#shelia south park

[welcome2southpark]

Episode 1 pt 2

The trio stood in a desecrated field before following the trail.  

"Dude how do you not burn up in that cloak Mysterion" Human Kite asked, green and gray eyes trailing the area trying to find the creature hiding in the grass. Farmer Denkins had attempted to handle it by shooting at it before they got there, scaring it into hiding. 

"I used to where a huge parka 24/7" he shrugged, voice all gruff. 

"Let's focus," Sunstar said. "I don't want us getting mauled…..but how did you manage with the parka- KITE BEHIND YOU!" Kite leapt away as Mysterion summoned shadows to have it slam into. 

"Box it in!" Kite called as he and Sun launched into the air. 

"Got it!" He's about to but it recovered quicker than planned and it charged him. It bowled him over and attempted to claw him only to be plasma blasted away before being hit by a mint green wind. It stumbled dizzy and sleepy. 

"Now!"

Mysterion quickly surrounds it as Sun grabs the edges making a bindle with the flexible shadows. Human Kite healed up the scuffs on Mysterion. "Take the tunnels back"

"I will after letting Farmer Denkins know its done." He glanced around "I feel like Mephesto's gonna be sued for damages…" 

"Oh definitely" 

After shedding his costume and hiding his less than human features, Kyle attempted to sneak into his house.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"

'Shit' he thinks, turning to see his angry mother. "Hi mom…"

"You're two hours late and we're supposed to pick up your little brother." She said angrily, hands on hips.

"I had an emergency, and Ike is ten. You let me go all over when I was ten." He grumbled. 

"That's not the point!" She huffed. "Where have you even been?!"

"My friend had an emergency"

"Oh?"

"Kenny fainted due to low iron so I stayed till he was better."

"Oh well that was very sweet of you bubby but tell me next time. Me and your father were very worried!"

"Yes mom, I'm sorry. I got distracted." He gave her a hug before heading upstairs. 

"I almost won Rainbow Road too-" Karen was telling Kenny as they approached their home. She was cut off by glass breaking. 

"-YOU DUMB WHORE!"

"FUCK STUART REALLY! WINDOWS ARE PRICEY. GOD YOUR SO STUPID!" 

"I'M NOT THE THE ONE WHO FLUSHED MY LAST ROCK!"

"Karen…climb the ladder to get to your room." 

"Kenny I'm not afraid ta pass their fights, Mama used to hold me-" 

"Karen. No. Go"

Karen went silent, his voice was scary. Familiar but scary. She nodded and slipped around the back. 

Kenny slipped to the front to see the fight. 'Crap' he thought as he saw his dad had thrown a desk through the window. He'd have to get some plastic to patch that. He looked into to see if they had any weapons.

"You know how hard it is to get GOOD crack anymore!"

"God damn it I told you that wasn't me!" 

Kenny sighed and went to the back ladder and climbed up. 

"Are you gonna go to work tonight?" Karen asked sniffling. 

"No, I'll call Tweek…."

Ramona arrived at the pharmacy. She just needed to get her meds and go. 

"It'll be a minute." the pharmacist said. "Sit down."

She sighs and sits down. Praying they'd read the note on her ID paper. 

"Ramone? Ramone Winstedle?"

'Damn it. At least it's not my dead name" she thought and went to grab it. "It's Ramona"

"Well last week it was-"

"Shut up Gerry, fucking conformist." Micheal walked up from the back. "Mark told you to knock that shit off" he edged him away from the desk. "Go sort pills"

Gerry grumbled as he walked away.

"Ignore him he's a fucking loser. Anyways here. You wanna snag a candy bar for ya troubles"

"Wow that's surprisingly nice of you-"

"Loser, I get a bonus every time I sell one. They count the bars, not the cash. Idiots."

"That's the Micheal I know." He huffs and gestures with his pen for her to leave. 

FIRST

[quinntism]

Eric’s first time trying to break into Kyle’s house

[zuoschlecht]

Take me away, hot new jersey woman, take me away from this place

[troopers-toons]

I wanna post here more often so uhhhhh *throws lesbian Sharon marsh at you and runs away and falls over and starts crying on the floor*

[my-nostalgia-is-horror]

iiiiii think this is shelia? she stood out and like it looks like her kinda

[tw33k-tucker]

I'm bored, have a few (Random) South Park Headcannons of mine(Mostly Tweek/Me, sorry)

Tweeks teeth are yellow, not because he doesn't brush his teeth very often(he doesn't, but I'll digress), but because of the sheer amount of coffee he drinks

Kenny made a friend group with Butters n' Tweek called the 'Blonde Boys', and they meet up at the school playground every Wednesday and Friday after lunch and they fuck around all day till it's dark out

Craig takes Tweek out to a hill near starks pond on pretty nights and they watch the stars together

Tweek puts a chair up against his door at night(Cause he doesn't have a lock) to try and keep the underpants gnomes(and whatever else is there) away

Kyle has mouth scars that he covers with makeup he steals from Shelia (You know why, and that was very traumatic for me(When I was still Kyle, and also now) so I'm not gonna elaborate further)

Craig gives Tweek his hat when he's yanking on his hair so he doesn't pull it out again

Thomas(Craig's dad) didn't used to like Tweek but overtime he's grown to be fine with him

And yeah, that's all👍

[timecryptid]

I love the idea of when Kyman has a kid together they give the kid Cartmans last name for some reason and when teachers see the last name at first they’re all fine because sure this means the kid might be a little bit of a hard student it’s going to be fine.

And then they’re worried once someone reminds them about Kyle. And they all have to hope that he doesn’t become his mother and isn’t in every other day to complain (he turns out just like his mother and is in fact there every other day to complain)

[meegan420]

Sheila and Kyle South Park/South Paws 🐾 my hams

[ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch]

cmon we all know that one south park episode...

[sometranssoup]

GUYS MY FIRST EVER ART REQUEST!!! 🥳 🥂

Anyhow,thanks to @lordcringe for being the first person to ever request some art. I'm physced to say that it was for Shelia Broflovski,since she's one of my favorite South Park characters. Here she is,along with Gerald cause I couldn't do Shelia without him.

[cookiesandlynx]

SOUTH PARK 26x3 Overview. SPOLIERS FOR 26x3!!!

I'm actually writing this down while watching the episode, so there's gonna be more things I know and remember

We finally got our integrity weed episode

Randy playing Hogwarts Legacy. That's it

SHELLY SCENES! I LOVE HER!!

I like the look of their bathroom

Rest in peace "ol' blue"

Home Depot is an exact replica of my mom's work

This episode reminds me of "More Crap" from season 11 with its humor

I like how it's not a weed episode in general, it just takes place at tegridy farms

[BIG SHOT](I'm sorry, but I'm super into deltarune)

I like the look of that blonde girl

Randy being pretentious is a mood

Stan's voice sounds kinda different

JFK Randy

Randy has hemorrhoids reminds me of that vine

Butters is so adorable

Jimmy speaking facts. I love him!

What is Randy's middle name? My guess is Samuel.

Okay, apparently his full name is Randall "Randy" Marvin Marsh. Where did the S come from?

Randy muttering Japanese in his coma

Harrison Yates being iconic(The police chief)

The proctologist taking the home Depot hostage then shoots his foot.

Jimmy Valmer lore. He's an icon.

This is a really dramatic episode, considering where this episode started

We finally get Kyle in the 19-minute mark!

"Bro! I got ****ing shot!"-Randy Marsh, 03/01/23

Ol' Blue is back!

It's a very generic title

In conclusion, I really like this episode. It seems like something they would do in seasons 10-13. I think it's better than Worldwide Privacy Tour but not as good as Cupid Ye. I thought it would be a stupid episode about toilets and fart jokes, but it got dramatic super fast. Even if you don't watch recent south park, I would watch this one.

[losertownz]

I miss when Kyle would call his mom "ma".

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[skribz202]

Hey guys, take this Ike one shot I wrote on Ao3:

AU- Lost Hope

TW- Vivid Imagery (I think)

That smell. That horrendous smell. It's all that fills my mind. I sit bolt upright and dart my eyes around my room. A thick fog of death clouds my ceiling while the rest of my belongings are painted in terrifying reds and oranges.

"Mom?" I call out bewildered. I sat there for a moment, taking in all of the chaos going on around me. Flames were engulfing my surroundings, I could hear faint screams coming from elsewhere, but all I could think about was how much I missed Kyle. If this were to happen when he was here, he would've got everyone outside in time because he was such a light sleeper. Then reality sunk in, and I remembered that Kyle wasn't here. It was just me. My fight or flight senses kicked in and I leapt out of bed. I made my way to the door that lead to the hall-way to save my parents, but there was a catch. The door was jammed. Either some debris blocked it's way, or I had locked it earlier when coming into my room. Well, whatever it was, I didn't care. The door handle had started to burn my hand, and I knew I wasn't going to stick around for long. I took a quick look to find a way to get out of my room when I saw that I'd left my window open. I did a quick analysis in my head. I'm on the second floor of my house. My window is not that high from the ground, but not to low either. I could probably survive the jump if I did it carefully. There's no time for that, however, so without a second thought, I flew out of the open passage and gravity pulled me down to land on the soft, crunchy snow beneath me. The air came out of my lungs, which lead to me attempting to take in more, but it wasn't long after that until I took off running. Running past Cartman's old house, past Stan's old house, past that weird blonde kid's old house, until I stopped and looked back at my own. It was barely recognizable as a house anymore. In fact, it looked like the incinerator scene from Toy Story 3 had been ripped out of the movie and placed into real life. As I was looking at this gigantic fire, a thought suddenly hit my mind. Nothing could have survived that. My parents were probably gone by now, and there was nothing I could do about it. I felt tears prick my eyes before I took off running again. Where could I even go from here? Karen's family were already struggling, Tricia's family weren't to keen on taking new members, and Firkle, well, there was no chance. So who could I go to? Then it hit me.

"STAN!!!!!!!" I cried out. At this point I was having a full-on meltdown while sprinting. There was no way I was ever going to see my parents again, so now I had lost everyone. No more Kyle, no more mom, no more dad, hell, I didn't even know where my cousin was. For Gods-sake, even my own birth parents didn't want me. As I neared closer to Stan's new house, one thing kept replaying in my mind. A thought that was so simple, yet I had no way to answer it.

What even caused the fire in the first place?

[zuoschlecht]

Absolutely adore this woman

[quietmtntown]

this fandom goes to easy on sheila tbh she aint a great mother not with her temper and outright murders in the movie as someone who has been scared of her mom i dont like how Sheila always got a pass

and i never undersstood what candance big deal was if i had brothers like her i'd be going on all the adventures with them while also.. being concerned about how safe they are

i rem that one ep with randal who almost befriended the main gaang it was a nice episode

[krist-420]

Flipping Awesome!

Hello, this is my new favorite blog. Looking through it, I had a very dumb idea and I'm wondering if you'll humor me, can you do Kyle as you usually do with Kyle's cousin Kyle as like. A gerbil. Maybe Sheila is there.

Shelia,Kyle and Cousin Kyle South Park /South Paws

TYSM, this is a great ask ! It took a little longer than I thought. I hope you like it.