#shitposting (?)

[fixing-bad-posts]

95% of biologists agree that a human man. he human man, whatever that might mean. he is yonic. ass.

[wantonlywindswept]

LAUR HAST THOU FORGOTTEN THE ARKANE PRIDE POSTER

THEY KNOW FULL WELL THAT CORVO IS BI AS FUCK

it’s so evil when you KNOW a character is bisexual but the writers don’t. cmon guys get it together

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

[thinks about dan and phil]

[starts taking damage]

augh. oof. ouch. owie.

[sirensea14]

Our princess is preparing for the upcoming Miss Divaverse : The Hour of Slay

(reference: player/user in the screenshot)

I feel so honored to be visited by this diva in my fyp🍫🍫🍫

Hehe, soon...

[miss-girlbossing]

Amen.

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

I WILL NOT MAKE PURCHASES ON IMPULSE

I WILL REPAY ALL MY DEBTS

MY LIFE IS NOT OVER

I WILL EAT OATS AND FRUITS

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ONCE IN MY LIFE ARE DOING NOW

[transgwender]

you know, if 9/11 never happened, the movie Pixels would have included a joke with the tetris blocks falling around the twin towers

[kw3rt]

Topaz can’t even hit up a girl when they’re around smh…

[macaronirats]

I’ve seen multiple posts saying that ray toro isn’t a hear me out and they are CORRECT he’s just smokin hot so in honor of that here are my mcr hear me outs:

- pansy (the guitar)

- mikey’s “bread”

- the amazing new mexico sunset

- stuart the printer-copier

Reblog with your own hear me outs i suppose 💀

[miss-girlbossing]

Speak, soup.

Poking the bowl with a stick.

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Does anyone know those poly jjk smau? I don’t remember the name of the account but each couple had a funny group chat nickname

The pairings I remember are:

Satosugu x Reader (pls I love these two’s interactions so much)

Toji and Shui x Reader (this gc was called “Firing Squad”)

Sukuna and Uraume x Reader

Nanami and Ino x Reader

Choso and Mahito x Reader

I cannot find the specific account for the life of me.

Edit: Found it! It’s @noodle-is-unstable

Thank you @awispywillow

[saint-luigi-of-fiji]

Florida senator Rick Scott says he doesn't understand support for Luigi Mangione. Quote "if you are upset with the healthcare system why don't you just do something about it?" Sir, are you aware Brian Thompson got shot? Has that part somehow not reached you yet?

Can someone inform this man of worldly events?

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

[wordcubed]

That's just what the French are like.

Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"

[madame-helen]

[ohitspurple2]