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Jinx the real caitvi sex truther‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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lmao
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GUESS WHOS GOING TO SEE THE PERCY JACKSON MUSICAL IN LONDON (ITS FUCKING ME BITCHES!!!!!!!)
#SO FUCKING HYPED YOU DONT UNDERSTAND#Ive been watching the countdown account getting emo that I dont have tickets but I DO NOW#Shout out to my dads rich cousin who lets me stay in her london apartment and buys me food for uni#shes a real one#the lightning thief musical#percy jackson#pjo#riordanverse
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valerian *dying*:
jude upon hearing about his disappearance (death):
#shes a real one#valerian is such an ick#valerian#valerian hate club#hate#love#jude#books#bookish#the cruel prince#booklr#cardan greenbriar#jude duarte#tfota#cardan#the folk of the air#meme source: pinterest#the folk of air#jurdan#judecardan#jude x cardan#cardan x jude#murder#jude our murderous queen 🥰🥰#he deserved it ngl#high queen of elfhame#high king of elfhame#the wicked king#the queen of nothing#the stolen heir
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just watched the entirety of shortswars with my sister
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Whooo I’m mad stressin about round seven
But I do know that the bass will be FUNKY
#ahghghh#it comes out SO SOON#I am not going to be able to do anything but think about to os#this#everything is going to be put on hold#assignments NO#homework? NO#alnst 7#yes#the only thing that will have my attention#and it will be the only thing i think about the rest of the day#im actually so scared#also#my poor roommate#shes got to deal with me#shes a real one#she listens to all of my ramblings and everything#a true homie#pray for me I won’t survive this round#and pray for her cause she has to deal with the aftermath#two people are going to die during round seven#whoever dies and me#but hopefully all goes well#or as well as it can#fingers crossed yall#feels like its evil christmas twas the night before alnst 7 and all through the dorm was rosie screaming and crying not out of the norm#alnst till#alnst luka#alien stage#alnst
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the way i walked into a bookstore w my friend and she just went "do you want me to buy you a book?" LIKE???? YES????
the book in question btw
#books#bookstore#true friendship#i love my friends#shes a real one#dark academia books#dark academia#these violent delights#chloe gong
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Hermione was like "damn that's crazy."
She was unhinged. Luckily, she was on our side. But can you imagine if she wasn't?
#harry potter#hogwarts#ao3#fanfic#tiktok#harry potter series#asking the real questions#draco malfoy#hermione#hermione books vs movies#hermione granger#shes a real one#shes an icon#girl boss#rita skeeter
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i just walked into this restaurant and saw my partner on a date with someone else and i’m petty so i grabbed you to pretend to be my date to get revenge. just go along with it.
#meet cute#LMFAO#idk#uh#ship dynamics#fake dating#i can see klance doing this#lance walks in to see [insert character here] holding hands over the table with [other character]#and is Pissed#he wants to cause a scene but he doesnt want them to know they got to him#so he spots the cutest person around which happened to be keith who was waiting with shiro and adam#he guves a quick run down before dragging him thru the room to the table#there he confronts his partner (now ex) and wnds up having dinner with keith and adashi bc the hostess watched it all go down#and sat the all together#shes a real one
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My partner's mom on the phone just now: What I don't get is how come no one has tried to shoot him before today??
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I've never been happier to have a therapist bc no one in my life can hear some of the shit I say completely unfazed
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Everyone needs a friend who will set swarms of bees loose on cops for you
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its fine when somethings wrong with me as long as i can make it funny. if i cant make it funny though then it’s bad
#text#me when i cant commodify my mental illness ☹️💯#<- i had the realization that i was like. idk if commodifying is actually rhe right word but its close enoufh. my mental illness and trying#to make it into either jokes or writing and it was making me feel worse. and i was like 17 at the time. and i told one of my best friends an#and she turned to me snd put her hands on my shoulders and said Nik i have been telling u that since 7th grade#😭😭😭#shes a real one#i need 2 reach out 2 her ☹️ i forgot 2 respond for ages & then i got Scared whih is making it Worse#i cant even ecplain myself like . Yeagh sorry. i was kinda sad. so#U know how it is when ur sad#😭 Like i know itgets Worse over time but !!!☹️☹️☹️#Anyway what was this post even aboht
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y be unmotivated when u have beabadoobee lyrics to make a songfic out of
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my hot unemployed girl summer has come to an end
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kudos to my coworker who just nodded at me very seriously when she caught me arguing with myself in several different accents
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