#shit people say

[neverseemenaked]

More to come, I hope.

[violet-phoenix-nebula]

People: "You just need to drink less caffeine!"

Me: *sleeps for 15 hours straight*

Me: "Are you sure about that?"

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Can’t get over the fact that everything people say will be worse under socialism is already at its worst under capitalism.

[randomvoices]

me, looking at all the SPG content some of the individuals I follow post: ah fuck, I'm going to have to dig into the lore and probably gain a new hyperfixation, aren't I?

[therainformerlyknownaspurple]

[voidpaws]

guys what do you think... 😏😍✨️

[tomannynotebooks]

"in the immortal words of the swedish chef 'whert der ferk?!'" - yelled at me by my brother after I realized I could crank my new cars speakers waaaaaaay up and used it to wake him up.

[zippyzstuff]

[uhhhh-balls]

-in math class-

Classmate: Kai!(me)

Me: Hm?

Classmate: Does that thing around your neck (referring to my choker) hurt?

My anger issues for no reason: TRIGGERED

Me: If it hurt, why would I wear it dumbass?!

[bat-in-the-machine]

One time a friend's roommate was editing an AMV for a club DJ friend to show during their set (either at a club or a convention IDEK) and he was using scenes from GITS 2, and he said "I swear to fuck if I have to watch this bitch's head explode one more fucking time" and that memory stuck with me.

[neverseemenaked]

MORE STICKS, MORE STONES

Don't yum my yuck, okay?

[haelunara]

If you have any problem with me ,speak to me about it we'll sort it out instead of gossiping and spreading rumors about me like an immature.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[randomvoices]

Quote of the Day

"I have canceled my subscription to gender." By: Me

[male-wife6969]

”Y’all can snort coke off my ass crack as long as you do it in a way that praises Jesus”

[tomannynotebooks]

"I can see you thinking and seeing as youre not particularly good at it I'll have to ask you to stop" - to my horse about to bite someone