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cakeseal · 1 month ago
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Jinx the real caitvi sex truther‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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verstappenalty · 30 days ago
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lmao
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greeen-bean · 2 months ago
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GUESS WHOS GOING TO SEE THE PERCY JACKSON MUSICAL IN LONDON (ITS FUCKING ME BITCHES!!!!!!!)
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starrynightsxo · 9 months ago
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valerian *dying*:
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jude upon hearing about his disappearance (death):
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a-decaying-nightlight · 4 months ago
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just watched the entirety of shortswars with my sister
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raddestrose · 2 months ago
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Whooo I’m mad stressin about round seven
But I do know that the bass will be FUNKY
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old-habits-die-screaming · 3 months ago
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the way i walked into a bookstore w my friend and she just went "do you want me to buy you a book?" LIKE???? YES????
the book in question btw
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yourbiggestfan2020 · 11 months ago
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Hermione was like "damn that's crazy."
She was unhinged. Luckily, she was on our side. But can you imagine if she wasn't?
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justaz · 5 months ago
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i just walked into this restaurant and saw my partner on a date with someone else and i’m petty so i grabbed you to pretend to be my date to get revenge. just go along with it.
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jacuzzijesus · 5 months ago
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My partner's mom on the phone just now: What I don't get is how come no one has tried to shoot him before today??
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hardly-a-p3rson · 9 months ago
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I've never been happier to have a therapist bc no one in my life can hear some of the shit I say completely unfazed
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Everyone needs a friend who will set swarms of bees loose on cops for you
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aropride · 2 years ago
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its fine when somethings wrong with me as long as i can make it funny. if i cant make it funny though then it’s bad
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kisscara · 2 years ago
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y be unmotivated when u have beabadoobee lyrics to make a songfic out of
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sunheldthing · 1 year ago
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my hot unemployed girl summer has come to an end
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xiaofiaan · 2 years ago
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kudos to my coworker who just nodded at me very seriously when she caught me arguing with myself in several different accents
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