#shitposting (?)

[skippyisntfunny]

[tank-needleman]

Public Intoxication

&

Fishing without a License

[skippyisntfunny]

[wordcubed]

So when the bible was catching on, do you think classical greek/latin literature fans complained about it?

"Stop trying to connect everything you see to the bible! Stop thinking the bible invented everything! ooommmmggg read another book!"

[jadeharleyinc]

a high-risk, high-reward strategy. this is an excellent way to be put away by eccentric lawyers. if you fail, the blow to your ego and sanity will be so much more devastating. be careful.

Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

[alanide-arts]

I was supposed to draw an angsty sketch comic for Caspian but this was more in character tbh

[your-name-is-jim]

[beastthesheep]

bomb

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

[moonlarked]

light yagami should’ve just made more little crafts then he wouldn’t have gone insane

[sunshines-child]

[jackdraws12]

The reason the sharks do this is because they have electromagnetic sensors on the underside of their snout for hunting, so they can literally FEEL the electricity flowing through the cables!!!

How cool is that!!!

[skippyisntfunny]

[seashoreships]

He wishes

[nubelo]

We need a word for this genre of relationship where fumbling the baddie leads to a rapidly increasing body count.