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putridangeldoll · 2 years ago
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I got my ass up all fuckin early, check the chore list on the board, and am dismayed to discover that my chore day is no longer Monday, and the other woman at shelter w my name is on the list. That means I have to leave before 8 like everybody else, instead of getting to chore until and hangout till 11. Then after getting ready n shit I go to the dinning hall and the fucker in line before me took the last of the damn cereal, so there goes my breakfast. I check the paper chore list ( to see what my chore day is) and the dumbass who wrote it up on the board didn't bother to double check which [Remy] was assigned today. It was my name on the paper list, so I now had less time to chore AND finish getting ready. If I had left w out checking I would've gotten a write up. I would've gotten in trouble for a staff members mistake. So i started to sweep dining hall, (that's my chore today) but realized I needed to wait for ppl to clear out more to clean it, so I thought I'd lay down for like 30 mins to an hour. No harm in that, right? WRONG. I wake up an hour later ON THE DOT to my case manager rapping on my bunk bars saying "you can't be sleeping get up get up" and she immediately proceeded to lecture me on how ppl who have chores don't get to go back to sleep and we're expected to work blahblahblah. I have fucking work today, its not like ive got fuck all to do but sleep. Im catching a snatch of rest while i fucking can..Bitch I was GONNA DO IT. I WANTED A MOMENT OF PEACE GOD FUCKING DAAAAMNNN. Never mind the fact that there's 2 women who are ALWAYS sleeping in every damn morning and nobody says shit. Nevermind the fact that those same 2 bitches are supposed to be in charge of laundry and I have literally never seen them open the laundry room for fucking anybody.
Fucking insane
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screamingfromuz · 3 months ago
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new little shit behavior that is actually a sign of issues in the child just dropped: making the sounds of sirens to freak other kids.
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mtg-cards-hourly · 1 month ago
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Boseiju, Who Shelters All
Grey ruins falling into darkness, even with sunlight still shining in the sky.
Artist: Jeremy Paillotin TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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thelittlebunnypawsthing · 1 year ago
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perfect bunne continues to be perfect.
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drtwit · 2 months ago
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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Bad Kitty
Miraculous Menaces AU
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Marinette and Alya debate miraculous powers, Gabriel is scheming, and Adrien... Joins a gang.
An AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.
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clonerightsagenda · 8 months ago
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Rules of this universe is you haunt the place with your strongest emotional connection so I would not be haunting the hospital even if I died there, I would be haunting my alma mater's library. Love that place. Loved telling people spooky stories about it. Finally there will be a ghost there for real and it will be me
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third-doctor · 7 months ago
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Sometimes growing up extremely sheltered and in a cult means your grasp of pop culture is really fucking weird and spotty. Toxic was just that song from Doctor Who. My only reference for the Beastie Boys is the Star Trek reboot. I routinely break or confuse the fuck out of people by not knowing shows or celebrities. To this day I have not seen an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.
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lemonduckisnowawake · 1 year ago
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Living Before the Edge
Okay wow. I did not expect to actually do the @inklings-challenge but I somehow did! This was so fun, as well, so many thanks to the organizers who created this! I was on Team Lewis and decided to take the more sci-fi-ish prompt (though I fear it's more fantastical regardless). I shouldn't have to give and content warnings but please let me know if you think I do!
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“Are you lost—”
“meluAAAAAAAAAN!”
A sigh.
“Are you—”
“Meluan, where are you, you little brat?”
The voice is close.
“Are you lost in the—”
The door burst open, interrupting Meluan’s third attempt to record her advertisement. She swiveled on her chair to see a very irate Wynan standing at the entrance, one hand on the door to keep it open.
Meluan considered jumping out of the window into the deep expanse of space, but she was pretty certain that Meryan had installed safety locks to avoid that happening…again. Eh, she’d get past them like always, but Meryan’s inventions were getting a lot harder to reverse engineer these—
A smack on the head and the door creaking shut reminded her that she currently had company.
“Ach, what do you want? What do you want?!” Meluan complained, shaking her head and rolling back, her chair crashing against the desk and jostling all the equipment on top of it.
Wynan was still glaring, her deep violet-black eyes boring into Meluan’s displeased form.
“You’re such an idiot,” Wynan stated, as if it was a fact rather than an opinion, her gaze settling back into something more neutral and relieved. “Meryan and I have been calling and texting your phone for the last half-hour. Relani even went outside to look for you, thinking you’d thrown yourself out again.”
Meluan grumbled, rubbing her head where Wynan had smacked it and using her other hand to dig through her pockets to fish out the phone she’d put on mute. “I was fine. I left you guys a note in the kitchen…”
Her words trailed off as she fished out both a phone and a sticky note attached to the back that said, ‘Will be in the silent room. Get me in an hour if I don’t establish contact within then.’
She stared at the yellow piece of paper with black ink stains.
“Oh…whoops.” Her eyes flickered to Wynan, who rolled her eyes. “Hey!” Meluan protested the action. “I was fine! I was planning on leaving a note, see?” She waved her phone with the note still on it at her sister.
“Key word being planning, actual fact being that you worried the three of us sick by disappearing during the morning,” Wynan sighed, settling down on the other chair and taking out her own phone. “Anyway, what were you doing?” she asked conversationally, texting the Meryan and Relani that Meluan had been safely located.
“I was just recording an advertisement for our station,” Meluan explained, pocketing her phone and the note once again and gesturing to the recording equipment on the table. She tapped the mic, sending an echo bouncing within the silent room. “But why were you guys looking for me? I’m not usually up in what we’ve established as the morning.”
Wynan raised an eyebrow at the first statement but didn’t comment, instead choosing to answer, “We have a new guest.”
Oh.
Meluan hopped out of her chair, remembering to switch off the mic. “Right, sorry…” she winced, fetching her jacket. “Lead the way.”
And lead the way Wynan did, going through the hallway of their space station, dramatically nicknamed the Abode Before the Void, then the A-Void, thanks to Meluan. It was a rather small station—not really a station at all, actually.
A-Void was a three-story house, to put it simply. It had a few extra features, such as a rocket engine and some additional parts that made it more…rocketish/stationish. But when one lost in the deep abyss of space would find it, their first comment would likely be and astonished, “Well, what’s a house doing floating at the edge of space?” When going inside A-Void, the same person would probably continue to be astonished on how it looked like a completely ordinary home with completely ordinary rooms, save for two, inhabited by completely ordinary-looking women.
When Wynan and Meluan found their way to the living room, they indeed found one such astonished person sitting on the sofa, blanket around them and steaming mug of one of Meryan’s concoctions on the coffee table in front.
“Welcome to the place you should A-Void!” Meluan exclaimed by way of greeting, sliding down the banister and bouncing up to land lightly on the coffee table.
While the figure in front of her did jump at her sudden entrance, the drink amazingly did not.
“Off the table, Meluan,” a new voice spoke up.
Both the figure wrapped in the blanket and Melun looked up to see a smiling woman with round glasses coming from the door. She carried a tray full of biscuits and cakes, which she promptly set on the table once Meluan had jumped off it.
“Sorry, Meryan,” Meluan muttered, not sounding sorry at all as she grinned impishly at their guest.
The figure swallowed, their eyes flitting from Meluan and Meryan.
“So sorry to keep you waiting,” Wynan spoke up, settling behind the sofa. When the figure flinched at her voice, jolting to look at her, Wynan added more carefully, “…would you care to give us a name?”
The figure swallowed, opening their mouth before closing it, hanging their head.
Meluan and Wynan exchanged a glance.
“Ah, can’t speak?” Meluan guessed, staring at the person, trying to get a better read when they nodded, confirming Meluan’s guess.
At first glance, the figure seemed to be a rather short and scrawny man, with dark brown hair closely cropped and sharp almond-shaped eyes. Their skin was about a shade darker than Relani’s but lighter than Wynan’s, and though their hunched posture was not very impressive, the knives they had strapped in multiple places and the muscles carefully hidden under their concerningly sheer sleeves—almost covered by the blanket—were not missed. Also not to be missed, Meluan noted, were their prominent tapered ears decorated with rather intricate earrings.
“Uh, don’t hate me for this but are you a man?” Meluan decided on blathering, sensing their discomfort at her staring.
Their guest blinked and rather guiltily nodded before grimacing at Meluan’s nonjudgmental gaze and quickly shook their head.
“…woman?”
A pause before they nodded, not really meeting Meluan’s eyes.
“Do you want to write down your story? Would you rather sign? Meryan here knows all the languages in the multi—er, world,” Meluan continued easily, taking a seat on the coffee table and smiling at their guest.
Their guest hesitated before slowly taking out her arms. “…who…are you? All of you.”
Fortunately, the sign language was one all three present knew. Given that, Meryan and Wynan stayed silent, letting Meluan do all the talking.
“Us? Uh…well, that’s difficult. You could say we’re sisters—we have another one but she’s currently outside,” Meluan answered, leaning back and looking up to the ceiling. Thinking about it some more, she returned her gaze to their guest. “I mean, our living situation is odd but we’re not anyone you should know, you know? But what about you? Do you have a name?”
The guest hesitated before signing the symbols for “solar eclipse.”
Wynan and Meluan both glanced at Meryan, unable to parse the language from the signs. For her part, Meryan took a seat on the rocking chair, frowning.
“Your name is…Sinnelia?” she tried and received an eager nod. Meryan smiled. “That’s a lovely name.”
The beam Sinnelia gave back to Meryan transformed her hesitant and somewhat pinched features into something softer, rather…adorable, too, despite her height. Actually…
“One moment, Sinnelia. You don’t have to answer this if it makes you uncomfortable,” Meluan broke in, tilting her head in suspicious curiosity. “But you’re…not a man or woman, are you? You’re a child, a girl.”
Sinnelia froze, whipping her head at Meluan, her brown eyes widening in fear.
“Woah, no need to look so afraid of us,” Meluan soothed, tapping the table. “We’re at the edge of the universe. And there’s no reason for us to send you back to wherever you came from. You’re a guest here, and you can run away from here at any time, too…though, uh, please at least steal some provisions from us first. And preferably a space suit.”
While Meluan’s words managed to take the edge of Sinnelia’s skittishness, she still looked tense. And also confused.
Wynan sighed. “Ignore her, Sinnelia. She doesn’t know what she’s saying half the time.”
“Well, it’s true,” Meluan protested, making a face at Wynan before her expression morphed back into something friendlier for the wide-eyed Sinnelia. “Don’t listen to her either, dear. Wynan’s just cranky because I caused some trouble.”
“If I was cranky every time you caused trouble, I’d be perpetually in a bad mood.”
“Are you not?”
A loud sigh from the stairway leading to the living room interrupted their argument. “Children, don’t fight,” Relani’s quiet soprano voice chided them.
Sinnelia jumped at the new voice, turning to see the other women’s dark-haired “oldest” sister in a space suit. When Relani caught Sinnelia’s gaze, she gave her a kind smile. “Welcome to our humble home.”
“And that’s Relani, our oldest sister,” Meluan explained to Sinnelia, handing her the still-steaming drink before the child could huddle back into the blanket.
Sinnelia took it, gratefully sipping the warm liquid and blinking at the pleasant taste. That was Meryan’s specific kind of magic for you.
“And our guest is called Sinnelia,” Meluan introduced. “Happy to see you back, Relani! How was space?”
The flat look Relani gave Meluan was response enough, and Meluan took that as permission to focus on their guest again. “Sooo…Sinnelia. Again, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to. But what brings you to the edge of the universe?”
Sinnelia stopped drinking, the mug still in her mouth before she set it down and looked down at her lap, her hands tightly clasped together there.
“You don’t want to tell us? That’s fine,” Meluan waved off, nodding with a look that one would call smug if it wasn’t so full of mischief.
When Sinnelia looked up at her, she laughed. “I’m serious.” Meluan gestured at the other women and herself. “Again, we have no reason to probe about your life story, though you’re welcome to probe us about us! We love talking.”
“You love talking,” Wynan corrected while Meryan and Relani laughed. But her expression softened somewhat when Sinnelia stared at her. “But she’s not wrong. You must be feeling overwhelmed, after all, lost in space and now suddenly having four people be loud around you. We’re always happy to answer any more questions you have.”
Slowly unfurling her fingers from their tight grip, Sinnelia looked up, blinking at Wynan and Relani behind her before her eyes traced the line between Meryan and Meluan, settling at the last woman.
Lifting her fingers, she carefully asked, “What…is this place? I thought…there was nothing at the edge of the universe.”
Meluan laughed, throwing her arms out and almost hitting Meryan. “This place? This is the Abode Before the Void—”
“That’s the best name we have so far,” Wynan supplied.
“—it’s a…resting stop, if you want,” Meluan continued as if uninterrupted, tapping her fingers against the wood again. “It can also be a place to resupply, a place to talk, a place for…anything, really. Because you’re right that there’s nothing at the edge of universe, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t something before it.” Her sparkling dark eyes softened as she met Sinnelia’s brown ones. “And, you know…it can also be a home.”
Sinnelia blinked. “Is it…your home?”
All four residents of said home nodded as Meluan chirped, “Yep! It used to just be Meryan’s home here, then Wynan’s, then Relani’s, and finally mine. We weren’t always sisters but…the relationship kind of built from there.”
Meryan’s eyebrows went up at the comment. “Uh huh…don’t listen to her, Sinnelia. It was actually Meluan here first.”
Meluan glanced sideways at her sister. “Well, perhaps, but I said it was your home first. It was never my home until all three of you were here.”
At those words, Meryan and Relani’s eyes almost instantly teared up, and even Wynan looked away.
“Meluan…” Relani sniffed, skirting around the sofa to crush said woman in a hug.
“Argh, get off, Relaniiiii! What did I do this time?!” Meluan protested, startled at the sudden display of emotion from the other ladies. “Sorry, sorry, Sinnelia!” she sputtered, looking over Relani’s shoulder at the girl. “They’re all so sensitive, honestly, and I always make them cry—ouch! Too tight, Relani…”
“Sorry,” Relani unrepentantly apologized, letting the shorter woman go, turning to smile at Sinnelia. “Do you want a hug as well?”
Sinnelia startled and shook her head, blushing at the offer. “I see that you’re all very close…” she quickly commented. There was something almost longing in her gaze, a story untold before she shook it off, adding, “But I still don’t understand this place.”
Still behind her, Wynan crossed her arms over the sofa’s backrest, humming in thought. “Well, I’m not sure how to explain this,” she pondered. “It’s like Meluan said. It’s an abode at the edge of the universe…and anyone who finds this place can do whatever they want. Stay, leave, rest, even attempt to destroy it.”
There was a knowing smile exchanged between all four women at the last words that seemed to bewilder the poor child.
“Preferably don’t destroy it. I’m rather fond of this place, not that it can be easily destroyed,” Meryan added, grinning mischievously as she took a biscuit from the plate. She broke half of it and offered it to Sinnelia, who took it after some hesitation.
“Just know,” Meryan continued between bites of the bready pastry, “we’re very serious in telling you that you’re welcome to stay here as long as you need. Or want.”
Setting her treat back on the plate, Sinnelia stared at Meryan, her hand gestures small and tense as she asked, “I’m not…intruding?”
“Of course not. This house is always open to anyone who needs a home for the time being,” the bespectacled woman assured. Her eyes falling on Meluan, who was stacking the cookies while Relani was carefully rescuing them from breaking, she added, “And to anyone who ever needs to come back.”
“You couldn’t intrude on us if you tried,” Relani agreed. “Besides, didn’t Wynan and Meryan bring you here?”
They had, in fact, and while neither Relani nor Meluan had been present, they could guess that they had saved the poor child from the emptiness of space. The somewhat healthier state they saw Sinnelia in right now was probably due to Meryan’s particular touch on the drinks. After Wynan used her own touch to give the girl a restful sleep, and Relani whipped up some of her special food, she’d likely be in tiptop health.
But the child didn’t know any of that.
She merely nodded at Relani’s observation, her shoulders relaxing from the tension they’d been locked in. And looking back at Wynan, Sinnelia signed clearly to her, “Thank you for helping me when I was going to die…I suppose…I didn’t really want to die, given how grateful I am to be alive.”
“And thank goodness that you’re alive,” Meryan quietly muttered, rocking back and forth quietly. “I hope you don’t ever feel so burned and trapped that you believe you must flee to the cold edge of the universe to find healing.”
“Mhmm,” Wynan agreed, smiling when Sinnelia’s head jerked back forwards to gape at Meryan. “I’m just glad we found you when we did.”
Tears began to form in Sinnelia’s eyes.
Clearly, they had touched a sensitive area.
“Oh, woah! Ladies, keep the sappiness down a bit!” Meluan stammered, back on her feet. “There, there, Sinnelia, don’t cry. Or, no…just let it out. You’re all right to cry here.”
And she did…crying silent tears, head lowered and one arm covering her face. Wynan rubbed the girl’s back soothingly while Relani went to the kitchen to fetch some of her more savory treats and warm up more of Meryan’s drinks.
When Sinnelia had collected herself, however, she looked up at them all, eyes rimmed with red and looking more and more like the child Meluan had earlier noted she was. “I’m sorry,” she managed shakily. “I just…am scared that this is a dream.”
“No, no…dreaming is for sleeping—oof,” Meluan sputtered when Wynan threw a pillow at her face.
“There’s no real way to tell if this is a dream, true, except for our assurances that this is very real,” Wynan offered the girl. “But there’s nothing to be scared of here.”
That only set off more tears, though they seemed tears of relief.
“Unless you want to be scared! But again, if you want to run, at least steal some of our stuff before heading back out—ach, Meryan!” Meluan gagged when the other woman unexpectedly grabbed her in a chokehold.
Meryan chuckled. “Enough, Meluan, you’re confusing the poor girl, and she seems confused enough already.”
Tentatively, Sinnelia wiped her eyes as she offered the two of them a smile. “I’m…all right. And…if it’s all right, can I stay? Just for a little bit. I know I’m asking a lot when you don’t know me but I…want to stay.”
“Of course,” Relani laughed, offering the girl one of the more savory cold pastries. “I wish we could explain better what this place is, but for now, if you know that you’re allowed to stay here at this Abode Before the Void and rest, that’s enough.”
And after another drink from the mug, Sinnelia took the pastry, watery eyes shining.
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“Are you lost at the edge of the universe? Have you reached the final frontier and realized you want to go beyond? Well, my friends traversing this cold emptiness, my fellow lost ones who have wondered if going beyond to the void and emptiness is better than wandering this eternal frost…before you decide to take that step across the edge of your universe, won’t you consider sharing a meal with four rather bored personages? Our company may be wanting but our home and food should hopefully be enough to make up for it. And you won’t even have to look for us either. We’re more than happy to find you if you so wish. And anyway…”
A merry little laugh interrupts the cheerfully dramatic monologue.
“Our home is always right there before the edge of the universe. Feel free to come in.”
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oldfangirl81 · 8 months ago
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Got reminded of two more funny (wtf variety) incidents at the animal shelter.
Now we would hold a stray animal for 7 days before moving them up for adoption, law was only 3 so occasionally we'd start the process earlier if stray area was full.
This male dog has been there 9 days. He was going to moved up to adoption room the next day. His owner showed up that day (the dog was not microchipped or wearing a collar because we checked) to claim his dog.
Now there are fees involved in it. Especially for a dog that had been there that long. Staff was explaining the fees (volunteers couldn't do redemptions).
"And this is the neutering fee."
"Can that be reversed?"
"...excuse me?"
"Can that be reversed because I wanted to breed him?"
"uh, no. His testicles are gone."
He made some comments also about never planning to have it done because he wouldn't want someone to do it to him. The staff just smiled politely and explained there are very good reasons to spay/neuter pets.
And then the second was during the middle of kitten season. A woman called the shelter convinced we either lied about the sex of the kitten or gave her the wrong one. Her evidence? She adopted a boy kitten and this one had nipples. Bless the volunteer who calmly explained about mammals without laughing.
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ibijau · 2 years ago
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Medka and Karadeg’s first meeting in a nutshell <3
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hirokiyuu · 1 year ago
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finally got my hands on bg3 and its so good but oh my god i feel like i unlock a new quest every five seconds
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tiberius-kirks · 2 years ago
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update I have a cat now she is currently at the top of the leaderboard for #1 best cat in the world, can't wait to see what she'll accomplish
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mapecl-stories · 2 years ago
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holyviolence · 1 year ago
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look they've even got homophobia. part 7
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ringio · 2 years ago
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I wanted to write a new fiction and supply it with my own illustration. There is already a script. I started with an illustration. It required so much effort and time that there was nothing left for the text.
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insomniac-arrest · 2 years ago
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Kids love violence and horror actually ❤️
it's so funny when people critique dark tropes and plotlines with "this isn't appropriate, people ACTUALLY going through this" because the human condition is like. very much the point.
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