#shit took like an hour

[chickennoodlegloop]

I've written out all the lyrics to the equius parody of baby got back. (I like big bots)

D - -> I like big bots and I cannot lie

You lowbloods can't deny

When a girl walks in with her iron base and those rivets in your face

You must SWEAT

Have to stop and stare cause you notice that bot was BUFF

Chrome shining in the moonlight

Mechanisms wound up so tight

Megido, I want to repair you

And then ensnare you

Other highbloods tried to warn me

But I need you to come and scorn me

Hey, redblood, steel skin, you want to be more than friends?

Well, command me, demand me!

Cause I know you understand me!

I see you breaking

Well I'm done with faking

She's iron, steel

And the only thing left that's real

I'm tired of other trolls saying they don't like how I roll

Take any battlebot and ask them that

She has to have batteries in the back

So robot (yes?)

Robot (yes?)

Did your hardware make the cut? (Oh yes!)

Well, scold them (scold them)

Scold them (scold them)

Tell them what is what

My baby's a bot

(Lowblood poise with a highblood booty)

My baby's a bot

(Lowblood poise with a highblood booty)

I like them cold

And metal

When I just can't settle

I can't help myself

I'm acting like trash

That's when I need to clash

I wanna feel your whip

And mmm!

Crack it

Mmm! UGH

I'm not talking about candies

Cause licorice is for dandies

I want your fury, strong and unyielding

I don't want any shielding

Zahhak keeps sweating

Wanting you or betting

So I'm looking at machines

Pint sized tin cans that can't stay clean

You can have your cans

They couldn't handle a real man

And to all the soulbots, I want your hands upon me

Your wrath upon me

I must tell the truth when I say I want you (MNRGH) until the break of dawn!

Soulbots never steer me wrong

Too many fools don't like this song

To forbid you

Or quid you

While I do nothing but permit you

Because I'm STRONG

And I'm B100

And inside, so are you!

So, soulbot (yeah?)

Soulbot (what.)

If your good at tying knots

Then come back, reverse the flow

And everyone will finally know

My baby's a bot

My baby's a bot

D - -> Oh... Yes, this is going quite well

D - -> But, um, Aradia, do you think I-

D - -> Could you pass me a towel? Perhaps I...

D - -> No? Oh... Well uh...

D - -> Okay then

D - -> So your cyborg has a warped core

With adamantium plating in store

Well, that plating isn't needed

To score

My stallion don't want none unless you've got bolts, hon

You can install upgrades or patches

But please don't lose those bolts

So mechanics want to make you sleek, and say that bolts are weak?

Their lowblood ways just rend you

And I've got to move quick to mend you!

So, Sollux says your cold

Well, that slime needs to be told

Of your iron fist and stern disposition

He should go back to fishin'

The tin cans made by Strider

Your weaker than the spider

Give me a soulbot so I can make my soul hot

Feeling hits me like a bow shot

Some lowblood went and said

That we could never become red

The talk is low and crude

I know you'd never be that rude

So soulbots, if your fist is cold and you want me to do as I'm told,

Dial 1-900 ZAHHAK

Put your mark upon my back!

My baby's a bot

My baby's a bot

D - -> ...Okay... S-Seriously Aradia, I need that towel

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[chewchuck]

dungeon meshi // abbey - mitski

[amesliu]

watchu know about early hoo percabeth dynamic

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Look what we've become.

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[remxedmoon]

there’s an island off the coast of bambouche.

you used to like this view, you think. now it just gives you a headache.

you keep looking anyway.

(greyscale version + sketches below)

hey guys. do you ever think about how close bambouche was to the island. do you think people in bambouche used to know how to use the stars as a map. do you think bonnie would try to look for the island when they look at the ocean in postgame. do you guys. do you. d—*GETS PULLED OFFSTAGE BY A COMICALLY LONG CANE*

also for the record this is intended to be postgame!! i gave them the pillow hat :333. btw this was. deceptively hard to draw???? i spent 5 hours on this. even with my looser painting style i still fall victim to perfectionism… agonies… anyways!!! hope you enjoy!

[javaclown]

🌈🌈🌈

[dragon-spaghetti]

The trio ever 😤

(Please click for better quality!!)

[kirbstarzz]

This gotta be the most autistic thing I've ever put effort on

[almondpiglet]

just fooling around at the speed of sound... found a cool brush to play with...

[colorful-horses]

Built a hurdy gurdy

[nyaskitten]

"Wolf mask?"

To celebrate season 2 of DR, I decided to make a piece loosely based around Lloyd's visions in episode 1! It took a LOT of work getting the mood and vibe right for this thing, so I'm EXTREMELY happy with the outcome.

(CLICK IMAGE FOR QUALITY!!!)

Alt versions cus I really am indecisive as shit around the coloration LMAO

[dandelion-roots]

[ID: a digital drawing of riz gukgak from fantasy high. in the front is a relatively small drawing of riz juggling books that are falling out of his hand and a phonecall, and he has a huge backpack on. he looks a bit overwhelmed, hair flying in all directions, and has a nervous smile on. in the background is a large shadow of riz, only one glowing eye and a shining gun visible. the background is red, giving an eerie feel. End ID]

Kill your best friend

Cheat your way to your rogue teacher

Announce your presidential campaign

Don't let them know how angry you are

LEARN TO RECOGNIZE A MONSTER

[dorinnn]

YAY!!!!!!!

[hathatter]

☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

[floydtheflorist]

A "Meant to be yours" Thanos x Min su inspired comic bcs these two are lowkey growing on me.