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Eddie has a panic attack in front of Buck for the first time and Buck freaks out cuz he doesn't know what Eddie needs. So he just starts rambling absoulte nonsense at him like he doesn't even know what he's saying and he feels like an idiot cuz no way this is helping like come on get a grip buckley your best friend needs you.

Except when Buck finally stops to take a breath he looks up at Eddie and realises the guy is just staring back at him with an amused yet fond smile on his face.

Buck stops apologising for talking too much after that.

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Steve and Robin are inseparable most of the time. It’s becoming rarer and rarer that Dustin sees one without the other, so he takes drastic measures.

He stands up from the Hellfire table at lunch and marches across the cafeteria where Robin is sitting with her friends, and he says, “Steve wanted me to ask you something.”

“Uh, yeah?”

“Yeah,” Dustin nods, oblivious to the fact that he’s embarrassing the fuck out of her. “He wants to go on a date. With you. He’s too nervous to ask on his own.”

Robin gives him a flat look, “Dustin.”

“I’m just relaying the message.”

She raises her eyebrow at him and he caves, “Fine. I lied. I’m lying. He told me to drop it but that’s just because he doesn’t know what he wants and neither do you! You’re perfect for each other!”

Now Robin is going to die from embarrassment because Dustin is asking her friends for their opinions and her school friends don’t know about her platonic soulmate, and, “Ughhhhh, I’m telling Steve.”

“Wait. Don’t.”

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Buddie is so funny because you go into the show with the assumption that the fandom's interpretation of their relationship is based purely off of everyone experiencing mass psychosis at the same time until you actually watch the show and realize that Buck and Eddie are ACTUALLY that insane towards each other and it's not just a bunch of carefully edited tiktok edits

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It's my mother's birthday today, so I expect all of you to turn this into a 20k post, 15k of those notes saying happy birthday.

GO GO GO! SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! MAKE YOUR FRIENDS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! SAY IT!!!!

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funniest tumblr experience is waking up to 20+ notifications all from ONE person who has obviously just found my account and they then proceed to like and reblog my last dozen or so posts which is then followed by a mysterious anonymous ask. brother who are you trying to fool

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"Spamlike = block"

uhh no fuck you? spamlike = marriage

we're married and have 11 kids now.

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i really, really want eddie to see buck in tears. to see buck crying. buck sobbing. buck with his eyes swollen up and snot dripping down his chin. i want eddie to witness that and i want him to find out exactly what that’s going to do to him. hehe

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Handy dandy list of tone tags - Tone tags are used to indicate tone through message, mostly used by/for neurodiverse people who struggle to tell the intentions behind text. /Info

Yes, I am and will be annoying. That is my purpose. /Hj /lh

/a & /aff —> affectionate

/c —> copypasta

/edu —> educating

/f —> fake

/gen —> genuine

/genq —> genuine question

/h & /hb —> hyperbole

/hj —> half joking

/ij —> inside joke

/info —> information

/j —> joking

/l & /lyr —> lyrics

/lh —> lighthearted

/li —> literal

/lu —> little upset

/m —> metaphorical

/nav —> not a vent

/nbh —> nobody here

/neg —> negative

/neu —> neutral

/nf —> not forcing

/nfta —> not forced to answer

/nm —> not mad

/npa —> not passive aggressive

/nr —> not rude

/nsrs —> not serious

/nx —> not sexual / no sexual intent

/p —> platonic

/pa —> passive aggressive

/pos —> positive

/s —> sarcastic

/srs —> serious

/silly —> silly

/t —> teasing

/q —> quote

/r —> romantic

/ref —> reference

/rh & /rt —> rhetorical

/x —> sexual / sexual intent

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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praying for s9 to double down on the eddieshannon parallels and have buck tell eddie that he's finally found a place and is moving out, and for eddie to spend the episode wondering just why he feels like his chest is caving in until everything clicks into place when buck gets hit by a car right in front of his eyes

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Rough sketch? (Gnarly)

Halftones? (Gnarly)

Spectra brush? (Gnarly)

Party in the Hollywood Hills

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during their wedding planning, buck and eddie keep trying all these cakes from all these different bakeries and while buck has a few favorites, eddie, who absolutely loves any and everything sweet, doesn't seem to really like any of them all that much. so one night while they're cuddling and buck is running his fingers up and down eddie's back as eddie rests his head on his chest, buck asks him about it. and eddie gets a little quiet and tries to burrow even closer into buck before saying they just don't taste like your baking. and buck inhales sharply then a little breathlessly says yeah, because they're baked by professionals. and eddie goes yeah. but i prefer yours.

and this is how buck ends up baking their wedding cake.

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O-KAY

here me out

a call at a chapel

but the chapel is the one with our beloved hot priest

and he recognises Eddie and makes a comment to him

BUT THEN

he also recognises Buck and tells him he looks forward to seeing him next week or whatever

and Eddie is VERY confused because why the heck is Buck going to church? REGULARLY?!?

and then Buck makes a HEARTBREAKING comment about trying to be closer to Bobby or whatever and tries to shrug it off, and we have Eddie feeling guilty as fuck because how could he be treating Buck so badly when this poor man is grieving

and we have them talking it out

yeah

i can vibe with that

maybe we’ll acc get an apology out of dear old Eddie

plus… hot priest again 👀

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{at school}

Chris: This weekend my dad took me and Buck to the park and I got to throw the ball as far as I could and then Buck would run and grab it and bring it back. Dad said he needed the exercise because of all the treats he’s been eating.

Chris: Ugh, I had to bring ham and cheese today because dad let Buck eat all of the peanut butter.

Chris: Buck usually sleeps on the couch but sometimes my dad lets him sleep in the bed with him.

{at parent-teacher conference}

Teacher: It’s so nice to finally meet you Mr. Diaz. Chris talks about you all the time, you and your dog.

Eddie: Dog? We don’t have a dog?

Teacher: … is Buck a cat then or ?

Buck: *bursts in* Hi! So sorry I’m late! *holds out hand* I’m Buck. 

Teacher: …

Eddie: …

Buck: Also please don’t deduct any points from Chris’s solar system cake pop project. I didn’t know it was for school so I ate Neptune. It’s my fault, not his.

Eddie: You ATE his homework?!

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*Snow whispers into Katniss's ear and walks away*

Peeta: Uh, oh, my God. What did he just say to you? That if you don't do well, you're gonna get killed? Katniss: Worse. He mumbled and I didn't hear it.

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