#shitposting as per usual

[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

[wendingus]

Stayed up late doodling a Wild West Lonely Broadcast Spinoff. It's so dumb.

I like to think that Dan has a telepathic connection with his shitty bird instead of using hearing aids. Which is very unfortunate for Evelyn because she can't whisper -anything- without Bartholomew going "hold up, I'm gonna tell dad, brb"

Evelyn's eye will tell you the future if you look into it, but will also immediately make you shit your pants, so no one ever asks to see it. Dan saw it once. He saw a vision of himself stubbing his toe ten minutes later.

I like that Finn's design has been mostly up to interpretation but I didn't wanna leave him out, so he just sorta looks like a Rough Dude. I like his nose though. He was a week away from cowboy retirement before these bad hombres showed up.

[sscarletvenus]

a character with black hair in a ship with other character(s) who has any other hair colour is, in fact, legally forbidden from topping. it is blasphemy. unscientific. against all things sacred and true.

[dicethoughts]

Oh, you didn’t know?

Me and Kumazaki are friends.

See? Totally legitimate friendship - totally didn’t draw over this or anything, BELIEVE IT-

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[piophany]

silly thing I spent too much time on 💜

[moopiter]

ding dong validation delivery

[chiiroptereh]

Inspiration struck at three in the morning and I couldn't sleep until I fulfilled my destiny

Original for the uncultured

[charcubed]

oh everyone and their DISCLAIMERS about how “lokius will never be canon because disney and marvel are awful, but”........ well I have nothing to lose so. fuck disclaimers! this is my idea of fun! what if it CAN and WILL be canon, huh? what if the story is gonna go where it seems to be headed. what if I say they’re going to kiss on international streaming television. who’s gonna stop me

[prettyflyshyguy]

Sharing hobbies.

Alternate text for this one was "Ok, now your tactical sergeant has artificer armor which gives him a two up save."

[creampuffqueen]

apparently several people in the discord server i’m in who literally participated in and/or heavily enjoyed yangvik week were fully unaware that i was the one who ran it 😭

[rainydaygt]

g/t tumblr roulette is opening the 'your tags' tab when you're following the #size difference tag

[angelsdean]

seeing ppl reblog a “shitpost” where dean homophobically rejects Cas in the confession not realizing it’s literally from w* / destiel haters who think dean doesn’t give af abt Cas and would actually do that. like yea I don’t expect ppl to vet blogs but like, I saw it and immediately got a Vibe from it and was right

[sparklingpax]

uhhh. gives you these

[soukokumychildren]

Yeah I dreamt this I'm a genius in my subconscious idk why not consciously though

Chuuya: So you're a centaur for Halloween, eh? Dazai: Yeah! Grins Thought it'd be cool to try half-animal for once. Besides, you're a lot shorter now. Chuuya: Smirk Yeah, but you have to bend over. Never thought I'd say that. Dazai: Hey, might as well try and stretch out my spine. I'm old, y'know. Chuuya: Scoffs with a stupid grin Yeah yeah, whatever. Can I ride you, my noble steed~? Dazai: You never have to ask me that, Chuuya. Chuuya: Flaps onto his sleek black flank and holds onto the human half of Dazai's waist Stupid beanpole, I still can't see over you! Dazai: Snicker Shortie. Chuuya: Hush, you! Dazai: I have half a mind to buck you off. Chuuya: I want you to try. Scrambles onto Dazai's human half and wraps arms and legs around him. Dazai: Okay but thats cheating. Chuuya: So? Dazai: Stifles a laugh and clops forward Fuck you. Chuuya: That's what I thought. Slides back down Dazai: …Stomps his hooves and bucks him off Chuuya: WaaAAAAAAAAAAAH DAaZAiI-

[moe-broey]

Mani voice Collect My Pages

ELABORATE. ELABORATE FUCKING SHITPOST. That I simultaneously put WAY too much effort/thought into, while just. Giving up and half-assing it near the end LMFAOO

This was. An extremely funny characterization realization moment for me though, writing something else w Mani. The thought of, "Wait why the fuck does it have the same exact cadence of the Green M&M post???"

Anyways I absolutely cheated by editing this LMFAOO I'll put the typically edited version under cut! (For lighting/color correcting ect ect) Also a link to the post I'm reffing!