#shit people say
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shitpeoplesayinsplatoon · 1 month ago
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neverseemenaked · 1 year ago
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More to come, I hope.
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violet-phoenix-nebula · 7 months ago
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People: "You just need to drink less caffeine!"
Me: *sleeps for 15 hours straight*
Me: "Are you sure about that?"
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whydidisavethistomyphone · 9 months ago
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Can’t get over the fact that everything people say will be worse under socialism is already at its worst under capitalism.
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randomvoices · 5 months ago
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me, looking at all the SPG content some of the individuals I follow post: ah fuck, I'm going to have to dig into the lore and probably gain a new hyperfixation, aren't I?
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1autisticwitch · 2 years ago
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Autistic people of tumblr, how many of you have been told something along the lines of 'you're not Autistic, Autistic people don't act like that' etc. ?
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tomannynotebooks · 12 days ago
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"Just because you live off sugar like some demented Christmas elf, or fairy"
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kirstenonic05 · 2 years ago
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Wise words from Tsukasa Tenma (from a RP typo by @dremyink06)
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zippyzstuff · 10 months ago
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noah-shin · 2 years ago
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Okay, so I've read a lot of peaky blinders fanfic and I don't understand how the fuck everytime I see 'small health' instead of 'small heath' . Like everytime!!! At first I was like, ' Yup, ik you have a small health because y'all are fucking gangsters!! but you didn't have to make it that obvious . Even their location says the same
I am surprised how I always read it wrong even tho I wear glasses and everytime have to double check.
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shitpeoplesayinsplatoon · 2 years ago
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neverseemenaked · 15 days ago
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MORE STICKS, MORE STONES
Don't yum my yuck, okay?
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uhhhh-balls · 9 months ago
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-in math class-
Classmate: Kai!(me)
Me: Hm?
Classmate: Does that thing around your neck (referring to my choker) hurt?
My anger issues for no reason: TRIGGERED
Me: If it hurt, why would I wear it dumbass?!
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whydidisavethistomyphone · 8 months ago
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randomvoices · 1 year ago
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Quote of the Day
"I have canceled my subscription to gender." By: Me
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