#shipost i do

[katiekatdragon27]

A silly assortment of Flatland shitposts from yours truly~

Some of these are older than others lol.

Og images below cut:

Have a good one dudes!

[viridiave]

Text: Rune magic is amplified with alcohol, though it gets infinitely harder to control.

i saw this post below and I hope someone can link me to the original but this was my IMMEDIATE thought when I remembered that Balogar canonically cannot hold his fucking liquor

[xullian]

If we gave fresh sans drugs what you thinking his favourite would be

(We find an au where he isnt against drugs)

Oooooooo def lsd and weed i dont think hed like the hard ones like cocaine or heroine at all.

Fresh sans by loverofpiggies

[nebbies-silly-spacecorener]

throwback to this one time back in like. October. When me and @insane-tamagotchi-evie were just chatting and then suddenly I was like "yo dude what if I gave PAL mettaton's legs" and it lead to this monstrous creature i have created by my own hands. thank you fazie funbear for making this game or else this cosmic abomination wouldn't have ever existed [/hj]

should i redraw this abomination to all forms of gods, yes or no

[heartonxions]

sorry folks

[connorconfinement]

mfs when they see art

[persy-r-bozo]

Me and my friends went on a small vacation and the hotel room has this painting.

Why.... why?

Why did they put a Clipart cabin on it?

Why is that there?

[cafeleningrad]

I mean we barely know how economics actually works in Fóadlan (a CHAMOMILE tea (basic herb one could grow anywhere) costs the same as a sword wtf?!) but supposing that clothes aren’t produced with magic involved... How rich are the Varleys and Glousters? How can they afford so. much. pruple. dye? In the middle of a continent wide war, Bernadetta runs around in a purple dress, Lorenz is dressed head to toe in purple, evne his armour is purple. Fittingly in her status of Empress, Edelgard wears all crimson, but neither she nor Ferdinand are this pompous.

[quotidian-oblivion]

Sometimes, I love being a theater kid/drama queen. Earlier, we were deciding what movie to watch, and I suggested an old classic one: 'Liar, Liar'. My mother, however, said that movie was boring.

Immediately, I started wailing like a grieving banshee on the floor. I blubbered and asked, "What about The Mask?" And when she further put out that she didn't like Jim Carrey, I screeched in grief and faceplanted on the floor, giving everyone an earache.

It was excellent. I truly harnessed my inner Dick Grayson and Jason Todd. Because my dad agreed to put on The Mask now and I can't wait.

[czlowiekz1nogawgrobie]

People who are afraid of getting wrinkles and stretch marks and grey hair astound me.

Those are little gifts life gives you to show that you've lived and you're scared of them?

You're gonna age anyway might as well have something to show for it. Instead of trying to be the prettiest corpse in the cemetery by trying to preserve your 'beauty' so hard you forget to enjoy life.

[minmin-vs-physics]

[26/9/24] prof makes a dollar, i make a dime, and that's why i shipost in office hour time. (it was a slow hour! i do my job just fine!)

my qft pset is turned in, probably rife with sign errors, but i must move on. im actually itching to work on my research, but i have to cram for the physics gre now. god, im so annoyed at that test. im so frustrated today (probably bc i need to wash my hair)

[randomnameless]

Now maybe I’m not one to talk since I did write a college paper on video game characters, but that essay feels so… empty? It reminds me of someone in another fandom who diagnosed a character they didn’t like with hisitrionic personality disorder.

(For the record, my paper was about character design and use of contrasting colour. Mario & Luigi we’re big ones, as was Dante & Vergil, and Superman’s brighter colour-scheme compared to Batman’s more muted one, but I also made use of the Christmas Cavs archetype)

Ooh, your paper sounds interesting, I never really thought about the contrast in colours, but now that you mentioned it, there are reasons why characters have a certain palet in a media and why, idk, "red" doesn't universaly means "enemy unit" but in some media is the color of the hero!

Back to the Supreme Essay...

Well, it's an essay about a game where the devs forgot to hire a continuity guy, and the commonly accepted reason as for why Thales didn't nuke Supreme Leader, Rhea and all of the Nabateans during the Gronder mock battle is because the Agarthans are crap cartoon vilains.

Discussing this game seriously will obviously lead to emptiness, or 60k words of projection but that's basically a fanfic at this point lol.

A redshit post or a redshit essay is still a redshit form of wank, and sometimes you just see behind the tiny veil of "I'm just a normal fan who loves this game/thing so much" that the 10k words using "big" words 75% of the readers don't understand like "feudalism" (special mention to an admirer who felt like they had to tell me, under a shitpost, that feudalism was BaD. Hope you're doing okay !) or "caste system" are just a pretense to give some sort of aura of authority to that fan.

"XYZ wrote 10k words about that topic, that means they thought a lot about it and if they managed to develop their argument that well, I don't need to read it to know they have a point."

"ABC wrote an essay about why PZM is true? Well, it's an essay, it's a serious work, so they must be right!"

I am not saying this is why the person who wrote the Supreme essay did it or anything of the sort - however, after seeing certain patters in this fandom from people who pretend to be BNF and spending a certain time on redshit, I can draw some conclusions.

Nonsensical and shiposting redshits are the most welcoming ones where you're just here to have a quick fun and maybe laugh at a meme or two.

iamverysmart and the other redshits were people take themselves very seriously and exchange in 10k words essay form are a pain to navigate, and from what I could see, the atmosphere there is either toxic, or subdued because you have BNF and their doxa (and armies of downvoters I guess?) and you can't really argue against the flow.

Now, I'm not saying you can't write 10k words essays, for fandom!, about characters, hell I made this blog to rant and nerd about my favorite characters nearly 10 years ago, and sometimes the ranting goes a bit overboard!

But Redshit isn't the place to exchange in 10k words essay form and writing in an essay form doesn't make the thesis supported or the argument or the fan who wrote it themselves "better" than the one who is receiving it/disagrees with it.

I mean, in 5 words or in 15k words, a headcanon is a headcanon lol

But in an era of discourse - especially since redshit encourages and welcomes those kinds of interactions with the karma counter - empty essays are sadly not that uncommon.

[shimano-futoshi]

maybe i missed a metamano post amidst all the shiposts (shimano posts) but do u have a theory for why shimano was killed off in 1?

It's not like he has an irl actor face claim, i don't think? he's a great character visually + story-wise, it seems a waste. the one reason i could see (besides canon writing go brrrrr) is that he's a product of a period that's no longer around in later games, but even then it would be fun to see him adapt (or fail).

No, no, not metamano missed. I've never had a theory about why he was killed off. Like, any real theory at least. My thought is that, like, Yakuza 1 wasn't thought of to be a start of a franchise. It was, originally, a one-off. I think its popularity was a surprise, and that's why there really wasn't much continuation between Y1 and Y2. Sure Terada came back as a Secret Korean(TM) but come on, really? Like, great! Y'know? When there's precedent for success there's gonna be more chance of a sorta continous plot. But, since there wasn't with Y1, well, there wasn't. Sure, Y0 helped a lil', but you can't do much with "That guy who dies at the end of the sequel" because you wanna focus on Majima more. How he came to be. (Even if I feel that, even then, like, come on. You can do better than that! Why did they have to include Nishitani man!!!!!!!!!!!!) You get me? Like. The Yakuza series has never been the bastion of Look! Context! But I wish it was. That's what I appreciate in a story. A continuation, really. You're right. The period is gone. Like, literally. It's forgotten. Every game has the same problem. It's kinda just like. Yakuza 1+(X). I would've loved to see him in later games. Adapt, fail, or anything in between! Just something to provide fan fave majima with a bit more context other than He Kinda Mad Tho!

[wandapinkay]

Soooo @niki-the-sylph just commissioned me a redraw of a shipost featuring one of their dogs, Toshi, and I absolutely loved working on it First time I get to draw something silly like this btw, would do again :Dc Also yes, that's comic sans Hope you also enjoy feral dog menace

Original meme under the cut

[finalfivecarts]

Hi! im @finalfivecarts but you can just call me sandwich :D

my art is tagged as #my art and im in multiple fandoms. also its most shiposts cuz making good art is hard without the funny.

I dont really have a strict dni, just the regular of no bigots, terfs, or zionists. However, I do not want +18 only and nsfw blogs to follow me (even if that's unlikely), thank you

[manofmanymons]

Haven't done a total shipost in a minute uhhh

Survive kids as dumb shit my siblings and I did as children

Saki: pretending sunny d is rum and acting drunk

Minoru: goading other people into daring him to lick things

Kaito: climbing high places and then jumping off to see how high he can go before getting injured

Miu: ALWAYS waiting until her parents get to the count of 3 before doing The Task

Ryo: if I walk under this swarm of bees slowly and calmly, surely none of them will hurt me

Takuma: how fast can I run down this hill without tripping and dying

Aoi: insisting she is NOT hurt and is NOT crying while bleeding all over the place

Shuuji: spilling glitter glue all over the couch and having the genius idea to eat it before anyone can find out