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[ventresses]

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2/?)

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[iftadwascool]

[alarminglybad]

Only a Sith deals in absolute bangers.

[lazerswordweilder]

Trigger warning for the mental problems that come with whatever’s wrong with Vader

In the movie they act like Vader is completely fine (or at least holding it together) mentally upon waking up from the surgery and I’m pretty sure he immediately starts his job as Darth Vader. Which I think is crazy. This man has not slept in at least 2 days (not counting surgery) and hasn’t eaten in longer, had his entire family die or be presumed dead except for one close friend who is suddenly his slaver and his brother who betrayed him, then he burnt alive and lost his three remains limbs, was told his life was a lie, he was part of a plan in the making generations before his birth, and had his view, understanding and knowledge of the galaxy abruptly shattered, flipped upside down, then dragged through the seven sith hells for good measure. All during the course of two or three days. And there’s probably more!

What I think should happen, is that he stumbles off the table, has his defeated scream of rage, then falls to the floor and goes completely unresponsive for at least a day. Even Sidious decides he’s not touching that particular mess with a 10ft pole and lets Vader be, and one very poor officer walks into the wrong room at the wrong time with the wrong set of knowledge (they were interested in psychology as a kid but never really pursued it) and doesn’t think too much of it at the time, but a little later realised they walked in on DARTH VADER having a complete breakdown/episode/whateverthehellthatwas which -with their very limited knowledge- they realised was definitely not caused by a good okay moderate life and who let it get that far?! They don’t even know how to put their feelings and thoughts about this into word! Someone get Lord Vader a hug and- and a safe space to talk it out.

[memyselfandtheemperor]

For the new comers  that are insterested in reading  the whole comic thingy from the beginning, you can do it here:  

https://memyselfandtheemperor.tumblr.com/post/685417116140273664

I´ll reply to the remaining inbox questions next week!

Cheers!

[a-morningstar-120]

I’d like to present my thesis.

Or, how Palpatine really died.

[swan2swan]

"But what senator would have the courage to propose such a somethingsomething?"

[what-is-going-on-even]

Ok, I just found out there’s a in universe book written in Palps pov entitled Secrets of the Sith and I’m so going have to buy this shit now. WHY MUST I BE SUCH A SUCKER FOR SHEEV

[jonberry555]

Palpatine versus Palpatine - Star Wars on Instagram #starwars #theclonewars

Palpatine versus Palpatine - Star Wars on Instagram

The Clone Wars Was Sheev Palpatine (Darth Sidious) playing Chess against himself.

[jaredrosen]

ZAP incoming

[randomwritingguy]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Dooku: Jedi Lost - Cavan Scott, Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Dooku & Qui-Gon Jinn, Dooku & Anakin Skywalker, Dooku & Asajj Ventress, Dooku & Sifo-Dyas (Star Wars), Dooku | Darth Tyranus & Palpatine | Darth Sidious, Dooku & Sheev Palpatine, Dooku & Jedi Council (Star Wars) Characters: Dooku (Star Wars), Dooku | Darth Tyranus, Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, Sheev Palpatine, Darth Sidious, Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Qui-Gon Jinn, Jenza (Star Wars), Asajj Ventress, Savage Opress, Darth Maul, Yaddle (Star Wars), Sifo-Dyas (Star Wars) Additional Tags: Character Death, Canonical Character Death, Death, Murder, Angst, Corruption, Flawed Jedi Order (Star Wars), Movie: Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Canon Compliant, Evil Sheev Palpatine, Dooku Dies (Star Wars), Dooku Needs a Hug (Star Wars), Illusions, Self-Reflection, Flashbacks, Seduction to the Dark Side, The Dark Side of the Force (Star Wars), Betrayal, Lies, Manipulation, Sad, Sad Ending, Hurt No Comfort Summary:

“Kill him.”

Two words. Two words was all it took to render the pain of Dooku’s sizzling stumps where his hands had once been into nothing but an illusion.

The pain transports itself to his heart, his soul, his mind, his everything. It consumes him like a rathtar would easily consume its prey. The prey in this situation is obvious, he would be deluded to think otherwise, but the rathtar not so. From an outside perspective, one would immediately and wrongfully assume it is the opponent who has bested him in combat.

But he isn’t. He isn’t even looking at him.

Instead, Dooku looks at the real predator. The real rathtar. The rathtar in the form of a senior human male, white receding hair combed at neatly backwards, dressed in Courscanti grey robes, and cool-glass blue eyes that act as daggers to stab his now-false hopes to the core.

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine of the Galactic Republic. Former Senator of Naboo. Dark Lord of the Sith. Darth Sidious.

His master. Or rather, very soon, his former master.

[xboxseries]

if women are oppressed then why

[adaloresocialrevenant]

Patron - Sheev - BlastRaccSeev

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[youngcreativenerdgoddess]

@jackdaw-kraai

You are the dancing queen. Young and sweet, Chancellor Palpatine

[a-morningstar-120]

Anakin: I’ll do whatever you ask of me, even destroy the Taco Bell.

Palpatine: Good-wait, what? You hate Tacos?

Anakin:

Palpatine: No, no, no. Where I get my lunch, that is. A good sith you will not become.

Anakin: . . . ?

Palpatine: Try and turn Kenobi, I will. His love for tacos, strong, it is.

Anakin, *vwoom* *charges forward*:I will kill you!!

[what-is-going-on-even]

Is it bad that I’m totally headcanoning this lady as someone that fucked Palps, because I’m a die hard adherent of Sheev Fucks???