#shittypenis

[a-moth-called-mof]

party like its 2021 in the electric chair 🌹🪼 skin designs by @codgod

[kitteqq]

happy pemis day!!!!!!!

[elq-uackity]

my penisunavailable design, pen! and some extra doodles! (date: may - june 2021)

[psmp-lore]

Wonderful nothing is so shittypenis can we give a round of applause for Glass Animals they deserve a sloppy for that one

[incorrect-psmpblr]

Shitty: What are all these bodies doing here???

Penis: Honestly not much

[chipjrwibignaturals]

@sounique-the-hedgehog i regret to inform you of penis smp (tag here)

oh my god jrwi sounds so penis smp sometimes. just thought the phrase “the jrwi heart transplant scene” and was thrown back to shittypenis in the electric chair

[conarcoin]

the worst part is that whenever i do talk abt smpronpa i feel like the penis smp guy. except instead of shittypenis electric chair its like. the fucking scene where travis dies to robot monkeys LMFAO

[hearty-an0n]

who up thinking about shittypenis

[lapdogchase]

also on the topic of dni banners. ppl make fun of super weirdly specific dnis a lot and i think its possible that they are just fucking with u. bc i did that at 15 like i would put incredibly specific things on my dni either like posts that pissed me off ("if you think blorbo's sacrifice in the battle of zlockenstein caused mumbo's electric chair execution even though glup specifically was the one to suggest reviving the electric chair even after shittypenis's execution in 1974" type thing) or "if you genuinely think tennis balls are green*" (*it might have been yellow. i cant remember. i used to have strong opinions on this tho) and like. i was absolutely fucking with people a little bit bc i found it very funny. and also because i was 15 and goofing off online was my full time job

[alt0stratuscloud]

I NEED to write my penis smp but they become lawyers fic at some point. I don't even give a shit about my complicated exploration of shittypenis's deal that I'd get to do anymore I just need to be able to point to something and go "That! That's Brockenheart and Wifehaver! This is why I care about them!" or I'm going to explode

[theunavailablepenis]

Perfect For You + the Hey Trilogy from Next To Normal is such a shittypenis experience ngl

[halorocks1214]

guys what happened we promised we were the cool ones

[snowchestershire]

Did anyone have 'dsmpblr makes up a fake smp and trends at #3' on their 2021 bingo card? I recommend pausing for the full experience.

(also if y'all could reblog that'd be great 'cause this took me like 4 hours to make + plsssss don't go and attack the op, just let them be)

[enderspawn]

Can I please get context for the shittypenis situation??? I woke up and tumblr is dragging this concept to hell and back lmao..i have no idea whats going on

TLDR:

1. an anti mcyt (intended to be dsmp) post goes big in the fandom. op says something like “mcyt fans will rb any post and add on like ‘omg this is just like shittyfartbaby69 and penisunavailable during the electric chair execution scene 🥺”

2. dsmpblr/mcytblr starts making jokes abt the post

3. ppl start making joke analysis/critical posts abt the two characters as if they were actually characters/CCs. this is all done ironically

4. ppl begin making up their own penismp ocs and discussing them in posts alongside penis and shitty. this is all done ironically.

5. ppl begin to propose designs for the characters and creating art for the characters, both original and fan made. this... is done ironically?

6. guys I don’t think it’s ironic anymore help

[incorrect-psmpblr]

Shittyfartbaby69: Fight me!

Penisunavailable : *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Penisunavailable : Fight me for the rest of our lives.

[sp-ud]

Yo what’s penis smp?? I’m confused

the best tldr i can give is:

mcyt-neg person makes a post mocking how mcyt posts sound, making a joke about penisunavaliable and shittyfartbaby69 and an electric chair execution scene.

mcytblr (or more accurately, dsmpblr but the op just said mcytblr) finds the post and start going along with it. ironically. making posts self/twt mocking how we sound talking about the dsmp.

slowly more and more people start talking about this. and next thing you know there's way more that c!penis and c!shitty. and there's actual designs. and there's some semblance of a plot. its still very self/twt mocking, talking about c!-apolgists, c!-antis, shipping, talk of theortical ccs and their boundaries.

and then it starts slipping into a less ironic thing. all within a few hours. basically think of it as a nonsensical improv rp dsmpblr is doing where we rp as extreme fans of a rp smp that isnt real either.