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cakeseal · 3 months ago
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Jinx the real caitvi sex truther‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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verstappenalty · 2 months ago
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lmao
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greeen-bean · 3 months ago
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GUESS WHOS GOING TO SEE THE PERCY JACKSON MUSICAL IN LONDON (ITS FUCKING ME BITCHES!!!!!!!)
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starrynightsxo · 10 months ago
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valerian *dying*:
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jude upon hearing about his disappearance (death):
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a-decaying-nightlight · 5 months ago
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just watched the entirety of shortswars with my sister
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raddestrose · 3 months ago
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Whooo I’m mad stressin about round seven
But I do know that the bass will be FUNKY
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old-habits-die-screaming · 4 months ago
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the way i walked into a bookstore w my friend and she just went "do you want me to buy you a book?" LIKE???? YES????
the book in question btw
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yourbiggestfan2020 · 1 year ago
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Hermione was like "damn that's crazy."
She was unhinged. Luckily, she was on our side. But can you imagine if she wasn't?
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justaz · 6 months ago
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i just walked into this restaurant and saw my partner on a date with someone else and i’m petty so i grabbed you to pretend to be my date to get revenge. just go along with it.
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jacuzzijesus · 6 months ago
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My partner's mom on the phone just now: What I don't get is how come no one has tried to shoot him before today??
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hardly-a-p3rson · 10 months ago
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I've never been happier to have a therapist bc no one in my life can hear some of the shit I say completely unfazed
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lapdogchase · 2 years ago
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its fine when somethings wrong with me as long as i can make it funny. if i cant make it funny though then it’s bad
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kisscara · 2 years ago
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y be unmotivated when u have beabadoobee lyrics to make a songfic out of
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sunheldthing · 1 year ago
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my hot unemployed girl summer has come to an end
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xiaofiaan · 2 years ago
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kudos to my coworker who just nodded at me very seriously when she caught me arguing with myself in several different accents
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skipppppy · 5 months ago
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So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
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edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔
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