too), all ta sneak all up in tha game. Maybe there’s a cold-ass lil chizzle dat tha hacker is responsible fo' tha murders; tha thug might’ve taken photoz of tha murdaz n' snuck 'em all up in tha game.

But fo' now, I uninstalled it, n' thankfully, tha nightmares haven’t occurred since.