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Jinx the real caitvi sex truther‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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lmao
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GUESS WHOS GOING TO SEE THE PERCY JACKSON MUSICAL IN LONDON (ITS FUCKING ME BITCHES!!!!!!!)
#SO FUCKING HYPED YOU DONT UNDERSTAND#Ive been watching the countdown account getting emo that I dont have tickets but I DO NOW#Shout out to my dads rich cousin who lets me stay in her london apartment and buys me food for uni#shes a real one#the lightning thief musical#percy jackson#pjo#riordanverse
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valerian *dying*:
jude upon hearing about his disappearance (death):
#shes a real one#valerian is such an ick#valerian#valerian hate club#hate#love#jude#books#bookish#the cruel prince#booklr#cardan greenbriar#jude duarte#tfota#cardan#the folk of the air#meme source: pinterest#the folk of air#jurdan#judecardan#jude x cardan#cardan x jude#murder#jude our murderous queen 🥰🥰#he deserved it ngl#high queen of elfhame#high king of elfhame#the wicked king#the queen of nothing#the stolen heir
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just watched the entirety of shortswars with my sister
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Whooo I’m mad stressin about round seven
But I do know that the bass will be FUNKY
#ahghghh#it comes out SO SOON#I am not going to be able to do anything but think about to os#this#everything is going to be put on hold#assignments NO#homework? NO#alnst 7#yes#the only thing that will have my attention#and it will be the only thing i think about the rest of the day#im actually so scared#also#my poor roommate#shes got to deal with me#shes a real one#she listens to all of my ramblings and everything#a true homie#pray for me I won’t survive this round#and pray for her cause she has to deal with the aftermath#two people are going to die during round seven#whoever dies and me#but hopefully all goes well#or as well as it can#fingers crossed yall#feels like its evil christmas twas the night before alnst 7 and all through the dorm was rosie screaming and crying not out of the norm#alnst till#alnst luka#alien stage#alnst
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the way i walked into a bookstore w my friend and she just went "do you want me to buy you a book?" LIKE???? YES????
the book in question btw
#books#bookstore#true friendship#i love my friends#shes a real one#dark academia books#dark academia#these violent delights#chloe gong
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Hermione was like "damn that's crazy."
She was unhinged. Luckily, she was on our side. But can you imagine if she wasn't?
#harry potter#hogwarts#ao3#fanfic#tiktok#harry potter series#asking the real questions#draco malfoy#hermione#hermione books vs movies#hermione granger#shes a real one#shes an icon#girl boss#rita skeeter
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i just walked into this restaurant and saw my partner on a date with someone else and i’m petty so i grabbed you to pretend to be my date to get revenge. just go along with it.
#meet cute#LMFAO#idk#uh#ship dynamics#fake dating#i can see klance doing this#lance walks in to see [insert character here] holding hands over the table with [other character]#and is Pissed#he wants to cause a scene but he doesnt want them to know they got to him#so he spots the cutest person around which happened to be keith who was waiting with shiro and adam#he guves a quick run down before dragging him thru the room to the table#there he confronts his partner (now ex) and wnds up having dinner with keith and adashi bc the hostess watched it all go down#and sat the all together#shes a real one
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My partner's mom on the phone just now: What I don't get is how come no one has tried to shoot him before today??
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I've never been happier to have a therapist bc no one in my life can hear some of the shit I say completely unfazed
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its fine when somethings wrong with me as long as i can make it funny. if i cant make it funny though then it’s bad
#text#me when i cant commodify my mental illness ☹️💯#<- i had the realization that i was like. idk if commodifying is actually rhe right word but its close enoufh. my mental illness and trying#to make it into either jokes or writing and it was making me feel worse. and i was like 17 at the time. and i told one of my best friends an#and she turned to me snd put her hands on my shoulders and said Nik i have been telling u that since 7th grade#😭😭😭#shes a real one#i need 2 reach out 2 her ☹️ i forgot 2 respond for ages & then i got Scared whih is making it Worse#i cant even ecplain myself like . Yeagh sorry. i was kinda sad. so#U know how it is when ur sad#😭 Like i know itgets Worse over time but !!!☹️☹️☹️#Anyway what was this post even aboht
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y be unmotivated when u have beabadoobee lyrics to make a songfic out of
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my hot unemployed girl summer has come to an end
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kudos to my coworker who just nodded at me very seriously when she caught me arguing with myself in several different accents
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So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔
#what do i call her. chav miku?#chav miku#hatsune miku#she will call you a sket behind your back but she’ll let you borrow her deodorant after PE. she’s a real one
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