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i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers
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Anyway
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thunderclan medicine cats
#new sticker sheet + button set#warrior cats#wc#wc fanart#waca#warrior cat designs#thunderclan#spottedleaf#yellowfang#Cinderpelt#leafpool#jayfeather#alderheart#furry art#digital art#fursona#climbdraws#sorry for the watermarks people are shitty
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Au where Emmet gets eebie jeebied into Hisui right before the events of Pokemon Arceus and ends up hunting down a shriveled onion with time powers with the world’s worst tour guide. ((Also at some point learns Ingo is living in the mountains this entire time.))
(Same au as the emmet and elektross get tossed into the past! I will simply never officially nail the timeline down beyond growing it like a barnacle cloister.)
Masterlist of my submas stuff
#myart#art#sketchbook#submas#submas comic#emmet#pokemon emmet#pokemon#pla volo#pokemon volo#you heard of warden ingo#now get ready for shitty merchant emmet#he doesnt know any kantonese beyond what elesa taught him#needs volo to translate#ginkgo guild#snatched his ass up because he can accurately explain what the shit from the time bubbles are#and they’re intending to make bank#especially off these new finangle things like a toaster#elektross#togetic#subway boss emmet#emmet in hisui#eelektross
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Compilation of reliable green energy. 🤔
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#knowledge is power#reeducate yourself#reeducate yourselves#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do some research#do your own research#ask yourself questions#question everything#green energy#wind turbines#shitty energy#news#compilation#you decide
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in his silly era
#EVERYTHING IS OK <- LYING#every time i have to loop I end up muttering my life is like a fart before I can stop myself so I imagine siffrin doing it too#finding new and creative ways to die via squeezy cheese#JESUS CHRIST THIS GAME#there’s probably going to be more. at least one of them will be a shitty drawing of me shaking chipper by the shoulders#but I’m also gonna draw cute stuff like Mira with swirly little baby hairs. once I get my shit together anyway#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#isat siffrin#siffrin#doodles#myart#my art
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Birthday head w zuzu🗣️
Js think'n ab him waking up before you during the morning yk whether it be force of habit or because well he's a teacher, he would pepper you in kisses whispering sweet nothings and many strings of happy birthdays!
Js like kissin all over your cheeks n your puffy lips, then he moves down to your neck keeping them light and quick he suckles on the flesh gently as not to wake you, leaving a slight bruise. You hum underneath him which brings a smile to his lips.
Whilst hovering over you he gets a good look at your limp and unconscious figure, the way you're splayed out beneath him like this. You're just so perfect and he has a whole day of pampering and peppering just for you.
m’ thinking maybe he just gets a thought like maybe he could do a little something for you despite you being asleep, his first thought was to make you breakfast, which he did as an amazing husband. but then he had a thought to do..more.
Izuku slowly trails down underneath the covers to where your lower half was and crawled in between your legs, he was careful not to be too moving and too rough with your body whilst being in this vulnerable estate. He gently kissed atop of your thighs moving inward, his lips peppered slow gentle kisses on the inside of your thighs.
His breath hitched as he came face close to your clothed cunt, licking a long stripe up the covered slit. His tongue did that for some time before you were nice and wet, he moved the fabric to the side and instantly delved his tongue inside of your lips. He licked and sucked up everything you gave him, slurping and making a mess all over his face.
The second you started squirming and little mewls had left out he knew he was doing a great job, he worried that maybe because you were asleep you wouldn't have as much pleasure but boy was he wrong. You were moaning and your back was arching, your hips forcing themselves into izukus face.
He buries his face inside of you and gently rubbed your clit with his thumb occasionally coming up to give it little kitten licks. Zuku didn't care about breathing or anything like that, he just wanted to give you a mind shattering orgasm.
He was a moaning mess while eating you out, whimpering and whining at the mere taste of you. He was drunk off of you, your scent your flavour all of it. His tongue just wouldn't let up on its squirming, the pink muscle swimming inside of you and taking all of your essence.
Izuku was happy having his face buried inside of your cunt, it made him happier once you grabbed him by his hair and shoved his face deeper. He happily obliged and started swirling his tongue around your clit before giving back down to drive his tongue right back inside.
Once you came all over his mouth his face was sticky in your arousal and juices which he eagerly tried to lick up the best he could! He heard your ragged breaths assuming you were still awake, he placed gentle kisses in the inside of your thighs before giving your cunt a sloppy tongue filled kiss.
The sudden electrification of the new pleasure he just gave you made you jolt up with a whine, you moved the cover to see him still in between your legs, his eyes shot open wide as he moves back from your cunt with a lovedrunk and oussydrunk smile, all wobbly and glistening with your slick.
“g’morning honey.. happy birthday~”
It's my birthday today n uhm yeah! I wanted to like. Make something for myself but like... NOT make it ab me at the same time lol. Who wants to read something that isn't necessarily x reader yk?
Happy my birthday to you<33
#erm its my birthday#what the fart#lumasVA humor lol#fuming becaue i coukdnt go to that shitty anime con in new york or whatever#HES GONNA BE THERE AND I CANT SEE MY MAN.#THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME#happy my birthday to you<3#cvnts-post#mha#mha x reader#boku no hero academia#deku x reader#izuku x reader#izuku is so girlie pop#deku smut#izuku midoriya#izuku midoriya fluff#izuku midoriya smut#izuku fluff#izuku smut#midoriya#midoriya smut#midoriya fluff#midoriya izuku#midoriya izuku smut#midoriya izuku fluff#midoriya izuku x reader#midoriya izuku x reader fluff#midoriya izuku x reader smut#izuku midoriya x reader
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Pure Spirit, Heed My Wish
"Sigewinne's the most unique out of all the Melusine friends my parents know. They say that she was a guest at our place a long time ago, and that she held my hand, supporting me when I had just learned to walk. Many years have passed since, and I've become an adult — she, on the other hand, is just as meticulous and enthusiastic as ever."
— Emilie
��� Name: Sigewinne
◆ Title: Wondrous Dragonheir
◆ Melusine Head Nurse
◆ Vision: Hydro
◆ Constellation: Nereides
The infirmary is the warmest place in the Fortress of Meropide, where the sun fails to shine.
Rumor has it that the head nurse, who manages said infirmary, is also its founder. The Fortress has changed hands in chaotic circumstances several times over the centuries, but there has always been a tacit agreement amongst all who live here not to harm the medical staff in any way.
The reason for this is simple — few doctors could endure treating criminals and staying in such a place for long.
Fewer still would be as clement, cute, conscientious, and considerate as Sigewinne.
There was once an inmate whose life Sigewinne saved after he had been gravely injured while causing trouble, who then proclaimed her to be an emissary of the heavens — an "angel of salvation" — sent to bring redemption to criminals, even saying that he would preach this far and wide on her behalf.
"That's a bit much, isn't it?" The head nurse shook her head, her horns bobbing along.
"I won't ask what you did wrong before saving you, but you'll still have to finish serving your sentence once you've healed up," she said, hands on hips. "Flattery's not getting you anywhere!"
#genshin impact#genshin impact updates#genshin impact news#official#sigewinne#hoyolab fucking broke? so you're getting the shitty twitter version until i wake up tomorrow sorry
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this is the year i go 'fuck it' and buy canvases and paint and make bad paintings.
they will probably mostly be of possums.
#this is my new year's resolution#make shitty art#my dream is to paint possums in fancy regency outfits#little riding outfit with a little top hat#but#for now#we make shit art#enough going 'oh but i'm not A Painter™ i can't just buy canvases and make paintings'
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have a body, feel the groove
#dj crazy times#planet of the bass#gif#gifs#im so obsessed with this one part of the video where he is just goin wild in the background; i just HAD to make a shitty little gif of it#he is feeling the groove!!!!!#rhythm is the new style of dance!!!!!!!!
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local frumentarius jumped by drunk ncr trooper because he fucking sucks @ his job
#fallout new vegas#fnv#vulpes inculta#courier 6#headcanon vulpes wears hats all the time because he's insecure of his receding hairline#also happy shitty comics day or whatever#symphonart
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My take on a Sonadow fankid! She actually existed for a while now, but the trend gave me motivation to finally draw her!
Most sonadow fankids are purplish and tube-grown, so I decided to make her neither!
Background for the story under cut, in case it gets long!
So in this AU, stories from the more recent games happen when Sonic and Shadow are at most around 20 years old. Back then Sonic was rambunctious and reckless as we know him to be, and Shadow was a depressed, traumatized emo kid. While at first they were rivals as depicted in the games.
Over the years tho, just like their friends, the two matured. They started getting along a lot more, and became official friends, which eventually lead to dating. They both were afraid of getting serious though, so they took things slow and casual. Due to some of their unresolved issues, they couldn't get any closer. But not for much longer.
Some of it has been brought on by a Particular Event, and some of it due to restructuring how they go about saving the world, but things changed. As Forces has shown, putting so much responsibility on One Guy isn't wise. Sonic felt so quilty for failing, but it never should've been his job alone, so they created an organization, to share the load more evenly!
The org became global, with local groups of heroes being recruited all around, meaning that now the characters we know and love now had more time to take care of their personal lives.
While for some the change hasn't been much, Sonic, and to a lesser extent, Shadow, struggled quite a lot. Many of things happened in between, but eventually both of them grew to quite enjoy the domestic life.
They moved in together, and started taking things to the next level, now that both have done some healing and therapy. They found that they get along quite great. After a bit longer, they decided to start a family :)
Shadow came up with the name. He wanted to honor his sister's memory, but Mar-Mar was also a symbol of all his progress. He did go to therapy to make sure that he can handle them sharing a name, to see if it's a good idea, and well, it was!
She's now 4 and very loved, and her dads love each other very much as well. For a certain Sonic though, things won't go so great.
#sonic the hedgehog#sonadow#sonadow fankid#sonic oc#sth#sonic design#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#shadow#sonic au#my art#the art is kinda shitty bc i didnt wanna miss the train#feel free to ask any questions if ur curious abt any details this one is quite thought out#also they're married now :) they used matching earrings instead of wedding bands bc neither likes em#also i couldnt give less of a fuck about the shoes i Really wasnt in the mood so i halfassed it#gave up on shadow's completely ill design him new ones later#mar-mar the hedgehog
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Spreading more "Blake Roman has a beautiful voice" propaganda uvu
tw// toxic relationship implications
#I love them so so much your honour#ALSO THIS SONG IS UNDERRATED FOR ANGIE#LIKE#NEW SIDE OF ME IS AMAAAZINNG DMGW BUT THIS ONE NEEDS LOVE TOOOO!!!#this is rushed and shitty BUT I HAD TO GET IT OUTTA MY HEAD-#anyway :'>#huskerdust my otp <3#huskerdust#angel dust#husk#husker#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel animatic#animatic#tribbleart
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day 4: free day
#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#homestuck#davekatweek2024#davekatweek#kind of shitty but its too late to start something new#day 4
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2023 favorites
#artists on tumblr#so colorful this year#the first pieces i have planned for 2024 are more horror themed again#doing my best to relax until the new year#i love freelancing but i haven't had a single vacation this year#so trying to actually just... not draw for a few days :')#i always feel guilty when i don't#but no matter how much you love something you need to do other things too#be a person outside of it#even if the algorithms hate that#i hope everyone has a great rest of the year#especially sending strength and good vibes to anyone working customer service over the holidays#been there#i wish a very “step on a lego” for any customer being shitty to you
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How do cosmo and Wanda view Timmy’s parents
Their feelings of Timmy's parents are a mix of anger and gratitude. Without his parents, CosWan would've never been assigned to him! But the Turners should've been better parents.
Without his parents, Timmy wouldn't have wished for Peri!! But the Turners should've been happy with a son.
CosWan's love for Timmy outweighs any hate they may have for the Turners.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#fop cosmo#fop wanda#timmy turner#cosmo#wanda#asks#itty bitties fop au#tw child neglect#<- ask to tag#its one of those odd 'that was shitty. but it had to happen' feelings that coswan deals with#theyve got mixed emotions but the biggest most clearest emotion is that they DOOOOONt like them!!!!
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