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insane guest on talk tuah this week

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"What if Goromi was more in line with Majima's personal style post-Zero and also from the 1980's" was a thought I followed to it's inevitable conclusion last night

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Sorry, Waz. No Shimano Bot 9001 this year. I will admit, ya have been a good Shimano Family member this year, but I spent all my toy budget on coal and fugu. But, never fear! For Shanta Claus is here, with the most special-est, bestest, most valuable-est gift of all!

See ya next year! SHO-SHO-SHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

SHO-SHO-OH!!! I didn't see ya there!

Welcome to my Toy Shworkshop (Shimano Workshop)! I'm just finishin' these final couple'a toys for my final round on the sleigh with my Mad Reindeers of Shanta! I think Majiprancer should lead the next one. Wild one 'e is! Sho-sho-sho! So, did ya enjoy your Shim-mas this year? SHWHAT??? Ya HAVEN'T HAD IT YET??? OH SHNO-SHNO-SHNO!!!! Now, where were my manners??? What's ya name? Wow, what a wonderful name! Now, let me consult the Shnice (Shimano Nice) Shlist (Shimano List), so I can get ya ya present!

Shmmmmm, Mmshmmmm... Ah! Her- no.. Not here. Shmmmm.....! How'd ya spell it again? M? Or was that an N? A? J, then an I? Ya sure? Ok, one shmoment! Shmm... Sh-oh no....

You're not on this list. You've been Shnaughty this year, haven't ya? Well, I believe in making doubly, no, TRIPLY, sure. Let me get my most trusted Shelf (Shimano Elf) to bring me the SHNAUGHTY LIST. Ohhhhh Sagawa the Shelf!!!!

Here ya go, Shanta, I've brought ya the SHNAUGHTY LIST.

AH! Right there, plain as day, on the SHNAUGHTY LIST! I've heard ya called Shimano Futoshi "an egg" 37 times this year???? And ya said he "wasn't a good villain" and "looks like he smells of onions"!!!! How dare ya! Right, that's it.

Take this and get out. BEHAVE BETTER NEXT YEAR. AND STOP CALLING ME- I MEAN, ME FRIEND SHIMANO- AN EGG

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SHO-SHO-OH!!! I didn't see ya there!

Welcome to my Toy Shworkshop (Shimano Workshop)! I'm just finishin' these final couple'a toys for my final round on the sleigh with my Mad Reindeers of Shanta! I think Majiprancer should lead the next one. Wild one 'e is! Sho-sho-sho! So, did ya enjoy your Shim-mas this year? SHWHAT??? Ya HAVEN'T HAD IT YET??? OH SHNO-SHNO-SHNO!!!! Now, where were my manners??? What's ya name? Wow, what a wonderful name! Now, let me consult the Shnice (Shimano Nice) Shlist (Shimano List), so I can get ya ya present!

Shmmmmm, Mmshmmmm... Ah! Her- no.. Not here. Shmmmm.....! How'd ya spell it again? M? Or was that an N? A? J, then an I? Ya sure? Ok, one shmoment! Shmm... Sh-oh no....

You're not on this list. You've been Shnaughty this year, haven't ya? Well, I believe in making doubly, no, TRIPLY, sure. Let me get my most trusted Shelf (Shimano Elf) to bring me the SHNAUGHTY LIST. Ohhhhh Sagawa the Shelf!!!!

Here ya go, Shanta, I've brought ya the SHNAUGHTY LIST.

AH! Right there, plain as day, on the SHNAUGHTY LIST! I've heard ya called Shimano Futoshi "an egg" 37 times this year???? And ya said he "wasn't a good villain" and "looks like he smells of onions"!!!! How dare ya! Right, that's it.

Take this and get out. BEHAVE BETTER NEXT YEAR. AND STOP CALLING ME- I MEAN, ME FRIEND SHIMANO- AN EGG

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Oh shit

Nice.

do not put fucking "i hate u" on my posts, i don't fucking know you like that and you won't talk to me that goddamn way, bitch.

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FINE! I WANT TO SEE SHIMANO BOOTY OK??? WAS IT THAT UNEXPECTED????

do not put fucking "i hate u" on my posts, i don't fucking know you like that and you won't talk to me that goddamn way, bitch.

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I would also like to know where you find this.

Please. I would like to know where I can find more

do not put fucking "i hate u" on my posts, i don't fucking know you like that and you won't talk to me that goddamn way, bitch.

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Oi mr egghe- I mean Shimano, what do you think about Nishida?

NISHI-WHO?! I've never 'eard of 'im before in my l- Wait. I'm gettin' a call 'ere.

Uh huh. Mhmm. My son's- I mean, Majima's friend? Mhhmmrrrggnnnmm. Oh! Well! Thanks for lettin' me know. Yeah. Goodbye. Bye. Byebye. See ya. Yeah, bye, bye. Love ya bye. I will pick up some bread. Bye.

Nishida? Yes, I've 'eard of 'im. Sagawa's just told me about 'im, in fact. Sounds like 'e's very loyal to my Mad Dog, and not afraid of the graft! I respect that. A lot. And 'e, much like another very rugged, handsome, tough, and brilliant Patriar- man, I meant man- I know, he has "Shi" in his name. That's a great guy in my books!

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@sega you owe me 1 trillion ShimanoBucks for the use of my shimaNo FuToshi in your new game: Like A Dragon: Yakuza Pirate in Hawaii. Thanks to the GLORIOUS STATE of the Crypto market as of late, you owe me $4.91, coverted to pleb money. Thanks in advance.

Hey guys. Big announcement! As a celebration for 500 followers here on Tumblr, I am finally caving in to all the requests and releasing some NFTs! Pick up your shimaNo FuToshis now! Here is the first wave of them. Thank you to the very talented artist that made these. They wished to remain anonymous but I heard they are very talented and supremely cool haha. Well, time for introductions! From top to bottom, left to right, there is: Blue Shimano. Pirate Shimano. Shimano Smoking Weed. Robot Shimano with Cool Chainsaw Hands. Blue Pirate Shimano. Blue Pirate Shimano Smoking Weed. Blue Pirate Robot Shimano Smoking Weed with Cool Chainsaw Hands. And Gold Shimano. Each available for the low low price of $5000.

No refunds.

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SkibidI-gawa!!!! Skibidi, skibidi-gawa!!!!

rest in peace to sagawa. you would've loved skibidi toilet

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Shimano if he was WOKE!!!!!!!

Stheyano Futothem

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rest in peace to sagawa. you would've loved skibidi toilet

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SHIMANO SPOTTED

YARRRRRR SHIMVER ME SHIMBERS!!!!! WHAT A WONDEROUS BOUNTY OF BOOTY! AND THE PRIMO SEADOG HIMSELF IS THERE???? YARRR! WAIT! WHAT'S THAT OVER THE DEEP BLUE HORIZON?! IS THAT A LEAKED SKIN FOR SHIMANO??? THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!!!