#splashynuke

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Hey sugar do you have any beauty tips?

Sugar: "Oh! Well, I'm n--"

Splashynuke: "whats beauty"

"OH HI THERE SUGAR NICE TO SEE YOU TOO!!"

Beauty tip #1: stay FAR away from Splashynuke

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world politics?

Splashynuke: “Oh, that’s easy!”

“I’m the leader~!!”

Lemon: (sigh) “She doesn’t know *what* she’s talking about.”

“Kookooland has had a fraught history, usually completely ungoverned or with an arbitrarily-chosen informal leader. This has led to many of the problems we see here today, such as–”

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She Has Come

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Hi! Hey splashy nuke! What’s your favorite song?

Splashynuke: "My favorite song..."

"Oh!! That'd have to be 'The Ballad of Splashynuke the Awesome!!'"

"It's a classic. I wrote it myself."

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Hey is splashy gay if so that’s okay!

Splashynuke: "What's gay?"

Sissselia: "It's generally what you are when you're attracted to others of your gender."

"What's gender?"

"how do i explain this......"

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dear splashynuke, important question: is the rainbow being eaten or barfed

Splashynuke: "WHATS THAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF LITERALLY ALL OF MY BODILY FUNCTIONS BEING RAINBOWS"

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ℍ 𝕪𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕀'𝕞 ℝ𝕒𝕪! 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘. ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕙!!!!

Splashynuke: "What's pride month??"

This Just In: Local Gay Aliens Accidentally Flatten Former World Leader (She's Fine Though)

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I was told y’all wanted to see this? [posted it on dA a while ago]