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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

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Did anyone have 'dsmpblr makes up a fake smp and trends at #3' on their 2021 bingo card? I recommend pausing for the full experience.

(also if y'all could reblog that'd be great 'cause this took me like 4 hours to make + plsssss don't go and attack the op, just let them be)

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mcyt fans will see an unrelated post and be like “ohmygoodness...this reminds me of how shittyfartbaby69 and penisunavailable were during the minecraft electric chair execution scene🥺”

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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

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penis smp is the only unproblematic smp!

saying this like penisunabeilave didn't literally sign a kick exclusivity contract like 2 weeks ago is crazy

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Wonderful nothing is so shittypenis can we give a round of applause for Glass Animals they deserve a sloppy for that one

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Yup we did

I’m scheduling this post for 3 years time to remind anyone who’s following this blog by then and also myself that while MCYTtwt was at war with the genshin impact fandom over fanart, MCYTblr managed to trend “Penis SMP” for like 3 days

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(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

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yes s2 c!shittypenis IS problematic yes s2 c!shittypenis IS a relationship based around guys who have killed each other multiple times on the smp so far yes c!shittypenis IS overrated especially when c!milfkiss is right there and canon wlw BUT. i think we're all forgetting the chemistry c!shittypenis had in s1 and how it's STILL THERE even tho we're in the enemies arc rn. like seriously doesn't anyone think abt how c!penis still talks about missing living at ballscastle??? he and c!shitty built that TOGETHER.

anyway i'm hoping for c!penis redemption arc in s3. can't wait for c!turbo to finally be the psmp therapist lmfao

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A List of Underrated Penis SMP Quotes

Made a list of Penis SMP quotes that I don't see people talk about often!! Hope you enjoy :D

“Penis, my Penis, before I succumb to my death, remember this: this electric chair won't be as electrifying as the time we first met. I will love you forever and always, my dearest Penis." — Shitty in “Am I a Dilf...? (Penis SMP) (lore)”

“Pisstopia shall not stand for such tyranny, Milfboss! Everything our piss touches is OURS.” — Pisskink420 in “The Mommy Milkers VS Testicle Tribe Part 2 || PENIS SMP”

“BECAUSE MILFS KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?” — Pisskink420 in “Confronting Milfboss' Vore Addiction || PENIS SMP”

“You think I'm fine, Penis? I CAN'T LOOK AT CHAIRS THE SAME WHY AGAIN? WHY? I CAN— *sniff*— I CAN ONLY SIT ON TOILETS NOW... o-on TOILETS, Penis. Penis I... I think I might have to ask Milfboss to— to— sorry, it's hard to say the c-word, but I— I'm cancelling you. On Twitter. If you... if you still care about me, find me on the shitter. This is your last warning, Penis. I'm expecting an apologist video tomorrow by 10:00 EST.” — Shitty in “My Tenth Breakup? (Penis SMP) (semi-lore)”

“Shitty, I know that I've blabbered continuously about my parents, and I deeply apologize that I— that I've bothered you with my troublesome past. My memory is a bit hazy—I think I inherited that from my mother—but before we must part ways, I have to tell you these inspirational words my mother has whispered to me whenever I felt depressed when I was younger—“ “What is it, Penis?” “...Cock and balls." — Penis in “i'm leaving the penis smp. (penis smp)”

“The discrimination you've presented to us dilfs has been strong, but it will never extinguish our population! We will keep protesting peacefully for you to recognize our worth. Dilfs aren't items— they are people." — Turbothruster in “Dilfphobia Remains Rampant... (Lore)”

“Dilfs, pisskinkers, children of the rectum, testicle tribemen, mommy milkers, despite our differences, we need to join together as one harmonious orchestra to defeat the corrupted Cum Siblings. After all, we all follow the same god to believe in: the Holy Tapeworm." — Shitty in “THE CUM SIBLINGS VORED MY CHILD”

“Heheheh, sorry it took so long— had a difficult time trying to crawl out Quackity's asshole, but how d'ya like my new look? Watch out for your Y/N's, pathetic humans, because it's time to infect this place!” — Tapeworm in “:) secret stream :) i'm back :)”

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This is exactly what I mean!

I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand

And I hope you die I hope we both die

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Burned Bridges

penismp my beloved. Milfboss’ pov, with @mesmir-ized‘s oc Poopwad!! Poopboss/Milfwad supremacy. (though I may have implied PoopbossAnus, the ot3 of the century) I couldn’t resist, that burned bridge scene was SO cool and I know people think Penis actually did it but!! Imagine the canon divergence of Milfboss being more involved!!!!! IMAGINE!! being able to avenge Poopwad’s first death!!

Content warnings for manipulation, premeditated murder, scar mention, weapons mention, arson, arguing, swearing.

Milfboss’ heart was racing. Her ears were perked, twitching every time ash fell from the sky and irritated her delicate fur. She crouched lower, knees aching as the gravel dug into her legs and dirtied her pink skirt. It would be worth it, it had to be.

She took another swig from her flask, the bubbly, watery taste of an invisibility potion sending shivers down her spine, and her tail thrashed against the ground for one moment at the feeling, thankfully without her usual bells adorning it. The aesthetic had to be sacrificed for her plans, unfortunately.

If there was one thing she learned on this server, it would be that sacrifices are necessary to get what you want.

Keep reading

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Incorrect quotes my ass this one is accurate af

Milfboss: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Penis: We're chopsticks!

Milfboss: Well... that's cute!

Milfboss: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Shitty: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Shitpuppet: We’re kind of missing something guys.

Admiral Anus: Cohesion?

Cr1nge1sd34d: Teamwork?

Milfboss: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Penisunavailable: And Shitstorm is not here.

Admiral Anus: Oh, and that, yeah.

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WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS BABEY!!!

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Welcome to the revival.

PENISMP SQUARED

https://discord.gg/acsk8YDgYg