#shitter criminals

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if farting worked like this oomfie would have more abs than ai generated porn

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congratulations y'all we have been unburdened by that geriatric fuck!!

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world heritage shitpost

when bae thinks he saw a tiny speck of shit on his dick but you practically douched out all the gastric acid from your stomach

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3x08 - Lucky

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i love how in the beta session like dad egbert and mom lalonde find each other and are chauffeured by poppop harley via some fuckin shenanigans

but they all avoid bro the whole time like hey lets do our own thing but lets do it as far away from that wacko as possible

relatable

[chmerical-a]

❝ㅤㅤ𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬  goes  through  shit.  doesn't  mean  they  can  be  𝙖 𝙨 𝙨 𝙝 𝙤 𝙡 𝙚 𝙨  about  it.ㅤㅤ❞

sc  (  x  )  ft. @daemondaes

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My reactions to episode 9 of season 2 of Criminal Minds Evolution

Spoilers below the cut!

Luke letting himself into Penelope's office!! Collecting my Garvez crumbs/secret dating proof where I can

Their banter!! His face when she's talking!! So in love!!

Luke knowing Aida bc of his past makes my Gold Star Luke theorist heart happy

No official notification would have elipses in it omg that was so weird

Luke being the only one standing and just staring at Pen 🥰 they're so in love they're so secretly dating

Omg bf/gf case presentation!! Love the group work!!

Temily sitting next to each other!! Wives!!

Oh yay!! Jade and Dana have found the "crime board" about the BAU! This is so great!

luke leaves his door open during the day??? i guess it's for roxy but it seems dumb

ooh that transition was SMOOTH

"motherfucker" LOLLL

This Frank Church guy is fucking weird

"women like you" EW

Tyler you are being irrational and hot headed and dumb

PENELOPE DID NOT JUST SAY RIZZ

Great, Dana's dead. And then there were two.

Oh god the scenes from mila's "dream" make me sick

Luke saying "the shitter" made me snort

I am here for the Tyler/Luke bromance-ish?

JILL WHY DID YOU KISS HIM AGAIN

oh shit jade just snapped his neck with her bare hands

the music is SO GOOOOD

Oh this ending scene SLAPS

I just know the last episode is gonna be SO GOOD, holy shit

[arcanistvysoren]

Link to Reuters Article

Discord is officially blocked in Russia

Which. Whatever. For me personally -- whatever. I pay for 3 VPNs currently. I'll be all right.

But the fucking demoralizing shit of it all. Because they can dress it up however they want. "Oh this platform is spreading extremism."

Yeah, you mean like talking to people from other countries and learning that the government is lying to us all? No shit.

And yes, the more tech-savvy people aren't gonna be affected.

But the poisoning of children? They are rewriting history in the classrooms. They have rereleased textbooks of history and geography to paint the correct version, in which everything Russia has ever done was morally good and correct and the Evil West has been -- at best -- ungrateful, and -- at worst -- criminal, sinful, decadent, utterly reprehensible.

It's the same propaganda that any Nazi party has always used: they are out for your identity. They endanger your way of life. In this instance, it is the America and the image of Ukraine as depicted here -- which is to say "suckling on America's teat". It couldn't possibly be because Russia is committing genocide.

So yes. They ban TikTok. They ban Youtube. They ban Instagram. They ban Shitter. Now they ban Discord. Which is just laughable because Discord is just Skype on steroids. It's a reddit with a phone booth. To say that Discord is spreading extremist views and brainwashing is so absurd when it's literally just teens going into channels to play video games and accidentally learning that their country is the emerging Traditionally Evil Empire of 21st Century.

Like I cannot stress to you that in the first week of the war this was a movie released to all elementary students in every school to explain why their country was at war:

Shit's bad here.

[fiction-is-passion]

Hey guys. Sorry I again haven’t been active here and not posting much.

Forgot to mention some good news is that I’m pregnant!! I’m basically at my second trimester about now. I’m slowly getting used to the morning sickness but me and my husband are over the moon to being parents soon.

Another mention is that I’m going to be moving until December to another state. (Sadly it’s a red state) 😔

So with that outta the way. I wanted to check in on all of you and see how is everyone doing in the anti censorship community (or movement to be honest.) I know I’ve been seeking posts post election that everyone is going to go down in the shitter. I’ve also been seeing posts from them of the sheer stupidity from antishippers or fanpols. How they wish trump could get rid of their own kind just for shipping is absolutely ridiculous and disgusting.

I didn’t think these people would stoop this low but I didn’t think it was possible they would. They’ve stooped low before by having actual criminals in their little circles. Just because their ideologies alined. So again, just a pure level of a disgrace to fandoms everywhere. Where no longer you can’t feel safe to express yourself with people you support, and outside fandom spaces.

And I just want to say to all of those that were harassed during this election. I’m so sorry you had to endure trump supporters whom you thought wouldn’t even support to begin with. All just because you’re self expressive of yourself.

These vindictive assholes will never get to you. They’re chronically online losers with no shame. You on the other hand are kicking ass just by breathing. That should be enough to scare actual nazis that you’re not playing around.

We’ve defeated fascism before. We can do it again! And we have that power!

But also again. If this wasn’t said before but pls make sure you’re reaching out to your therapists or psychiatrists. Be safe. Keep yourself grounded by doing something that makes you happy. Maybe watch your favorite movie or TV show. Find a hobby you were putting off. Find memes for you to laugh at. Roast anime characters for their horrible fashion or hair. Anything that makes you laugh.

I’ll be signing off now!

Peace and chicken grease.

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theyve never had to douche their ass or flush the toilet after theyve had a SHET... disgusteng

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It had been well over fifteen minutes since the Boss first stepped into this waiting room; twiddling his thumbs as he sat there patiently to be called in for this meeting. Not wanting to lose himself in whatever gacha games were installed onto his phone, he began to think over the way this Babel family presented themselves. They seemed rather professional all things considered. Which wasn't exactly uncommon in the criminal underworld depending on who you dealt with. But this certainly felt a lot more than what he was used to.

They could be old money as far as he knew. Most of those types prided themselves on being indistinguishable from legitimate businesses. It was a testament to both their wealth and influence, which is something that the Boss probably should have done more research on before coming here.

" Hmm, things could possibly go down the shitter. Might even wind up dead. Sounds pretty exciting. "

@cerberivs

[gaykarstaagforever]

I love The Batman, but as an adult I'm certainly in favor of him being called out and shut down and replaced by another vigilante. Someone who is just as morally unimpeachable, but not just when Bruce isn't pretending to be a failson aristocrat slumlord so he can afford more smoke pellets.

It would have to be someone like Robin Hood, who funds his operation with what he steals from the rich. ...Except Robin was originally an aristocrat, too. But at least he kind of went all in, taking to the woods and drawing the official ire of the System to the same degree as his lowly gang members.

I mean he is still from gentry stock, and I don't know why we have to keep doing that.

I guess I want a Rorschach. But one who isn't so emotionally unbalanced as to be feared and hated by almost everyone he could potentially work with.

But maybe that's just how it works if you're a superhero from the skids? You bring your motivating trauma and inability to pay to deal with it with you.

Jesus was upper middle class. This might be some inevitable human element, where a poor nobody just isn't going to become an iconic hero.

...Outside of Australia, at any rate.

But in that case he wasn't so much a hero of the downtrodden as he was a career criminal on a suicidal crusade to avenge the death of his family, who were only killed because they were also career criminals.

Like, he became an icon specifically because he was a turbo-larrikin. But outside of the UK and Australia, no one else even knows what the hell a larrikin is. The Batman isn't a larrikin. The Batman tolerates larrikins, but then tells them to turn themselves in. Because The Batman is the rich nerd who owns the parking garage they drunkenly vandalized.

Maybe a guy named Larry Kin, some delinquent from Gotham who gets a good private school education from a Wayne Trust grant, which includes a year abroad in Sydney. And when he comes back he puts on a stovepipe helmet and decides to confront The Batman as The Larrikin, because The Batman nonchalantly crippled his drug-addicted father, who got hooked on pain-killers after getting injured working at a warehouse owned by Wayne Enterprises, and was only acting as a thug in exchange for more pills.

They've probably already done something like this. But they always have to make the guy shitter in some way than The Batman, because the Rule is always that The Batman is the Best. And that's what I'm okay with challenging.

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an outward, visible symbol of the wearer's commitment to the school." The judge's Aggie pride was further confirmed when he set the young man's bond at $50,000, which is $45,000 over the bond threshold for

such an offense.

One case that didn't make it to the commission, which a currently serving IP told me about, involved a judge in the South Plains region of the state who threw a woman in jail for contempt because she used profanity on the witness stand. There was actua ly a reason for the profanity: she was quoting verbatim the threat made by the individual who was, she was on trial for "assault by threat." But this judge had a reputation for banning all cursing in his courtroom, even, apparently, cursing that occurs between quotation marks.

In Lubbock County, two JPs formed the very definition of contrast.

Susan Rowley, who worked in their courts as a prosecutor, outlined the stark differences between them:

There was one judge in particular-Judge Jim) Hansen, a good guy who's fair. He really knew the law, really knew what he was doing, and we got along so well. It was like a well-oiled machine.

But the one I replaced couldn't care less what the law was, he was against drinking and he made sure that anyone who had a drinking offense would get a conviction. He'd throw the book at them without even reading their case. When I was a prosecutor, I'd come in and I'd say, "I want to give this kid a 'deferred.' It's his first offense." He d say no. And I'd say, Judge, you're just saying this because it's an alcohol case. You aren't considering the full range of punishment options."

There were other apparent issues with this judge. He left office with a 27,000-case backlog. A great many of the Class C misdemeanor charges that came into the court had gone far beyond the statute of limitations.

There were complaints that had never been signed by the attending offi-cers. According to Rowley, some of these complaints even had warrants issued on them, so there were people who were actually doing jail time on warrants for tickets that should have been dismissed ten years earlier.

Judge Rowley mentioned a woman she personally saved from a similar

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When I was still a defer shitter wey and running for ofice, remember ping down to than - an pro was bonding me of my direment of

to turn herself in, and spid, "What are you doing here?

'm gonna have to spend two weeks in jail on warrants on al these

old cases."

I couldn't use my cell phone because I was in the basement, s said, Cive me your name, date of birth, and the kind of tickets youre taking. about." I ran upstairs shot hecked on the tickets, and there were nackin. plaints on file, so they should have been dismised. I put in an appearance on the tickets and called the DA, and they dismissed them. Apparently, she got out of jail that day. She didn't even know who I was, but she diar! have to sit in jail for two weeks.

When I spoke with Judge Rowley, she still had quite a lot of work ahead of her, cleaning up the disarray shed inherited. She longed for the chance to stop cleaning up files, to stop having to get thousands of shucks (case jackets) put into their proper record boxes. She was wistful when imagining the light at the end of the tunnel:

It's going to be so nice. I get to be like all the other IPs. I walk into their office and they're just so relaxed! I'm so jealous because I'm just an extra clerk right now going through stuff, and those fleeting moments when I'm actually in the courtroom I'm like, this is so great. I love this part!

In the wake of his predecessor's departure, Mike Nelson (Galveston County) had his own prodigious clean-up to deal with.

He was in the office maybe thirty minutes a day. Consequently, I've had to dismiss 2,500 criminal cases due to the statute of limitations. He left me with, like, seventy-five civil suits he'd never given any attention to, and thirty-five jury trials. So it's been a big workload for me and my staffs.

(Judge Nelson holds justice court in two different cities.)

Wayne Denson (Lavaca County) speaks to what can go wrong when a JP finds himself out of his element. That JP in question wasn't Judge

Just after being sworn in, I was directed to the county clerk's office to

"pick up" all the records belonging to my predecessor. I was told to bring a truck." As it turned out, they had twenty-seven file boxes containing all the records they could find at the home of the deceased IP. Some of the boxes looked to be in pretty rough shape and I was informed that those

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"The Ray." From the Gopala-Tapaniya Upanishad “The Exploration of the Mysteries of the Ascetic Cowherd.”

Persons who flirt with righteousness deliberately populate their mind with saintly kinds thoughts. They are called Maruts, “storm soldiers” and they are found in the abode of Krishna, their master.

A Marut or mirror, contains all of the  merits named by the Upanishads and they must populate the sky in the mind instead of the claptrap of Fox News or the Ayatollah or the fukchucks who want to “free Palestine”, filthy persons who do not care about the good of mankind:

37. That spiritual world, completely pure, uncontaminated, free from suffering, free from greed and all other vices, and identical with this five-word mantra, is manifested from Lord Vasudeva. It is not separate from Him.

 38. With eloquent prayers I and the Maruts please Lord Govinda, whose form is eternal and full of knowledge and bliss, who stays under a desire tree in Vrndavana, and who is this five-word mantra.

Vrndavana means “orchestra in the forest.” The Chief of the Maruts is called Marici, “Ray of Starlight” which are the hallmarks of sentience, the ability to empathize with others and make mutually beneficial choices. Our planet is going into the shitter because far too many of our governors are insentient, they do not think of others when they campaign for President, pass laws, or convey themselves through their personal lives. So the call to action through the Upanishads and other religions is to capture the starlight and learn how to comfortably include the needs of others within one’s priorities.

Justice is enforced, it is the consequence of one’s actions, but this thing called Marici, a blessing, prevents the need for the constable and that is what we are long for, a vana world that does not need the constable so much.

I am nagging the world about Donald Trump because there have been numerous hard stops to this man's criminal career and still he is in front of a microphone discussing his potential presidency. He cheated in 2016, there is evidence in a major motion picture, it is clear as day, as are his Crimes Against Humanity with the RVW Overturn and the Siege on January 6, 2021, there is a law that states a sitting president who engages in a siege cannot seek office again.

There is a large volume of proof Donald Trump was involved in what happened in Israel on October 7, which I have also shared with the public.

I have been huffing all of this at anyone who will listen but for some reason, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will not do what is right and shut this shit show down. Instead we discuss what will happen if the man becomes the president again, especially to the people of Ukraine who personally asked me to help them stop their war with Russia.

The government has all it needs to turn this cart around and it will not do it. This is perplexing. I am deeply frustrated and angry, do not trust the Department of Homeland Security, Joe Biden, or Kamala Harris and do not think their inaction towards a clear crisis of law enforcement, conscience, politics, or the future of this planet bode well.

I read and write on the details of these Upanishads every day and they state we must desire, think, and believe along certain ethical guidelines and act within specific thresholds...I cannot allow Kamala Harris to compete against Donald Trump, nor she to compete against him, this makes not one bit of sense.

We need a ray of light urgently and it must shine soon. I am encouraging nations and the United Nations to sanction the US Government until it wakes up and does what is necessary to protect the people of this nation from the threat of Donald Trump and permanently remove the possibility another like him might seek power.

This irresponsible behavior and all of the conjecture about the possibility of more is not professional, it is not legal, nor is it dignified or conscionable and I am asking the world to stand up for itself and for what is right before it is once again too late.

The World Trade Organization has jurisdiction over the United States of America and it can levy sanctions against countries that are not in compliance with international human rights laws. Donald Trump has violated more than a few and is still a free man. Write the WTO today and insist the US Gov receive an appropriate punishment for its conduct in the manner of its handling of Donald Trump.