#shinonaru

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

As I now have an influx of Naruto on my dash: a list of pairings I love from the fandom for Naruto.

ShikaNaru: The ‘tired boyfriend and golden retriever himbo boyfriend’ energy is peak

LeeNaru: Fav rare pair. Has awesome: Gym bros who are very emotional and love each other so much and oh god stop kissing on the bench guys energy

ChoujiNaru: Chouji is the guy who likes to feed his boyfriend who has the worst taste in food and gets horrified when the man dumps hotsauce in ice cream

InoNaru: Yeah don’t ask why. I just think they’re cute. Very much: I started dating the town weirdo to piss off my parents but oh god he’s like AMAZING.

ShinoNaru: I have no reason. They’re just cute.

NejiNaru: the traditional Shounen ‘I beat your ass and now we’re in love’ pairing. Mixed with ‘very stylish and put together boyfriend and the boyfriend who sniffs his shirt and goes: eh doesn’t smell that bad’

GaaNaru: both are demon containers. That’s all.

KibaNaru: LISTEN, LISTEN… canine boyfriends. Both with similar energy. That’s all.

As for SasuNaru I actually prefer them as the: we kissed one time years ago and while we’re both 💅 we also know each other to well to date. They’re QPP with Sakura.

[alybur635]

Gaaruto, Gaarutolee, kibanaru, shinuto, shikanaru, sakuto, sairuto, NaruNeji (I mean it’s legally required to asked—)

Sorry for spam—

Aw yea we starting with all the ships!

Gaanaru:

Gaaleenaru:

Kibanaru:

Shinonaru:

sainaru:

shikanaru:

sakunaru:

And then FINALLY!!

The ship ever, NEJINARU WOOO!:

[naruto-harem-things]

This is a redo of what I think the boys pet names for Naruto would be and what kind of partner they are

Shikamaru - Shikamaru is the type of person that would always tease and flirt with Naruto whenever he was misbehaving or just over all being annoying, he also likes laying on Naruto’s lap and watching the clouds - Darling, dear, love

Gaara - He definitely does almost anything Naruto asks him to, if Naruto asked him to destroy a random village he probably would, he is very much a golden retriever, he likes making necklaces out of pretty rocks he finds for Naruto - Mi amor or my love

Neji - The mother, always takes care of Naruto and is very affectionate and loving with the ramen simp, he lets Naruto play with his hair a lot and Naruto loves braiding his hair and putting flowers in it - Love and darling

Sasuke - Gets jealous very easily and is overprotective of Naruto, would always hold Naruto’s hand while they are out and about, when they are alone Sasuke is really affectionate and loves cuddling with Naru - Babe/baby and sometimes kitten

Lee - Very much a chaotic duo, they feed of each others stupidity, Lee is one of the most affectionate people with Naruto, loves cuddles and his favorite place to kiss Naruto is the back of his hand he, likes to help Naruto with his taijutsu - Pebble or love

Sai - Sai will flirt with and tease Naruto at any chance he can get, loves getting really touchy and just all up in Naruto’s space, when he’s not tormenting the boy he is drawing him or trying to come up with new pickup likes to use on Naru-chan - Sexy, sweetheart, cutie, darling, babe/baby

Shino - When they are out in public Shino will often stay close to Naruto and doesn’t show much affection other than occasionally holding hands and gentle kisses on the cheek, when they are alone Shino loves to rest his head on Naruto’s shoulder or lap, he loves listening to Naruto rant and tell stories- Honey or love

Kiba - Another chaotic duo, though not as chaotic as Leenaru, Kiba will constantly ask for cuddles or head pats, will start to flirt and get really touchy out of the blue and loves seeing the reactions that Naruto has, they go on long walks around town and love to walk around at night - Foxy, kitsune, puppy

Kankuro - Treats Naruto like a child, constantly ruffling his hair and always asks for permission for things like cuddles or hugs, makes wooden carvings and gifts them to Naruto - Babe, prince, doll

Kakashi - Is always affectionate, it doesn’t matter where they are or who they are with, Kakashi is always showing his love to Naruto, he loves playing with Naruto’s hair and his favorite place to kiss Naruto is on the nose, he is also a closet perv - Sweetheart, darling, baby

Itachi - Like Sasuke he gets jealous very easily but doesn’t show us as much as Sasuke does, he loves to sneak up on Naruto and hug him from behind, he likes cooking for Naruto and will make what ever it is the boy is craving, usually ramen, he will always pretend to take out little pieces of his heart and sprinkle it on the food whenever he serves it to Naruto - Sunshine

Deidera - Loves making clay sculptures for Naruto (non explosive ones obviously) and Naruto keeps them all on display in his room (Naruto loves gifts), Deidera loves to take Naruto on flights with his clay birds, also he once almost blew up a town because someone had insulted Naruto - Utsukushī (beautiful in Japanese) or dove

Sasori - They don’t go out in public much but when they do Sasori tends to look at anyone who shows even a slight interest in Naruto with murderous intent, their favorite place to be is at a water fall that drops into a lake that turns into a river in the middle of a large forest, there is a grassy island in the middle of the lake where Sasori likes to sit and either make puppets or watch Naruto play in the water or pick flowers, they like to cuddle on the island and look at the clouds, Naruto will also make flower crowns for him and Sasori - doll, love, prince

Hidan - When it comes to Naruto, Hidan can be bit of a pervert, much like Sai he gets kinda up in Naruto’s space and and gets pretty touchy, he kisses Naruto’s neck a lot and loves to see how flustered Naruto gets, when he’s not being a perv he loves just being close to Naruto, it doesn’t matter really what they are doing as long as he is near Naruto, and yes he sacrificed a quarter of a small town for Naruto in the name of love -  Succubus (he calls him this just to mess with him), sweetheart, little fox

Obito - ADHD, they are chaotic in the best way, they match each other’s energy perfectly and get along so well together, they love to cuddle and be affectionate everywhere, their favorite thing to do together is go foraging in the woods and Obito has a pet frog names James, Naruto loves James, they have matching pajamas and love to exchange fidgets and cool rocks that they find, they are very cute - Foxy, Chibi-chan, my sweet, light of my life, love

Adding a new one

Madara - Like Sai and Hidan but worse, Naruto can not go one moment without getting flustered bye this hunk of a man, Madara also likes to give Naruto little gifts like tiny glass animals, rocks, and antiques, he enjoys spoiling Naruto and will often take him out of Konoha to take him shopping - Sweetheart, baby, darling (with a hard r)

If there was anyone that you want to suggest I add onto this list just tell me, I don’t have much better to do

[embraceyourdestiny]

Naruto vs all the male ninja his age

[woman-child91]

Tsunade supports Yaoi and Narutobowl

Tsunade: I lost TonTon. Whoever finds her will get a very special prize. A kiss from our very own, Naruto Uzumaki.

Naruto: Wait! Did Granny Tsunade just say that the prize would be a kiss from me?!

Shikamaru/Kiba/Shino/Neji/Sai: Exactly!

Neji: I bet your lips must taste so sweet.

Kiba: I wouldn’t mind getting a taste of those lips.

Shikamaru: It’s not gonna be something like a lame kiss on the cheek though, is it?

Shino: A kiss on the cheek would be fine with me. Why, you ask? Because, as long as he kisses me I don’t really mind where he kisses.

Sai: Wait, we get to choose where he kisses?

Shikamaru/Kiba/Shino/Neji/Sai: HUH?

Naruto: Ummm… hold on a minute!

Shikamaru/Kiba/Shino/Neji/Sai: ALRIGHT!!! *scatter and start searching for TonTon at turbo speed that could compete with Minato’s*

Naruto: There’s no way I’m kissing another guy again! TonTon! TonTon! Where are you? Come here, girl!

[milkshake-fairy]

Pls let me show you my beetle collection you’ve been ghosting me for the last two weeks please I promise they’re really cool

[lexpressobean]

maybe i was wrong. maybe it was always narushino.

[charkyzombicorn]

What your Naruto OTP says about you:

Shikanaru: you have fallen for your best friend before, you overuse sarcasm

Sasunaru: you have eyes and you can see

Narusaku: you find slapstick humor endearing and you like Sakura

Naruhina: you respect cannon and really want to be Jasmine from Aladdin

Kibanaru: all your friends secretly suspect you're a furry and you bully your friends affectionately

Inosaku: you see the homoerotic subtext in rivalry

Gaanaru: you see the homoerotic subtext in everything Gaara does

Shinonaru: you've got a weird kink

Nejinaru: you like sasunaru but have a thing against fitting it and wish to suffer shipping a rare pair

Kakanaru: you have a thing for celebrities over 40

Irunaru: you have daddy issues

Itanaru: you like Itachi

Nejiten: you have an appreciation for girls with swords

Shikatema: you're a sapiosexual and love the sand siblings

Kibahina: you like Hinata but dont really want her with Naruto

Kakairu: you want supportive dads in your life

Kakagai: you love and support your friends no matter what

Obikaka: you think Obito deserved better

Suisasu: you like rebellious murder-twinks and are gay

Narukarin: you love himbo x chaotic neutral geek and are very loose with the term "incest"

Add on to this if u like, I might later

[spellcasterlight]

That other Anon got me thinking what are your most popular fics then?

Hi there Warm Wallaby Anon! 😊

Ya’ll are an inquisitive today! Must be that Friday feeling where you need your fanfiction fix! I know that feeling! 😂

Alright! I’ll do the same as last time and use my Ao3 hit counter!

To Prove Someone Cares -  [Shikamaru x Naruto]

"I'll stay; I'm not going anywhere Naruto. Don't ever worry about that." [Shikamaru x Naruto]

(Warnings: Mild swearing. Graphic sexual scene.)

Can be read here: [Ao3]

Bugs and Shadows and Fox Tongue -  [Shino x Shikamaru x Naruto]

An innocent answer to a dumb question. [Shino x Shikamaru x Naruto]

(Warnings: Swearing. Graphic Sexual Scenes. Three Way Relationship.)

Can be read here: [Ao3]

Lay It On Me -  [Shino x Reader]

"An ovipositor," the Aburame heir repeated. "It is a long; thin; tube for piercing; and laying eggs." You could feel an uncomfy laugh bubbling up in you; you always did that when you were nervous. "Sounds hot, can you do that?" [Shino x Reader]

(Warnings: Swearing. Oviposition Kink. Graphic Sexual Scene.)

Can be read here: [Ao3]

I Will Bite You -  [Kiba x Hinata]

"Hinata I'm in heat alright?!" He snapped and screamed at her making her eyes go wide. "And I have to tell you, you smell delicious! You need to leave before I do something dumb! You smell fantastic and I bet you taste even-no."

Kiba slammed his forehead hard into the wall to remove that mental image by force making Hinata gasp loudly. [Kiba x Hinata]

Naruto Smut Monday – February Prompts: Sweet as Candy & Love Bites

(Warnings: Swearing. Mild Major Character Injury. Rough Sex. Oral Sex. Biting. Graphic Sexual Scene.)

Can be read here: [Ao3]

Thank you for the ask! ✨

[sloaners]

Oooh your sketches are literally amazing!! I have no idea if you’re still doing this but what about naruto/shino?

...this might be the cutest thing I’ve ever drawn in my life

[officerjennie]

For send a ship meme: KakaIru, shikamaruShino, FuTorune, kakayama, ShikakuShibi, sasodei, and shinonaru?

Ooooo, some interesting New ones! :D Thanks, nonnie!

KakaIru

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

ShikaShino

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

FuTorune

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell / Who are these people I’ve never heard of them

KakaYama

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

ShikakuShibi

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell / No idea who one of them is but I’d be down to read something for them

SasoDei

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

ShinoNaru

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

[naruto-shipping-confessions]

[unabashedfirefreakauthor]

Well said

“Hinata has been there since day 1. She deserves Naruto.”–anonymous anon

Right

Okay.

Let’s just take Sakura and Sasuke out of the equation since they are the most popular, viable love interest for Naruto. You NaruHinas have you main threats remove, now look at these:

Naruto & Sai:

OPENLY and VERBALLY expressed acknowledgement towards Naruto, whether by insults or praise. He also OPENLY and VERBALLY expressed worry for Naruto over his friendship (obsession) with getting Sasuke back.

Naruto & Shikamaru

OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledged Naruto since childhood, questioned the village’s hate towards Naruto, participated with him in pranks, comforts him when Jiraiya dies, wanted to walk beside him, OPENLY and VERBALLY declared himself Naruto’s advisor and that he didn’t want to Naruto to feel lonely anymore.

Naruto & Choji

OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledged Naruto as a companion, gave him food (i.e. chips) and ate together, expressed his support and amazement OPENLY and VERBALLY.

Naruto & Ino:

Not close, but she OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledged him and talked to him like a normal human being. She also OPENLY and VERBALLY expressed amazement when he was able to perform a rasengan/shuriken

Naruto & TenTen

Again, not close but she OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledged his presence and even showed worry about him during a mission outside the village when she believed he was to be executed him. She reprimanded him for making her worry as well.

Naruto & Neji

“It was you who saved me from the darkness” boy who OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledged Naruto’s strength up until his tragic death.

Naruto & Lee

Due to his extroverted personality, he OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledged Naruto’s skill and power since the moment they met. He compliments him in battles and, if he does not understand, accepts Naruto’s quest to bring Sasuke back.

Naruto & Kiba

OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledged Naruto since childhood and throughout his life, whether it be through insults, jokes, or encouragement. He, with Choji and Shikamaru, are part of the original deadlast group and helped Naruto with pranks and escaping Iruka.

Naruto & Shino

While not close, he VERBALLY and OPENLY acknowledges Naruto as his friend and VERBALIZES his dismay of not taking part in Sasuke’s retrieval mission and the fact that Naruto forgot about him when he left with Jiraiya for three years.

Naruto & Gaara

Gaara OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledges his crush friend to his siblings, friends, and the ENTIRE NINJA WORLD. He OPENLY and VERBALLY expresses anger and worry when Naruto enters the war.

Naruto & Sand Sibs

OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledge Naruto and the impact he has made on their little brother’s life. Thanked him for saving their little bro too.

Naruto & Konohamaru and his friend:

OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledged Naruto from the start. OPENLY and VERBALLY expressed admiration towards Naruto and a few times defended his honor as well.

Naruto & Toads:

OPENLY and VERBALLY acknowledge Naruto as their friend, and OPENLY state his weaknesses and strengths. Show support for him as well.

***

So you get the picture. If you’re gonna go from day 1 then you’ll have to go when people actually met Naruto and when Naruto met them as well. If you’re gonna say Hinata was there since forever then you can’t discount the other figures in Naruto’s life that have made an impact on him as well and by the anon’s logic, DESERVE Naruto as well. Difference with these people is that they didn’t hide behind some tree or building and watch him get physically and verbally abused. They bluntly state his impact on them and accepted him as a friend without so much as a stutter. Shyness is not a defense for cowardice. I could go into more people that Naruto could be paired with using NHers logic that Hinata deserves him because, despite no evidence, she’s been there since the beginning of time and that her shyness makes her a pitiful enough character that she deserves someone that has no say. That logic brings in adults in Naruto’s life as well, and probably even more animals (slugs, dogs, and more toads) as well.

Hinata could’ve been there. But she wasn’t and even when she was, she was basically a stuttering mess that freaked or confused the hell out of Naruto. Had she made the step into comforting him, hanging out with him, or just simply saying one single thing with Naruto acknowledging back, she would have as much legitimacy as these pairings. But she doesn’t, and she is left as a love interest that needed a crappy movie to figure out how the hell two people that had barely 40 pages in the manga managed to fall in love.

[nycyoochan-blog]

tbh u could post a pic of naruto uzumaki kissing ANY boy, even a fucking beetle & I'd be like 😍❗👀😭💘 but the minute I see naruto in any type of romantic relationship with a girl it's just.....................ew.......... and wh...y

[woman-child91]

Shikamaru: Chōji and I, we’ve been in the same team for a long time. We work well together so asking him’s a no brainer.

Naruto: I get it! You know him! But for this kind of thing don’t you think your first choice should be someone like Shino?!

Shikamaru: Man, do you always have to yell?

[milkshake-fairy]