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Jonathan Crane, also known as: Creator of the World's Worst Exposure Therapy.
#this would be his title on a dating show#truly the man could change lives#too bad he likes ruining them instead#it reminds me of a crime show#i can't remember the name#where a therapist would try 'exposure therapy' with his patients#and then kill them under those pretenses#the scene of him tricking a man who couldn't swim#into drowning in a lake#kind of haunts me#but it also feels like something jon would do#shit can get dark#hi i'm rambling in the tags again#jonathan crane#scarecrow
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Congrats on the redemption!
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#strawberry crepe cookie#smoked cheese cookie#pitaya dragon cookie#dark choco cookie#they are shit talking Enchantress#low effort doodle just so i can get the idea on paper#also let me know if I forgot someone#my art
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imagine being orin (already terrible) and passionately orchestrating your kills to worship your father and god with your art and being constantly shit on for it cause “bhaal only cares about quantity” but then hearing your stupid bloodkin flirt with a stupid banite using poetic violence and shit like “oh gortash when you and i are the last living souls we will wed upon my father’s alter and be forever bonded in bloody death” and still be the favorite child like fuck off i’d be so pissed 😭😭😭
#being obsessed with durgetash has also given me such insane orin brainworms as a side effect#just can’t win can i 😮💨#orin the red#enver gortash#dark urge#durge#durgetash#also the idea of when orin takes durge’s place she gets mad at gortash for being disgusted at her is funny#like she doesn’t like him at all it’s pure hatred#not that coy play fighting shit durgetash does#but its just another reminder of how she just can’t escape this role of annoying destructive brat#even though she’s trying so hard to convey her passion and loyalty to bhaal it’s just always worthless to everyone around her#waaaahhhh orinnnn my poor orin 😢😢😢#baulders gate 3#bg3
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Average Drama Enjoyer observes some peak drama.
#dungeon meshi#toshiro nakamoto#laios touden#kabru#izutsumi#Before anyone mistakes this as mischaracterization: The joke here is that it's ambiguous what the hell he means.#Kabru does love getting into fights a bit more than average but he's mostly here for the drama.#I screenshot the scene of him going 'The dark arts!' with a little smile everytime I re-read dungeon meshi. He's so catty. I love him.#And shout out to Izutsumi for adding fire to the drama. Girl said 'I am the listener. I heard that shit.' and refused to apologize.#Joke two: the deep cut - Welcome to more propaganda for whatever the hell is going on between Laios & Shuro & Kabru.#Laios trusting Shuro with some *heavy* information because he admires him so much! And wants to be his friend so badly!#Kabru also has another great character moment when he immediatly clocks Laios as not being as malicious as expected.#We love a character who can put the clues together! It is such a good subversion of what role we think Kabru is to play in this story!#Now he's eager to befriend Laios - who is barely interested and currently trying to befriend Shuro - who is barely interested and...well.#The painful triangle of people trying to get to know the other person better and being rejected...Friendship triangle.#We have all had a friendship triangle situation before. Right? You guys have also struggled to read people. Right?#Laios is universally relatable. Right?
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let's drive out
#klance#voltron#vld#this came to my brain via Valentine Texas by mitski but im not offficially linking it bc i have something dif in mind fpr later#and this one is a faithful visual recreation of the lyrics but not an emotionally faithful one so. i can do better#anyway being taken out to camp in the bed of a pickup truck is like. haha. one of my dark twisted evil romantic fantasies#my country bumpkin upbringing showing through#now you guys know how horrible and wild my unhigned crazy thoughts are...... how unspeakably deranged.....#art#my art#bro im such a fucking faker i will fr get on my soapbox about how often klance fight (even romantically) and then draw the tenderist shit#like 40 times over#so let me amend and clarify by saying this was somehow some stupid shit.#like lance set this up but its because theyve been competing for best date (theres a physical scoreboard on the fridge)#and keith was probably trying to act aloof so that lance wouldnt score as many points#but got so comfy he fell asleep (+15 for lance its going on the scoreboard)#+ lance is abt to sharpie a moustache on his face#mitski
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Jesus is my older brother, not my dad.
other christians don't seem to feel the same?
am i missing something where he insists on such a thing except perhaps with actual little children?
#christianity#tumblrstake#Quakers#i just want to know what y'all think#progressive christianity#some christians see themselves as his children#but again most chrsitians are sippin trinity juice so the Father is the Son? egro Jesus can be Dad#i guess i'm not a true monotheist bc if Jesus is a child of God and told his disciples to call him friend. he is my peer#Jesus is my peer - big brother - mentor - friend#God the creator is my Mother/Father/Parent(s) as well as Jesus'#Jesus and I are both children of God and Jesus is my teacher/my respected older brother/ my friend#i think the Holy Spirit is what generally moves around among humans and through humans. experiencing God through others.#also an internal prompting on what direction to take (which typically needs to undergo through discernment) but is sometimes an act rn thing#hence the gift of the Holy Spirit being gifted to us#but now i'm getting theological in the tags#did i mention that all of this is through my christian lense and a muslim could have a different perception and be just as valid#and thats on different ways people see the Divine and how the Divine presents Godself/selves to different people#i know this because Heavenly Mother was at my conversion experience. she offered an invitation - an embrace#and i took it immediately a wept#and i think that presentation was intentional bc i may not have/wouldn't have reacted the same way to Heavenly Father#our relationship is good now - Heavenly Father and I -currently on the rocks in my “ God#in my “God - why?” era. shit has been dark. and people are commiting atrocites in your name#i do pray for their smitting. but only in a way God with Hir cosmic justice sees fit#and for softened hearts more often but on one occassion it was “plz get these sinners in line” and pulling out psalm 94#Godposting#religion
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feeling emo for the murder siblings
(don’t tag as ship/proshippers dni)
#i mostly blame dog for giving the brainrot teehee#“durge despised orin’’ both are victims of bhaal’s influence and the idea of them reconciling after all the fucked up shit#they are extremely fucked up in the head but everyday i think about how if orin didn’t get driven into madness bc OUGH i can fix her!!#baldur's gate 3#bg3#the dark urge#orin the red#bg3 durge#orin bg3#my art
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hello... you may notice you are strapped to a chair infront of a computer screen.... you must either saw off your arms or read two hours worth of mcu influenced daredevil fanon
#daredevil comics#matt murdock#comic matt murdock#skyler posting#if i see one more dark mcu matt fic tagged as murderdock im going to eat rocks#so many awful fucking takes on his character too like#idk! you can always tell when the author just wants to fuck charlie cox and blacked out during half the show#you can headcanon whatever you want i have alot of transfem and aro matt hcs personally#but mcu fans specifically always treat their shit like its gospel and it gets so annoying#wheres the nuance... wheres the media literacy...
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I know this is likely not the case but please I need Dark Sun to have legitimately forgotten the word phone and actually tripped up the stairs let me have this I need to inject a lil cringefailness into this otherwise intimidating antagonist.
#I can see the stair trip as an excuse to get smthn on dazzle worst case scenario#but consider that he just fell because clumsy#I have no idea the purpose of playing that dumb with the phone#he just forgot because he hasnt used normal shit in forever AND he has no friends thus no use for one#let me have this pleaseee#sun and moon show#tsams#sams dark sun
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killer deliberately provoking people into attacking or hurting him—especially anyone who claims that they “don’t want to fight him” or “don’t want to hurt him”—sometimes for the purpose of satisfaction and validation in the belief that pain will always be a part of his existence and everyone feels the same urges to hurt or be hurt that he does and everyone would love the chance to hurt him if he just let them or gave them a valid excuse.
he really likes provoking the so called “pacifists” into doing horrid shit like snapping his bones or you know almost killing him cuz its just further proof that he’s right
#cw violence#cw self destruction#killer sans#utmv#sans au#sans aus#killer!sans#killertale#utmv headcanons#undertale aus#undertale something new#undertalesomethingnew#something new sans#something new au#killertale sans#wonder if he ever like provoked delta into a fight just to prove the point to color#my guys a victim of prolonged torture and conditioning his ass does not see the world way everyone else does#smash his head in the floor and kick his teeth in#hes gonna be smiling the entire time#smug bastard#dead dove do not eat#i think#shit can get dark with killer#i can hear his giggling as someone who once believed theyd never do something like this#or would be capable of doing something like this#stares in horror at their own hands#soaked in his blood#and he can tell they dont know whose hands they belong to anymore#cw abuse#cw trauma
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Thinking about Hunter's nearly black armor in that one trailer... the boys are really going through it, aren't they? Hunter's not taking care of himself at all when he's worried about Omega. Makes me really worried about him. Well, all of them, really.
This season better end with everyone safe and in one piece happily repainting their armor somewhere peaceful or I'm gonna riot.
#tbb#the bad batch#star wars#tbb hunter#tbb spoilers#bad batch spoilers#there's another shot where you can see him and a very blue holoscreen so they didn't just desaturate the scene for the trailer#but i also fucked around with this clip a bit to see if i could bring up the colors and nope#there is basically no color left in that armor to bring up#this IS the saturated version with the vibrance ticked up - and obviously brightened in general because that shit was DARK#you ain't getting color out of this shot without seriously distorting everything
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The way dark magic can use parts of a sapient being without their knowledge or consent. The way Claudia could track down Rayla with a piece of her hair and Rayla didn’t even realise that was what was happening, how she thought the lights were cute and tickled…
The way it reminds me of those “if you’ve nothing to hide, you’ve nothing to fear” type arguments when it comes to the surveillance state. How parts of you (your data, your DNA) can be stored away until it is useful to those who might want to control you.
All to say, I am having the most fun with my dark magic AU.
#dang I want to write more on this but like I am#it’s just in a 100k and counting WIP coz that’s how I get my thoughts on this shit out#people be like ‘oh you can just put laws in place to control dark magic’#cool except it’s not like laws are exploited to control people either#the systems is so very much not blind#anyway fic writing is fun#tdp#the dragon prince#fic: a dark alternative
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idk at some point I think we need to stop lying to city people about what a no light pollution night sky looks like bc some of the saturation boosted long exposures folk are using as proof of what the nebulous they have taken from you are getting silly.
like this is a photo from the McDonald observatory obviously, but this is like. almost what you would actually be seeing under decent but not exceptional circumstances (ie sea level with low moisture/dust in the air, and no time spent intentionally avoiding light before hand)
#im sorry... but unless you're seeing the Auras. Its mostly just black with some dots. Sometimes you can see the milky way#but its not like. a bright streak of color. its just a slightly denser area of dots#source: im from bum fuck nowhere and lived in a town that regularly went total dark for days#as pristine and un light polluted as you can get and unless it was a new moon its not that like#special.#i had to edit a pic i got off google bc i have been to the mcd observatory and those fucking red lights are so dim irl#that i had to hold my mothers hand to not eat shit and die on the hike out bc i could see jack nothin by them#the sky is about right tho
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Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.
And Odysseus listens.
And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.
How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.
#Hi get sad with me :D#Odysseus and Menelaus are the Bros™ to me. I love them. Both simps who love their family despite being different in personalities#You cannot tell me they didn't talk about this and how this was painful for both of them :')#To make myself feel better. I like the thought of Athena kind of keeping him up to date :'D as he's her pet you know?#okay so this next bit ain't angst but imagine Hermione just coming in staring in the dark with the classic:#“Mom. Dad. I frew up🥺”#scaring the shit outta both her poor parents. Yeah I know she had nurses with her most likely but it's cute and fun!!!#I'm sorry but that's so fucking funny to me. I think every Parent has experienced that I'm pretty sure.#odysseus#menelaus#tagamemnon#greek mythology#this'll probably flop but oh well xD My homies can get sad with me >:)#odyssey#the odyssey#telemachus#hermione#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#helen of sparta#penelope#odypen
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okay some people might want money and fame but what i want is art of kit and dru together <3
#oh and ALSO a shit ton of money#so i can get all twp editions…. DUH!#a girl has needs after all#kit herondale#dru blackthorn#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc
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#alolan raichu#holy shit these alolan forms are kicking the fuck outta my ass#the things i do for you all. my production value on this blog has increased over the years and i don't think i can get away with the same#weird shit i used to be able to when i couldn't find a good model so now i'm having to learn how to use blender and shit??#downloading weird scripts off the internet just because i can't find the right models. and now alolan raichu has kantonian eyes#they have kantonian eyes. i know. i'm sorry. i don't know how to fix it and this is the best you're going to get because i had to work for#like an hour and a half just to get to this point. and i know the lighting is dark. it's. it's bad. it'll probably be like this for all#the alolan forms at least. and holy shit when we get to gen 9 it's going to be even worse#this is a wreck!! this is a wreck. i had to use the sv model for this one and it's like#i dunno the eyes in sv aren't textures?? they're procedural. they're fucking. shaders. in sv. which is why espeon's pupils#are no longer pupils and are instead reflections (lie‚ falsehood)#and i'm. dissolving. y'all're gonna have to bear with me moving forward bc i've gotten Very used to the “it just works” nature of#the older models that i was using but this is getting way harder on me as we move into newer generations
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