#shes such a bitch

[milfygerard]

[penfondeler]

Unfinished sasha I made for a drawing I will never finish, so here you go

[g0r3wh0r3xxx]

༚༅༚˳ .I'm gonna kill my ela teacher I stg.˳༚༅༚

[annabellebuns]

[theosconfessions]

if shes got blue eyes i will surmise that youll probably date her

[gwahren]

elethea, in a mean way: that's really interesting! you should absolutely tell me more about it! :)

[thisnerdjason]

My Brother's Girlfriend is a bitch

[ggardengirl]

and the award for world’s fakest smile goes to……

princess kit tanthalos!!!

*the crowd goes wild*

[maitso]

truly dislike the caleo plot. i feel like rick just really wanted to give leo someone so he wouldnt be left out, but he didnt really know who would/could stay with him so he just chose calypso cause it was "the only obvious choice". but like. he could have stayed alone. if he could have grown into loving himself and being auto sufficient (i hope thats a word) it would have been such a nicer plot for a character like him. we don't always need romantic love to be fulfilled. also rick could have introduced a new character in the toa series for him instead of calypso.

all of this just to say: caleo is toxic as fuck and i hope leo find someone better who truly loves him

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[the-sad-bunny]

Finally was able to catch my mom lying and twist my words to embarrass me

she didnt know my fiance was on the phone and he heard her try to gaslight me into thinking i was in the wrong

Feels good to know im not crazy

[scubaby]

me making my ocs kiss is an advanced form of making my barbies kiss when i was 6. if only kid me could see me now

[magnificentmicrowave]

emo magician girl :P

[daddys-little-cannibal]

I was sexually abused by my sister for years when I was younger. She didn't use force, she used manipulation. It's extremely triggering when she uses the same tactics with me to get me to do things for her. And she treats her bf the same way she treated me. If we were in the car alone together (like if our parents were grocery shopping and we were waiting in the car) she would out of no where start screaming at me to get out of the car. I would (obviously) get upset and cry, and when I would open the door to get out, she would tell me "no I'm just kidding I'm sorry plz stay in the car". She does similar things to her bf now. Everything will be totally fine and then out of no where she will be all pissy and try to start an argument with him. Like I said, its extremely triggering and once I pointed it out and told her, and she rolled her eyes and said I was being dramatic. She just did it again today, everything was fine, then she took his phone and started going through his messages, so he said "you're not going to find anything" and turned the TV on. Then she got pissed off and said "why are you being like that". He said "like what?" And then she threw his phone and turned her body around. And then she's fine a few minutes later. It's hard to keep up with her mood swings, and ik she's borderline like me, so I understand how she feels but it's no excuse to treat people the way she does. I'm just so tired of her.

[bioethicists]

every time a new SA allegation of a favored celeb arises, i'm reminded of the absolutely soul-crushing experience of the depp/heard trial in which i learned that dozens of ppl i loved + respected + trusted were also willing to engage in the basest form of misogyny if the woman Seemed Crazy Enough. there was a horrifying 2ish weeks on this website + much longer irl where i genuinely felt unsafe voicing my discomfort as i relived something eerily reminiscent of the aftermath of my own assaults playing out on screen, commented on by true crime youtubers like it was a red sox game.

it happens time + time again with every new allegation + it's truly the most agonizing + exhausting part of being a survivor. i am begging you all to consider that survivors are watching you engage with this stuff like theater + it erodes our trust in all of you + compounds our grief.