#ship what you want and block what you dont like

[volodidnothingwrong]

Someday I'll finish my goofy self-insert fic and I can finally free myself from this fandom

[redysetdare]

Some of you will see a character that is actively repulsed by romance/sex and heavily non-partner coded (sometimes they even actively just say that they do not want a relationship!) and y'all will still respond with "But aros/aces can still date and have sex!!" like okay bud it'd be so much easier for you to say you don't respect repulsed and non-partnering aros and aces. stop beating around the bush trying to pretend to be oh so supportive when you obviously feel uncomfortable about our existence even in fiction.

[thornetabris]

everytime i see shipwars in star wars i get reminded of two things

1) it's just like console wars. (usually) 20+ people arguing passionately on the internet over something that at the end of the day changes absolutely nothing for them and everyone else included, except squashing the joy out of something meant to be joyful;

2) that there was quite a fervorous shipwar during the OT involving leia/han and leia/luke, and we all know how that turned out hilarious don't we lol

[dreamieparadise]

Mimi x Takeshi

See my ingenious tags below

[mbat]

why did i accidentally open an old dm that was relevant to my current goings on. no idea who the person is that sent me this btw ajfhahd not putting their name for obvious reasons. i dont even remember the full context

[xaloncat]

I hate tsams shipping drama because it's always actually fucking incest or it's people getting mad because they headcannon those characters in a found family or say it's abusive even though it's usually not

[oceanwithouthermoon]

sorry people can do whatever they want but i think its so silly when people have in their bio like "dni if you like ships that i dont like, or hc characters as things i dont hc them as"

like what do u.. mean.. what do u mean? what, does it make u feel like a character is cheating on their partner when u see them shipped with someone else or something?? does it make u feel like theyre being misgendered when someone uses pronouns for them that dont match up with the gender u decided they r in ur head? im so genuinely confused

[sunkillerlovechild]

i finally forced myself to watch 9-1-1 and im going crazy

i got hooked cause of buddie edits and stuff and first of all they really dont do justice to how crazy they both are about eachother

secondly i got to the tommy part and its kind of like watching a car crash but also so on point for buck and eddie's relationship

[stiffyck]

Having a ball right now going through the teen wolf tag and blocking all st*rek shippers I see :))

[toytulini]

name some canonically nonbinary characters why dont you

[queenychu]

So I made a post on Twitter about Athena and how I am confused by people choosing to ship her with a guy who was already old enough to drink when she was 11 and knew her at that age for likely years and years before he went to prison.

And I got one of the most confusing replies

Athena and pearl barely know each other?

Bud I have to inform you that pearl and sebastian have never had a single canonical interaction even once. They have never shared a case, or even a game-- hell, they've never shared a series if you consider a spin off that different. They are beyond barely knowing each other!

You cannot be this straightpilled and bad at arguing to be a fan of this series about being gay and arguing well enough to keep someone out of jail. Are you even an ace attorney fan.

[reanimationstation]

Which batim/batdr ships you dislike or are uncomfortable with?

anon do you want my body to be found in a ditch /j. nah i think the bendy fandom is chiller than that. but i do have a list for you! i'll try not to be too critical of any of them, so in no particular order (also my definition of "dislike" is very broad):

Ink Demon x Sammy: i dunno, its just an angle i never enjoyed! i just dont think its interesting. But if you ship it, you do you. i know i follow at least one person who ships it. though if you do ship it please refrain from using those tags on my art of them, since thats nearly exclusively a father-son dynamic in my AUs

ok tbh Ink Demon x Anyone: honestly i just dont see him having romantic relations with anyone lol. just not my cup of tea

Constance x Brant: ok disclaimer i dont DISLIKE this ship i just dont like it in a casual sense. i am a TLO trio polycule truther (or rather, QPR truther), though this alone just kinda makes me wonder. they barely knew each other. honestly she had more chemistry with Bill, if any! good on you tho if you ship it, i guess

Dot x Buddy: shrug. theyre more compelling as friends to me.

i'm not putting the obvious ones on this list because that would make my list long and boring. also this is not an invitation to come into my inbox defending any of these, im not interested in further discussion.

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Rose x Evan: unpopular opinion, maybe? Look, her crush is cute, and I support her being adorable about it. But the age gap........makes me really uncomfortable. I know its the 50s, "things were different" and all that jazz, but its still fully within my right to be uncomfortable with it. shes 17, hes 20, its.....well its certainly something. Also, I really don't feel like Evan reciprocated the feelings at all? Hell, if he even noticed them. He treated her very little sister like, or just plain good friend, to me. regardless, i just plain don't like it. none of yall better come into my inbox defending it ill block you for being annoying

Dot x Evan: if i stumbled upon a REALLY compelling argument for it, exploring both their characters, then sure, good for you. but sometimes it feels like yall are just shoving any male and female together and calling it a ship. also Evan's a bit young ngl

Dot x Archie: same as before, though strangely i feel like it'd be easier to convince me of this one? They at least interact with each other.

[bittwitchy]

cw anti st*ggy and st*cky joke:

its funny how much i hate st*ggy considering i also dont like st*cky romantically

[bigtimefreq]

tumblr users when they see an unharassed queer person

[orcelito]

worst fucking post experiences is when i get that notification for the blocked tag 'plantcest' on my dash bc of course i have it blocked. & i have to b like "oh God this person i follow just reblogged this, what did they post..."

and then it's just. a normal fucking post about them as siblings. except the OP tagged it as the fucking incest ship name

genuinely, what is WRONG with you people????????????????????

[raspberryjellybrains]

every time a complex and nuanced story that happens to contain a romantic subplot that contributes to the overall themes and ultimate narrative gets boiled down to nothing but a shadow of the single, actual romantic dynamic to be copy pasted into a series of tropes an angel dies.