#shitposty rambles

[nyaskitten]

I hate this moment I don't fucking caaaareeee its NOT the sick burn Garmadon thinks it is, because really, Speed ISN'T a fucking element, Lightning makes sense, Speed DOESN'T! Speed and Mind are STUPID ideas and I'm standing by this till the end of time!!! THEY'RE NOT REAL POWERS AND THIS JUST FEELS LIKE A LAZY EXCUSE TO BRUSH OFF THE FACT THAT THESE AREN'T REAL POWERS!!!

[crystallizsch]

Hello! I really like your art and comics with Jamil and your OC. It looks very cute!

I just want your thoughts on this as a Jamil lover. I really like Jamil but Idk why??? I like him so much that I cry whenever I don't get his card or daily greetings at login. He's not usually my type like Izuku or Tanjiro. Just want to know your thoughts since you like Jamil hehe. It's ok if you don't respond!

AAH THANK YOU SO MUCH it means a lot to hear you like them i really appreciate it!! 💖💕💖💕💖

ANYWAYS as a jamil enthusiast i ask myself that question too 🤠;;

dont know what kinda hypnotizing magic he did on me but it worked bc i was incredibly neutral about jamil when i first saw him and now he lives in my head rent-free

okay in all seriousness i ended up rambling about jamil and why i like him personally and it ended up longer than intended so uh proceed with caution under the cut 🧍

(i had to look up the characters you mentioned,,, i know both of the anime but BARELY know the characters so idk how to compare other than they seem to be the benevolent hero/protagonist type???) (so on that note theyre actual opposites??? of jamil 😭)

okay so for me i personally just find jamil’s character really fascinating (and relatable???)

like his character arc drew me in i think, i legit do not recall 100% how i started liking him bc he was NOT my usual type either

i saw him before book 4 and went “okay” 🤷 and moved on 😭

my usual type is kalim actually (the sunshine type with a depressing reason for being all sunshine-y lmao) but. i did not vibe at first with how kalim looks so i didnt really get attached to him either 🤧 (im absolutely fine with him now tho 😭 ive learned to appreciate him more thanks to other kalim enjoyers)

(and tbf a lot of twst characters i didnt think i would like but here we are)

back to jamil. alright maybe it’s his looks. maybe bc he’s a pretty guy idk. but if that’s the case i wouldve been all over vil bc he’s the definition of beautiful gorgeous guy who doesnt fw with gender norms but im NOT. instead it’s JAMIL.

i think it doesn’t help that aladdin is one of my favorite disney movies too 😭 jafar has that two-faced, manipulative disposition with a side of dramatic, and insane and that’s. actually just jamil.

so maybe i guess what drew me in with jamil is that sense of theatrics, the dramatics ;;; that dichotomy of having that level-headed, intelligent front he puts up but then also having this unhinged, unfiltered side that he shows when he is free to be more himself

i’m a sucker for seemingly calm and collected characters on the outside and then their true self being WAY more different and expressive

(i think this would make more sense if you’ve seen aladdin and if you remember how jafar is like in the movie) (i am also choosing to ignore that ONE scene with jafar and jasmine towards the end iykyk) (and the twst characters shouldnt be considered one-to-one with their disney counterparts anyway but i digress)

also scalding sands event my beloved it might be what actually sold me on him bc things like his little sister reveal and his childhood stories wrecked me

(also also i’m obsessed with his canon dynamic with kalim but that’s another thing altogether)

or maybe it’s not that deep and that i just grew attached for no particular reason 🧍 (and that reasoning in of itself should be completely fine as well if that’s your case! just. like who you like, there really doesnt have to be a reason as long as you enjoy them)

uhhhh in conclusion,,, jamil’s a really complex character tbh i could say so much more about his relatability but i feel like im already exposing myself a lot LMAO and i dont think i can properly articulate with words anyway how deeper his character is beyond my surface level thoughts

[mugzymiik]

THESE FUCKING SHAPES HAVE CORRUPTED MY MIND

i cant think of cubes (the shape) without thinking of Cube. i cant think of gold (the mineral) without thinking of Gold. i cant think of barracudas (the animal) without thinking of Barracuda (dead as hell). i cnat think of irises (the flower) without thinking of Iris. Tsavorite. Cyan. a literal fucking Orange. CYANIDE. shes not canon but B U G .

I HAVE TO EDIT MY MESSAGES/POSTS AND DE-CAPITALIZE CERTAIN WORDS BECAUSE IM SO USED TO CAPITALIZING THEM AS NAMES

AND THATS JUST THE NAMES. DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE COLORS. I CAN'T SEE THE COLORS BLUE, YELLOW, GREEN AND ORANGE IN THE SAME AREA. ITS EVEN WORSE IF PINK IS IN THERE TOO

I CANT LOOK AT A GODDAMN OCTAGON ANYMORE WITHOUT GOING "Bug :D"

THESE GODDAMN SHAPES ARE MY OWN PERSONAL AMONG US CREWMATES

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[grassthing]

Why the fuck am I going "wow he's so me" to a fictional toilet where am I

[aroacesigma]

Sigmas whole 'im just a normal man' thing is actually so interesting to me. Like I know I joke about it being transmasc behaviour a lot but seriously. is he genuinely just convinced he's normal because everyone around him is so weird ? Is he just hoping that repeating it enough times will make himself and everyone who knows believe it ?

[gemharvest]

Dunnooooo how artsy I'll be tomorrow; I don't (shouldn't) have work but my brother and I are going to watch through all of Nyan Neko Sugar Girls and. I forget if we were ranking or reviewing them but we're gonna do Something so he can upload it as a 100 subs special.

[inc0gnit0-m0de]

taking the gay man to some islands

[fallow-grove]

oh look its A scrungle.. main character 1/7 textposts: (x) (x) - read the comic - th - support me + bonus content

[bee-paints-n-dances]

bro my school’s hosting my district’s art exhibition tonight (and one of my pieces is in it) and guess which extracurricular group had to pull out floors for a backdrop.

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that’s right! color guard! good job!

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anyways, my old man yaoi director-coach-man didn’t show up so we spent 23 minutes running around trying to find him. he never showed his dumb little face so we had to do everything ourselves. (there was only like 7 of like the 30 people we need to pull out these floors.)

we ended up being late to first period. the assistant band director wrote us all tardy passes and me and another guard girlie have first period together. and we were doing presentations in first period english. and these dumbass kids don’t know how to make proper slideshows. yeah i’m not mad i missed it.

[pestercide]

Psst hey listen

Consider

Bob x Moloch

Thanks :3

[huntersapprentice]

okay so, I think it's so fucking funny but also interesting how veggietales characters are either portrayed as being close to human size or regular vegetables. (or both?!?!?)

putting under a read more because I will go on and on about this and maybe go on tangents

love my funny little produce ^^

so I feel like for someone who's never watched this show (not to mention barely heard of it), it would seem obvious to think these characters are itty bitty. I mean, they go on the countertop, and everything's just normal-sized. Larry even eats some popcorn that looks to be in a human sized bowl (as well as regular sized popcorn) in Dave and the Giant Pickle. Larry's also gotten stuck in the sink once in Rack, Shack, and Benny. The only place where everything around them seems to be made for their size is in the story segments. the Bible retellings, the book adaptations, the movie/show adaptations, the original stories. the content that fills up 80% of the videos are in universe acting, so one could say it's just the set. even for the stories that are kinda implied to be a part of the character's canon, such as Larry's Lagoon and Bob's Vacation, could be set within this little mini world they have, kinda like how the Super Why characters live in this magical world in a bookshelf. not that I imagine much of the fandom even considers it canon, but the netflix series did seem to build on that world for the sentieng vegetables, at least in minor details (more veggie theming I guess) all this seems to keep the idea that they're still just vegetable size. Their interactions with humans are very much just audience interaction throughout the show, whether it's through letters, texting, or video calls. The cancelled Bob and Larry movie even touches on the idea of the vegetables being vegetable size, with a comment from one of the show artists, Joe Spadaford, stating that "Bob and Larry would've lived in his nightstand" (quote from the Lost Media Wiki, paraphrasing Spadaford)('his' being a kid called Dexter, whoever that would've ended up being) however, in what we have of the show now, humans never really come into contact with the veggies, not counting the mascot costume performances or spin offs (Os Amigos, FitnessHoff) because of that, most would assume the vegetables are just talking vegetables. BUT THEN THERES SOME OF THE EXTRA-CONTENT STUFF. I'm gonna start with the one that stuck with me the earliest:

Bob just sitting casually with the creator of the show, but. but. but. he's not the size of a tomato. he's almost as tall as medium sized dog or a baby.

another thing I saw recently:

this picture is from the Veggie Rocks! album, which seems to have also been included with the physical CD copies. Larry's just fucking around in the studio. this human sized looking studio..... now, thinking back to my point about the canon stories earlier: yes, it'd be easy to say those are just sets made for their size, but what's stopping someone from saying that the sets are in accordance to human size? that the countertop is actually the thing modified for size to make the veggies look veggie-sized!? well, at the end of the day, I think it's up to personal preference, and also it's a cartoon for kids so there's not much reason to put so much thought into it. But I like putting thought into it, dammit. In fact, in the process of writing this rambling, I had actually thought of a third idea: what if the veggies can change their size at will for whatever the reason? the veggies, as well as just being able to levitate things, can also change their size. being honest, that wouldn't even be the weirdest thing about them. Oh yeah, and I went through this entire part of the rambling without even mentioning the animals. animals that are either veggie-sized or regular-sized, depending on how you see it.

VEGETABLES THAT TALK AND SING AND DANCE and also seem to really like Monty Python and Gilbert and Sullivan references. also, they're in a Christian educational show. it's already kinda far out there as a show concept. but then there's the other thing: they can eat. through the first episodes, they're mostly shown eating or at least mentioning or using foods such as pizza, popcorn, or slushies. even then, the mentions of food is already kinda sparse. but coming into the 2000s, the use of food is a bit more frequent (I don't know why I'm so hung up on the food thing, honestly, but I feel like there's something about the idea of a digestive system) speaking of anatomy, it has been brought up before in terms of the veggies' anatomy as plants. the Belly Button song is a pop song that goes on about Mr. Lunt and his super deep dark secret that he must admit to y/n: he's got no belly button. of course, he's a decorative gourd. the umbilical equivocal is up there in his head. this plant unique biology is then carried over to one of the VeggieTales on TV end credit bits, where Mr. Lunt informs Bob (who's in the middle of a mild allergic reaction to shellfish) that he would technically "breath through his leaves," and then Bob comments on that being "cool." Aside from that, they do have animal functions too. like using the bathroom (never shown on screen, but off screen reference and mention)

Honestly, that's kinda all I wanted to ramble about, I think the details of these characters are super interesting to think about

also with the external detail that the veggies can't "have a redemptive relationship with God" so they can't go to heaven nor hell nor I guess have souls accordingly

[butchbarneygumble]

Every so often the question of "are AI-generated images Art?" comes up in my various school servers... and it goes about as well as you'd imagine.

My two cents:

AI-generated imagery counts as art. But that sure as hell doesn't mean I have to enjoy it!!!

[cannibalistic-suggestions]

Blog Update • December 24, 2023

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[hearts401]

I need to stop drawing things im not brave enough to post

[insomniakingdoom]

Oh yea, I have a dumb fic to write

Well, I did the chapter 1, now I'm wondering if I really want to doom Ao3 with it. not that it's that bad

but idk

I'm undecided lol

I still have to decide on the title too. And I want it to be an egg pun.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

God DAMNIT OKAY Ngl the Crash franchise has thoroughly grabbed me by the neck and pinned me to a wall once again, I escaped it for like a month but nO I'M FUCKING HOOKED AGAIN 😳😳💖😳💖😳💖