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[aplpaca]

i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers

[climbdraws]

thunderclan medicine cats

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

i've said it before but it will forever and always make me insane that jacob's ending is to join the cullens for the sake of bella not having to give anything up. they find out jake will be immortal & tied to renesmee forever, so bella gets to smile & say "my family is finally complete! ^-^" but jake already HAS a family. he has a father and 2 sisters. quil, embry, seth and sam are like his brothers. jacob and leah were planning to run away together. he's always been welcome in emily's home, sue has been a family friend since before his birth. bella abandons her mortality by choice because she feels no connection to the people around her, but jacob has really strong bonds. it's clear that every character we meet in la push is like family to him, he's an active member of the community. jake would've graduated high school and been a mechanic, would've grown into a young man. a good friend, a fun uncle, a present son. he's set up to have such a rich life. and he's just magically compelled to give that up. beyond his control, he loses sight of everything, because his high school crush's baby is now the singular most important thing to him. he's perpetually 18 with his perpetually 18 year old girlfriend, running around vancouver or alaska or wherever with the girl who friendzoned him at 16 & her in-laws (who were antagonistic to him for months). and i'm just supposed to say omg yay now he doesn't have to let go of bella! everyone is happy! it's complete madness

[morganbritton132]

AU where Eddie doesn’t like this, and he doesn’t want to be doing this but he’s short on cash and he’s desperate.

He puts hand in his pocket and follows behind the first guy that looked like he had money. He sticks two fingers against the guy’s back and said, “Give me your wallet.”

With the deepest sigh, the guy said, “Just do it, man.”

Oh,” Eddie says horrified, taking an actual step back, “Don’t say that.”

“Man, just do it. I don’t want to do this anymore. I can’t,” The guys says. “If I have to go back to the DMV, I’ll lose it. I’ll end up on the news.”

Eddie just stares, gasping at the the back of this man’s really luscious head and then does the one thing Wayne had instilled in him. He offers a helping hand, “Do you want to get dinner?”

The guy turns his head to give him an incredulous look. He’s so beautiful, Eddie can almost forgive his blunt words when he says, “You don’t have many money.”

Eddie grins, “True. I’m Eddie.”

“Steve.”

“Well, Stevie. Looks like you’re paying.”

[cvnt4him]

Birthday head w zuzu🗣️

Js think'n ab him waking up before you during the morning yk whether it be force of habit or because well he's a teacher, he would pepper you in kisses whispering sweet nothings and many strings of happy birthdays!

Js like kissin all over your cheeks n your puffy lips, then he moves down to your neck keeping them light and quick he suckles on the flesh gently as not to wake you, leaving a slight bruise. You hum underneath him which brings a smile to his lips.

Whilst hovering over you he gets a good look at your limp and unconscious figure, the way you're splayed out beneath him like this. You're just so perfect and he has a whole day of pampering and peppering just for you.

m’ thinking maybe he just gets a thought like maybe he could do a little something for you despite you being asleep, his first thought was to make you breakfast, which he did as an amazing husband. but then he had a thought to do..more.

Izuku slowly trails down underneath the covers to where your lower half was and crawled in between your legs, he was careful not to be too moving and too rough with your body whilst being in this vulnerable estate. He gently kissed atop of your thighs moving inward, his lips peppered slow gentle kisses on the inside of your thighs.

His breath hitched as he came face close to your clothed cunt, licking a long stripe up the covered slit. His tongue did that for some time before you were nice and wet, he moved the fabric to the side and instantly delved his tongue inside of your lips. He licked and sucked up everything you gave him, slurping and making a mess all over his face.

The second you started squirming and little mewls had left out he knew he was doing a great job, he worried that maybe because you were asleep you wouldn't have as much pleasure but boy was he wrong. You were moaning and your back was arching, your hips forcing themselves into izukus face.

He buries his face inside of you and gently rubbed your clit with his thumb occasionally coming up to give it little kitten licks. Zuku didn't care about breathing or anything like that, he just wanted to give you a mind shattering orgasm.

He was a moaning mess while eating you out, whimpering and whining at the mere taste of you. He was drunk off of you, your scent your flavour all of it. His tongue just wouldn't let up on its squirming, the pink muscle swimming inside of you and taking all of your essence.

Izuku was happy having his face buried inside of your cunt, it made him happier once you grabbed him by his hair and shoved his face deeper. He happily obliged and started swirling his tongue around your clit before giving back down to drive his tongue right back inside.

Once you came all over his mouth his face was sticky in your arousal and juices which he eagerly tried to lick up the best he could! He heard your ragged breaths assuming you were still awake, he placed gentle kisses in the inside of your thighs before giving your cunt a sloppy tongue filled kiss.

The sudden electrification of the new pleasure he just gave you made you jolt up with a whine, you moved the cover to see him still in between your legs, his eyes shot open wide as he moves back from your cunt with a lovedrunk and oussydrunk smile, all wobbly and glistening with your slick.

“g’morning honey.. happy birthday~”

It's my birthday today n uhm yeah! I wanted to like. Make something for myself but like... NOT make it ab me at the same time lol. Who wants to read something that isn't necessarily x reader yk?

Happy my birthday to you<33

[harboretum]

Sleeping's been fine lately

[noahmcart]

saw this shirt on pinterest and had a vision

[absbby]

i have another thot i have another thotttt, abby finger fucking you in the bathroom while facing the mirror and she’s holding you against her so you can watch the way her fingers go in and out of your pussy, and her hand is covering your mouth to keep any noises from escaping your lips because her family is in the living room. she starts whispering in your ear how pretty you look with her fingers buried deep in your pussy, and mascara running down your face and how she’s gonna fuck you with her strap when you guys get back home. she curls her fingers, and starts fingering you faster she can tell that you’re getting closer by your heavy breathing and from the way your pussy clenches around her two fingers she takes her hand off of your mouth to start rubbing at your clit, you let out a few whimpers. she starts hitting your g spot all while she is abusing the bundle of nerves causing you to moan out loud. she stops abruptly to grab you by the neck to tell you to be a good girl and shut the fuck up or she’ll stop, you start apologizing repeatedly with teary eyes, she looks at you through the mirror biting her lip to hold back a smile and slides her hand down to continue fingering you😵‍💫

[critterbitter]

Au where Emmet gets eebie jeebied into Hisui right before the events of Pokemon Arceus and ends up hunting down a shriveled onion with time powers with the world’s worst tour guide. ((Also at some point learns Ingo is living in the mountains this entire time.))

(Same au as the emmet and elektross get tossed into the past! I will simply never officially nail the timeline down beyond growing it like a barnacle cloister.)

Masterlist of my submas stuff

[elizakai]

uhh for doodle requests, some Killermare or Kist maybe??

funny how things change

[bleeding-seraphic]

[reality-detective]

Compilation of reliable green energy. 🤔

[puppppppppy]

in his silly era

[genshin-impact-updates]

Pure Spirit, Heed My Wish

"Sigewinne's the most unique out of all the Melusine friends my parents know. They say that she was a guest at our place a long time ago, and that she held my hand, supporting me when I had just learned to walk. Many years have passed since, and I've become an adult — she, on the other hand, is just as meticulous and enthusiastic as ever."

— Emilie

◆ Name: Sigewinne

◆ Title: Wondrous Dragonheir

◆ Melusine Head Nurse

◆ Vision: Hydro

◆ Constellation: Nereides

The infirmary is the warmest place in the Fortress of Meropide, where the sun fails to shine.

Rumor has it that the head nurse, who manages said infirmary, is also its founder. The Fortress has changed hands in chaotic circumstances several times over the centuries, but there has always been a tacit agreement amongst all who live here not to harm the medical staff in any way.

The reason for this is simple — few doctors could endure treating criminals and staying in such a place for long.

Fewer still would be as clement, cute, conscientious, and considerate as Sigewinne.

There was once an inmate whose life Sigewinne saved after he had been gravely injured while causing trouble, who then proclaimed her to be an emissary of the heavens — an "angel of salvation" — sent to bring redemption to criminals, even saying that he would preach this far and wide on her behalf.

"That's a bit much, isn't it?" The head nurse shook her head, her horns bobbing along.

"I won't ask what you did wrong before saving you, but you'll still have to finish serving your sentence once you've healed up," she said, hands on hips. "Flattery's not getting you anywhere!"

[ex0rin]

CA: TWS | CA: BNW ✨husbands✨

[rinasaurusrex]

this is the year i go 'fuck it' and buy canvases and paint and make bad paintings.

they will probably mostly be of possums.