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if 3000+ devices exploded simultaneously and thousands got injured, 37+ ppl died in usa or london or france anywhere in the imperial core this website would be talking about it nonstop. my coworkers' relatives are lebanese and he hasn't been able to contact them because everyone's nervous of using anything with a lithium battery. the kids from diaspora are teaching their parents how to turn off find my phone and airdrop and other geolocating options. it's absurd to me people are carrying on like its normal, or just don't care cause c'mon ppl blow up in the middle east all the time, right?

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Fellas is it gay to separate from your body to impress the cute ghost girl you met three days ago

Fellas- fellas, is it gay to save the cute living girl you met three days ago by burning up the one thing keeping you on this world

Fellas is it gay to girlfailure so hard you accidentally open a crack between realities or something

Fellas fellas fellas, it is, it is gay

TL;Dr I loved the new Ghostbusters

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

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My sister was coming home from college and then we went on a murder spree. I think we were trying to see how many people we could kill without our parents noticing during a road trip vacation. We ended up dying because Justin Bieber (young one) swerved the car and we drove off a bridge.

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Something you should always remember about every single person you see on this site is that they are a tumblr user. They are the kind of person who uses tumblr

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jacking off and eating cornflakes at the same time just to prove a point

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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"wolfstar is canon" I say into the microphone. the crowd boos. I sigh and begin to walk off stage. "she's right" a voice says, I turn and there he is. David Thewlis.

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its so embarrassing when i'm reading a pretentious book and someone says "what are you reading!" and i have to be like "um it's uh. fear and trembling? by kierkegaard? well yeah it's um. philosophy. no i'm not in school. just reading it. for fun i guess. ha ha.....yea" like god just shoot me now

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Should I be proud or embarrassed??

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when something major goes down in a fandom you're not a part of

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ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

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"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

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Funniest kind of thing you can say about a grown celebrity

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They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

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