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idea - naruto/atla fusion. but it's crack
*voice over* water. earth. fire. air. long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked. only the avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. but when the world needed her most...
*screen shows the silhouette of a woman with dark red hair tied up in buns*
*voice over* ...she vanished. a hundred years passed, and my cousin and i found the new avatar, a boy named naruto.
*there's a record scratch; the camera pulls back to show naruto's legs sticking out of a snow drift; the speaker is revealed to be...*
sasuke: and if this idiot is supposed to save us, we're screwed.
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto, as the Avatar
Uchiha Sasuke, as the World's Angriest Waterbender
Uchiha Shisui, as Guy With Stick
Haruno Sakura, as the Greatest Earthbender of All Time (or possibly just someone who's really, REALLY good at hitting stuff)
Hyuuga Hinata, as the Banished Prince(ss)
Hyuuga Neji, as Beleaguered Chaperone/Firebending Teacher
Hyuuga Hiashi, as Fire Lord
Hyuuga Hizashi, as Sad Backstory Dead Guy
Hyuuga Hanabi, as Tiny Princess Murder Machine
Tenten, as Knife Girl
Rock Lee, as The Fast And The Flippyous (no this is not bc of the name i only just realized that as i was typing this)
Uchiha Itachi, as Sad Backstory Dead Guy 2 Electric Boogaloo (kya. he's kya. i refuse to deprive sasuke of his brother issues)
Jiraiya, as Insane Rock King
Senju Tsunade, as Depressed Firebender Who Deserted
Orochimaru, as Man In Mansion With Sword
The Sand Siblings, as the Kyoshi Warriors
and of course...
The Nine-Tailed Demon Fox Kurama, as a Sky Fox-Bison
#naruto#naruto shippuden#avatar the last airbender#hey guys i think there may be something wrong with me#to clarify:#naruto - aang#sasuke - katara#shisui - sokka#sakura - toph#hinata - zuko#neji - iroh#hiashi - ozai#hizashi - lu ten (but with the relationship switched? sorta?)#hanabi - azula#tenten - mai#rock lee - ty lee#itachi - kya#jiraiya - bumi#tsunade (jeong jeong)#orochimaru - piandao#kurama - appa#also the sage of six paths is the lion-turtle probably#hinata: i'm um. i'm here to. i'm here to um.#naruto: *right in her face* hi i'm naruto! :D#hinata: *immediately passes out*#neji: i fucking hate my life. get on the boat#naruto: do you have ramen?#neji: sure whatever#sasuke: you fucking moron they're kidnapping you#also the whole sns kiss still happens bc when naruto wakes up he accidentally smacks his head into sasuke's
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ENVY’S MASTERLIST
this includes every character i write for and a link to their current personal master lists if i have works out for them (warnings may vary and minors dni)
this is in no particular order of character btw but my favorites will have a neat little asterisk
refer to what i don’t and do write in my separate post. also this is constantly being updated so don’t mind it much. you can always request a character if it’s not listed there’s no harm in asking :)
ADVENTURE TIME
- marceline*
- princess bubblegum
- marshal lee*
- finn
- fiona
AKAME GA KILL!
- esdeath*
- tatsumi
- akame
- kurome
AMERICAN HORROR STORY
- tate langdon*
- violet harmon
- kyle spencer
- nora montgomery
- moira o’hara
APEX LEGENDS
- bloodhound (no smut)
- wraith
- wattson
- octane
- loba
- revenant
- lifeline
- valkyrie
- crypto
AVATAR
- jake sulley*
- neytiri
- kiri
- neteyam*
- lo’ak
- aonung
- tsireya
AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
- prince zuko*
- princess azula*
- sokka*
- katara
- aang
- suki
- yue
-jett
- ty lee
- mai
BIG MOUTH
- judd birch*
- val bilzerian*
- connie
- mona
BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA
- izuku midoriya
- keigo takami
- touya todoroki
- shoto todoroki
- katsuki bakugo
- himeko toga
- tomura shigaraki
- tamaki amajiki
CALL OF DUTY
- simon ‘ghost’ riley
- john ‘soap’ mctavish
- könig
- valeria garza*
- alejandro vargas*
COBRA KAI/ KARATE KID
- robby keene
- miguel diaz*
- johnny lawrence
- daniel larusso
- tory nichols
- eli ‘hawk’ moskowitz*
- demetri alexopoulos
DARLING IN THE FRANXX
- zero two
- hiro
- mitsuru*
- ichigo
DEATH NOTE
- misa amane
- light yagami
- l
DEMON SLAYER
- tanjiro kamado*
- nezuko kamado
- kyojuro rengoku*
- giyu tomioka*
- shinobu kocho
- sanemi shinazugawa*
- genya shinazugawa*
- zenitsu agatsuma
- inosuke hasibira*
- muichiro tokito
- mitsuri kanroji
- iguro obanai*
- tengen uzui
HAZBIN HOTEL/ HELLUVA BOSS
- alastor* (i fully respect his asexuality so no smut :3 since he’s not canon aro i still write for him)
- angel dust
- charlie morningstar
- vaggie
- loona
- millie
- moxxie
- verosika mayday
- stolas goetia
- barbie wire
- striker
- octavia goetia
- adam*
- lute
- lucifer morningstar*
- rosie
- the vees
HOCUS POCUS
- max dennison
- thackery binx
- sarah sanderson
MARVEL
- peter parker
- wanda maximoff
- pietro maximoff*
- tony stark
- natasha romanoff
- k'uk'ulkan*
- killmonger*
- miguel o’hara*
MID90S
- ray*
- fuckshit
- fourth grade*
- ruben (no smut)
- stevie (no smut)
MY BABYSITTERS A VAMPIRE
- jesse white
- sarah fox
- ethan morgan
- benny weir*
- rory keener
- erica jones
NARUTO
- naruto uzumaki
- sasuke uchiha*
- sakura haruno
- minato namikaze
- hinata hyuga
- neji hyuga
- itachi uchiha*
- shisui uchiha*
- kakashi hatake*
- haku yuki
- pain*
- konan
- sasori
- deidara
RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2
- arthur morgan*
- sadie adler
- dutch van der lide
- mary linton*
- john marston
- lenny summers
- javier escuella
- mary-beth gaskill
SCREAM
- ethan landry*
- billy loomis
- stu macher
- sydney prescott
- tatum riley
STARDEW VALLEY
- alex*
- harvey
- haley*
- sam
- abigail
- emily
- shane
- sebastian
- elliott
- maru
- penny
- leah
STAR WARS
- din djarin*
- anakin skywalker*
- padme amidala*
- poe dameron
- luke skywalker
- leia skywalker
- ahsoka tano*
- han solo
- bo katan kreze
THE MIGHTY DUCKS
- charlie conway*
- adam banks*
- guy germaine
- dean portman
- julie gaffney
- connie moreau
- luis mendoza
THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY
- conrad fisher*
- steven conklin*
- jeremiah fisher
- belly conklin*
- taylor jewel
TWILIGHT
- alice cullen
- jasper hale*
- rosalie hale
- edward cullen
- jacob black*
- paul lahote
- leah clearwater
- seth clearwater*
- bella swan
- alec volturi*
- jane volturi
- victoria
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Fandom list (WiP)
Anything crossed out can't be requested for at the moment but can be requested for in the future.
If you want to request for a character/Fandom that isn't there please ask if it is alright with me first. Not every Fandom I will do.
-> Anime/Manga:
One piece -> Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Robin, Franky, Brook, Usopp, Vivi, Law, Kidd, Killer, Ace, Whitebeard, Roger, Rayleigh, Shanks, Oden, Yamato, Kiku, Izou, Katakuri, Jimbei, Kuzan, Sengoku, Garp, Kizaru, Akainu, Mihawk, Perona, Crocodile, Doflamingo, Corazon, Eneru/Enel, Lucci, Kaku, Hancock, Hawkins, Bartolomeo, Beckman, Cavendish, Pudding, Koby, Smoker, Dragon, Paulie, Fujitora, ...
Bleach -> Ichigo, Rukia, Sado, Orihime, Rangaiku, Kenpachi, Unohana, Yoruichi, Aizen, Urahara, Shunsui, Toshiro, Byakuya, Jugram, Gin, Ishida, Stark, Grimmjow, Shinji, Renji, Ukitake, Isane, Yumichika, ...
Naruto -> Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Obito, Madera, Hasirama, Minato, Kushina, Garaa, Neji, Shikamaru, Guy, Yamato, Tsunade, Itachi, Shisui, Sasori, ...
Demon slayer -> Rengoku, Uzui, Obani, Mitsuri, Shinobu, Tomioka, Genya, Sanemi, Muzan, Kokushibo, Gyomei, Akaza, Douma, Haganezuka, Shinjuro, Hinazuru, Kagaya, Sabito, Makio, Yoriichi, ...
Vagabond -> Musashi, Sasaki, Otsu, Yoshioka, Kohei, Rindo, Gennosuke, ittosai, Honiden, ...
Berserk -> Guts, Griffith, Casca, Serpico, Fernese, ...
Baki -> Baki, Yujirou, Orochi, Katsumi, Hanayama, Retsu, Musashi, Pickle, Alai, Kureha, ...
Attack on titans -> Eren, Mikasa, Armin. Levi, Erwin, Hange, Zeke, Reiner, ...
Jujutsu kaisen -> Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, Gojo, Getou, Shoko, Nanami, Sukuna, Choso, Maki, Inumaki, Yuta, Kamo, Naoya, Kashimo, Hiromi, Kong, Toji, ...
Black butler -> Undertaker, Sebastián, Vincent, Charles, Lau, Williams, ...
JoJo's bizarre adventures -> Jonathan, Joseph, Ceaser, Dio, Jotaro, Josuke, Johnny, Gyro, Jolyne, Kira, Rohan, Bruno, Diavolo, Avdol, Fugo, Mista, Trish, Anasui, Giorno, ...
Blue lock -> Oliver, Sae, Chigiri, Nagi, Rin, Michael, ...
Castlevania -> Alucard, Trevor, Sypha, Dracula, Lisa, ...
One punch man -> Saitama. Genos, Garou, Sweet mask, ...
Black clover -> Yuno, Yami, Julius, William, Fuegoleon, Nacht, ...
Mob Psycho 100 -> Reigen, Shigeo, Katsuya, Sho, Ritsu, ...
HunterxHunter -> Chrollo, illumi, Meruem, Feitan, Kite, Shizuku, Machi, Killua, Gon ...
Avatar the last air bender -> Sokka, Zuko, Azula, Hakoda, ...
Death note -> Light, L, Misa, ...
Howl's moving castle -> Howl, ...
Neon Genesis evanglion -> Kaji, Nagise, ...
Vinland saga -> Thorfinn,
Record of Ragnarök -> Thor, Loki, Adam, Eve, Aphrodite, Shiva, Buddha, ...
Veil -> Aleksander, Emma
-> Manhwa/Manhua/Webtoons:
Windbreaker -> Jay, Owen, Vinny, Dom, Joker, ...
Ennead -> Seth, Horus, ...
Solo Leveling -> Jinwoo, Thomas, Il-hwan, Jongin, Baruka, ...
Heeran love song -> Yato, Soru, Ja hyun, ...
Villains are destained to die -> Penelope, Callisto, Winter, Reynold, ...
Trash of the count's family -> Cale, Choi han, Rok soo, ...
Omniscient reader's Veiwpoint -> Dokja, Joonghyuk, ...
Operration true love -> Eunhyeok, Dohwa, ...
Heavens' official blessing ->
Under the oak tree -> Riftain, ...
The beginning after the end -> Arthur, kathyln, ...
19 days -> Jian Yi, Zhan Zheng Xi, He Tian, Mo Guan Shan, She li, He cheng, Brother Qiu, ...
The boxer -> Injae, Manuel, Yuto, Ryu, Yu, J, ...
-> Comics(+ any adaptations):
DC comics -> Batman, Superman, Nightwing, Red hood, Wonder woman, Aquaman, Joker, Deadshot, ...
Marvel comics -> Ironman, Thor, Captain America, Deadpool, Wolverine, ...
-> Games:
Call of duty -> Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Konig, Roach, Nikolai, Alejandro, ...
Arcana -> Asra, Nadia, Julian, Muriel, Portia, Lucio, Valerius, Namar, Nazali, Navra, Nahara, Aisha, Morga, Salim, ...
Five nights at freddy's -> William, Micheal, ...
God of War -> Kratos, Freya, Heimdall, Thor, Týr, ...
Love and Deepspace -> Zayne, Raphael, Xavier, Tara, ...
-> TV Shows/Movies:
The walking dead -> Rick, Daryl, Shane, Glenn, Negan, Maggie, Michonne, Tyreese, Ezekiel, Jesus, Dwight, Gabriel, Rosita, ...
The rookie -> Tim, ...
Grey's anatomy -> Derek, Mark, Christina, Owen, DeLuca, Burke, Denny, Nico, Lincoln, Alex, Arizona, Meredith, George, Izzie, Lexi, Jo, Jackson, April, Amelia, Denny, Bailey, Maggie, Addison, ...
Bridgerton/Queen Charlotte -> (king)George, Charlotte, Daphne, Simon, Eloise, Will, Anthony, ...
Game of thrones -> Jon snow, Daenerys, Jaime, Oberyn, Tryion, Robb, Sansa, Ned, ...
Vikings -> Harald, Bjorn, Ragnar, Lagartha, Ubbe, Athelstan, Ivar, Rollo, Heahmund, Harbard, Hvitserk, Sigurd, Ecbert, ...
Vikings: Valhalla -> Harald, Leif, Freydis, ...
Big mouth -> Leah, Judd, Val, ...
House of dragons -> Aemond, Aegon, Daemon, Rhaenyra, ...
Avatar/ Avatar: The way of the water -> Jake, Neytiri, Neteyam, Lo'ak, Kiri, Aonung, Tonowari, Tsireya, Miles, ...
It's Okay not to be Okay -> Moon-young, Gang-tae, Sang in, ...
Strangers from hell -> Moonjo, Jong-woo, ...
Hannibal -> Will Graham, Anthony, ...
-> Celebrities:
Snowfall -> Franklin, Andre, Teddy, Leon, Melody, Gustavo, Alejandro, ...
Supernatural -> Dean, Sam, Castiel, ...
Formula 1 -> Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc, Daniel Riccardo, Lewis Hamilton, Carlos Sainz, ...
If I have watched/read/played it (or know the celeb), I'm writing about it because there is at least one breedable character.
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Fandom Year in Review (2022)
It’s the very last day of 2022, and that means it’s time for a little look back at my fandom year in writing (and podficcing, events, etc.) once again! Then I’ll get back to writing before midnight, along with setting some goals and plans for 2023, of course. ;)
I posted 163 new stories to AO3 this year!
(Startlingly, as I had entirely forgotten, I also posted exactly 163 new stories to AO3 in 2021! o.o)
Those 163 stories were for 17 fandoms, 3 of them new for me to be posting for, and 50 ships! (18 of those ships were new.)
I posted a total of 377,979 words to AO3 this year!
I participated in 8 fandom events, with a total of 73 stories! Those events include:
Iruka Winter Bingo 2021-2022 (server event, @the-umino-hours) the Three Sentence Ficathon, over on Dreamwidth (moving to its own community for next year!) @harunosakuraweek @domaystic @badthingshappenbingo, which I will continue working on my board for @kakashiweek @whumptober, for which I wrote only minifics this year NejiHina Week (run by @nejihinata)
(And I don’t count my personal project the Valentine’s Spectacular in this list.)
I also ran 3 events - @harunosakuraweek in its second year and @kakashiweek in its third, as well as the second year of Iruka Winter Bingo!
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In those new stories I added 5 new minific collections:
Labyrinth - gen Labyrinth - Jareth/Sarah Labyrinth - Jareth/Toby Naruto - KakaShisui Tiger & Bunny - Keith/Agnes
247 minifics posted this year, to my now 22 collections of sme, account for 67,807 words of my total.
Minific breakdown:
Avatar: the Last Airbender~ ❧Zuko/Sokka ~ 2 minifics
Castlevania~ ❧9 minifics
Kamisama Kiss~ ❧33 minifics
Labyrinth~ ❧gen ~ 18 minifics ❧Jareth/Sarah ~ 7 minifics ❧Jareth/Toby ~ 2 minifics
Naruto~ ❧HashiIzu ~ 9 minifics ❧HashiMito ~ 1 minific ❧HashiMitoIzu ~ 3 minifics ❧KakaIru ~ 1 minific ❧KakaSaku ~ 17 minifics ❧KakaShisui ~ 26 minifics ❧MadaTobi ~ 60 minifics ❧SakuOro ~ 36 minifics
SK8~ ❧MatchaBlossom ~ 6 minifics
Tiger & Bunny~ ❧Keith/Agnes ~ 17 minifics
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I posted 3 new podfics this year, totalling 26.5 minutes!
(I was unable to podfic - recording or editing - for most of the year, and still am; hopefully that will be resolved soon. . .)
All 3 were my own work.
Podfic fandom & ship breakdown:
Kagen no Tsuki ❧Adam/Mizuki ~ 1
Naruto ❧gen ~ 1 ❧NejiHina ~ 1
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Fandom & Ship Breakdown:
Castlevania ~ 1 story ❧Alucard/Trevor ~ 1 story
CATS ~ 1 story ❧Tugger/Misto ~ 1 story
Hikaru no Go ~ 1 story ❧gen ~ 1 story
Inu-Yasha ~ 1 story ❧Sesshoumaru/Kagome ~ 1 story
Labyrinth ~ 3 stories ❧gen ~ 1 story ❧Jareth/Sarah ~ 1 story ❧Jareth/Toby ~ 1 story
Marginal Prince ~ 2 stories ❧Angel/Mikhail ~ 1 story ❧Joshua/Yuuta ~ 1 story
MCU ~ 1 story ❧Thor/Loki ~ 1 story
Moon Child ~ 8 stories ❧gen ~ 7 stories ❧Kei/Sho ~ 1 story
Naruto ~ 75 stories ❧gen ~ 15 stories ❧Gai/Iruka ~ 5 stories ❧Haruya (OC)/Iruka ~ 1 story ❧Hashirama/Mito ~ 1 story ❧Hashirama/Izuna ~ 1 story ❧Ino/Sakura ~ 1 story ❧Jiraiya/Orochimaru/Tsunade (Sannin OT3) ~ 1 story ❧Kakashi/Gai ~ 2 stories ❧Kakashi/Iruka ~ 5 stories ❧Kakashi/Naruto ~ 1 story ❧Kakashi/Naruto/Sakura ~ 11 stories ❧Kakashi/Sakura ~ 1 story ❧Kakashi/Shikamaru ~ 1 story ❧Kakashi/Shisui ~ 7 stories ❧Kakashi/Tenzou ~ 2 stories ❧Kisame/Sakura ~ 1 story ❧Madara/Tobirama ~ 3 stories ❧Neji/Hinata ~ 6 stories ❧Rock Lee/Sakura ~ 3 stories ❧Sakumo/Orochimaru ~ 2 stories ❧Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura (Team 7 OT3) ~ 2 stories ❧Tobirama/Iruka ~ 3 stories
Promare ~ 1 story ❧Galo/Lio ~ 1 story
Sex Pistols ~ 32 stories ❧gen ~ 1 story ❧David/Maximillian ~ 1 story ❧Hidekuni/Noririn ~ 3 stories ❧Kunimasa/Manami ~ 1 story ❧Kunimasa/Manami/Noririn ~ 3 stories ❧Kunimasa/Noririn ~ 3 stories ❧Shinobu/Hidekuni ~ 4 stories ❧Yonekuni/Shiro ~ 19 stories
SK8 ~ 3 stories ❧Adam/Langa ~ 1 story ❧Joe/Cherry ~ 2 stories
Sky High ~ 2 stories ❧Warren/Will ~ 2 stories
Tiger & Bunny ~ 29 stories ❧gen ~ 4 stories ❧Keith/Agnes ~ 15 stories ❧Keith/Agnes/Ryan ~ 4 stories ❧Keith/Ryan ~ 3 stories ❧Kotetsu/Barnaby ~ 3 stories ❧Nathan/Antonio ~ 1 story ❧Ryan/Karina ~ 1 story
Tight-Rope ~ 1 story ❧Ryu/Nao ~ 1 story
Torchwood ~ 1 story ❧Owen/Ianto ~ 1 story
Underworld ~ 1 story ❧Lucian/Sonja ~ 1 story
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. . .and that’s my look back at my year in fandom (on AO3, at least)! I tried out some new things, fell into some very unexpected new things, rediscovered fondness for some old ones, and had a lot of fun!
Of course I’ve many more things in the works, as always, so keep an eye out - I’ll be back on AO3 next year, and I’m sure as heck not going anywhere!
Happy New Year!
~Kalira
#Fandom Year in Review#AO3#AO3 Year in Review#year in review#ships#fandoms#about Kalira's writing#about Kalira's podficcing#numbers
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Rules: Tag nine (9) people with excellent taste Tagged by @nikkxb thank you!!
Favorite color: Blue
Color(s) I’m currently wearing: I’m so mismatched. Black shirt, maroon cardigan, navy blue hat, gray sweats lmao
Lipstick or chapstick: I love lipstick but I use chapstick so much more
Last band I saw live: Ariana Grande
Last song I listened to: Kesha’s Raising Hell!!!!!!!!
Last movie I watched: Uhh... Kiki’s Delivery Service I think
Last Three (3) TV shows I watched: ATLA, Fruits Basket, and Lucifer
Last YouTube video I watched: Been watching a lot of landscaping videos so I can fix my shitty landscaping in the spring lmao Three (3) characters I identify with: Sakura, Shisui, Sokka (ATLA)
Top 3 ships: wow I’m not sure I can answer this. I’m still hella into TobiIzu, Shisui/Sakura, and Sakura/Happiness goddamn it
Books I’m currently reading: Nothing right now, my books are scattered and unorganized
Tagging: anyone!
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Naruto Shippuden E197-201 Notes
So apparently, Danzo did something over the filler arc to become Hokage? Can someone explain what happened to me? I'm a little confused. I'm skipping filler so I went straight from Nagato resurrecting the villagers to this episode.
Karui's voice is really nice.
Holy fuck, Omoi is annoying. I really don't like him.
Wait, when the hell did Tsunade fall into a coma?
How the fuck has Sasuke not been declared a rogue ninja yet?
Seriously, what the fuck? How was he not declared a rogue ninja immediately as he attacked leaf ninja and deserted the villaged to join fucking Orochimaru?
As much as I like Sasuke, this story is way too fucking favorable towards him. It's goddamn bullshit.
Why the fuck would Tsunade even pull those strings with Sasuke? You'd think her experiences with Orochimaru and as a Senju would make her declare him a rogue immediately.
Ugh, I have a feeling I'm gonna hate this arc.
God, I fucking hate you Naruto.
Holy fuck, is Sai finally gonna be relevant again!? Yes, my boy is back!
So Sai's got the caged bird seal too?
Jesus Christ, the Leaf Village is fucking disgusting. I wish this village had been destroyed generations ago.
How the fuck did that escalate so quickly? That was literally the most stupid, irrational thing I've ever seen. Who the hell gets in pointless fights that easily? That went from 0 to 100 in a millisecond.
And what the fuck, Naruto? You could have taken off Sakura's head!
Naruto! You can't just grab a fucking sword! It would still cut right through you! That's the whole point of a fucking sword!
"Why would Sasuke do something like that?" You guys are so fucking stupid. Ya'll act like you even know him. I swear, everytime Sasuke comes up, Sakura's character goes down the gutter. And Naruto's character goes slightly farther down the gutter.
God, Madara has such a sexy voice.
Though I'm pretty sure that's Obito since he's got Kamui.
I still hate that Sasuke thinks of Itachi as a hero now. If anything, after the revelation, Itachi seemed like an even worse person.
I also hate Sasuke's goal of destroying the village. It makes no sense and it's out of character. Sasuke never wanted to destroy the Akatsuki, he just wanted to kill Itachi. Why the fuck would he want to destroy the village now when he knows the only ones responsible who are still alive are Danzo, Homura, and Koharu.
Sakura, please stop being an idiot.
I actually really like Karui. At least when Omoi's not ruining any scene she's in.
Tbh, Omoi is actually tolerable when he's being serious.
Man, Tobi's hair is fucking ridiculous.
Naruto! Sasuke is not your comrade anymore, you fucking moron! He is a traitor!
They're not trying to get vengeance, you moron! They're trying to get justice! They're trying to capture a fucking criminal, you complete and utter moron!
Do trials just not exist in this world?
I get that Kishi's trying to get his themes about hatred and revenge across but it's fucking stupid in every possible way.
Omoi, I fucking hate you.
Sai is the only one with any sense here.
Yeah, and by not betraying Sasuke, he's betraying the village. Betraying pretty much all the villages.
The Reaper Death Seal makes no goddamn sense.
I fucking hate how Naruto always gets his way. It's just fucking given to him too. For once, can Naruto put anything before himself?
Ayyy, back to the Sand Village.
I've said this before but seriously Gaara being Kazekage is so fucking stupid.
Kurotsuchi's only said one line and I think I already like her.
You'd think the Kages would arrive with their own armies as a show of strength rather than just two fucking people. Like seriously, why would just three people go for each nation. It's goddamn stupid, like why not just send diplomats?
Mei's got one hell of a voice actress. Chojuro on the other hand...
Ugh, I can already tell what kind of character Mei is gonna be.
Is this dude's earrings just straight up pieces of paper? Damn this dude must be broke.
I like this Darui guy.
Oh yay, more Sharingan bullshit.
Fuck you, Chojuro. And that other dude is such a fucking gimmick.
Man, Mei could have been a pretty cool character if it weren't for Kishi's usual bullshit.
How is the Raikage walking around in the snow without a fucking shirt on?
WHAT FUCKING VENGEANCE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, NARUTO!? THE ONLY ONES WHO WOULD FIGHT TO AVENGE SASUKE IS YOU, TAKA, AND MAYBE SAKURA! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
Jesus fucking Christ, didn't Naruto get over Sakura like 3 years ago?
Did Yamato just imply that the Leaf could have destroyed the Cloud and that they could have committed yet another genocide and that apparently the Cloud should be thankful that they didn't? What the fuck?
The Raikage's face looks really weird sometimes.
Did Raikage just say concessions are forbidden? What?
Is every goddamn character in this series a moron?
I fucking hate the Raikage.
How are all five villages equally stable if the entire leaf village has been demolished?
Wtf? Orochimaru used the Sand! Not the other way around! And Orochimaru and the Akatsuki were on horrible terms by that point!
I am enjoying this political debate though.
So wait, has the village only existed for like a century at the most?
How the fuck do you think choosing the Hokage to lead the alliance is a good idea when they don't even have a village anymore?
Sakura, will you ever fucking learn?
Sai, fuck off. It's not Sakura's job to coddle Naruto or make sure he's not a fucking idiot. And it's not her damn fault that Naruto won't let go of his damn childhood crush (though sakura is guilty of that too).
Sai, seriously fuck off. Naruto chooses to uphold that fucking promise because he's an idiot. No one is making Naruto do anything, he's doing it to himself. Sakura literally hasn't asked him to do anything since they were twelve.
I can't believe Ino still has this fucking crush.
I swear I hate every single one of these goddamn dumbass characters.
Kiba's the only one here with any damn sense.
That mission would have been a success if Shino was there, just saying.
YOU CAN'T RESCUE SASUKE IF THERE'S NOTHING TO RESCUE HIM FROM!
Holy fucking fuck, is the plot ever going to revolve around anything other than Naruto and Sasuke's dicks.
Did Shikamaru's bitch ass just tell people not to lash out recklessly?
This revenge bullshit is complete garbage. Political situations, authority, and laws would prevent this so-called cycle of hatred. People can't just go around getting revenge every two minutes. At least that's how it would be if the writer had even a fraction of a brain.
I really don't think Kishi understands the difference between vengeance and justice.
Sakura, bitch. You don't cause Naruto pain, he causes himself pain.
Remember that prophecy Aunt Wu gave Sokka? That pretty much describes Naruto.
I mean, Raikage makes a good point for him leading the alliance but he acts like a violent and temperamental fool with no understanding of how to build peace so no to that.
This is goddamn bullshit. Mei is obviously the best choice to lead the alliance.
Wait, what the fuck? That guy has a Byakugan?
How is this guy calling out Danzo for taking Shisui's eye when he obviously took a Hyuga's eye?
Ao really didn't think this through. Can't Danzo just deactivate his Sharingan?
At least Ao sees his own faults.
Goddamn Raikage calm down.
Zetsu made one hell of an entrance.
Damn Zetsu is excited.
Raikage's about to show Zetsu what's up.
Jesus Christ, Naruto you act like an ex who hasn't gotten over it yet.
I hope Madara kills Naruto.
#Naruto#Naruto Shippuden#Barrimyr watches Naruto#Karui#Omoi#Sasuke Uchiha#Tsunade#Naruto Uzumaki#Sai#Gaara#Kurotsuchi#Mei Terumi#Chojuro#Ao#Darui#Raikage#Sakura Haruno#Yamato#notes
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FANDOMS
Most of these are pretty random. Some of them I am personally not caught up on but I know too many spoilers that it doesn’t bother me… To much. This will change if/when more writers come to this one. NOTE THIS IS ALSO LINKS TO THAT FANDOM’S MASTERPOST ✖ - Next, to them means not accepting (at this time) ✔ - Next, to them are accepting (at this time) ✎ - Next, to them means Always Accepting Added those three Symbols for the simple fact we don’t want to be spammed with fandom requests of every fandom when we are busy. We love writing and love mixing our writing with different fandoms, but doing so with this many in one day would be overwhelming. We might, later on, add in a day chart of what fandoms we will tackle what day. They all will be placed in the queue so they will be put up at random times, no order as of right now.
Reminder: Mark what fandom you are requesting for and no more than one fandom per ask! If you have multiple fandoms you want to ask for, send in more asks. We don’t mind the spam!
Fandoms:
✎ - Naruto
Fangirls (Shisui & Y/N) SFW
Puppy Love (Kiba & S/O) SFW ✎ - One Piece
Touch - Marco (Marco & S/O) NSFW
Touch - Law (Law & S/O) NSFW ✖ - Fairy Tails BEST.HUGS.EVER! (Elfman & Y/N) SFW ✖ - Marvel (In General) (This includes things that are not owned by Marvel anymore: X-Men, Star Trek, etc)
Caught (Rocket & S/o) SFW
Lost Puppy (Deadpool) SFW
Meeting Bruce’s Daughter (Hulk & Daughter) SFW
OCD (Steve Rogers & S/O) SFW
Fight (Peter Parker & Future!S/O) SFW ✖ - DC (In General) ✖ - Attack On Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin ✎ - TMNT ✔ - GI Joe (In General) ✔ - Sons of Anarchy
Otto’s Girls (Otto’s Family) SFW, OC Fic
N.O.Y.B. (Tig & Ashlee/Lee) OC Fic, SFW, One Shot
✖ - Avatar: The Last Airbender
Flirting Fail (Sokka & Y/N) SFW ✖ - Legend of Korra ✖ - Death Note ✔ - Ouran Host Club
Cute (Honey & S/O) SFW ✎ - Harry Potter ✖ - InuYasha ✎ - Gravity Falls
Prank War (Pines Family) SFW
First Meetings (Pines Family & Y/N) SFW ✖ - Yu Yu Hakusho
Besides those listed, ask, we might do them if we know them on special occasions or if it is counted under another fandom somehow or another.
Keep in mind, all of these are going to be drabbles, the few scenarios will come probably rarely. RULES SCHEDULE! ANY DAY - Any that has ✎ Sunday - Demons! (InuYasha & YYH) Monday - Avatars & Guilds Tuesday - Ouran Highschool Host Club Wednesday - Ninjas & Titans Thursday - “Bad Guys” (SoA & Death Note) Friday - SUPERHEROES! (Marvel, TMNT, GI Joe, & DC) Saturday - Anything we Want to Post. WE WILL MORE THAN LIKELY CHANGE THIS UP AS TIME GOES ON!
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Fandom Year in Review (2020)
I’ve posted my final story for the day (and the year!) and now it’s time to consult my spreadsheet and put together some numbers. . .
I posted 130 new stories to AO3 this year!
Those stories were for 17 fandoms, 7 of which were new, and 39 ships! Of those ships 12 were new.
I posted a total of 562,810 words to AO3 this year!
I wrote 95 works for 15 Fandom/Multi-Fandom Events!
. . .I intended to give myself fewer deadlines this year than last year. It was not super effective. I also recorded and posted 6 podfics for events.
I also ran one event solo and co-modded another! (Which is ongoing into 2021.)
Fandom Event breakdown:
1 for @kkgweek (2019) 1 for @fandomtrumpshate 25 for Trope Bingo (Round 14) 4 for Smut Monday 5 for @kakaobiweek 1 for @madatobigiftexchange 4 for @the-umino-hours exchanges (several different ones) 9 for @kakayamaweek2020 5 for @kakairu-mini-bang 10 for @sakumoweek +2 podfics 16 for @kakashiweek 2 for @foundersweek +4 podfics 6 for @the-umino-hours Iruka Winter Bingo (ongoing into 2021) 5 for @nejihinata‘s NejiHina Week 1 for @12daysofsterek
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5 of the new stories are minific collections, which along with updates to existing minific collections (of which there are 10), account for a total of 165,934 words.
They are as follows:
Avatar: the Last Airbender~ Zuko/Sokka: 1 minific - 458 words
Castlevania~ 36 minifics - 6,587
Chronicles of Narnia~ 11 minifics - 1,463 words
Greek Mythology~ 6 minifics - 712 words
Kamisama Kiss~ 20 minifics - 4,218 words
Naruto~ Hashirama/Izuna: 9 minifics - 2,240 words Hashirama/Mito: 12 minifics - 2,361 words Hashirama/Mito/Izuna: 1 minific - 440 words Kakashi/Iruka: 77 minifics - 23,815 words Madara/Tobirama: 41 minifics - 12,461 words Madara/Tobirama/Indra: 7 minifics - 2,790 words Orochimaru/Minato: 6 minifics - 1,950 words Sakumo/Orochimaru: 366 minifics - 98,370 words Sakumo/Orochimaru broken: 22 minifics - 5,869 words Tobirama/Indra: 9 minifics - 2,200 words
Naruto total: 550 minifics - 152,496 words
Minific total: 624 minifics - 165,934 words
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I also started recording and posting podfiction this year!
I posted 25 podfics, totalling 4 hours and 6 minutes, this year!
That includes 18 of my own works and 7 belonging to other authors.
Fandom and ship breakdown:
Castlevania (Netflix) - 1 ~Trevor/Alucard - 1 (1 by Kalira)
Good Omens - 2 ~Crowley/Aziraphale - 2 (1 by Kalira | 1 by other author)
Hikaru no Go - 1 ~Shindou/Touya - 1 (1 by Kalira)
Naruto - 21 ~Gen - 3 ~Kakashi/Gai - 1 ~Kakashi/Iruka - 7 ~Madara/Tobirama - 4 ~Sakumo/Orochimaru - 3 ~Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura - 1 (15 by Kalira | 6 by other authors)
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Fandom & Ship Breakdown!
Under a cut because this is quite long enough now. . .
The Addams Family - 1 ~Gen (crossover) - 1
Alice in Wonderland - 1 ~Gen - 1
Antique - 1 ~Jin Hyuk/Sun Woo - 1
Captain Harlock - 5 ~Harlock/Yama - 4 ~Yattaran/Kei - 1
Castlevania (Netflix) - 2 ~Trevor/Alucard - 1 ~minifics, assorted gen with Trevor/Alucard and Dracula/Lisa
Chronicles of Narnia - 1 ~minifics, assorted gen
Flight Rising - 1 ~Gen - 1
Good Omens - 1 ~Crowley/Aziraphale - 1
Harry Potter - 2 ~Harry/Draco - 1 ~Gen - 1
Hikaru no Go - 1 ~Shindou/Touya - 1
Kamisama Kiss - 2 ~Tomoe/Akura Ou ~minifics, assorted gen and Tomoe/Akura Ou
Marginal Prince - 2 ~Red/Henri - 1 ~Sylvaine/Haruya - 1
Mary Stayed Out All Night -2 ~Mary OT3 - 2
Naruto - 106 ~Gen - 16 ~Gai/Iruka - 2 ~Hashirama/Madara/Tobirama - 1 ~Hashirama/Mito/Izuna - 1 ~Hashirama/Tobirama - 1 ~Iruka/Genma - 1 ~Kagami/Danzou - 1 ~Kakashi/Gai - 1 ~Kakashi/Iruka - 25 ~Kakashi/Obito - 5 ~Kakashi/Sakura/Tenzou - 1 ~Kakashi/Sakura - 1 ~Kakashi/Shisui - 2 ~Kakashi/Tenzou - 11 ~Kakashi/Tenzou/Iruka - 3 ~Kiba/Sakura - 1 ~Lee/Sakura - 2 ~Madara/Tobirama- 5 ~Madara/Touka - 2 ~Neji/Hinata - 5 ~Neji/Lee - 1 ~Sakumo/Kari (OC) - 1 ~Sakumo/Orochimaru - 16 ~Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura - 1 ~Tobirama/Indra - 1
Teen Wolf - 2 ~Stiles/Derek - 1 ~Gen, crossover with Addams Family - 1
Tiger & Bunny - 1 ~Keith/Agnes
Voltron: Legendary Defender - 1 ~Shiro/Keith - 1
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I have written and posted so much this year and had so much fun! I'm not done writing for the day/year yet, but my next post to AO3 will be tomorrow and in next year! I have so many plans, and some ongoing deadlines even, so keep an eye out!
Happy New Year!
~Kalira
#AO3#year in revew#AO3 Year In Review#ships#fandoms#about Kalira's writing#about Kalira's podficcing#numbers#Fandom Year in Review
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