#shitty costumes

[puppygirl-panopticon]

So im browsing a costune sight for fun at work (cause im bored out of my mind) and i get dome kinda morbid facination with how many different ways they have tried to do "sexy cop" on the same website, but heres the thing. It displays the costumes in a way where you will have pages and pages of like, yassified white women in costumes followed by one just DUDE like a normal guy just standing there look at this

This is just one of many examples ive procured for you today, please enjoy the rest under the cut followed by perhaps some commentary

Okay so heres this

Now another thing im a very big fan of is the way they name things "mystery dude" in particular really fucking gets me

This kinda shit is everywhere just, girls in basically nothing and then a guy dressed up as juse like a movie character or a genaric manly figure see below

(Also there is an example of one of the many many cop costumes, which i have a fucking beef with they all look the same until they dont and then you end up with THIS)

WHAT IS HAOPENING HERE WHAT IS THAT LITTLE HAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IS IT I DONT UNDERSTAND

WHAT IS IT

I dont understand, moving on to a personal favorite

Now this.

This i thought about leading with but its honestly so special to me i had to hide it down here.there is so much to talk about

A. The puzzler

When i was in highschool, i once thrw together a costume for a party in about 20 minutes and it was basically something like this except i was wearing a button up shirt and short shorts and an enormous tie and i called myself "the questioner" basically this is nothing like that but i wanted to talk about how i made a free costume that i think was funnier and better then this one which was somehow retailing for

$111.95

At some point.

B.

I dont have anything else i think i got it out of my system

Next we have the ninja pictures

I like these because i have two of them

And i like to imagine that they are body guards flanking these two beautiful women

I cant fit anymore pictures in this post so consider urself spared from further harrassment

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[dirtysenner]

Therapist: AliExpress Pomni doesn’t exist, AliExpress Pomni can’t hurt you

AliExpress Pomni:

[milk-ducts]

might delete ,, its been fucking ages since ive touched an art program so . it didnt come out as good and im not proud of how the face turned out so wonky 😭

its a quick messy doodle of a buffed out mark w a longer hairstyle <3 begging the showrunners 2 give him these side bangs .. please !! my baby would look so good w them. u could interpret this as an older ver of him,, tho hes still got that baby face

without the shine .. hehe .. he looks better like this .

[ectonurites]

so can jason stay dead this time or

[morganbritton132]

Steve comes home from work, busts into Eddie’s studio while he’s in there, and grins at him with a mouth full of plastic vampire teeth. He’s in full vampire costume and he says in his best Dracula voice, “I vant… to suck… your cock.”

Eddie:

Eddie, smiling:

Eddie: I’m streaming.

Steve: Oh my god

[eightbitpale]

Two colourways. My padme psychosis continues. She’s Helen to me

[mellosdrawings]

I am regularly annoyed at AI generated art, but I think nothing compares to doing researches of traditional clothes and only finding sexualised AI stuff that is most definitely not traditional apparel.

[lucabyte]

been doodling in class so i dont fall asleep in the middle of lectures. here's some of the isat ones so far. love using cheap felt tip pens

[project-sekai-facts]

There are exactly 16 bars between the start of the chorus in Voices and the end of the lyric "If they're on these 16 measures, they'll become my strength".

[askinsufferableprick]

sup the house of strider is officially open for halloween business drop your costume in the ask box to receive ultimate ironic judgement and the chance to win the sweetest treat of all

[chickenoptyrx]

Quick dumb goofy thing. Very dumb.

But apparently dokkan (a gacha game i don't play) is tryin to appeal to me specifically. And apparently I am in fact very easy to manipulate. So I may be back on THIS brand of bullshit 🙃

[comfortzonelol]

♠️

[chickensauras]

...yknow that thing where you remove a character so far from their original context that they become unrecognizable?

Anyway thorfinn- but hes a normal kid that likes Naruto and is gonna be him for Halloween :U

[oof-ow-my-bone]

still thinking about them… they’re so special to me…

@arrimorr

[succo-al-limone]

Beginner’s suit + little sketch

[spookyscarywoodrow]

new young justice comic run but it’s all of their crimes catching up to them. oh, who’s that knocking on their door? space police. who’s that right next to them? magic police. who’s standing behind them? time police. who’s standing to the side of them? regular police. who’s standing behind all of them? you’ll never guess-