#shittypenis

[a-moth-called-mof]

party like its 2021 in the electric chair 🌹🪼 skin designs by @codgod

[kitteqq]

happy pemis day!!!!!!!

[elq-uackity]

my penisunavailable design, pen! and some extra doodles! (date: may - june 2021)

[psmp-lore]

Wonderful nothing is so shittypenis can we give a round of applause for Glass Animals they deserve a sloppy for that one

[incorrect-psmpblr]

Shitty: What are all these bodies doing here???

Penis: Honestly not much

[alt0stratuscloud]

For the fic title ask game, maybe "(without losing a piece of me) how do I get to heaven?"

god okay I actually got asks. ough this sure is a line.

several ways I could take this. a few are just shittypenis or the ships you tag in the same posts I then reblog and tag shittypenis on with the whole "it'd be better for me if I broke out of being so devoted to you but it'd break me, too" thing, that was one of my immediate thoughts and it felt almost like? What you were looking for?

My more immediate thought though because of the train of thought I'd been having when I saw the line was a fic about Toga from MHA, specifically before she became a villain, when she was still repressing every element of her quirk to try to fit in and be the 'good, normal girl' she was expected to be. but I don't have any ideas for how to write a summary or fic for that so fuck it.

As for. actually making a summary. uh. Oh hey I have polls now that's cool to notice. right summary.

For. shittypenis because of course it is it's me:

"So," Penis says, when he registers it's Shitty outside his door. He grins. "You came back." "I almost didn't." Shitty lies. "I would have revived you myself." Penis says. "I almost did." That hadn't been what Shitty meant, the lie he'd been telling, but he knows Penis. Can read him like a book. That so-telling, so-truthful love in his eyes doesn't stop Shitty from raising his sword, and sticking its tip into the gel of Penis's head like he, three days ago, had Shitty's neck. "I believe you." Shitty whispers.

god wow okay. post penis executing shitty, around shitty executing penis. that would be like. the most fic, of the ones I've written. that sure is.

[chipjrwibignaturals]

@sounique-the-hedgehog i regret to inform you of penis smp (tag here)

oh my god jrwi sounds so penis smp sometimes. just thought the phrase “the jrwi heart transplant scene” and was thrown back to shittypenis in the electric chair

[conarcoin]

the worst part is that whenever i do talk abt smpronpa i feel like the penis smp guy. except instead of shittypenis electric chair its like. the fucking scene where travis dies to robot monkeys LMFAO

[hearty-an0n]

who up thinking about shittypenis

[lapdogchase]

also on the topic of dni banners. ppl make fun of super weirdly specific dnis a lot and i think its possible that they are just fucking with u. bc i did that at 15 like i would put incredibly specific things on my dni either like posts that pissed me off ("if you think blorbo's sacrifice in the battle of zlockenstein caused mumbo's electric chair execution even though glup specifically was the one to suggest reviving the electric chair even after shittypenis's execution in 1974" type thing) or "if you genuinely think tennis balls are green*" (*it might have been yellow. i cant remember. i used to have strong opinions on this tho) and like. i was absolutely fucking with people a little bit bc i found it very funny. and also because i was 15 and goofing off online was my full time job

[theunavailablepenis]

Perfect For You + the Hey Trilogy from Next To Normal is such a shittypenis experience ngl

[halorocks1214]

guys what happened we promised we were the cool ones

[snowchestershire]

Did anyone have 'dsmpblr makes up a fake smp and trends at #3' on their 2021 bingo card? I recommend pausing for the full experience.

(also if y'all could reblog that'd be great 'cause this took me like 4 hours to make + plsssss don't go and attack the op, just let them be)

[enderspawn]

Can I please get context for the shittypenis situation??? I woke up and tumblr is dragging this concept to hell and back lmao..i have no idea whats going on

TLDR:

1. an anti mcyt (intended to be dsmp) post goes big in the fandom. op says something like “mcyt fans will rb any post and add on like ‘omg this is just like shittyfartbaby69 and penisunavailable during the electric chair execution scene 🥺”

2. dsmpblr/mcytblr starts making jokes abt the post

3. ppl start making joke analysis/critical posts abt the two characters as if they were actually characters/CCs. this is all done ironically

4. ppl begin making up their own penismp ocs and discussing them in posts alongside penis and shitty. this is all done ironically.

5. ppl begin to propose designs for the characters and creating art for the characters, both original and fan made. this... is done ironically?

6. guys I don’t think it’s ironic anymore help

[incorrect-psmpblr]

Shittyfartbaby69: Fight me!

Penisunavailable : *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Penisunavailable : Fight me for the rest of our lives.

[alt0stratuscloud]

I NEED to write my penis smp but they become lawyers fic at some point. I don't even give a shit about my complicated exploration of shittypenis's deal that I'd get to do anymore I just need to be able to point to something and go "That! That's Brockenheart and Wifehaver! This is why I care about them!" or I'm going to explode