#shitposting as per usual

[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

[wendingus]

Stayed up late doodling a Wild West Lonely Broadcast Spinoff. It's so dumb.

I like to think that Dan has a telepathic connection with his shitty bird instead of using hearing aids. Which is very unfortunate for Evelyn because she can't whisper -anything- without Bartholomew going "hold up, I'm gonna tell dad, brb"

Evelyn's eye will tell you the future if you look into it, but will also immediately make you shit your pants, so no one ever asks to see it. Dan saw it once. He saw a vision of himself stubbing his toe ten minutes later.

I like that Finn's design has been mostly up to interpretation but I didn't wanna leave him out, so he just sorta looks like a Rough Dude. I like his nose though. He was a week away from cowboy retirement before these bad hombres showed up.

[sscarletvenus]

a character with black hair in a ship with other character(s) who has any other hair colour is, in fact, legally forbidden from topping. it is blasphemy. unscientific. against all things sacred and true.

[dicethoughts]

Oh, you didn’t know?

Me and Kumazaki are friends.

See? Totally legitimate friendship - totally didn’t draw over this or anything, BELIEVE IT-

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[piophany]

silly thing I spent too much time on 💜

[chiiroptereh]

Inspiration struck at three in the morning and I couldn't sleep until I fulfilled my destiny

Original for the uncultured

[charcubed]

oh everyone and their DISCLAIMERS about how “lokius will never be canon because disney and marvel are awful, but”........ well I have nothing to lose so. fuck disclaimers! this is my idea of fun! what if it CAN and WILL be canon, huh? what if the story is gonna go where it seems to be headed. what if I say they’re going to kiss on international streaming television. who’s gonna stop me

[prettyflyshyguy]

Sharing hobbies.

Alternate text for this one was "Ok, now your tactical sergeant has artificer armor which gives him a two up save."

[rainydaygt]

g/t tumblr roulette is opening the 'your tags' tab when you're following the #size difference tag

[angelsdean]

seeing ppl reblog a “shitpost” where dean homophobically rejects Cas in the confession not realizing it’s literally from w* / destiel haters who think dean doesn’t give af abt Cas and would actually do that. like yea I don’t expect ppl to vet blogs but like, I saw it and immediately got a Vibe from it and was right

[soukokumychildren]

Yeah I dreamt this I'm a genius in my subconscious idk why not consciously though

Chuuya: So you're a centaur for Halloween, eh? Dazai: Yeah! Grins Thought it'd be cool to try half-animal for once. Besides, you're a lot shorter now. Chuuya: Smirk Yeah, but you have to bend over. Never thought I'd say that. Dazai: Hey, might as well try and stretch out my spine. I'm old, y'know. Chuuya: Scoffs with a stupid grin Yeah yeah, whatever. Can I ride you, my noble steed~? Dazai: You never have to ask me that, Chuuya. Chuuya: Flaps onto his sleek black flank and holds onto the human half of Dazai's waist Stupid beanpole, I still can't see over you! Dazai: Snicker Shortie. Chuuya: Hush, you! Dazai: I have half a mind to buck you off. Chuuya: I want you to try. Scrambles onto Dazai's human half and wraps arms and legs around him. Dazai: Okay but thats cheating. Chuuya: So? Dazai: Stifles a laugh and clops forward Fuck you. Chuuya: That's what I thought. Slides back down Dazai: …Stomps his hooves and bucks him off Chuuya: WaaAAAAAAAAAAAH DAaZAiI-

[sparklingpax]

uhhh. gives you these

[revolver47]

she give my car head til i rest on my seat

[moe-broey]

Mani voice Collect My Pages

ELABORATE. ELABORATE FUCKING SHITPOST. That I simultaneously put WAY too much effort/thought into, while just. Giving up and half-assing it near the end LMFAOO

This was. An extremely funny characterization realization moment for me though, writing something else w Mani. The thought of, "Wait why the fuck does it have the same exact cadence of the Green M&M post???"

Anyways I absolutely cheated by editing this LMFAOO I'll put the typically edited version under cut! (For lighting/color correcting ect ect) Also a link to the post I'm reffing!

[cosmicstarlatte]

Stripper songs (Obey Me!)

minors/ageless/blank blogs dni or get blocked :c

HC: songs I imagine your fave demon dancing to at a club that he somehow secretly ended up working at.

This was a self indulgent shitpost I guess lol. I also have a [stripper mc and their reaction] somewhere in my notes.

P.s. do you know how hard it was to not list just Lady Gaga songs

anyway, song names = youtube, artists = spotify instead. In case anyone bored was curious to check some out.

Lucifer: Secrets - P!nk

I imagine him absolutely killing it with this song. Its mesmerizing. Patrons can't take their eyes off this sexy mysterious dancer. They came for fun and left wanting to know more about him. If you see him, you'll spend all you got. No regrets.

Mammon: Mood Swings - Pop Smoke, Lil Tjay

...this song is so dirty and I love it. I always hc he has this song on his playlist whenever I listen to this song. Like, you can't take this away from me. Anyway he's a crowd favorite especially when he dances to this. I also loved the beginning of Glamorous by Fergie bc its definitely something he would choose to play.

Levi: With Love - Hilary Duff

He's cute and sexy on stage. I know he's shaking his ass and hips in such a cute way, he's moving just right. The crowd goes while for this cutie, his interactions are to die for. He treats his regulars well.😭

Alternatively I love the idea of him completely switching to a stage persona and throwing it back and twerking to Bad Ass Bitches by Wiz Khalifa. 😭

Satan: Rude Boy - Rihanna

I thought this one was fun. It's got a lot of energy and I'd die if I saw him dance to this in some sexy kitty costume.

Asmo: Telephone - Lady Gaga

This is the one. This one is perfect. This one just screams Asmo to me. I 100% know he strips to this song.

Beel: Lollipop - Lil Wayne

What a fucking classic, throwback frrrrrr.

God this big cutie knows how to rile the crowd. He knows what he's got. I wanna see him strip so bad. If I could animate this- nvm. You guys wouldn't see me ever again. alakskalslfkgsl

Belphie: The Hills - The Weeknd

He takes his time and you still think it's way too short. The way he winks and he slowly grinds his hips near your face...

I'm not even a belphie stan y'all but this hc makes him a little more tolerable now. You saw it here first guys, my possible belphie redemption arc. AHAHAHA.

Diavolo: Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

He's working that pole. * Working it.* He is bringing that energy. He's making the crowd fall in love with him. He's coming off cute and sexy.

Barbatos: Casual Affair - Panic! At The Disco

I'M FUCKING SCREAAAAAAAMING.💥💥💥

THIS. THIS IS THE SONG BARB WOULD DANCE TO.

Oh your eyes are completely glued to him. Oh he's taking his tie off. He wraps it around you. You cannot look away. He knows it.

You end the night penniless.

For shits and giggles, Simeon: Unholy - Sam Smith 😌