#she did NOT look pre-menopausal in the movie twenty years ago

[inamindfarfaraway]

Isle of the Lost headcanon: we know that healthcare there was basically nonexistent, with no medical professionals or institutions, but what if Yzma appointed herself the resident catch-all ‘doctor’? She is not a real doctor, of course. But she is a wildly anachronistic mad scientist with a penchant for lab coats, chemistry and hurting children. She wants power. And now she has a whole island of kids to play with experiment on treat!

“I’ll just give you a pill, a harmless little pill, and then I’ll put you inside of a scanner, and then I’ll put you in another scanner, and then we’ll do a quick blood test, and when the results are in… I’ll STAB YOU WITH A SCALPEL!”

Just. Can you imagine? The poor kids.

Kronk: Your doctor was Yzma? The Yzma who raised Kuzco, the Yzma who then tried to kill Kuzco without a shred of remorse, my ex-boss Yzma? That Yzma?

VK: Yes. That Yzma.

Kronk: Wow, that must have been rough. I’m so sorry. Do you want to join me and Emperor Kuzco’s Yzma Survivor Support Group?

Kuzco, from the other room: KRONK WHAT ARE YOU TELLING THEM

Kronk: Nothing you should be ashamed of, your majesty! Your mental health is as important as your physical health and I’m proud of you for taking care of it!

No matter what exactly happened on the Isle, it must have been quite the shock for the VKs to experience proper healthcare in Auradon.