#shippy dippy time

[bleepyear]

What if Ghost wants to sit on Soap’s lap for a change??

And here are the uncolored and non-purple versions, because I always think they end up looking better for some reason

[eggceereal]

!!! BRO YOU GOTTA SHOW ME YOUR ROBOTSONA!!! ROBOT SOLIDARITY

HERE I DOODLED IT UP RLLY QUICK FDGSDFG

[benreillyscarletspider]

Red Dwarf Series One Starter Sentences

“Have you ever been hit over the head with a welding mallet?”

“The only reason they don't give this job to the service robots is they've got a better union than us.”

“You touch that guitar, [name], I'll remove the E string and garrote you with it.”

“ Can I do anything? Is it OK if I breathe? Can I breathe?”

“This is not cheating! It's merely an aid to memory. Helps me marshal the facts already in my command.”

“What does this mean? What does any of it mean? I've covered my body in complete and utter and total absolute nonsense gibberish!”

“Although you exist, you no longer exist in time, and, for you, time itself does not exist. You see, although you're still a mass, you are no longer an event in space-time; you are a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero.”

“I've been on my own for three million years, and I'm just used to saying what I think. I think I've gone a bit peculiar, to tell you the truth.”

“ Never again will I be able to brush a rose against my cheek, cradle a laughing child, or interfere with a woman sexually.”

“Lots of people have died. Lots of people have died and then gone on and done really, really well.”

“I know it's wrong of me to speak ill of the dead and all that, but you're still a smeghead.”

“Looking nice. No, wait a minute. I'm looking better than nice. I'm looking dangerous.”

“He's your father? No wonder you're so ugly.”

“You are how you look, and I look like a complete and total tit!”

“Switch me on, switch me off, like I'm some battery-powered sex aid.”

“Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. It doesn't screw your career up like it used to.”

“It's gonna take 4000 years just to turn around. You can't do a three point turn when you're this close to lightspeed, you know.”

“You'll be in your element if insects are in control.You'll probably get a decent job at last.”

“Oh, just because I'm a toaster, I'm tone deaf?”

“Watch my lips. What ... is ... hap ... pening?”

“Hey, it hasn't happened, has it? It has ‘will have going to have happened' happened, but it hasn't actually 'happened' happened yet, actually.”

“It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that.”

“You know, I wish I was someone else. Then I could kiss me.”

“It's not fair. There's loads of things I've never done. Like... I've never had a prawn vindaloo. And I've never read... A book. And I wanted to have a family. And I wanted to have loads of practice in the things that you've got to do to get a family.”

“You can't whack death on the head!”

“ If he comes near me, I'm gonna rip his nipples off!”

“Yeah, well, everyone dies. You're born, and you die. The bit in the middle's called life, and that's still to come!”

“That woman's out of your league. She's just too classy for you.”

“I'm looking nice. My hair is nice. My face is nice. My suit is nice. I'm looking really nice!”

“You really must think I'm stupid. I'll deal with you two later.”

“You've got the brains of diarrhea and the breeding of a maggot.”

“I laughed so hard I nearly puked.”

“Of course you're tense, you rectum-faced pygmy!”

“Well, we'll give him ten seconds to come back from the dead, and, if he hasn't managed it, we'll presume I'm in charge.”

“If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to [Name].”

“It's obviously beyond me. I've got more teeth than brain cells, remember?”

“What's the point of buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast?”

“My mind is open to new cultures, and new ways of looking at and doing things.”

“There's nobody out there. No alien monsters, no Zargon warships, no beautiful blondes with beehive hairdos who say 'Show me some more of this Earth thing called kissing.’.”

“If there's no one out there, what's the point in existence? Why are we here?”

“Smooth with a capital SMOO.”

“Hey, you monkeys are smarter than I thought.”

“I just don't know why I bother. I'd get more sense out of a squashed hedgehog.”

“Six breasts!? Imagine making love to a woman with six breasts!”

“Imagine making love to a woman!”

“This is terrible. Holy wars. Killing. They're just using religion as an excuse to be extremely crappy to each other.”

“I'm not a god! I've just been... Misquoted.”

“That's a fearsome hat.”

“I renounced coolness, and chose the righteous path of slobbiness.”

“But, as one by one we died, my faith died also.”

“I was thinking it might help pass the time if I created a perfectly functioning replica of a woman, capable of independent decision-making and abstract thought and absolutely undetectable from the real thing.”

“It must mean something. You don't dream about someone that you don't feel something for.”

“I once had a dream about a baboon but that doesn't mean I want to go to bed with it.”

“I happen to agree with their philosophy that love is a sickness that holds back your career and makes you want to spend all your money.”

“Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn.”

“What makes us different from animals is we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals.”

“Hey, this has been a good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine.Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something.”

“If you weren't my friend, I'd steal your shoes.”

“No, you're a filthy, stinking, loathsome,disgusting object I wouldn't be seen dead with in a plague pit.”

“I just love that accent. It makes me go all wibbly!”

“Bet you've got a terminal disease.Always happens to the people who least expect it.”

“Forget those losers. Let's go party.”

“Oh, he's drunk. Yes. I can smell it from here.”

“Ding dong! Another great idea from the people who brought you beer milkshakes!”

“Why should she be interested in you?”

“Yeah, why should she be interested in me?”

“You're great! You're an incredibly seductive, charming, charismatic, young stud!”

“You've got a body like a coat hanger! How can you make a spacesuit look like evening wear?”

“In space, no one can hear you cha-cha-cha!”

“He didn't suffer! I just fed him into the waste grinder and flushed his bits into space.”

“Who told you you needed oxygen, huh? Some loser who was trying to make you feel small.”

“Look, if she comes back and she's not interested, I can handle it.”

“A-ha! The Pop-Up Kama Sutra - Zero Gravity Edition!”

“My death is one of the most important things that ever happened to me.”

“Are you saying you never became an officer because you shared your quarters with someone who hummed?”

“Hey, I'm looking so good today! If I looked any better, I'd be illegal!”

“I am feeling very, very sexy!”

“Sensual emergency! Good lovin' needed bad!”

“I'm far, far, far too much of a gentleman to stoop to that kind of shower-room mentality.”

“Well, I'm sorry I didn't have time to sit down and bash out a speech in iambic pentameter. I was hit in the face by an atomic explosion.”

“SHUT UP, YA DEAD GIT!”

“STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YA FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!”

“Nothing major. But it goes without saying: IT WAS HIS FAULT!”

“Will you two guys just grow up?”

“ This can't go on. One of youse has gotta go.”

“Ippy-dippy, my space shippy, on a course so true; past Neptune and Pluto's moon, the one I choose is you.”

“I don't believe it. I've been ippy-dippied to death.”

“There's precious little entertainment on this ship. I mean, if you can't attend the odd execution, what have you got left?”

“I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time,they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup!”

[barin-mclegg]

You’re all awesome

I can’t express how much these people mean to me. i can’t express how much this site changed my life. I can’t think about life without these people anymore.

Even if you’re someone that comes every so often and likes 2 or 3 things that’s great thanks. ( @shippy-dippy )

Even if you’re not super active and you probably won’t see this. ( i still feel like i need to tag you because it all started by you @xjunjox )

Even if you’re someone i know for a longer time that is an awesome person and really a load of people know them by name and i’d gladly call them my friend. ( @nxsuper )

Even if you came just recently and cheered me up immediately to make me continue my story. ( @stainedglassthreads )

Even if i know you for a longer time and you’re not that well known, i don’t care if you’re known or not, you could be just as well known as my dad’s grandma (i don’t even know her name) and i wouldn’t care cause if we’re friends we’re friends. ( @someonebehindthescreen )

Even if we don’t really have contact, and i maybe still see you as a friend. ( @quiensecomioelpie @the-blog-of-great-shenigans )

Even if i don’t contact a lot, and i don’t want to take you time that you could use to help people who need it much more then me. ( @xxmileikaivanaxx, @captainthane )

Even if i don’t know you and you’re just looking from afar scared to interact.

Anon or no anon, fandom or no fandom, lost or not...

All welcomed.

Didn’t matter, never did.

I came here, i told them hello, i didn’t have any special introduction i just came and was accepted.

No second thought, just here, just welcome.

All these beautiful people, just don’t hurt them, because indirectly we’re all friends and if you hurt one, you got everyone ringing your door like angry neighbors. I can tell you that’s not fun.

BELIEVE ME YOU DON’T WANT THAT.

don’t forget my discord buddehs! @sillyseal @usagichan97 @dey. just dey. jk @spaceristov

You’re all awesome.

All of you, every person tagged above, can achieve anything if you set your mind to it. Anyone at all, not just the people i tagged above, i bet i missed loads of people, who are all awesome. All you need is some DETERMINATION and IMAGINATION and you can achieve anything. That dream of becoming an artist? or a songwriter? or just a writer? or a millionaire? (maybe idk) if you’re really serious about it, you can do it.

No matter what skin color, or gender, or age, or country, or family, or ANYTHING AT ALL. IT DOESN’T MATTER. What matters is you. And you can make the choice to care about what they say. You can make the choice to care about that pronoun or that racist thing they said. I know, it’s easier said then done, believe me I KNOW. I myself deal with anger issues every so often, not extreme but not mild.

You’re all great. You’re awesome. And i missed a whole lot of people that are awesome and i am aware of that. This is just a few i know. Please, feel free to add more awesome peeps, not that i’d get any notes.

By the way, this discord server really does have the best huggers.... And the biggest flirts.

Oh, and merry (early) christmas!

NNNNNNNEGH <3

[styx-n-stone]

20 QUESTIONS Tagged by @wheel-of-time Name: Nat Star sign: Cancer Height: 5′6″ Time right now: 1:57 pm Last thing i googled: sapphire dream meaning (I had a dream where I saw sapphire necklaces in a store and it seemed significant. Apparently it means I've chosen a good soul mate.. but I'm single and not interested in anyone now??? Am I my own soulmate) Favorite music artist: It fluctuates, sometimes it's Foster the people, sometimes lorde, sometimes The Who. Depends on my mood. Last movie watched: hairspray, against my will. That movie bugs me and I don't know why. Last TV show watched: a music documentary I think. What are you wearing: Minnie shirt What kind of stuff do you post: Art, Steven u, Undertale, anything that catches my eye. Do i have any other blogs?: my Undertale RP blog @ask-willow-wisp ! favorite animal(s): Owls! Foxes and wolves are very close. Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw Pokemon team: Uh.. like PG or enemy? I like to think I'm either mystic or instinct. And team rocket is a classic. MBTI: INTP Moral alignment: true neutral or lawful neutral. Like to stay in the middle tbh Cat or dog person?: Cat person. Or a really calm dog person like a basset hound. Favorite color?: Lavender and navy blue Favorite Characters: Pretty much everyone in Steven universe, I think my favorite Undertale character is either Asgore or frisk. (I can't draw asgore so I usually stick with frisk. Asgore is such a sweetheart and horrible at decisions. I just kinda want to hug him ya know?) How Many blankets do you sleep with?: 5 How many pillows do you sleep with?: 8 Dream job?: storyboard artist or character designer Current number of followers: 414ish? Why did i pick my url?: something I wouldn't feel like changing that would always be true. Dream trip: Scotland! Or just around the world to learn art stuff! Tag people: @shippy-dippy @auntkailen And anyone up for it

[bleepyear]

Love me some dinfeld. I've been neglecting them 😩

[bleepyear]

To go with chapter 3 of Upward Swing on AO3 :3

The reference for this was from The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Pedro has a kissing scene that I just couldn't get out of my head, and thus, this drawing was birthed into the world <3

[bleepyear]

Totally forgot to post this on here after sharing it on discord forever ago lol. Din and Migs taking a photo for the scrapbook after a mission success <3

[bleepyear]

Happy Valentine's Day <3

[bleepyear]

Late Christmas drawing. Sorry

Here's the version without the background and wreath

[bleepyear]

Surprise kisses!

I just basically redrew the previous dinfeld one I posted to be bobadin instead because I have no dignity

[bleepyear]

Dinfeld Fairytale AU anyone?

[bleepyear]

Inspired by chapter 7 of "So You Accidently Married a Mando" by @urisarang on AO3. Such a good dinfeld story, that I am absolutely DYING to get an update for. Perhaps I can bribe my way into another chapter?

But really, no pressure. I just love it so much!!

[bleepyear]

Read through the dinfeld story, Without Shape by @chelseadearfromao3 on AO3 for like the 10th time, and that one scene from chapter 12 inspired me <3

Seriously, go read it if you haven't already. It's incredible so far!!

[bleepyear]

I like them. A lot

posted this on the dinfeld server and forgot to put it here

[bleepyear]

Sometimes words can't convey feelings the way that simple touches can