#shitty costumes

[puppygirl-panopticon]

So im browsing a costune sight for fun at work (cause im bored out of my mind) and i get dome kinda morbid facination with how many different ways they have tried to do "sexy cop" on the same website, but heres the thing. It displays the costumes in a way where you will have pages and pages of like, yassified white women in costumes followed by one just DUDE like a normal guy just standing there look at this

This is just one of many examples ive procured for you today, please enjoy the rest under the cut followed by perhaps some commentary

Okay so heres this

Now another thing im a very big fan of is the way they name things "mystery dude" in particular really fucking gets me

This kinda shit is everywhere just, girls in basically nothing and then a guy dressed up as juse like a movie character or a genaric manly figure see below

(Also there is an example of one of the many many cop costumes, which i have a fucking beef with they all look the same until they dont and then you end up with THIS)

WHAT IS HAOPENING HERE WHAT IS THAT LITTLE HAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IS IT I DONT UNDERSTAND

WHAT IS IT

I dont understand, moving on to a personal favorite

Now this.

This i thought about leading with but its honestly so special to me i had to hide it down here.there is so much to talk about

A. The puzzler

When i was in highschool, i once thrw together a costume for a party in about 20 minutes and it was basically something like this except i was wearing a button up shirt and short shorts and an enormous tie and i called myself "the questioner" basically this is nothing like that but i wanted to talk about how i made a free costume that i think was funnier and better then this one which was somehow retailing for

$111.95

At some point.

B.

I dont have anything else i think i got it out of my system

Next we have the ninja pictures

I like these because i have two of them

And i like to imagine that they are body guards flanking these two beautiful women

I cant fit anymore pictures in this post so consider urself spared from further harrassment

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[dirtysenner]

Therapist: AliExpress Pomni doesn’t exist, AliExpress Pomni can’t hurt you

AliExpress Pomni:

[milk-ducts]

might delete ,, its been fucking ages since ive touched an art program so . it didnt come out as good and im not proud of how the face turned out so wonky 😭

its a quick messy doodle of a buffed out mark w a longer hairstyle <3 begging the showrunners 2 give him these side bangs .. please !! my baby would look so good w them. u could interpret this as an older ver of him,, tho hes still got that baby face

without the shine .. hehe .. he looks better like this .

[hemlock-dreams]

I get so excited everytime I see you post something new for your ex-con au. How do Deadpool and Peter’s Spidey-sona first meet? Sorry if you already went over this and I missed it.

Spidey and Deadpool have a hit meet cute! You see, Spider-Man's been getting in Deadpool's way and costing him a pretty-penny (and yelp ratings!) in jobs, and we just can't have that.

As for Weasel, he might look like a drowned rat, but the man is a shrewd businessman who excels in recognizing opportunities when they walk through the door. And despite his reputation as kind of a pushover, he can be very cold and calculating. After all, you can't survive long in the business of cutting throats without being cutthroat yourself.

He and Wade have a very friends-not-friends relationship. There's fondness between them, but there's also fear from Weasel's side in regards to Wade. However, Weasel (reluctantly) does have Wade's back if it comes to it.

As for Peter, Weasel immediately recognizes his attachment to Emma and uses it to his advantage in working Peter to the bone. Over time, he does grow to have a bit of a soft spot for the guy, but mainly keeps him around because he's useful. (And because Wade might actually kill him if he lets Peter go.)

[ectonurites]

so can jason stay dead this time or

[morganbritton132]

Steve comes home from work, busts into Eddie’s studio while he’s in there, and grins at him with a mouth full of plastic vampire teeth. He’s in full vampire costume and he says in his best Dracula voice, “I vant… to suck… your cock.”

Eddie:

Eddie, smiling:

Eddie: I’m streaming.

Steve: Oh my god

[eightbitpale]

Two colourways. My padme psychosis continues. She’s Helen to me

[lucabyte]

been doodling in class so i dont fall asleep in the middle of lectures. here's some of the isat ones so far. love using cheap felt tip pens

[mellosdrawings]

I am regularly annoyed at AI generated art, but I think nothing compares to doing researches of traditional clothes and only finding sexualised AI stuff that is most definitely not traditional apparel.

[project-sekai-facts]

There are exactly 16 bars between the start of the chorus in Voices and the end of the lyric "If they're on these 16 measures, they'll become my strength".

[lemonsweet]

When I see disneyland zootopia animatronics get so sad bc all this work and art to make such a complicated mechanism for a movie that sucked so bad and they can do that bc they have infinite money forever

[askinsufferableprick]

sup the house of strider is officially open for halloween business drop your costume in the ask box to receive ultimate ironic judgement and the chance to win the sweetest treat of all

[oof-ow-my-bone]

still thinking about them… they’re so special to me…

@arrimorr

[succo-al-limone]

Beginner’s suit + little sketch

[phoenixtherobot]

ideal Red Hood and Red Robin dynamic to me is people who hate each other but unite over their hate of others more

[inamindfarfaraway]

Isle of the Lost headcanon: we know that healthcare there was basically nonexistent, with no medical professionals or institutions, but what if Yzma appointed herself the resident catch-all ‘doctor’? She is not a real doctor, of course. But she is a wildly anachronistic mad scientist with a penchant for lab coats, chemistry and hurting children. She wants power. And now she has a whole island of kids to play with experiment on treat!

“I’ll just give you a pill, a harmless little pill, and then I’ll put you inside of a scanner, and then I’ll put you in another scanner, and then we’ll do a quick blood test, and when the results are in… I’ll STAB YOU WITH A SCALPEL!”

Just. Can you imagine? The poor kids.

Kronk: Your doctor was Yzma? The Yzma who raised Kuzco, the Yzma who then tried to kill Kuzco without a shred of remorse, my ex-boss Yzma? That Yzma?

VK: Yes. That Yzma.

Kronk: Wow, that must have been rough. I’m so sorry. Do you want to join me and Emperor Kuzco’s Yzma Survivor Support Group?

Kuzco, from the other room: KRONK WHAT ARE YOU TELLING THEM

Kronk: Nothing you should be ashamed of, your majesty! Your mental health is as important as your physical health and I’m proud of you for taking care of it!

No matter what exactly happened on the Isle, it must have been quite the shock for the VKs to experience proper healthcare in Auradon.