#shitpost xx

[emeowwww-blog]

i know at least 70% of the gimmicks will pick rosin

[emeowwww-blog]

erm if this gets to 1k ill actually post my writing that ive been promising to post!! (on ao3 and tumblr!)

[elspeth-catton]

[saltburn characters + text posts]

[kingchaos20]

Ecchan has gone through quite a journey in FGO.

[emeowwww-blog]

trolling!!! thats so silly

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[emeowwww-blog]

2:22 AM RANT SHITPOST TIME AYYYEEEEE

If you have experienced any of these things with your language, no matter where in the world you are, reblog this post with your experiences, even if it’s just one word. I’m trying to see something.

Ppl should normalize speaking other languages than English in American public.

Ppl shouldn’t be scared of me conversing with my friend or a stranger.

Ppl shouldn’t yell at me to speak English while I’m helping an single refugee mother of two young children find the restroom.

Ppl shouldn’t talk behind my back about my accent.

Ppl shouldn’t tell me to go back to my home country when I have chosen to live here.

Ppl shouldn’t call me a terrorist for speaking another language.

Ppl shouldn’t assume that I’m talking about them in another language.

People shouldn’t make my communication evil because they can’t understand it. When I moved to America as an illegal, undocumented child, I did not understand a word of English besides “God”, “Bible”, “Jesus”, and “No English”.

Fucking normalize non-English language.

[rats-hyperfixation-corner]

day 137 of roboposting until the boi gets in

is we somehow get HOS i will be a very happy rat

[pigeons-with-jello]

HATE when i open spotify to show my friends a song and i get flashbanged by THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES and its always some emo ass title too not even something that could be considered normal like 'first hunt' or 'human remains' or 'blood bag' and i just close the app and say nevermind because i would rather DIE than let them POSSIBLY read it and i have to get all apologitic and go oh actually no its not like thst its actually good and not violent and gorey for the sake of it

[radio-web]

[embodiiment]

why won't anyone take my quiz

[emeowwww-blog]

Y PU THINK THATS BAD??? A FEW DAYS AGO MY FUCKING SPACEBAR BROKE ON MY COMPUTER AND I HAD TO TYPELIKETHIS

OR.LIKE.THIS

I FIXED IT AFTER TWO HOURS BUT IT WAS HELL 🥰

[emeowwww-blog]

JOINJOINJOIN PLEASE <3333

[aggro-my-beloved]

Here’s a list of all the redacted audio-themed questions I thought of while high :

- Can werewolves have chocolate?

- Can vampires have garlic? Specifically the Olive Garden breadsticks?

- Does Milo watch jerry springer?

- is angel and David’s getaway car at their wedding a horse drawn carriage yes or no?

- what’s asher’s go-to dad joke?

- I think Darlin’ for sure smokes weed, maybe sweetheart joins them too. Asher might tag along he seems like the type. What would their high snack be? I’m thinking flamin’ hot Cheetos or something

[marciliedonato]

if blanka makes it tomorrow i’m shooting all of y’all out of a cannon into space.. 🤠 🥴 😐 🧍🏼‍♀️👨‍🦯  some crimes can never be forgiven.....

[danahart]

pretty people be talking nonsense but they keep forgetting they’re literally jenson button

[punkitt-is-here]

youre lying . you dont have pronouns i dont belueve you. you have no probouns.

call my ass the way and slarpgs on my G