#sheev

[sharnefarn]

[ventresses]

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2/?)

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[threebea]

Do you think his full name is Sheeven Palpatine?

[iftadwascool]

[alarminglybad]

Only a Sith deals in absolute bangers.

[cuprohastes]

The Emperor (Not that one the other one... No the other other one. Yeah him)

My headcanon for Palpatine goes like this:

Sheev Palpatine: I can has Force Jedi: Sorry you must be this short to join the Jedi order. As you are potty trained, fuckya. Jedi: Also, don't be using the force. That's our thing. Sheev: Awwwww. Sith (Plaguis?): Hey kid. You wanna... use the force? Sheev: OH BOY! Sith: OK here's how to do force lightning, read this lightsabre manual. I'm gonna take a nap. Sheev: Hmm. Sheev: I sense some plot expedient murder is called for. Now I can do electric fingers, what else is there to learn? Sith: [expires of sleep stabbing] Sheev: [Gets a job in Politics] Sheev: [Gets called out by Mace Window Windu] Sheev: Eat lighting! Mace: uh. How about no, motherfucker‽ Sheev: [Melts his own face.] Sheev: Anakin! Save me! It's plot expedient! Sheev: Well that worked out. OK on with the plan. I'm calling it the Death Star. Vader: [Wheeze] Sheev: You crack me up little buddy. BeeTeeDubs you murdered your wife and unborn child. Vader: [Angsty wheeze] Sheev: WTF, the deth star blew up? Damn, the spare's only half done. Vader: My son's not dead. Sheev: [Forgetting he's spent 20 years mindfucking Anakin about this] Yeah well kill him. Vader: Kill him ORRRRRRRR Bring your son to Work Day! Sheev: Eat Lighnting! Luke: [Sizzle] Vader: Yeet! Sheev: [Microwaving himself] Sheev: Luckily I have this plot expedient loophole. Sheev: Whelp. It took another 30 years but I'm BACK BABY! Sheev: And now, young Rey, Grandpappy is going to suck out your soul. Rey: Ha! Plot expedient bullshit GO! Sheev: ... wow you really are my grand-daughter, though actually technically my neice. Cloning, Amiright? Sheev: Anyway... How about... Sheev: Eat lightning! Ha! Never fails! Sheev: [Explodes from Force Lighting]

What I'm saying is that if Palpatine had just told the Sith to fuck off, he'd have probably still managed to become Emperor because he was actually really good at the politics and 100% sucktacular at the force crap.

[memyselfandtheemperor]

For the new comers  that are insterested in reading  the whole comic thingy from the beginning, you can do it here:  

https://memyselfandtheemperor.tumblr.com/post/685417116140273664

I´ll reply to the remaining inbox questions next week!

Cheers!

[vent-mon-hyperespace]

I’d like to present my thesis.

Or, how Palpatine really died.

[swan2swan]

"But what senator would have the courage to propose such a somethingsomething?"

[what-is-going-on-even]

Is it bad that I’m totally headcanoning this lady as someone that fucked Palps, because I’m a die hard adherent of Sheev Fucks???

[jonberry555]

Palpatine versus Palpatine - Star Wars on Instagram #starwars #theclonewars

Palpatine versus Palpatine - Star Wars on Instagram

The Clone Wars Was Sheev Palpatine (Darth Sidious) playing Chess against himself.

[jaredrosen]

ZAP incoming

[xboxseries]

if women are oppressed then why

[vforvalensa]

White boy shocks jedi master by perfectly casting force lightning

[stealingpotatoes]

AU where Anakin and Owen are actually brothers like we deserved in the films. Nothing about the plot changes it just makes everything like 20% sadder. (Plus space wizard farmer family shenanigans).

I honestly believe half-brother Owen could give Anakin enough of a reality check for this to be a fix-it au LOL

(commission info // tip jar!)

[vent-mon-hyperespace]

Anakin: I’ll do whatever you ask of me, even destroy the Taco Bell.

Palpatine: Good-wait, what? You hate Tacos?

Anakin:

Palpatine: No, no, no. Where I get my lunch, that is. A good sith you will not become.

Anakin: . . . ?

Palpatine: Try and turn Kenobi, I will. His love for tacos, strong, it is.

Anakin, *vwoom* *charges forward*:I will kill you!!