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ohmygod
#rrr#okay so#i#my partner is lowkey similar to howl howlsmovingcastle#god damnit#point one: big womanizer#flirtiest man alive#will flirt with a tree if she's pretty enough#point two: bully#we bicker all the time#don't worry that is how I express my affection#there are plenty of issues but that is not one of them#we're good at communicating if a line is crossed#point three: slither-outer#not a big confrontation dude. will do anything to avoid making a decision#(including moving to a different country/dimension)#point#shit uuh#four?#yea four according to my notes (can u tell i'm tipsy?)#point four: hot#this could have gone anywhere but he is hot. that's the end of this statement#point five: has a guitar. doesn't use it#point six: simultaneously a Baby Girl and a himbo. toes the line between twink and Big Boy weirdly well. i don't get it#why does he look so good in a dress. asshole. i don't look that good#hmmm. that's it. noswaith dda
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red flags and long nights
#happy beat the shit out of Mark monday#coffinshipping#hoffstrahm#peter strahm#mark hoffman#saw#art tag#gh0st4ss#uuh render from april be upon ya#cw blood#ig? it ain't much but it's there?
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I LOVE THEM I LOVE THWM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM
#sooo ive been trying to draw more interactions and dynamic poses is it working or what#i couldve improved this but i dont want to still turned out pretty good mmmmmmm#havent finished ss5 yet because of the narrative flow like uuummm the fuck is that im just 2 episodes and i cant belive thats were all the#intense shit happens MIGHT WATCH EM TOMORROW SO I CAN TRULY GO CRAZY 🗣💥!?!???#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk#myart#sketch#fanart#mei#long xiaojiao#red son#wuts their name in chinese ...uuh i forgor😭#dragonfruit#i remembered#hong hai'er
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(click for better quality ><) uuh something something reptiles as a symbol for change. a molting snake prone to striking and a chameleon reflecting the light of its environment
#project edens garden#danganronpa#damon maitsu#diana venicia#as a bio major who took zoology the animal symbolism in this game has a chokehold on me#black hair damon is based on the official imitation art#for diana uuh i just winged it. not much is known about these characters so i enjoy making shit up#btw the one video essay that asserted autistic diana and damon-diana foil dynamic...you changed me. everyone pls watch it
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you guys are never gonna believe this but i just randomly got hit with an idea for Spooky Month angst from a fucking MY LITTLE PONY FAN SONG
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I think there are a lot of valid criticisms to make of Garrus as a character (and what I like about his writing the most is that you can actually do this in-game), but when people dislike him because "he's a cop!!", it's so funny to me.
Like yeah ACAB and all, don't fall for copaganda, but like ... You can't seriously dislike Garrus because he's a cop when you're literally playing Military Propaganda: The Game. Garrus expicitly joins you because you have even less oversight than he does. You play not only as a high-ranking Alliance soldier, but you become a Spectre, beyond touch by even the Alliance itself. Garrus joins you because he thinks he can get what you have. Because he thinks you will let him get away with shit he didn't get away with before. And yeah, that's off-putting for sure, but think about it for a moment. What does this say about Shepard's position in this, that he can reasonably believe this, and that you can actually agree with him (if Renegade) without consequence? That you can decide that yes, I will indulge this, and the game just lets you do that and makes it a perfeclty valid approach to being a Spectre.
"Oh but my Shepard is moral and would use her powers for good! She's a Paragon! Garrus is bad because he doesn't believe in regulations!"
Hmm, so you're saying that the problem with this power structure is that there are good cops and bad cops? And not that the whole system is fucked from the start? Hmm ... Seems like you've fallen for some sort of ... proper gander ...
My point is, dislike any character you want. It's perfeclty valid to dislike Garrus, because he's bloodthirsty, at times amoral, a vigilante, thinks he's above the law etc, and yes, those are often the traits of a wannabe bad cop, but to dislike him only because "he's a cop!" while other characters, including your own precious Shepard, get a pass?
Bro, you're playing as military in a game that glorifies violence and ignoring politicians and protocol. A running gag is hanging up on your employers because they're silly little politicians who talk too much and want to hold you accountable. You're basically Cop 2.0. Ultracop. The galaxy's cop mommy.
Put things into perspective and get an actual reason to hate the guy. Because if he's a cop, then what are you?
#this isn't me saying you can't dislike him#or that you can't dislike him for being a cop#but when people are like 'ew he's a cop gross!' and then make cutesy headcanons for their sheps#it's like ... bro ...#seems like you're just parroting shit without understanding why they're bad#mass effect#garrus vakarian#basically if you wanna criticize him for being a cop#you need to criticize the whole game for being what it is#you can't just single him out because he's arguably the most popular character#and you're salty that you don't like him#so you just call him a cop and move on#my most hated cop character is uuh . whatshisnuts#captain bailey .. fuck that dude fr
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Lewis and Roman in some cool outfits <33
#THESE HAIRSTYLES LOOK GOOD ON THEM I THINK...#let's be honest while this is close to Roman's usual clothing style#it isn't at all for Lewis and uuh#well he's probably thinking something like woah i look like shit but i have the hottest man ever on me god what am i supposed to do#he's obviously half wrong#mlm art#mlm#gay art#trans artwork#trans art#my art#oc art#digital art#trans artist#oc artist#Lewis#Roman#tiny tearful demon
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hate liking TT villains because i’ll see “nightshade” in a normal context but be like “HUAAGH ITS THE! ITS THE GUY!!! THE THE THE GUY!!!!”
#skylanders#*eating pepper jack cheese* HOLY SHIT JUST LIKE CHEF OH MY GOOOODDDDD#*sees a Big Gulp* GUYS LOOK ITS ITS THE UUH SLUG WOW#peps.txt
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i have no clue what's going on w/ the hiring process for the job offer i got yesterday, but at least it seems like nobody at the post office does either. 🙃
#ctxt#charlie vs mail#got a call from some guy at the regional sorting facility like 'uuh yeah just drop in to your PO whenever for fingerprinting'#so i show up in shorts & a t-shirt as a stop along a multi-errand trip bc my impression was that this is just a part of the background check#woman doing my prints was like 'idk if anyone's here to speak with you today but we can check'#me still thinkin it's just a casual meet/greet 'oh no worries haha! btw i got the job offer before having even 1 interview is that normal?'#she doesn't know but leads me around until we find someone buried under a stack of paperwork at her desk#'hi [redacted!] charlie is here for their interview!'#redacted peers over his monitor like a deer in headlights 'who is here for their what now??? oh uuuhh gimme a minute uuuhhhhh'#i'm sweatinnnmng like i'm wearing my birks i am massively underprepared but ok i guess we're doing this & they already offered me the job so#redacted also seemed to be panicking a lil bc the person who usually does these interviews isn't even in today#we had a moment of 'so we're both utterly blindsided here right?' 'yeah can we reschedule?' 'yes god please let's reschedule'#so i'm going back thursday for an actual interview. after already completing background check & filling out tax paperwork#get home to an email from the dude who called me this morning like 'btw dress business casual for your fingerprinting & bring XYZ'#but still stating nowhere that the implication was that fingerprinting & interview would happen concurrently????#this is a federal institution & the second largest employer in the US. get ur shit together !!!#hoping it's not gonna be a black mark that i showed up in my casual summer clothes without the necessary docs#but tbf to me the expectations were hella unclear like i wasn't even given a point of contact for an onboarding supervisor until today#since they were also drastically underprepared i hope it'll just be water under the bridge & we can properly meet thursday#hands down weirdest hiring/onboarding process i've ever gone through but fuck it we ball
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I was bored in class, so I started drawing (I think it's okay for Pomni art)
I suck at drawing jesters
#tadc pomni#pomni#the amazing digital circus pomni#school doodles#shit art#idk what else to tag#uuh these are random doodles cause i wanted to practice poses and other things idk
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FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL DONE IT WAS. i donot even rememver. but i already dont wanna og back even though nothing even remotely of interest happened 😬👍
#not art#dude thank FUCK we started on a wednesday. if i had to do a full week off the bat i'd become the joker.#orrr someone who risks lunchtime detention and just bails on that shit#it's my first time attending in-person school in 3-ish yrs!!!#surprisingly tthough my instincts kicked in wuite wuickly and i just kinda. coasted rthrough the day#bar the fact i was trembling and tearing up and pumping adrenaline like my life depended on it.#that is all just on account of the curse 👍#<- (my brain)#some cool looking people but didnt click w anyone in particular.. every1 was so pleasant though.. even the class-clown types which is WAOW#uuh thats all im still shakin a liiiiittle but i will survive . maybe#..man i FORGOT how bad my anxiety was. everyone was legit nice and the entire time i was like#“ah now comes the part where i am Physically Attacked”#WHICH HAS ONLY HAPPENED TO ME LIKE 3 NOTABLE TIMES. FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE#waaait there were guys pushin through the halls but uuh. nvm that legit upset me. THE CLASSES ARENT GOING ANYWHERE FUCKING STOP..#okay bye fr my dear diary and co. i wanna opt out tomorrow ☹️☹️☹️
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d'ya know what i find funny? Ace Visibility Week (i just found out bout that) and Hellweek ARE THE SAME GODDAMN WEEK
#mind. blown.#hell week#ace visibility#ace#sam and colby#yadda yadda i fucking love my life#WAIT WAIT ANYONE SEEN THE CONJURING WEEK#HOOOOLY SHIT#abigail arnorld i love you <3#also the plot twists holy crap#dave not being a soldier and James being like “uuh no you guys weren't talking to me this week?”#i really wanna hug them both#ALSO RANDOM KMK JUMPSCARE YAY LOVE THAT#wait up that was blonde Kris? that was like 3-4 August what the fuck#wasn't it orange then?#hoooly cow in a jean jacket what the hell#mb rant :)
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I LOVE DETECTIVE CONAN SM
#i mean yeah no shit#but uuh i haven't been able to catch up every week lately#but everytime i finally watch the some last episodes#im just WOOOAHHH#idk Conan's voice sounds like home to me
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gently screaming... kicking my feet.... father time is in my brain right now demanding attention.... smfh... another side muse on this blog thst I've mentioned maybe like twice?? Written once (in an ask thing) and I 👁👁... I know he wpuld likely be short lived but YALL if I don't feel TEMPTED to give him his own blog ... I don't wanna figure out a url and graphics n stuff tho (maybe later dkabfkf)
#( ooc )#( tbd )#OuGGHHH CLOCK HEAD MAN#he's an Anomaly of time itself or maybe he IS time itself so to speak#He's a whimsical and eccentric creature that even fae don't care for if only due to his unnerving nature <3#VERY FRIENDLY though very polite (mostly)#Artemis but with no trauma and less brooding and also less of a heart somehow??? He's not a bad guy#He's just a uuh entity#Loves detective shit. Fancies himself one in fact! It's his current shtick
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BG3 would really benefit from a rivalry mechanic. And by that I mean I would benefit from it. And by that I mean my Tav would benefit from having an enemies-to-lovers romance with Astarion because they keep doing good things just to piss him off, including being nice to him and upstaging him in being an overdramatic bitch. I headcanon them as having a worsties dynamic in Act 1, before Astarion suggests sex and makes everything worse confusing. Like they're mostly shitty to each other because they're so alike that they fill the same personality niche and keep stepping on each other's toes. Hiraeth is a better charmer but Astarion can pick locks better, shit they're used to doing on their own now outsourced to someone more skilled, etc. I know a bitch when I see one, etc.
But also they should be able to challenge him/tease him more directly to his face that the vanilla approval system doesn't quite support. I get that he's very fragile in the early stages of the relationship but I think he's sturdy enough to handle someone gently refusing his shittier ideas without the confines of a linear approval system. There are traces of this in some of his conversations if you play as good-aligned but still have high approval, he'll try to manipulate you (pretty blatantly) into doing some selfish/power hungry things by appealing to your good side, so there's clearly canonical support for challenging his worldview.
Also I feel like I'd trust Larian to handle it better than BioWare did, without it devolving into abusive territory ...
Although this is all just me asking for an already massive game to support my highly specific headcanons that already work well enough in-game ... I guess I'll just have to think about them some more and shut the fuck up (lying) 😔
#worsties to lovers!!! change my mind!!! (impossible)#oc: hiraeth#bg3#not gonna tag as astarion cuz uuh ... highly specific and not rebloggable#BUT putting it in the bg3 tag for blog organization/blocklist purposes so apologies for that!!#anyway act 1 hira is like: ah shit DC 20 sleight of hand ... ugh whatever let the elf do it 🙄🙄🙄#and astarion is like: did you just scare a magic mirror into submission? whatever ... i could've done that if i had a reflection 🙄🙄🙄#also hira being like: 'lmao dipshit. morality is relative. i do good for selfish reasons. take my hand and i'll show you how'
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I'd love to date an woman, unfortunately they are too pretty for me or wouldn't match at all personality wise with me 😔
#miranda talking shit#I guess I'm using the wrong app for it but mein gott#I've come across two amazing dykes and both lived so far away like.... I'd love for them to sweep me off my feet#But I got no drivers license so I would be the worst inconvenience on them :/#Other ladies who have similar interests and vibes seem to be faaaar between or have like multiple partners#I think I would be willing to try an poly relationship if we were three but all I've seen are like “I have many partners” feels like a big#Leap to attempt for me since I have no experience. Anyway uuh.... Women.... Amazing and I have not enough to offer ever :c#Being an ugly loser is hard work mein gott#Let me cry for a moment I'll be over it eventuellt but today is one of those days man#Maybe I find it easier to see men bc I feel I'm never enough for women out there#Like girl you could have anyone.... Little old me only got my undying love and devotion and two cats to offer
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