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Oh shit
Nice.
do not put fucking "i hate u" on my posts, i don't fucking know you like that and you won't talk to me that goddamn way, bitch.
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FINE! I WANT TO SEE SHIMANO BOOTY OK??? WAS IT THAT UNEXPECTED????
do not put fucking "i hate u" on my posts, i don't fucking know you like that and you won't talk to me that goddamn way, bitch.
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I would also like to know where you find this.
Please. I would like to know where I can find more
do not put fucking "i hate u" on my posts, i don't fucking know you like that and you won't talk to me that goddamn way, bitch.
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Oi mr egghe- I mean Shimano, what do you think about Nishida?
NISHI-WHO?! I've never 'eard of 'im before in my l- Wait. I'm gettin' a call 'ere.
Uh huh. Mhmm. My son's- I mean, Majima's friend? Mhhmmrrrggnnnmm. Oh! Well! Thanks for lettin' me know. Yeah. Goodbye. Bye. Byebye. See ya. Yeah, bye, bye. Love ya bye. I will pick up some bread. Bye.
Nishida? Yes, I've 'eard of 'im. Sagawa's just told me about 'im, in fact. Sounds like 'e's very loyal to my Mad Dog, and not afraid of the graft! I respect that. A lot. And 'e, much like another very rugged, handsome, tough, and brilliant Patriar- man, I meant man- I know, he has "Shi" in his name. That's a great guy in my books!
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@sega you owe me 1 trillion ShimanoBucks for the use of my shimaNo FuToshi in your new game: Like A Dragon: Yakuza Pirate in Hawaii. Thanks to the GLORIOUS STATE of the Crypto market as of late, you owe me $4.91, coverted to pleb money. Thanks in advance.
Hey guys. Big announcement! As a celebration for 500 followers here on Tumblr, I am finally caving in to all the requests and releasing some NFTs! Pick up your shimaNo FuToshis now! Here is the first wave of them. Thank you to the very talented artist that made these. They wished to remain anonymous but I heard they are very talented and supremely cool haha. Well, time for introductions! From top to bottom, left to right, there is: Blue Shimano. Pirate Shimano. Shimano Smoking Weed. Robot Shimano with Cool Chainsaw Hands. Blue Pirate Shimano. Blue Pirate Shimano Smoking Weed. Blue Pirate Robot Shimano Smoking Weed with Cool Chainsaw Hands. And Gold Shimano. Each available for the low low price of $5000.
No refunds.
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SkibidI-gawa!!!! Skibidi, skibidi-gawa!!!!
rest in peace to sagawa. you would've loved skibidi toilet
#He would go absolutely crazy for this. He would fucking love this#Me however. Hate this. What have I become man. What the fuck#Sagawa Tsukasa#Skibidigawa
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Shimano if he was WOKE!!!!!!!
Stheyano Futothem
#Shimanoposting#Yakuza#I hate to say it I really do but Shimano would canonically be very anti woke. Despite having a gay ass son#Shimano Futoshi
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rest in peace to sagawa. you would've loved skibidi toilet
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SHIMANO SPOTTED
YARRRRRR SHIMVER ME SHIMBERS!!!!! WHAT A WONDEROUS BOUNTY OF BOOTY! AND THE PRIMO SEADOG HIMSELF IS THERE???? YARRR! WAIT! WHAT'S THAT OVER THE DEEP BLUE HORIZON?! IS THAT A LEAKED SKIN FOR SHIMANO??? THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!!!
#Shimano is already very excited. He used to be a pirate kid when he was younger#Also. Like. Just in general: what da fuk are they doin over there#ShimanoAsks#Piratemano#YARRRRR IT'S BALDBEARD THE PIRATE
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i have brain damage
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Commission for my arch-nemesis @shimano-futoshi
© 2020 Antonia Alksnis
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#look i couldnt think about any other tojo clan aligned women ok?#Yakuza#Dojima Yayoi#Dojima Sohei#Not even Sohei Fridei. CRAZY#Goromi#Kiryu Kazuma
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@shimano-futoshi
#Good lord#SIX YEARS AGO#I remember this#One of the first shimano slanders i had to experience early on in my Shcareer#Very excellent. Smooth edit.#Yolkmano
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Kiryu meeting an aggressive bald yakuza during the Sotenbori episode of the live action series: Hey. Name's Kiryu. Who are you
Not Shimano:
You think we'll get our best USDA Grade S egg in the Amazon live action?
I REALLY HOPE SO BUT!!
I wanna say this guy is Shimano. Please let this be shimano. I think he could be because 1: bald 2: katana
If he isnt then brother it's so shimanover. there's no futocoming back from this one fellas
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