I love the ada bc of how fun their coworker thing could go, when they all call each other family
but Ranpo probably has it bad...
Ranpo knows everything, but it comes at a cost of knowing EVERYTHING.
like I love the fanfic idea that he knows everything that led up, and the aftermath, like-
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Kunikida running late for the first time, not even there before Dazai, so everyone suspects that Kunikida isn't even going-
Only for him to burst through the door sprint to his seat and get to work immediately and it's like
Dazai *walking up behind him* : kunikidaa! your hair is down!
(almost seeing the two almost obvious gang bite marks)
Kunikida: I'm aware, Dazai, now go do your work!
(and like everyone wonders why his hair is down, mostly bc everyone knows him and met him with his hair in a ribbon)
Then there's just ranpo, the all knowing, sneaking up behind Yosano screaming about all the sweets she has to get him now.
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Or one day Dazai walks into the agency, surprisingly early, but not before ranpo, with a very noticeable limp that has ranpo chuckling to himself
Ranpo: have a rough night?
Dazai: yea!!!! I had a dog barking in my ear all- night!
Ranpo: must've been rough!
Focusing back on their own stuff only for Dazai to remember stupidly late that ranpo knows about his rough ride.
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But there ARE times when ranpo prefers to know nothing about how it happened.
Like
*Yosano taking the day off, like she NEVER does*
And Tanizaki finds a VERY distraught ranpo trying to not lose his shit that someone is fucking his little sister
(that's my dynamic about them. Cry abt it.)
And he's forcing everyone under the age of 20 to never do anything nasty when they're older,
Like he's not telling them explicitly he's just telling them to never love someone too much.
Or
Watching Atsushi work with his sleeves all the way down, pulling them down, and huffing every five seconds,
Ranpo: Atsushi..are you- ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS...!?!? NO I REFUSE. NO.
and Atsushi is staring wide eyed at ranpo who has the whole agencies attention praying to god ranpo won't say anything to get him caught
So during that night he melancholically talks about how Yosano and Atsushi are starting to fuck ppl and he's saying like it's normal, just sad.
And Poe's like :my dear, respectfully,
WHAT the fuck.🧍
Yet, even now, Ranpo knows to NEVER look at Fukuzawa unless he wants to know what happened the night before....
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friendly reminder dazai had a genuinely hard time telling chuuya about his humanity. friendly reminder akutagawa kept his promise to not kill even though killing was his first instinct even after death. friendly reminder poe was the only detective that ever made ranpo feel something. friendly reminder fyodor was the only one who ever truly understood nikolai. friendly reminder tecchou placed jouno over the only thing hes ever believed in. friendly reminder rimbaud changed verlaines entire veiw on humanity and gave him faith in the human race. friendly reminder albatross didnt care if he got hurt or killed if it meant he saved doc. friendly reminder fukuzawa was the only one who understood fukuchi and his motives and couldnt kill him even if it meant saving the world. friendly reminder kunikida calls dazai every morning to make sure hes okay. friendly reminder ango genuinely felt so guilty about odas death he betrayed the government. friendly reminder-
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