#shit my fiance says

[lesbianfaramir]

My fiance just now: "I'VE CRACKED THE CODE. Seymour is an anguisette and he should have married the dentist!"

[retaurd]

I love :) my mom butting her head into my wedding planning :) and taking it over :) and basically trying to tell me what I can and cannot do or have at my wedding :) even though it is mine :) and the thing i want is not unreasonable :)

[hauntzbin]

i feel like it's pretty safe to assume the people who say Chaggie is toxic because of Vaggie's attachment to Charlie haven't really been deeply in love before, especially not in a situation where their partner literally saved their life.

Sure a dynamic like that could go sour if you become too overbearing/demanding or controlling out of fear of losing them, but Vaggie is very obviously not that?

I can't exactly put the feeling into words, it's sort of a situation you have to experience in order to understand. But when you owe someone your life, especially when it feels that person is also your soulmate, of course you dedicate the rest of it to making them happy and giving unyielding support. Of course you feel like you owe them the world, because they're your whole world and the only reason you're even still here.

Yes it can create a power imbalance and your partner could take advantage of the obsessive loyalty that level of dependency breeds, but Charlie chooses not to because shes not abusive and she respects and loves vaggie.

Charlie recognizes that Vaggie has self worth issues and places her value in how useful she is to her, and instead of making it into a toxic situation charlie takes the time to reassure vaggie that she doesn't need to be 'proving' herself and that she is loved and valued as she is.

[stevesnailbat]

absolutely loveeeee when i can’t sleep because i’m plagued with the feeling that i’m the worst person to walk this earth 🤭

[kogo-dogo]

I stand by the fact that Elliott Stardew Valley is not annoying, but just really delightfully weird, and that if his portrait wasn't drawn like he was cosplaying the Prince Adam from Beauty and the Beast, he would be much better.

[taniushka12]

they left my poor guy rowing all the way back to the city ;o;

[eats-the-stars]

hate my sister's shitty good for nothing boyfriend. can you imagine being a 30yo man with two kids who won't even scramble an egg. Not for his kids, not for his girlfriend, not for himself. literally if my sister doesn't leave out pre-made meals when he's watching the kids he will rip up bread or pour them dry cereal or open a granola bar and make himself microwave dinners. like, lowest effort possible. but if i mention this to my sis, she'll be like "no he's definitely cooked for the kids! he scrambled an egg for them once! i watched him do it!" but it's like...so he scrambled one egg in the last five years. just to like, prove he can? at your direct insistence? should we all clap? like seriously. hate this guy. had to really hold back recently because he had someone over and he was interacting with the kids more than usual for appearances, and he had to keep asking me and my sis what the 5yo was signing because he barely bothered to learn his own son's primary form of communication. i was so tempted to say "that one means 'go home' but you wouldn't know that because you don't take them anywhere." so hard to hold that in. If I had to describe this man in two words they would be these: Low Effort. Not quite bare minimum, but JUST enough to convince my sister that it would be too much hassle to get rid of him. he's stupid as fuck, but just smart enough to quickly stop shit like screaming obscenities at the kids for doing normal kid things. and he once stomped on my headphones and broke them in a fit of rage, but gave my sister money to replace them so it was "fine." Like, my sister thinks that he's just struggling with his anger issues, because he had a bad childhood, blah, blah, and oh he would never actually hurt her or the kids. and like, good for you, but i don't trust like that. genuinely hoping he gets struck by lightning and dies instantly.

[catboydan]

fiance got me a kindle for my birthday <3

[ghostclefable]

Katsuki: gotta tuck in by 8:30pm

Katuski: don't wake me before 9am

Izuku: Kacchan, you're up at 7 every weekend

Katsuki: yeah so?

Izuku: so how are you gonna say 9am

Katsuki: I get up on my own terms!

[herefortarlos]

My partner called me a "cutie pie", and then said, "it's so easy to make you smile. All it takes is gay men and compliments." 🤣 I am very easy to please!! 🥰

[genekies]

screaming in the club

time for another vent in tags

[kinky-asexual]

*lays on the floor*

[the-entity-down-the-street]

Hi this has nothing to do with anything but I wanted to share some wild shit that went down yesterday.

So my (soon to be) mother-in-law has this 200 year old piano she wants to get rid of. She's tried selling it, no go, so she asked my sister-in-law and her husband to help dismantle it and take it to the curb. This takes a few hours, as you'd expect, but they get it done. Except.

Except. There's this one solid metal piece that they need my fiancé's help for. I asked if I could offer some assistance as well. My babe said they'd call me for help if it was needed, and they didn't. But man, I wish they had.

See, I worked at a FedEx Ground for over a year during the worst part of covid (2020-2021). I was around people whose entire job was lifting shit like this metal piano piece.

The one in the front is what I'm talking about. However heavy you think this is, it's heavier. This shit is solid cast iron.

We called things like this "IC's" or "incompatibles." They couldn't be loaded onto the standard conveyer belt that would carry packages through the warehouse. Super heavy, awkward stuff would be handled by two or three jacked dudes. They'd pull it out of the truck and haul it onto a table, which became a rolling belt, and from there to a series of conveyer belts. What I'm saying is, if they had to lift or push it, there was a lot of heavy machinery involved.

But here? All they had was a CARPET, which they used to drag this beast out of the house, down the porch steps, through the front yard, and all the way around to the back side of the house where trash pick up is.

Why not use the backdoor in the first place, you might ask?

Well, because it's a pretty straight shot through the front of the house to the curb. The backdoor would require going through the kitchen, which is narrow and has a built in island counter. So. No-go.

I'm just. These three average bodied people carried a giant, solid piece of CAST IRON from the living room to the curb.

SUPERHUMAN SHIT RIGHT THERE

Also bonus: destroyed antique piano at night, not sure what mood this is but it sure is one of them

[saint-lajka]

guess who self referred to NHS therapy.no clue if they're gonna do anything at all but at this point its worth a shot

[epcotwhore]

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[siinlight]

I hate myself so fucjing much the smallest thing sets me off and I just want to hang myself with the nearest rope