#shitter criminals

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if farting worked like this oomfie would have more abs than ai generated porn

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congratulations y'all we have been unburdened by that geriatric fuck!!

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world heritage shitpost

when bae thinks he saw a tiny speck of shit on his dick but you practically douched out all the gastric acid from your stomach

[masterwords]

3x08 - Lucky

[strmpt]

i love how in the beta session like dad egbert and mom lalonde find each other and are chauffeured by poppop harley via some fuckin shenanigans

but they all avoid bro the whole time like hey lets do our own thing but lets do it as far away from that wacko as possible

relatable

[chmerical-a]

❝ㅤㅤ𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬  goes  through  shit.  doesn't  mean  they  can  be  𝙖 𝙨 𝙨 𝙝 𝙤 𝙡 𝙚 𝙨  about  it.ㅤㅤ❞

sc  (  x  )  ft. @daemondaes

[darcyfangirlsfrequently]

My reactions to episode 9 of season 2 of Criminal Minds Evolution

Spoilers below the cut!

Luke letting himself into Penelope's office!! Collecting my Garvez crumbs/secret dating proof where I can

Their banter!! His face when she's talking!! So in love!!

Luke knowing Aida bc of his past makes my Gold Star Luke theorist heart happy

No official notification would have elipses in it omg that was so weird

Luke being the only one standing and just staring at Pen 🥰 they're so in love they're so secretly dating

Omg bf/gf case presentation!! Love the group work!!

Temily sitting next to each other!! Wives!!

Oh yay!! Jade and Dana have found the "crime board" about the BAU! This is so great!

luke leaves his door open during the day??? i guess it's for roxy but it seems dumb

ooh that transition was SMOOTH

"motherfucker" LOLLL

This Frank Church guy is fucking weird

"women like you" EW

Tyler you are being irrational and hot headed and dumb

PENELOPE DID NOT JUST SAY RIZZ

Great, Dana's dead. And then there were two.

Oh god the scenes from mila's "dream" make me sick

Luke saying "the shitter" made me snort

I am here for the Tyler/Luke bromance-ish?

JILL WHY DID YOU KISS HIM AGAIN

oh shit jade just snapped his neck with her bare hands

the music is SO GOOOOD

Oh this ending scene SLAPS

I just know the last episode is gonna be SO GOOD, holy shit

[arcanistvysoren]

Link to Reuters Article

Discord is officially blocked in Russia

Which. Whatever. For me personally -- whatever. I pay for 3 VPNs currently. I'll be all right.

But the fucking demoralizing shit of it all. Because they can dress it up however they want. "Oh this platform is spreading extremism."

Yeah, you mean like talking to people from other countries and learning that the government is lying to us all? No shit.

And yes, the more tech-savvy people aren't gonna be affected.

But the poisoning of children? They are rewriting history in the classrooms. They have rereleased textbooks of history and geography to paint the correct version, in which everything Russia has ever done was morally good and correct and the Evil West has been -- at best -- ungrateful, and -- at worst -- criminal, sinful, decadent, utterly reprehensible.

It's the same propaganda that any Nazi party has always used: they are out for your identity. They endanger your way of life. In this instance, it is the America and the image of Ukraine as depicted here -- which is to say "suckling on America's teat". It couldn't possibly be because Russia is committing genocide.

So yes. They ban TikTok. They ban Youtube. They ban Instagram. They ban Shitter. Now they ban Discord. Which is just laughable because Discord is just Skype on steroids. It's a reddit with a phone booth. To say that Discord is spreading extremist views and brainwashing is so absurd when it's literally just teens going into channels to play video games and accidentally learning that their country is the emerging Traditionally Evil Empire of 21st Century.

Like I cannot stress to you that in the first week of the war this was a movie released to all elementary students in every school to explain why their country was at war:

Shit's bad here.

[fiction-is-passion]

Hey guys. Sorry I again haven’t been active here and not posting much.

Forgot to mention some good news is that I’m pregnant!! I’m basically at my second trimester about now. I’m slowly getting used to the morning sickness but me and my husband are over the moon to being parents soon.

Another mention is that I’m going to be moving until December to another state. (Sadly it’s a red state) 😔

So with that outta the way. I wanted to check in on all of you and see how is everyone doing in the anti censorship community (or movement to be honest.) I know I’ve been seeking posts post election that everyone is going to go down in the shitter. I’ve also been seeing posts from them of the sheer stupidity from antishippers or fanpols. How they wish trump could get rid of their own kind just for shipping is absolutely ridiculous and disgusting.

I didn’t think these people would stoop this low but I didn’t think it was possible they would. They’ve stooped low before by having actual criminals in their little circles. Just because their ideologies alined. So again, just a pure level of a disgrace to fandoms everywhere. Where no longer you can’t feel safe to express yourself with people you support, and outside fandom spaces.

And I just want to say to all of those that were harassed during this election. I’m so sorry you had to endure trump supporters whom you thought wouldn’t even support to begin with. All just because you’re self expressive of yourself.

These vindictive assholes will never get to you. They’re chronically online losers with no shame. You on the other hand are kicking ass just by breathing. That should be enough to scare actual nazis that you’re not playing around.

We’ve defeated fascism before. We can do it again! And we have that power!

But also again. If this wasn’t said before but pls make sure you’re reaching out to your therapists or psychiatrists. Be safe. Keep yourself grounded by doing something that makes you happy. Maybe watch your favorite movie or TV show. Find a hobby you were putting off. Find memes for you to laugh at. Roast anime characters for their horrible fashion or hair. Anything that makes you laugh.

I’ll be signing off now!

Peace and chicken grease.

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theyve never had to douche their ass or flush the toilet after theyve had a SHET... disgusteng

[puckish-rogue]

It had been well over fifteen minutes since the Boss first stepped into this waiting room; twiddling his thumbs as he sat there patiently to be called in for this meeting. Not wanting to lose himself in whatever gacha games were installed onto his phone, he began to think over the way this Babel family presented themselves. They seemed rather professional all things considered. Which wasn't exactly uncommon in the criminal underworld depending on who you dealt with. But this certainly felt a lot more than what he was used to.

They could be old money as far as he knew. Most of those types prided themselves on being indistinguishable from legitimate businesses. It was a testament to both their wealth and influence, which is something that the Boss probably should have done more research on before coming here.

" Hmm, things could possibly go down the shitter. Might even wind up dead. Sounds pretty exciting. "

@cerberivs

[bi-bard]

Ask Me Why So Many Fade, but I'm Still Here - Roman Sionis Imagine (Birds of Prey)

Title: Ask Me Why So Many Fade, but I'm Still Here

Pairing: Roman Sionis X Reader

Based On: Karma

Word Count: 1,222 words

Warning(s): violence, mention of criminal activity

Summary: Roman never seemed to comprehend that you can only push someone so close to the edge before they snap. Play with your food, you give it a chance to bite back.

Author's Note: *whispering* Hey, hey... did you catch that Hannibal reference in the summary? Did you like it?

MIDNIGHTS - TAYLOR SWIFT WRITING CHALLENGE

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Gotham was a city almost constantly on the verge of collapse.

A city crumbling to its very core meant that you had to take careful, calculated steps to avoid falling off the edge.

A delicate game.

I had spent my entire life learning exactly how to survive in Gotham City. Not just survive but thrive.

I played the game well.

The biggest obstacle in my game was one man. Roman Sionis.

He was ambitious. I admired that. That's why I gave him a second chance when his first deal almost sent my profits into the shitter.

His second deal didn't do much better.

All it did was make my blood boil and my mind race with possibilities.

I went to see Roman in his club.

It was... an interesting place.

Not a place where I liked to spend my time.

I walked up to the table Roman was sitting at with some group of people. I didn't know or recognize any of them. But I didn't really care to. I tapped the table.

"Roman," I grinned.

"(Y/n)," he cheered. "Pleasure to see you! Sit, drink!"

"Actually, I'm here to talk," I replied. "Can we go somewhere quiet?"

"Oh, you can discuss anything out here."

"Roman," I said sternly. "Quiet?"

"Fine, fine."

He managed to pull himself out of the booth. We walked toward the back of the building to a secluded room. I looked around as Roman shut the door.

It was what one would expect from a room in Roman's club. Red walls, low lighting, kind of strange artwork. I almost rolled my eyes at it. I wondered how much money he had wasted on a room like this.

"What did we need to discuss," he asked, walking by me. He went to grab us each a drink.

"Our deal," I explained. "You screwed me over, Roman."

"Oh, please, I'm sure it's fine," he waved me off. "I gave you a good deal."

"Bullshit," I snapped. "The only reason I'm still standing is because I saved myself. You tried to ruin me."

"Quite the accusation-"

"After two bad deals, you expect something different," I raised an eyebrow. "Roman, you are going to screw yourself over if you continue making deals like that."

He glared at me.

"I'm trying to be helpful. Understanding. I've been in this city a long time."

No response.

I rolled my eyes. "I'm expecting my money back. If you don't pay, then-"

Roman cut me off by pulling out a gun and aiming it at my head. I closed my eyes for a moment. Roman wouldn't shoot me himself. He would despise the mess.

"If you've been here for so long, then you can understand the danger of threatening someone like me on their own turf."

I sighed before pushing the gun away. "I wasn't threatening you."

He glared at me.

"Good luck, Roman," I said. "I hope you end up okay."

"Get out of my club."

I smiled at him before turning around and heading out.

The next few weeks were quiet.

I was rebuilding.

I was researching and working and making plans. It was like resetting the foundation. Making everything stronger. Leaving less room for rotten deals to make it in and make an impact if they somehow did.

It was very beneficial.

I made some amazing moves for myself and my group.

But, of course, no period of peace could last forever.

"(Y/n)!"

I sighed at the sound of Roman's voice. I handed the clipboard in my hands over to the man I had been talking to before turning my attention to Roman.

"Roman," I said, walking over to meet him in the middle of the room. "To what do I owe the pleasure?"

"My club just got ambushed," he snapped. "The whole place is trashed. Most of my men are missing. I was lucky that I was out on a job when it happened, they have no idea where I am."

"Why should this concern me," I asked.

"I need resources to get out of Gotham for a little bit," he explained. "Regroup, get my men back, get my money back."

I sighed. "Roman... why would I help you?"

"We're partners. We work together."

"Every deal I have made with you has almost screwed me over. I was simply smart enough to know how to save my own ass. You have cost me a lot, Roman."

"Oh, come on-"

"And when I came to get my money, you thought it was a good idea to pull a gun on me."

He rolled his eyes.

"Tell me, Romie," I grinned at the glare I received for the nickname. "Are your men missing or did they resign?"

"What?"

"I just heard that they may have gotten a better opportunity. Better pay. A boss that can truly think through every consequence of their actions."

He didn't respond.

I stepped forward, leaning in so I could whisper in his ear, "Look around you, Romie."

He quickly did a circle, staring at the faces of the men around us.

I stepped back again. "I guess it really wasn't that hard to convince people that your leadership was... flawed."

"You son of bitch-"

"Language, Romie!"

He paused.

"Search him."

One person stepped forward and got all of Roman's weapons.

"It wasn't that difficult. I didn't have to do much convincing. Apparently, deals you've made haven't benefitted any of the men working with you."

I held out my hand to one of the men, quietly asking for the bat in his hand. He gave it to me. I admired it for a moment. The look on Roman's face was enough to tell me that he was realizing the situation he was in.

"I grew up in this city," I explained. "I saw it through so many transformations. I understand the beating heart of this city."

I stepped forward, tapping the bat against Roman's chest.

"I could've helped you," I continued. "I could've kept you from drowning. Protected you and taught you. You could've been part of Gotham's elite. If had just been smart enough to not screw me over."

His jaw clenched.

"But, hey, can't change the past," I shrugged as took a few steps back. "So, I just watched. You screwed yourself, Romie. That's how you ended up here. I need you to know that. I'm not saying I'm a god or the devil... I'm merely the one you're going to face on judgment day."

One of the men kicked the back of Roman's knee, causing him to fall to the ground in front of me.

I used the end of the bat to tilt his chin up. "Beg."

"For what," he asked. "Your forgiveness?"

"Oh, no... you lost any chance of that a long, long time ago," I shook my head.

I stepped back and twirled the bat in my hand before preparing to swing. I let it gently touch Roman's temple as I lined up my shot.

"I want you to beg for mercy," I instructed. "If you're lucky, I'll just kill you... if you aren't, well... don't wanna spoil the fun."

He stared at me silently.

"Your choice," I shrugged.

"(Y/n), wait-"

"Nighty-night, Romie."

I brought my arms up before taking a swing at him.

And I smiled.

Never had there been a more satisfying sound.

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I love The Batman, but as an adult I'm certainly in favor of him being called out and shut down and replaced by another vigilante. Someone who is just as morally unimpeachable, but not just when Bruce isn't pretending to be a failson aristocrat slumlord so he can afford more smoke pellets.

It would have to be someone like Robin Hood, who funds his operation with what he steals from the rich. ...Except Robin was originally an aristocrat, too. But at least he kind of went all in, taking to the woods and drawing the official ire of the System to the same degree as his lowly gang members.

I mean he is still from gentry stock, and I don't know why we have to keep doing that.

I guess I want a Rorschach. But one who isn't so emotionally unbalanced as to be feared and hated by almost everyone he could potentially work with.

But maybe that's just how it works if you're a superhero from the skids? You bring your motivating trauma and inability to pay to deal with it with you.

Jesus was upper middle class. This might be some inevitable human element, where a poor nobody just isn't going to become an iconic hero.

...Outside of Australia, at any rate.

But in that case he wasn't so much a hero of the downtrodden as he was a career criminal on a suicidal crusade to avenge the death of his family, who were only killed because they were also career criminals.

Like, he became an icon specifically because he was a turbo-larrikin. But outside of the UK and Australia, no one else even knows what the hell a larrikin is. The Batman isn't a larrikin. The Batman tolerates larrikins, but then tells them to turn themselves in. Because The Batman is the rich nerd who owns the parking garage they drunkenly vandalized.

Maybe a guy named Larry Kin, some delinquent from Gotham who gets a good private school education from a Wayne Trust grant, which includes a year abroad in Sydney. And when he comes back he puts on a stovepipe helmet and decides to confront The Batman as The Larrikin, because The Batman nonchalantly crippled his drug-addicted father, who got hooked on pain-killers after getting injured working at a warehouse owned by Wayne Enterprises, and was only acting as a thug in exchange for more pills.

They've probably already done something like this. But they always have to make the guy shitter in some way than The Batman, because the Rule is always that The Batman is the Best. And that's what I'm okay with challenging.