#shes such a bitch

[milfygerard]

[penfondeler]

Unfinished sasha I made for a drawing I will never finish, so here you go

[chains4w-gutzfuckk]

༚༅༚˳ .I'm gonna kill my ela teacher I stg.˳༚༅༚

[annabellebuns]

[theosconfessions]

if shes got blue eyes i will surmise that youll probably date her

[bryonyparkinsons]

Who: Bryony & Open Location: Diagon Alley When: mid-afternoon

While the rest of London was still in an uproar over what had happened at Samhain, obsessing over who had put that mark up in the sky, obsessing over an inevitable war, Bryony was going shopping. It was impossible to not notice all the flyers littering the once perfect streets, but Bryony wasn't interested in any of that. She knew where she stood on things, the right side, of course, and nothing was going to sway her opinion. She noticed someone holding a copy of the Quibbler out of the corner of her eye and she couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"Please. You can barely call that a publication, it's all a bunch of rambling nonsense. You don't believe a word of it, do you?"

[passocaandshortcake]

Thanks John

[gwahrena]

elethea, in a mean way: that's really interesting! you should absolutely tell me more about it! :)

[thisnerdjason]

My Brother's Girlfriend is a bitch

[maitso]

truly dislike the caleo plot. i feel like rick just really wanted to give leo someone so he wouldnt be left out, but he didnt really know who would/could stay with him so he just chose calypso cause it was "the only obvious choice". but like. he could have stayed alone. if he could have grown into loving himself and being auto sufficient (i hope thats a word) it would have been such a nicer plot for a character like him. we don't always need romantic love to be fulfilled. also rick could have introduced a new character in the toa series for him instead of calypso.

all of this just to say: caleo is toxic as fuck and i hope leo find someone better who truly loves him

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[the-sad-bunny]

Finally was able to catch my mom lying and twist my words to embarrass me

she didnt know my fiance was on the phone and he heard her try to gaslight me into thinking i was in the wrong

Feels good to know im not crazy

[scubaby]

me making my ocs kiss is an advanced form of making my barbies kiss when i was 6. if only kid me could see me now

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

[magnificentmicrowave]

emo magician girl :P