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alkeneater · 10 days ago

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how my transphobic parents felt when they gifted me a pack of girly underwear when i specifically asked them just to buy some boxers

#alkenetalks #how do you mess up a present your child asked for #bro this new year was the worst one for me #shitty gift #I didn't like the food #i had a very bad mood #my lil brother got the thing i wanted for years #not the underwear but the station like amazon alexa (the russian edition #daym bro this sucks I'm going to sleep early and please i hope they leave me alone #gotta talk to my hubby before bed tho #just a little #maybe he will comfort me #eh #okay bye ✨

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normal-about-the-dca · 23 days ago

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#I CAN FINALLY POST IT!!! made this as a secret santa gift for a discord im in!!#sundrop #fnaf sun #sun fnaf #normal beetle art #sun stealing all my snacks except all I've got rn is shitty American cheese slices

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lazylittledragon · 2 months ago

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mini mcm dump 🖤

only 24 hours out and i already want to go back

(puppetstarion was made by bokkicat!!)

#ramble #cosplay #I DON’T HAVE THE HANDLE OF THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE FIRST ONE BUT ILY #only having my shitty phone photos would be so awful #also i’m so glad i met puppetstarion before he went home to neil #thank you to everyone who complimented isobel or said hi!! you were all so sweet #can you tell i spent most of my time in artist alley #a lot of my haul was gifted/traded but don’t even ask about my wallet rn i’m not allowed to do anything until christmas at the earliest #ok i lied not every second bc i have sprained my foot #didn’t love that part

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schyrosoreffs · 9 days ago

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i finally got his book might end it rn

#also featuring crochet baby bill gifted by my loser <3 #i love my dorito son/daughter #its him... the silliest baby dorito ever...#this book only costed me all of my sanity #and half of my money #forgive my shitty camera chat #the book of bill #gravity falls #tbob #bill cipher #baby bill cipher #does this count as a spoiler???#tbob spoilers

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theredviper · 9 months ago

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DAVE JONES as HALSIN SILVERBOUGH

— Baldur's Gate 3 (2023), dev. Larian Studios

+ BONUS:

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unnonexistence · 6 months ago

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imo a core part of the newmann dynamic is like... you've got these two very very intelligent people who have spent most of their lives being Smartest Guy In The Room. which feels great! but also, it's very hard to form close and trusting relationships when everyone else sees you as Smartest Guy In The Room. and if you maybe don't have great social skills to begin with, you can't figure out how to compensate. and it's hard to build up solid self-esteem when the only thing people value you for is your intelligence, and a lot of them resent you for that, too. so really it is very very lonely.

and then they meet! and neither of them is the smartest guy in the room anymore! and that is both EXHILIRATING (omg! someone who gets me!) and TERRIFYING (the fragile pillar i built my whole self-esteem on is crumbling! help!).

they do NOT know how to cope with this. best they can do is being obsessed with each other.

#newmann #newton geiszler #hermann gottlieb #unscientific aside #pacific rim #i dont talk about the whole Gifted Kid thing much because people get shitty about it but like #i think 90% of the time it's not ''oh i am smarter than all these losers. they are beneath me. i am so bored in their company''#it's ''im just vibing but for some reason my peers hate me??? what did i do''#+ poor social skills #and then the way you GET the asshole ''all these less intelligent beings are beneath me'' side of it is #the kid isnt given any tools to cope with being ostracized aside from ''don't worry what they think b/c you're smarter than them anyway''#also. thinking about One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces in relation to newt #i'm your nightmare little man!

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manderleyfire · 6 months ago

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You’re murdering me!

IPHIGENEIA IN TAURIS // Euripides (tr. Kenneth McLeish)

happy birthday @matressofwire ♥

#welighttheway #alicenthightowerdaily #hotdedit #otto x alicent #otto hightower #alicent hightower #game of thrones #iphigenia trusted him that’s the thing. that’s why it would have been so easy #daddy daddy what a big gun you have. how long does it take to die when you’ve been shot in the throat?#i'm sorry it's so sloppy but it's the thought that counts #the thought is suffocating tho! whatta perfect bday gift right?? <333 #a love of the rack and the screw and i said i do i do #the cage is open you can walk out anytime you want why are you still in there?#shitty things i do for love #i miss them already rhys don't go

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corantus · 2 years ago

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part of a complete breakfast, until you can eat fruit loops again!

#gift for #jumblr #pseach #i hope everyone is having a wonderful shitty crackers week and spending time w your loved ones

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lucyid8 · 9 months ago

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I got @clownpalette jumpscared (positive) DE FANART/GIFT IN FULL RESOLUTION IS HERE BTW:

#SOMBODY COOL LIEKD MY ART #shitty comic #comic #silly #goofy #doodle #ms paint #my art #social interaction #gift art #fanart #clownpalette #crazy

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mdhmplush-daily · 6 months ago

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🎀 day 32 ⏳

magical girl is obsessed with giant girlfriend three times her size

#pmmm #puella magi madoka magica #mdhm plush daily #madoka magica #akemi homura #homura akemi #kaname madoka #madoka kaname #madoka gift plush #mdhm #madohomu #i know homura gift plush isn't in this picture #but she will be back tomorrow!#i prommy #no one knows that it took me a full ten minutes to take this picture #because i spent a solid five delicately lint rolling madoka #and then another five fighting with my shitty iphone camera

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coolnonsenseworld · 1 year ago

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Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 ��❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

#klance #can i tell everyone to look away before i write tags to someone privately lmao no? damn #anyway yes i meant music!! and thank you for sharing something!!#baking seems like a hyperfixation #like i know you said you baked once but then look at me #...i was thinking if i could make salads.... i gotta be medicore at least at one food thing #its a joke its a joke #i will one day get used to focusing on more complicated kitchen work than heating up meat or cooking things in salt and water #anyone else had trouble getting out of bed this december?#once i do i try to pick physical activities that dont require creative thinking because man #at the post office i had small talk with a lady waiting in line she didnt speak polish so u know me it happened #and she recommended light therapy lamp #im very tempted to try it becase i had record bad thoughts sleepless nights and jerking awake this month #it might be rooted in economic instability growing inflation costs of living and shitty working conditions while still trying to buy gifts?#but hey there are things we cant have control over and there are things we can #ive got winter wonderland comic coming though #i will try my best to speed-finish it as a christmas gift aight #i hope its going to be a nice thing!!#wow thats a long set of tags

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cheeseproducts · 11 months ago

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happy valentine's day

#neon genesis evangelion #evangelion #rebuild of evangelion #shinji ikari #kawoshin #karl gets revenge for his shitty gift last year #my art

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areyoudoingthis · 1 year ago

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in light of the everything we are SO lucky we got s2 at all. they murdered the budget and forced them to make do however they could with half the money and they still gave us a lovely season AND a happy ending for ed and stede. we could so easily have been left with ed crying alone forever but we got joy and hope and healing instead

#s2 is a miracle isn't it #there were so many shitty things going on at hbo and the tv industry in general that could have killed it and yet it happened #and it was a beautiful gift #I'm even sorrier now that they had to work with half the budget of s1 and that they probably got offered even less money for s3 #it's truly evil of hbo but I'm so grateful that they went ahead and worked on s2 anyway

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determunition · 11 months ago

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happy valentines day!! gay old men be upon ye

#inscryption #retyrement au #p03 inscryption #magnificus inscryption #p03ficus #probably like 50% of mag's shitty wizard collection is from poe at this point #gift giving is his love language...

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milfthrawnuorodo · 7 months ago

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Emerging like a phoenix from the ashes of my hiatus to remind everyone that this edition of Thrawn: Alliances is the hottest Thrawn cover art to ever exist and my absolute favorite Thrawn to picture in fics

#in my most humble opinion of course of course #shhhh we’re not talking about my shitty editing job just ignore it #LESS WE EVER FORGET WHAT A GIFT WE WERE GIVEN HERE #Thrawn #grand admiral Thrawn #mith’thraw’nurodo

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askchilchuck · 2 months ago

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*hands you mouse squishmallo of the largest size*

Hey, he’s pretty cute! Not sure where I’d put him, though…

#asks #anon #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #chilchuck dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chat gives chilchuck a gift #ooc: i love shitty photoshop jobs i wish i had time to do them more often hehehe #also tbh he’s probably gonna give it to one of his girls #the only plushies he cares to keep are their old ones for sentimental value #also i know this isn’t the average squishmallow but this is the biggest mouse one they sell

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