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Real talk here. I love problematic characters.

Like, really, problematic.

Shimano doesn't even scratch the surface, I'll be honest.

I still love him, yeah!

But he isn't even that problematic.

I wish he was.

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I would, but I know not many people would like the Majima I do

I should really make a Yakuza AU

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I should really make a Yakuza AU

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I have Thoughts about Shimano but got dam i really need to play 3 and onwards first mang. To see if my shuspicions are correc

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Oi mr egghe- I mean Shimano, what do you think about Nishida?

NISHI-WHO?! I've never 'eard of 'im before in my l- Wait. I'm gettin' a call 'ere.

Uh huh. Mhmm. My son's- I mean, Majima's friend? Mhhmmrrrggnnnmm. Oh! Well! Thanks for lettin' me know. Yeah. Goodbye. Bye. Byebye. See ya. Yeah, bye, bye. Love ya bye. I will pick up some bread. Bye.

Nishida? Yes, I've 'eard of 'im. Sagawa's just told me about 'im, in fact. Sounds like 'e's very loyal to my Mad Dog, and not afraid of the graft! I respect that. A lot. And 'e, much like another very rugged, handsome, tough, and brilliant Patriar- man, I meant man- I know, he has "Shi" in his name. That's a great guy in my books!

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@sega you owe me 1 trillion ShimanoBucks for the use of my shimaNo FuToshi in your new game: Like A Dragon: Yakuza Pirate in Hawaii. Thanks to the GLORIOUS STATE of the Crypto market as of late, you owe me $4.91, coverted to pleb money. Thanks in advance.

Hey guys. Big announcement! As a celebration for 500 followers here on Tumblr, I am finally caving in to all the requests and releasing some NFTs! Pick up your shimaNo FuToshis now! Here is the first wave of them. Thank you to the very talented artist that made these. They wished to remain anonymous but I heard they are very talented and supremely cool haha. Well, time for introductions! From top to bottom, left to right, there is: Blue Shimano. Pirate Shimano. Shimano Smoking Weed. Robot Shimano with Cool Chainsaw Hands. Blue Pirate Shimano. Blue Pirate Shimano Smoking Weed. Blue Pirate Robot Shimano Smoking Weed with Cool Chainsaw Hands. And Gold Shimano. Each available for the low low price of $5000.

No refunds.

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SkibidI-gawa!!!! Skibidi, skibidi-gawa!!!!

rest in peace to sagawa. you would've loved skibidi toilet

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Shimano if he was WOKE!!!!!!!

Stheyano Futothem

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rest in peace to sagawa. you would've loved skibidi toilet

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SHIMANO SPOTTED

YARRRRRR SHIMVER ME SHIMBERS!!!!! WHAT A WONDEROUS BOUNTY OF BOOTY! AND THE PRIMO SEADOG HIMSELF IS THERE???? YARRR! WAIT! WHAT'S THAT OVER THE DEEP BLUE HORIZON?! IS THAT A LEAKED SKIN FOR SHIMANO??? THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!!!

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i have brain damage

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