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i am not osha approved
#sheogorath#skyrim#morrowind#oblivion#daggerfall#tesblr#shitpost#osha#your fave is not osha approved
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I sent an ask to the OSHA-2 blog, which I described the entire Shivering Isles dlc main quest, and then asked if it was OSHA approved and then said that if not, my previous employer had some things to answer for.
#elder scrolls#hero of kvatch#shivering isles#the shivering isles#elder scrolls oblivion#oblivion#elder scrolls shivering isles#osha#osha violation#osha approved#sheogorath#is being a mad god osha approved
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all of us are at least 500-1000 CP or higher and obviously Sheo touched…. we had a great time.
this months chaos trial is “naked and afraid at the edge of sanity” we gonna die.
#eso#toast talks#toasty talks about eso#toasty talks about elder scrolls online#toasty speaks#tesblr#the misadventures of the many rayas#toasty’s adventures in tamriel#sheogorath#this trial was sheogorath approved
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Last night someone asked me to choose between a green and a purple egg in some hypothetical question. Intelligently, I answered cheese. This feels like something you would approve of.
This story is approved by Sheogorath! *stamps your forehead*
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Your Mixed Beastfolk/Human and Beastfolk/Elf OCs are Morrowind-approved
Reporting in from the r/teslore trenches, where Fyraltari noticed there's a Morrowind source for inter-species reproduction that no has apparently noticed in the last twenty years!
The dialogue on Humanoid races in Morrowind reads:
Offspring of inter-racial matings have the racial appearance of the mother, but may occasionally share inherited characteristics and abilities of the father. Sloads, dragons, and other sentient races cannot mate with Men, Elves, or Beastmen, and are not considered 'human.' Exceptional accounts of matings between men and daedra do not fit smoothly into this scheme. Elves consider themselves the only 'truly human race,' being descended directly from the gods, and regard the Manish and Beast races as highly intelligent animals. On the other hand, Imperial scholars consider Men, Elves, and Beastmen as 'men,' on the basis that individuals of all three groups can mate with one another.
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This seems to be a reference to our world's Biological Species Concept
The biological species concept defines a species as members of populations that actually or potentially interbreed in nature, not according to similarity of appearance
to quote a Berkeley evolution explainer. Of course, defining species is more complicated than that, when you get into the nitty-gritty, but it's a popular definition that I think Morrowind's dialogue is working off.
Of course, nothing was stopping you from making your OCs whatever mix of TES species you like, but you've now got a source to point to if someone turns their nose up at it! Previously, everyone referred back to Notes on Racial Phylogeny which says:
After much analysis of living specimens, the Council long ago determined that all "races" of elves and humans may mate with each other and bear fertile offspring. Generally the offspring bear the racial traits of the mother, though some traces of the father's race may also be present. It is less clear whether the Argonians and Khajiit are interfertile with both humans and elves. Though there have been many reports throughout the Eras of children from these unions, as well as stories of unions with daedra, there have been no well documented offspring.
In this newly discovered context, Notes seems to represent an earlier state of knowledge. By the late Third Era, scholars accept reproduction among the beastfolk, humans, and elves.
There is one Argonian/Altmer mentioned in lore, the son of the Count of Vitharn, who was born in the Shivering Isles. Morrowind's dialogue makes it more likely that he really was the naturally born child of his parents, rather than an oddity of Sheogorath's making. I hope we will eventually meet npcs who are a mix of Khajiit/Argonian and Elf/Human.
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prompt from the @nirnwrote discord server - "the world" from this list
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There is a storm somewhere on Nirn. The Madgod’s name is called within every gust of wind, with every crack of thunder. One voice rises above all other supplicants. The name is wrong, no offering given, no call for succor, no carefully-induced hysteria. But still, the Madgod has been summoned, and so it must appear.
Sheogorath sets foot on alien soil for the first time since… since something. It can’t remember. But it sets foot because it has feet, not illusory but real flesh and blood, because this summoning called for a mortal body, and the body remembers things.
So that must be how it finds itself in a familiar city by the sea. In front of a familiar door, looking into a familiar face. It can’t remember why the door is important, and the face isn’t quite right. Too many lines and creases, a few wiry strands of silver frizzing out from the mop of blond curls. But the eyes are the same, wide and green as moss.
“Just like you to show up in a typhoon,” mutters the face. “Well, come inside, scuttlehead, you’re getting drenched.”
Typhoon, it thinks. That means something. All the houses in this city by the sea are built of stone, with sturdy storm shutters, because the typhoons come every year. It knows that because it had intended to live here once, but this place— Anvil, it remembers now— made it raw and skinless so it left, and the house now belongs to the one in front of him.
There’s a sound that goes with that face, so Sheogorath rasps it out. “Coradri.”
“I ought to throw you out. I ought to kick your ass.”
“You’re… angry.”
“I’m furious.” She grins. “Did your ears itch?”
It sort of remembers what an itch was. It reaches up to touch the ears— lopsided, the tip sheared off one and ridged with scar tissue. So fragile, these containers of flesh and blood, and they heal about as well as stone. “My ears…?”
“They say your ears itch when someone’s telling stories about you. And I was.” She folds her arms. “Since when can you grow a beard?”
“OUT, you rascals! Bottomless pits!” A shriek from another room, a woman’s voice, and three children come tearing out of the kitchen, laughing and cramming mango tarts in their mouths. The Madgod gives an approving nod— pastry theft is an honorable pursuit.
One of them skids to a halt. A grey-skinned lad with dark floppy hair, distrust coiled in his chest and his lanky arms, cold eyes sizing up this unexpected guest. “Ma, who’s this?”
“Your deadbeat uncle, I guess. Give me that, you’ll spoil your appetite.” She snatches the tart from his hands and shoos him off. The boy shoots one last suspicious glance at Sheogorath before running off to rejoin his friends.
“Ma?” says the Madgod, and stares after the three children— the Dunmer boy, the little girl with deep brown skin and beaded braids, the stocky Orc teenager with glossy black hair streaming down his back.
“They all call me Ma,” says Coradri with a shrug, licking crumbs from her fingers.
Something comes to the Madgod, then. A fluttering in its chest. It points after the Orc child, who is now fleeing upstairs. “One of the Makobs,” it declares confidently.
A strange look comes over Coradri’s face. “Big Makob’s grandson,” she says. “That’s his youngest daughter in the kitchen. He’s in Orsinium now, and Little Makob joined the weavers’ guild. I buried Rona three years ago, in the back garden. We had twelve children come and go through this house before she passed, and half of them have children of their own now.
“Sixty years, Tanis.” She looks it up and down. “Sixty fucking years. I thought I’d buried you too. But somehow I get the feeling no one on Nirn will live long enough to do that.”
The Madgod blinks in surprise. Its eyes are dry. It has to remember to blink.
Tanis, it thinks, turning the sound over in its mind. Smooth and worn as a river stone. Not a summons that it heard after all— just a woman telling stories by the hearth, to entertain children during a storm. The wrong name, an old name, but hearing it has stopped that squirming sensation beneath his skin, as if this body can’t decide whether to hold together or not. As if this world could push him out like a splinter.
“Well, never mind,” Coradri sighs. “Stay for dinner?”
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Another typhoon whips itself into a frenzy off the coast of Anvil. The strange non-summoning comes again, this time in a sly singsong voice.
The Madgod materializes inside the familiar door this time, so it doesn’t get rained on. After her initial shock passes, and she delivers a good sound smack with her wooden spoon, Coradri ushers Sheogorath to her table.
The children are beastly, eating with the furtive speed of street urchins, leaning all the way across the table to snatch up the butter or the salt cellar. The adults swap stories, talking over each other, laughing loud. It’s a madhouse. Not a worshipful display for Sheogorath’s sake— it’s just the way things are here.
Only Coradri is quiet, surveying her brood like a contented lioness, sitting just to Sheogorath’s left. She cuts a slice of dark sour bread, slathers it with butter and lemon curd, and thrusts it into the Madgod’s hands.
“Rosemary bread. You always liked it.” Coradri watches closely. She’s testing it; she did this last time, too. “Brother Martin taught me how to make it, all those years ago. Do you remember?”
The Madgod doesn’t remember that yet. Or it doesn't want to remember. Or something. It reaches across for another slice, just to be sure.
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Elscrolian Academy- ESO fan school
The Academy of Draconic Bloodline- despite this title, races and beings of all backgrounds and magical skills- even the magicless, are accepted.
The school has a 100% acceptance rate, however students have to undergo a pilgrimage to be accepted and climb the mountain to the school unassisted (by non applicants).
Escrolian Academy embraces the potential in all their students and teaches them to function in the world with and without the reliance on magic- it is a school that focuses less on power level but rather personal growth and goals. Rather than focusing on outreaching internships like other colleges, they focus on growing within and offer jobs and positions based on legacy companies from former students who graduated in the past.
The Conflict of the School
At Escrolian Academy, there is no playful competition, each dorm has an us against them mentality towards each other and often try to sabotage one another in order for their dorms to succeed. However, this doesn't stop other dorm leaders or members from planting or recruiting spies in other dorms under the pretense of that person being allowed to transfer to the dorm eventually and get special privileges from the heads of the dorms(however this rarely goes as planned as the one things the dorms hate more than a snitch is a traitor). The Dorms all collectively hide the conflicts from the Headmaster as they know that should he find out, that each dorm will be punished and the dorm leaders and vice dorm leaders will be replaced, while this may seem like incentive for some to expose the truth to the headmaster, they also know that this will lead to them being hated by their entire dorms for being a traitor and snitch and get their self governing system taken away as the Headmaster has made it clear, “self governance is not a right, it is a privilege” in the school.
The Dorms
Crocomis- the Dorm of Individualism, inspired by the Green Dragon (Peyrite)
Dearil (Head), Euna (Vice)
Glutani- the Dorm of Indulgence, inspired by the Golden Merchant (Clavicus Vile)
Sam (Head), Gayle (Vice)
Gyrafis- the Dorm of Creativity, inspired by the Shimmering King (Sheogorath)
Mortimer (Head), Blythe (Vice)
Salavol- the Dorm of Ambition, inspired by the Red Devil (Mehrunes Dagon)
Marnie (Head), Widow (Vice)
Vyperir- the Dorm of Order, inspired by the Silver Knight (Jyggalag)
Cosmos (Head), Eclipse (Vice)
The MC
On account of all the TES games having pushovers for MC’s that typically enable the Princes, the best MC for this would most likely be the Vestige, which means the only requirement for a Vestige-sona student would be the character would have had to die and then come back. The Vestige doesn't get placed in one dorm but rotates between the dorms every week, they get a personal room in each dorm that is left clean and untouched for them in the dorms, however if the Vestige grows attached to one dorm in particular, they can petition with that dorm leaders approval to stay permanently in that Dorm. Vestiges are popular in the dorms as they are fairly rare and are known to boost the Dorm's reputation and GPA if the dorm is chosen as when Vestiges in the past had chosen a specific dorm, that Dorm managed to surpass others in performance and popularity.
#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twisted wonderland#twst fanschool#heartslabyul#octavinelle#scarabia#savanaclaw#diasomnia#ignihyde#pomefiore
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Enough oblivion sexymen when are we getting an oblivion sexyladies poll I need my massive crush on Antoinetta Marie to be validated by public approval
(And to a lesser extent my crush on Arriana Valga)
Weeeelllll, we did have a fair number of ladies in the Sexyman Poll. It was more of a Sexyman (gender neutral) Poll, if you ask me. The issue is, people really like Sheogorath. A lot. Like more than Martin. Or at least the redditors do.
*shakes my fist at the redditors for what they took from me*
Ahem, but hey, I love Antoinetta Marie too and your love for her and Arriana Valga are 💯 validated here, Nonnie!
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sheogorath does NOT approve of WEEZER
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Last Dragonborn Sketch Stuff
Needed to figure out her tattoos under the armor. Doubled it with some note taking and mask practice. She keeps the mask on at all times to cover her curse.
Some of my LDB relation with other followers during the game under cut.
(sorry its all so low-quality it was just fun sketches/doodles)
Breakdown:
Farkas: 2nd follower she recruits, she joins the Companions trying to improve her confidence in herself, but it all went downhill fast. Stays a regular member because she doesn't want to be a werewolf. They have a good friendship, though they don't see each other too often.
He asks every once and awhile to see her face at least once, after all companions live a dangerous life. But she refuses.
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Cicero: The first follower she recruits, she had helped Cicero with the cart talks and even stayed to help repair it. She hung out with him during downtime at the brotherhood. After the fight, unaware Cicero was faking how injured he was, she left him a health potion before leaving. Cicero is loyal to the Listener, but he's still got his issues.
Cicero doesn't outright try and take her mask off, but he does try and get a peek when she eats or drinks potions. She's become more guarded about it around him.
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Miraak: After some horribly maddening quests with Sheogorath to get an artifact capable of freeing Miraak, she beat him down enough during the fight to get him to leave with her through her means. He lost a lot of his power through the forceful retreat, but he still maintains a great deal.
He has many conflicting feelings towards the Last Dragonborn, but knows for now he doesn't have anywhere else to really go. He thinks he's manipulating her, she's letting him think that to avoid fights but he hasn't successfully done it yet. They fight semi-often.
They've asked eachother about their mask once, and the mutual denial, they haven't inquired since.
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Sero: Having recruited him soon after arriving on the island, she has had a great dynamic with him. Their both one handed wielders with magic in the other. Although she uses ice and he uses flames, they balance each other well in battle. He doesn't approve of the company she keeps, but she's the best patron he's had in awhile.
He asked to see under her mask once, and after denial he doesn't pry. But he makes off-handed jokes. Even once offering to take his mask off in exchange for her to take hers off.
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on a technicality, a few of them. j'ensin, like a good number of khajiit even well into the 4th era, worship the pre-Riddle'thar spirits, practices the Old Ways, and dutifully walks The Path. Her gods are not the ancestral ghosts of the elves, nor the daedra of the nedes, but the Two Litters of Fadomai.
He primary patron is Boethra, the revolutionary goddess who gave her near-corpse a kick in the pants and the destiny of freeing the khajiit in Skyrim from the tyranny of the Stormcloaks, and Tamriel from the Dominion for the benefit of the khajiit - even after being crowned Empress and becoming the government, Ensin remains respectful and benevolent, knowing that her patron could easily send someone to depose her in turn.
When she first approached the northern shrine, the gathered Boethians expected their prince, but instead, some weird fucking cat manifested, without even asking for a sacrifice. They figured it was a test, and started slaughtering each other, to the khajiits' concern. Boethra sent J'Ensin to incite a rebellion against the Jarl of Vernim Woods, but such is only a temporary solution, and systemic change requires a systemic revolution - the dethroning of the entire Stormcloak ideology.
Boethra's wife Mafala appeared to J'Ensin before she could interact with Mephala and the door under Dragon's Reach, and had her discover Balgruuf's dirty secret for his own benefit, making him confront it, reconciling and rekindling his relationship with his children. They tried to destroy the door, but any room behind had vanished.
When she joined the Nightingales, it was not Nocturnal who first appeared to the three, but Noctra. While the toolkeeper deigned for Ensin to keep the Skeleton Key, J'Ensin refused for the sake of her colleagues who would need the persnickety Nocturnal's approval. She got the lockpicking indicator mod as a consolation prize.
Sheogorath, the Skooma Cat, is her great-great-great-grandmother, but she'd never know he was her. He appeared to her in Pelagius's mind as a bent, cat-shaped human with a scottish man's head, like some kind of GMod abomination. Holding the Wabbajack, for some reason, fills J'Ensin with nostalgia and a warm comfort.
She trusts for Hircine's guidance when she poaches or hunts, and Hircine once told her to hunt the most dangerous game, so she did, with Sinding's help.
She praises Azurah, as everyone does, and ended up recruiting Aranea after the former's role was completed (she and Erandur get along well) and J'ensin recovered her Star for her.
She almost ended up bound to Hermaeus Mora / Hermora as his champion after the Oghma Infinium mishap, but shot him in the eye with a pre-hidden Auriel's Bow before he could impale poor Storn, doing incredible damage to the daedra, looted Apocrypha as any good khajiit would do, and ended up subverting and redeeming his previous champion. They are not on good terms, to put it lightly.
Clavicus Vile isn't anything to the khajiit, but she knows him as a Cyrod god, and she knows he is tricky. She ran into Barbas, and because he was cute (for a dog), she helped him out, and he helped her out in navigating Clavicus' deal. She still doesn't know if this makes her his Champion or not, because it's just not a concept in khajiiti culture.
She worships other spirits too, such as invoking S'renndar or Baan Dar for protection and invoking Rahjin for luck, and she got on her feet in Riften with the help of the Temple of Mara, so she donates whenever she is in town. She still has nightmares about Ius, thanks to her uncles' stories, and begs for forgiveness whenever her arrows fail to kill an animal quickly. But they aren't daedra, so.
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I dug up this outfit… wearing it feels… maddening… it also makes me CRAVE CHEESE.. wonder why?
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so, i wasn’t sure, which gods, if any, should vampiric vampire hunter with questionable morality even worship.
but then my absolute favorite religion mod (that’s literally how it’s called) suggested in a dream that i might want to follow E B O N A R M
and it also provided some info in-game, but i wanted to know more, so i checked what uesp wiki has to say about them
and i mean... wha? this is exactly what his gay sassy ass would need!
‘an enemy of all the Daedric Princes except Sheogorath, as well as the Temple of Stendarr’
‘ravens’ (on the shoulder)
‘black knight’ (this char initially had a nickname dark knight, even though he is less than knighty)
'the God of War’
!!! welp, to be fair, he is also supposed to try and stop the bloodshed. which roland does! even though only sometimes... sheodaddy would be proud of some of his choices tbh.
but overall it is a fantastic match! it mostly rules out both aedra and daedra worshipping, honors his nobility and desire to serve, while also allowing for some chutzpah...
#tags should not be capitalized what is wrong with you tumblr#not saving tags properly#censoring pictures and text and now this#text post#The Elder Scrolls#Elder Scrolls#skyrim elder scrolls#Skyrim#twitch#builds and characters#my vampire boy#lol#WoW#gay skyrim#Deacon#Deacon Approves#CROSSOVER MUCH#dark knight#roland nay#sheogorath
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my friend @grunkiekong got THE BEST Cameo from the one and only Wes Johnson for our rp squad and long story short our beloved pastime of noclipping in eso is officially Sheogorath Approved
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