#shit people say
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shitpeoplesayinsplatoon · 4 months ago
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neverseemenaked · 2 years ago
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More to come, I hope.
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violet-phoenix-nebula · 9 months ago
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People: "You just need to drink less caffeine!"
Me: *sleeps for 15 hours straight*
Me: "Are you sure about that?"
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whydidisavethistomyphone · 1 year ago
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Can’t get over the fact that everything people say will be worse under socialism is already at its worst under capitalism.
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randomvoices · 8 months ago
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me, looking at all the SPG content some of the individuals I follow post: ah fuck, I'm going to have to dig into the lore and probably gain a new hyperfixation, aren't I?
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1autisticwitch · 2 years ago
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Autistic people of tumblr, how many of you have been told something along the lines of 'you're not Autistic, Autistic people don't act like that' etc. ?
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voidpaws · 2 months ago
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guys what do you think... 😏😍✨️
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tomannynotebooks · 2 months ago
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"I can see you thinking and seeing as youre not particularly good at it I'll have to ask you to stop" - to my horse about to bite someone
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zippyzstuff · 1 year ago
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uhhhh-balls · 11 months ago
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-in math class-
Classmate: Kai!(me)
Me: Hm?
Classmate: Does that thing around your neck (referring to my choker) hurt?
My anger issues for no reason: TRIGGERED
Me: If it hurt, why would I wear it dumbass?!
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shitpeoplesayinsplatoon · 2 years ago
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neverseemenaked · 3 months ago
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MORE STICKS, MORE STONES
Don't yum my yuck, okay?
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bat-in-the-machine · 1 year ago
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One time a friend's roommate was editing an AMV for a club DJ friend to show during their set (either at a club or a convention IDEK) and he was using scenes from GITS 2, and he said "I swear to fuck if I have to watch this bitch's head explode one more fucking time" and that memory stuck with me.
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whydidisavethistomyphone · 11 months ago
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randomvoices · 1 year ago
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Quote of the Day
"I have canceled my subscription to gender." By: Me
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