#shitpost (sorta)

[krisp-and-their-heart-creature]

♡Bell go ring ring! :D (<- has been doin nothing but this for hours)

(select Keep reading to remove Krisp's text bobble)

[chocobje]

when y

[newwavesylviaplath]

not to be problematic but i'm in desperate need of an older man to put me in my place..

[pastel-medic]

I've caught me a Spy (he's not happy about it)! 🍰🎀

Surprisingly I can stand him up without him falling over (also pls ignore the eraser bits on my desk 😭)

[dykeofmisfortune]

ok hear me out. lowkey the optics of this in the context of mother 3's story are insane. the fact that claus specifically was ripped out of his contextual situation and stripped of his identity and then treated as a blank slate to be painted over with a specific agenda in mind. life imitates art and all that

[serpentfeverart]

Fuck it, Dalek Ace.

[sugarskxll]

Sebastian shoelace,,,

[piney-45]

“archeologists in a thousand years will see your skeleton and determine you a female.”

okay and?? i dont fucking care as long as i can be who i am now lmfao

do i look bothered to you?

[jupitersmoonsstuff]

I am literally so in love with osp Wukong

[drs101-squared]

FUCKING BAILEY 🐠

[ribbondee]

They were best friends(?)

Until they weren't.

Stupid Ugly Cuttletavio Doodles I made in MS Paint in less than 10 minutes.

I seriously love these two, with them being my absolute favorite characters in the whole franchise (especially ol' Octavio). I'm especially interested in seeing the next Splatoon game possibly FINALLY give us more lore about them since team Past won (which was my team yay ;w;).

[cl0udl3ss-sky]

I've had this finished for a bit, I just never posted it lol

[radmannotmadman]

my trxts with my partner either consist of poetry or horny jokes from my part and worry or surprise from theirs

[newwavesylviaplath]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window,

[imbouttasue]

Remarried Empress characters as satire IG notes trend

Please note that all quotes here are satire and are posted in the PH community for entertainment! I thought it'd be funny to do them on TRE characters. Thanks!

Sovieshu

Rashta

Navier

Heinrey

McKenna

Ergi

Kosair

[rootbeeropossum]

Trying really hard to use echolocation to see what this group of skater kids behind me is doing cuz whipping around to look at them is weird