ribbondee
ribbondee
RELAX, I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL.🤡
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✨Is a nerd•Full of AuDHD•Adult•Christian✨ I'm your friendly neighborhood piece of fandom trash and meme lover. come on and slam and welcome to the jam. Proshippers, LGBT-phobes, MAPs etc DNI!!! I mean it.
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ribbondee · 1 hour ago
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fax.
more silly magma doodles
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ribbondee · 1 hour ago
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*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*
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ribbondee · 1 hour ago
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this was me with An Interesting Arrangement (my PMATGA AU fic) LOL
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ribbondee · 1 hour ago
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stress cake ftw
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ribbondee · 2 hours ago
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One of these dogs got to help mow the lawn today. Impossible to tell which.
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ribbondee · 3 hours ago
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helo
me reading the tags people put in my notifications
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ribbondee · 3 hours ago
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an amusing fact for you guys.
According to my mother, my little toddler self had a penchant for flushing random objects down the toilet to the point where she had to call the plumber all the time.
Of course I don't remember doing this, but I don't doubt it one bit.
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ribbondee · 4 hours ago
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Only day you can reblog this
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ribbondee · 6 hours ago
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Was immediately reminded of this.
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ribbondee · 6 hours ago
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reminds me of the fact that my nearly 70 year old grandmother has a calendar with the "Thunder From Down Under" guys on it. For those that don't know, they're a group of male strippers that happen to be really buff.
Yeah.
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OH MY GOF??????
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ribbondee · 19 hours ago
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ribbondee · 19 hours ago
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lmao
Zim: I left work today. I couldn't work for Sizz-Lorr after what he said to me.
Dib: What'd he say?
Zim: "You're fired".
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ribbondee · 19 hours ago
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IZ Headcanons- Sizz-Lorr
Yes, I have headcanons for that guy. Some of this comes from speculation on the Invader Zim wiki, so keep that in mind. It's under da cut! :3
He is in fact a veteran of the Irken army, having fought in many wars no matter how nasty. Every time he was a key contributor in the Armada coming out on top, as he fought efficiently and without mercy, having quite a body count under his name.
Now, about him being a Frylord. His eventual increased height made whoever was Tallest at the time see that as a threat to their power, him being severely overweight not helping that (that made him ugly in the eyes of the Armada, as seen with poor Skoodge). To prevent the Armada from having an 'ugly tallest', he was forced into fast food service.
No wonder he's such a grouch. He served the Irken Empire so well and loyally for so many years only to be made into a fast-food worker without so much as severance pay. But he still takes his job as a Frylord seriously, still determined to serve the Empire to best of his ability no matter how humiliating the position (even getting to take out his issues out on others, namely Zim).
That's all I got folks~! See ya later!
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ribbondee · 19 hours ago
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a good boy.
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Magawa, a rat trained to detect landmines, retired in 2021 after five years of service. During his career, he helped clear more than 20 football fields’ worth of land in Cambodia, significantly contributing to the safety of local communities.
His work earned him several accolades, including a prestigious award from the UK veterinary charity PDSA.
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ribbondee · 19 hours ago
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Been playing Nickelodeon All Star Brawl 2, and I find it very funny how there can be 2 GIRs at once here. That's the last thing the universe needs.
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ribbondee · 20 hours ago
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Still accurate imo, at least for me.
Us Autistic Folk When We're Told We Need To Make Eye Contact
Heh.
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ribbondee · 20 hours ago
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ok so for whatever reason I made a PNG out of my Zim Zam the Spaceman drawing I doodled in MS Paint. Yay? Now he's just chilling in yer feed. *proceeds to spray him with Raid*
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