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dear-happypills · 8 months ago

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XXX

me: , fuxx.... i totally forgot *as I check my phone messages.

happypills: forgot whuut?

me: *sigh. .... you know, the last time i spoke with my parents, they like gave me the hard talk of.... *SIGH ... turning thirty soon... and basically told me that my body and ... my attractiveness will fade soon.... very,.. quickly.... soon. like soon...

and... that i should start looking for a partner for marriage

happypills: .... i dont think your attractivness was ever an age problem.......... just. might be.. como se dice.... a you problem. ??? dont even trip dawwggg. thirtyyyyyyy

me: fuXX you..... ... .ah. fuXX this............. i was hoping to die by 26...

happypills: *looks puzzled. why.... why 26???

me: *shrugs. i dunno. just seemed like a good age to die.

happypills: -_-;;

me: ANYWAYS.. my parents are telling me this... and my mental focus is fading... just. at the reality.. of having to prepare.... to live alone with you.. YOU...

happypills: *nodds earnestly

me: *pointing at happypills, disgusted.

...YOU. forever... and so imthere.... just nodding to whatever my moms saying and just say

"yea.... yea... yea".

and then shes like REALLY??

happypills: really to what????

me: so thats the thing. that conversation was like months ago, and then like a week ago she sends me a number of a girl.

and.. i dunno. i just felt like shit.... i mean, like .... im not desperate.

happypills: nope. not desperate.... its,... its just you cant find someone.

me: shutthefuckup im not done.

happypills: wait........waaiiit. how come you didnt censor it that time????

me: shutthefuckup. because you deserved it.

ANYWAYS. i felt like shit. so i just ignored the text when i got it and put it out of my mind...

until now.

happypills:. .... well , if you think about it. thats how dating apps work.... you know, like. putting your number and information out there because youre desperate enough to find someone...

me: NO, its worse. i dont even know what she looks like

happpypills: LOLLL

me: NOnono,///// thats.... not the pointtttt. i mean......... eh. whatever.... wait, but like why couldnt my mom have just given away my number, like you know what i mean? so that the onus isnt on me to be the one contacting a stranger first.... ... And like, to even say what?????

happypills: .... OH JEEZ pick a lane. now you want to whore out your number???

me: .................................. *angrily holds back. OH JEEZ, its not like idonthavetothinkabouthowthispersonisconnectedtomymomschoirfriendandshehastosavefaceorthefactthatitsbecomeachorethatsstressingtheshitoutofme.

JEEZ.

happpypills: ...... ohhh jeEEEZZZZ. someone sounds stressed... so whatre you going to do???

me: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................................... NOTHING.

happypills: oh. pwuh. dont say that............... youre not doing nothing.

me: ... nope. really. i think ill do nothing. the whole thing is just weird. and. i dunno. when things get to a point, i just. i just ..... turtle...... turtle the fuck away kind of turtle...... youknowwhatimean????.. im... ima do nothing.

happypills: *gets really passionate NO! NONO youre NOT doing nothing okayyy. YOU HEAR ME....

.... YOURE... YOURE TURNING THIRTY THIS YEAR... THAT TRIPPLE. ROMAN NUMERAL XXX, THIRTY.

me: fuxx you. ARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggggggggggg

*SIGH

............. ........... ..

well, they say everyone dies alone right????

happypills: LOLOLOL.

me: why are you laughing thats not fuXXing funny!

happypills: hehe. im a die with Christ yo.

me: OH OHKAY.. But.... do you know what i mean????? like.. just the whole thing.

it just.... makes me feel.....

retarded....

wait. its okay to say that when i genuinely believe that about myself right??

happypills: -_-.... not with the way you seek for confirmation from me like that... i mean like, thats retarded... oh wait. so i guess youre right.

me: *squints see.... that.. i dont think used that word right there....

happypills: UGH, i just dont get why you need to be stressed out about this. bbRRROOOOo youre three decades this year.

me: .. i ... i um dont think thats anything to brag about.... i mean, i guess its a big thing in the Pillsian world or whatever, but thats just shenanigans. im not getting any younger.

happypills: no........nnoooooo youre not... . buttt... .BUT WISER?????

*makes mind blown hand motion. and then quickly changes.

no.. no not that..

me: ..................................................... -_-;;

happypills: i think you tend to overthink things.

me: ....... OH. SO, ANALYZING the situation IS AN ISSUE.

happypills: ............. just sounds like BITCHING to mehhhhhh.

me: ....... PSH. pWUh. whatever. whatever.

IM A TURTLE.

BIE.

happypills: thats three decades worth of maturity right there.

- happypills

#happypills

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t4yce · 2 years ago

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I know I’ve been gone for a little but now that I’m back I had to stop by an invade your inbox and get your opinions on Drag Rave Sverige💜

I’ve really liked the first two episodes and I feel like there’s a perfect balance of teasing, kindness, and authenticity from the queens and I’m really liking Fux as a host

So far my favorites are Imma Queen, Elecktra, and Fontana. Imma seems very sweet and is so imaginative and different and I just love seeing her interpretation of things displayed in her drag. Fontana is another sweetheart and her makeup is gorgeous. Her genuine enthusiasm and the fun she has definitely gives me Arantxa energy which I absolutely love. And to me Elecktra radiates quiet confidence and I feel like she’s been doing drag long enough to know she’s amazing but is still super relatable

Admira has been growing on me too since I was worried that she’d take things too seriously (since she comes off as super professional and put together) but she’s shown how light-hearted and nurturing she can be which I was glad to see. Santana’s looks have been amazing and I feel like she’s ver intriguing snd I definitely want to see more of her. And I find myself having a soft spot for Endigo since she seems like a sweetheart who is really trying to give it her all

How have you been liking the show so far? Which queens are your early favorites?

Hello!! first and foremost its nice to have you back, I did notice you hadn't posted in a while, hope you're doing well!! 💕💕 and 2nd of all, sorry its taken me so long to reply ive been extremely behind on sverige.. i swear it just started and then suddenly i was seeing 'are you team' posts on twitter lol i'm still not fully caught up but watched a few more eps earlier this week and i think i'm caught up enough to at least reply now 😅 But yes i'm really liking Fux too, i loveee the look he wears in those pop up videos in the werkroom it reminds me of something you'd see in panto! And yes to everything you said about fontana, she's one of my favs too!! so much so that i had to pause my cathing up plans after ep5 because i was so annoyed at how they treated her that ep! she did not deserve to be in the bottom but as soon as they announced euphoria as the lip sync song i knew she'd be staying!! but yeah still not happy about how that ep went down

I'm glad you're liking Admira too because I am obsessed with her! She reminds me of miss fame in a way?? or maybe like her aunt lol Her looks are always incredible (her liquorice look is probably my favourite from the whole season so far) and she clearly takes what she does very seriously but like you said there's still an air of light heartedness about her. Plus she's so funny. Obsessed. Like you Vanity, Santana and Elektra are also some of my favs for very similar reasons but also can i just say I have not heard 'irish coffee' in the same way since elektra's talent show.. the way she says it has just been living in my head each and every day and it probably will continue too do so for the forseable future Overall I am liking the season but if i'm being honest i haven't fully connected with it?? Maybe because it started when Belgique was airing and thats my no1 so far this year, but also i didnt connect with s15 much either so maybe its just me 😅

#ask #tumble4rpdr #message

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crowsent · 4 years ago

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tales from the smp: the village that went mad ft. salt losing his goddamn mind

“im jack. and. im a farm person, and i like p o t a t o e s”

starting the stream well i see. ponk coming in with generic potato boy and i love him for it

QUACKITY

“my name is helga, wife of badboyhalo” QUACKITY

karl: “bad, explain your character other than person that beats up their wife”

bad, immediately: “well, i do declare that my name is jimmy and im the mayor of this town”

and then bbh just fucking starts spinning around when hes asked what the name of this town is, theres a pause, and then he fucking hits us with “not a very good town, town” like BAD

this is why i love this man

this is why i fux with this man

he is unparalleled

but as much as i love bbh and would literally murder god for him, he still canNOT match the quiet theatricality of mr corpsehusband saying “im gonna turn around and itll all make sense” and then he has a fucking CAT TAIL

corpse “choke me like you hate me” husband is a fucking CATBOY ladies and gentlemen

hes a fucking catboy which further proves something which we already knew was true all along: furries exist in minecraft and are, in fact, accepted in society and treated no less differently than humans

this is why fundy and antfrost can just walk around without anyone telling them shit

this is why wilbur can fuck a salmon

corpse “catboi” husband paved the fucking road and drove down in a custom vintage jaguar so every other furry on the smp could fucking drive behind him in a second hand porsche

i salute you mr corpsehusband

truly amazing

miles memeington, connoisseur of steak and bob, “bob the builder” need no explanation

CORNELIUS COMING IN WITH THE BRIGHTASS NEON GREEN BODYSUIT EVERYBODY

GIVE IT UP FOR CORNELIUS

BEST RPER ON THE ENTIRE SMP

CORNELIUS GREENBODYSUIT EVERYONE

tubbo with the very cute ‘i am robin, i am an orphan child” being IMMEDIATELY ruined by karl sayin

“dont let technoblade hear about that”

i love this already

feed me technoblade lore. the man never fucking uploads so i have to get content adjacent to him

i wanna hear about technoblade the orphan killer. i want that backstory lore

and also i wanna protect robin the orphan boy because hello???????????

that skin???????

let me adopt you mr orphan boy

i love quackity just very casually going “my husband and i had intercourse” at the fucking TOWN MEETING BY THE WELL

truly

quackity’s comedy is unmatched

“hes into lots of weird stuff. he taught me this one thing called dunderhead”

and IMMEDIATELY someone (cant tell who, i have auditory processin issues) fucking goes “i DO NOT know this woman” and tbh if i were in that fucking town hall listening to my fucking weirdass neighbour casually lay out all her family secrets, id fucking say that shit too. id fucking disown this bitch as my neighbour. id fucking pretend she doesnt exist

imagine your fucking next door neighbour siddling up to you in the fucking w*lmart while youre just minding your own goddamn business trying to buy a fucking banana and your next door neighbour helga is dressed in a fucking bikini going “my husband fucked me so hard i couldnt walk” and even though you are clearly not interested and trying desperately to get away from her and her wackass gossip, helga goes ahead and fucking LISTS OUT HER HUSBANDS KINKS IN THE FUCKING FRUIT AISLE AT FULL VOLUME

id die

id just fucking die

id uninstall life right then and there

id pack my fucking bags and take a fucking extended vacation to guatemala and never return. id fucking change my goddamn name just to ensure that people never associate me with this woman.

thats what quackity is doing and i am very thankful this man exists and has given us the treasure that is helga

cOuLd iT Be iN ThE nAMe oF SaTaN???????? 🤔

karl

bruh

bustin out the fucking OLD conspiracies huh

“or could it be in the name of content on karls stream”

and hes just casually breaking the 4th wall too huh

kinda stealing techno “ill read donations in the middle of rp bc i need a distraction” blade’s go-to method there huh

its fucking funny tho. hes narrating this all serious-like but then he just goes “content on my stream uwu” and unrepentantly shatters that suspension of disbelief (in a good way)

but it wouldnt even matter bc apparently, satan and karls content have no difference

does protection exist in the smp? im worried for helgas health

the woman visited 3 different fucking houses in one night

i love how the rp just stops dead in its tracks around the campfire

no one was using any of the names

corpse was out here calling everyone by their actual names and not the names of their characters

this might just be bc im a pathological liar whos seen and heard shit but

i love him but

i mean

bbh cant lie

the man cannot lie

his voice is off, pitch wrong, tone sus

he is deffo a murderer

being accused of something hes not would make a person defensive/angry and bbh is not either

the man is LYING

and his argument/defense was LITERALLY tubbos

man cant lie

send this murderer to hell

tubbo can lie, but imo hes not. his voice is the voice of a person whos telling the truth

man is legit the doctor

a doctor who chose to fucking lay on the LORE

father killed in the red-eyed village wars????? mother taken from a young age?

motherfucker brought the LORE

motherfucker brought the SOB STORY

motherfucker legit said “here is my canonical in-character reason for being a doctor fuck you”

and honestly

what is bads defense?

karl asked if the town should kill an orphan over a mayor and there is legit no right answer to that

there is no good rebuttal

so bad straight went “you make a great point. just execute me”

amazing

10/10

idk who said it but “orphans just suck up resources” whoever you are i love you

i was eating my chips in peace but then i almost choked

thank

I FUCKING KNEW TUBBO WASNT THE MURDERER

his voice did not match

my bets on fucking ponk

its fucking DREAM

DREAM MURDERER

my respect for this man

motherfucker

shouldve known

he was kinda quiet at first but then he suddenly started talking a lot

son of a BITCH

gg dream

round 1 wasnt very rp heavy but

i can excuse that

who in the FUCK is making choking donald duck noises

who

bbh got a new skin cool

WHO IS MAKING THE CHOKING DONALD DUCK NOISES

corpse, about dreams death: “they killed him in front of me”

the town: “who was it corpse?”

ladies and gentlemen corpse, without a moments hesitation: “im also blind”

so the murderer is deffo not corpse. deffo not tubbo. probably not lazarbeam probably not bbh

that leaves quackity, george, and ponk

MY PARTNER WAS KILLED

i knew corpse was a catboi but i didnt know that mr dream “i went on a date and almost married a fox” wastaken partnered with a fucking catboy

what is this

dnf is out, dream corpse is in /j

bruh

MY PARTNER WAS KILLED

bro

the tragedy

CALM DOWN WENCH THE BOY DID NOTHIGN

CORPSE

STOP

CORPSE

standing up for tubbo like that

corpse

please

my heart cannot handle this

okay so its deffo not corpse and tubbo. most likely not quackity after that fucking disaster at the campfire. probably not lazarbeam or bbh. still think its george and ponk

CORPSE

he got executed trying to console tubbo who legit WENT IN THE PRISON TRYING TO LOOK FOR HIM

BRUH

WHAT THE FUCK

TUBBO

technically its robin but

TUBBO

he lost his father so quick what the FUCK

i will murder god for robin

the little shaking head he does after corpse got killed. going completely silent as he lost the one family he had left.

bruh

robin bby no

I KNEW HE WASNT THE MURDERER

tubbo

im sorry

I KNEW IT WAS PONK

was wrong about lazarbeam/george tho

bruh

what the fuck

tubbo/robin honey i am so so sorry

catboi corpse i am so so sorry

#tales from the smp #dsmp #salt liveblogs

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falcor-thee-luck-dragon · 4 years ago

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Klaus Hargreeves x Powered Reader

-Watch and Learn-

Warnings: buffoonery ensues, fun times

This gif is beautiful and represents the reader v well.

Masterlist

Do you realize shoplifting is bad, yes. Are you about to do it on a dare, also yes. You see, Klaus has been up to no good recently, you put it up to his desperation for your complete and undivided attention.

For about a month you were over in Australia visiting an old friend, and your poor Klaus was left all alone to fend for himself, for 30 whole days. You were honestly surprised that your apartment didn’t burn down, or look incredibly trashed with random street cats walking around it.

Amazingly enough, everything was intact, but oh man did Klaus miss you. For the first day he wouldn’t even leave your side. The two of you laying on the couch and Klaus couldn’t keep his hands off of you. Not that you minded, he was needy and very handsy that night. So let’s just say, no movie watching was happening.

But back to your current situation, here you are outside a high end clothing store, and you’ve never been more ready in your whole life.

“Remember the goal Y/N, some shiny bracelets, sunglasses, a pricy pricy shirt, and something special for, muah.” Klaus purred sweetly in your ear trying to throw you off, but you remain unflinching and determined.

“Piece of cake, this will be a record haul.” You tell him with a mischievous smirk as he grins back at you.

The two of you casually walk into the store, you’ve put on your long blonde wig and dark sunglasses to better conceal your identity if things did in fact go south. Klaus didn’t try much to disguise himself as he walked in looking like some carefree wanderer, but then again, he’s the distraction.

He walks to the nearest group of employees and begins an over dramatic display of fascination for a certain hat that is laying a top a mannequins head. You make a beeline for the jewelry, finding your prize and nonchalantly sliding them into your inner jacket pocket. Easy money. Next you practically glide over to the sunglasses, looks around you before snatching your favorite pair, ripping off the tag and placing them casually into your coats inner pocket. Yours now.

You scan the store for the shirt isle, easily enough your eyes land down an isle to your left where you let out muffled snort. Klaus now has dark glassed Harry Potter looking specs as well as a fancy cowboy type hat. All in all he looks relatively good, like a sexy desert traveler who’s about to steal some hearts. A smile forms onto your face as you briefly watch him keep up his dramatic act of being the best shoplifting distraction you could have asked for.

Turning back to the pricy isle of shirts that altogether probably cost more then your car, well that is if you actually payed for it. You continue forward, your eyes scanning over the silk and leather fabrics, over ones encrusted with jewels and animal fur that you’re hoping is just fux fur. Your keen eyesight finally stills onto a gorgeous Gucci sweater that practically screams take me. You glance up and find where the nearest security cameras are, spotting them, you pull your attention back to the task at hand. You run your hands down the sleeves and swiftly tug, the sweater comes off the rack and makes a quick descent towards the polished tiled ground.

As sly as a fox you kneel onto the tiled floor, picking it up and sliding it into your coat where it’s completely hidden from any prying eyes that might not be minding their own business. With a smirk you stand up, taking the empty rack and calmly sliding on a new sweater that you found at the local thrift store, that’s been patiently waiting for its next clothing rack. You turn down the isle watching Klaus sweet talk an employee who seems to be under his little spell. You can’t help it when your jaw clenches in subconscious jealousy, you know it’s all for show but still, only you get that adorable smile and emerald eyes that at least they can’t see due to his current fashion statement.

Shaking those thoughts away, you ground yourself again to what you and Klaus actually came here for. Now to find something special for your man, scanning over the brightly lit store your eyes widen in excitement at the beautiful jewel encrusted golden snake necklace that only queens of Egypt should be allowed to possess. You coolly walk over to the necklace, your nerves racing in a bustle of excitement as you make it to the glass case that surrounds it. You shift your eyes once to the left and then once to the right, surveying the area for any intruders. No ones in the nearest proximity due to Klaus’ amazing ability to draw in a crowd practically anywhere.

“Oh and look at you, Klaus is gonna love you, not as much as me but hmm you are one beautiful snake.” You whisper to the glimmering metal hiding behind the stores attempt at a security precaution. Reaching out your hand you simply use your power and defy the laws of what humans should be able to do. Your hand phases through the see through glass where you promptly pick up the dazzling trinkets made for royalty. You silently stick it into your bra and turn around, making your way down the isle and towards Klaus and his crowd of high end retail workers.

You walk past him and give him a wink, he takes the subtle hint, says his goodbyes and trails after you towards the doors. You slow down your pace so he can catch up, a sudden arm slings over your shoulders as he kisses the side of your cheek.

“My dear you would not believe what a bunch of kiss-asses those guys are. Enough to match Luther honestly.”

“Well you seemed to be handling them just fine from what I could see.”

“Huh yeah, they thought my tattoos where interesting.”

“They did, didn’t they.”

“Ohhh were you...were you, gettin a lil jealous Y/N?”

“What? Jealous of a couple of blonde bimbos, you need your eyes checked babe.” Klaus lets out a laugh as he opens the stores door for you. You avoid eye contact, your frustration slowly building until he reaches for your open hand. The contact and the way that he leans into your side instantly calming your agitation once again.

“Alright fine. That was admittedly mean and unnecessary, and yeah okay I was a tad bit jealous...but come on Klaus. You make me feel things.”

“Aww Y/N you’re so cute, my little thief. So watcha get?”

“Oh some of this some of that. I’ll show you when we get back to the apartment. I’m gonna have to come back later and destroy the security footage.”

“Oh right, that silly thing those pricey stores like to do. Security cameras.”

“Ruining fun for burglers since they were invented by some paranoid prick.”

“Eh they have their uses.” Suddenly his attention snaps over to a hotdog vendor further down the sidewalk, “Oh hey, you want a street sausage...and I’m not talking about mine..ah Jesus Y/N I was kidding don’t hit me.”

“Klaus.”

“You have a strong arm. It was a serious question before you assaulted me.”

“Babe we have stuff that’s worth more then the building we live in. We should just go home, we have leftover Thai in the fridge.” Klaus abruptly halts the both of you, shifting your body so he can rest his hands on either side of your shoulders as he looks deeply into your eyes, his face shifting into a pleading expression.

“But my tum tum is grumbling...listen to it Y/N...it says feed me or I’ll die of hunger.”

“Wow I didn’t realize you could speak stomach. Klaus you are truly full of surprises.” You deadpan with lack of facial movement but a low sigh coming from your parted lips.

“Do not antagonize me woman this is serious.” He gives you the biggest and most adorable puppy eyes, trying with all of his might to sway you to the dark side. You roll your eyes as a smirk tugs at the corner of your lips. His eyes go wide in excitement, knowing he’s won you over with his usual Klaus charm.

“My lovely lady, you are a gem among the city sewage.”

“Thanks Klaus. You really know how to make a girl feel special.”

“That’s what I do babes.” Replies Klaus with a quick kiss to your lips before he drags you over to the vendor, that admittedly smells quit delicious if you’re being honest. He orders a simple dog for the both of you, actually paying for it himself to your great astonishment. Then he slathers his in toppings as you select a few of your own, then it’s through the city park to reach your apartment. The two of you and your concealed stolen goods, walking casually down the parks walking trail as you both happily munch on your hotdogs.

“Maybe I have too much on mine.” You have a look at Klaus who’s face is smeared with ketchup and mustard as he fumbles with is already messy napkin while you take another bite from your own hotdog in an attempt at concealing your laughter. “Seriously Y/N, it’s all over my face now, I’m a mess.”

“That’s what she said.”

“Ben don’t laugh..” Whines Klaus with a pout as he glances over at you who’s definitely losing your shit. “Okay fine, it was pretty funny.”

“You walked right into it. I couldn’t help myself.”

“Well Ben’s about to pee himself if you’d like to know so good job at that.”

“Thank you thank you I’ll be here all night.” You bow to no one in particular as Klaus finishes off the last bit of his hotdog. You hand him your napkin as you throw your dirty ones in the nearby trash can. Klaus doing the same, now looking much less of a mess, both on his face and hands. He swiftly catches up to you and practically throws himself onto you. You stagger to the side as his full weight begins dragging you downward towards the wet pavement, oh no you are not about to have his lanky ass get you all dirty. As a witches cackle escapes from your mouth you use your phasing abilities and a second later your idiot boyfriend has fallen onto the cold cement. He lets out a yelp as his hands reach out to catch his fall, he does a little tumble before sitting on the ground, a annoyed huff leaving his lips.

“Eww Y/N I was in you.” Whines Klaus as he picks himself up once again, you cross your arms and bite your lip in amusement.

“You didn’t think so this morning.”

“That was very different.”

“Yeah well your fatass was about to send me into the dirt. I happen to like this coat and would prefer to keep it looking snazzy.”

“Your snazzy can kiss my buns, I’m going home and then I can be in you...but not in that way.” He quickly adds as he reaches out for your hand, you gladly accept his appealing invitation and just like that the two of you make your way out of the park and towards the apartment building where some fun times await.

#klaus hargreeves #klaus hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x you #klaus hargreeves imagine #the umbrella academy x reader #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy imagine #the umbrella academy x you #falcor the luck dragon stories

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grapecaseschoices · 4 years ago

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6,7,18,21

I’m going to do all four MCs because I’m greedy like that.

Thanks for the ask @shady-saint

Surina

6. What's their relationship to Bobby?

He’s a college friend. However, she’s moved past that. Or tries her best to do so. She tries not to let him get under her skin. It’s telling that she’s got nothing for him as Surina can usually find sympathy for most people.

7. Who is their Love Interest and why?

Morgan. Because they somehow had the most points? Because Surina can give as good as she gets but with a smile. (I loved that Rina was just. So. Optimistic but still sassy. And Morgan is -- Morgan.So, there’s a back of forth in the flirting but with a sunshiney light. Plus Rina’s so much taller than her and that’s hilarious.)

18. What do they think of Douglas?

Who? At first, she felt he was a waste of time and while it isn’t her job to chastie him / at the same time she still made him sweat a bit. Who the eff cares whose his dad is? She saved him. She feels for him. She sympathizes that his family life is tough but thinks he could do better to focus. She finds their hero-worship / crush to be a little weird. But she also balances not to crush his spirit too much. If it gets him to focus at work, all the better?

21. Their favourite/comfort food?

Was this an option? Clearly I need to replay. She has a huge sweet tooth, if remember right. I guess water with Pastry?

Pierre

6. What's their relationship to Bobby?

Fuc. THAT. BITCH. Bobby pushes his buttons far more than he wishes he would. They were exes. Mistakes were made. Pierre regrets them.

7. Who is their Love Interest and why?

~~uwu~~ Felix~~~ Ahem. Because Felix gets under his skin in the best of ways. I wanted to do a tol vs smol. And thought it’d be funny to have someone more by the book, fumbling with F. Felix is the best thing since sliced bread in Pierre’s book. They balance each other yet are both naturally warm people who want the best for others. And each other. They are my sunshine, soft ship. It is so delightful to read. Especially, as Pierre is more -- he wants to take things slowly. Even though Felix is ready to GO. The care. The respect. The affection Felix gives him? Ugh. It’s just what someone whose ex was Bobby needs. It’s what Pierre deserves. And likewise Pierre is a warm, teasing, steady presence that I feel is good for Felix. BALANCE~~~@@!!!!

18. What do they think of Douglas?

What a little bitch He does not think of the young officer very much. He does wish he could focus more on his work. And will continue discipline him, take that phone away, in hopes that SOMETHING sticks.

Val

6. What's their relationship to Bobby?

They really don’t have much other than Val thinks he is scum. Val has a lot of Disaster, Trashbag traits themselves BUT there are lines Bobby crosses that makes them uncomfortable. They would totally look the other way as Bobby got mugged. Probably. (They wouldn’t.)

7. Who is their Love Interest and why?

Adam. THE CHAOS! No. Yes. I just was like why not~~~ And they butt heads so often, so beautifully, I had to do so. Adam and Val are on opposite ends of the spectrum of things. Adam’s organized, about the duty, by the book, the leader of a team. Val is a mess, did it for the lulz (and the money), HIGHLY (sometimes to a FAULT) stubborn and independent, and wants to be a lone wolf.They’re as stubborn as the other. And both terrible with people. They’re also both ridiculously practical (... pessimistic) about people and accepts that in the other, also generally - when it’s not all WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS - accepts the worst of the other. They have a strong sense of honor that one wouldn’t expect with either that I think also connects them. The contrasts and similarities make them delightful to me.

18. What do they think of Douglas?

Leaf. Me. Lone. Kid. Is probably actual fax quote from Val. The hero-worship is creepy. And they think the kid needs a strong dose of reality. However, they don’t fully have it in them to crush his spirits, no matter how blunt they are about it. They totally encourage the ‘fuck my parent’ feels.

Kai

6. What's their relationship to Bobby?

Who? Kai don’t give no fux about Bobby. He’s doing his job and Kai is doing his own. It’s when Bobby crosses those boundaries that he becomes displeased.

7. Who is their Love Interest and why?

Nat! Because I really wanted to do a tech saavy man who wears skirts and dresses to offset bookworm Nat with her stylish browns. (SHE REFUSES TO DRIVE A CAR!! Kai finds it endearing). He loves her intellect and her humor. She’s so soft and people saavy ... and he is not. ROFLMAO. But I think he respects her approach. And like wise.

18. What do they think of Douglas?

Who? Like Bobby. I think he finds Douglas annoying (but like less so? Or he’s less offensive). But also like Bobby he doesn’t let annoying people bother him.

21. Their favourite/comfort food?

He went with coffee and pastry. So, I guess pastry.

#grapecase answers #shady-saint #twc #ask meme #character analysis #this was fun because i really don't get a chance to dig into them #but also i REALLY need to replay book 2 (maybe even one)#my mcs #the wayhaven chronicles #c: surina kingston #c: pierre lin #c: val montemer #c: malakai baines #twc detective #grapes chars

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Favorite to least favorite SBR characters?

I’m going to try and list all the named good characters and ill have a separate list for antagonists too because yeehaw

Good Characters:

1. Gyro Zeppeli - one of my all time fav characters sorry nyall you cant beat him

2. Marco - my bby boy did nothing wrong. so sweet and hardworking even tried to fix that dudes cllar in jail like i lvoe him so much.

3. Johnny Joestar - i debated this one cause like i /do/ like him but also,,mostly cause hes attached to gyro. i do think he had the best character growth of any jojo and i love seeing fanart and fanfics with him and hes of course a part of my fav ships so imma put him up here

4. Hot Pants - one of the best main women characters araki has done (tho she was still treated gross :///) her story is great her motives are awesome great design just very good

5. Lucy Steel - deserved better than she got!!!! she was so brave so smart!! shes a cute lil girl too!! and her story and lov for steven is heartwarming she rocks

6. Nicholas joestar - i know he had like what 4 lines and died real early but like he was the only good person in jonis life theres so much good sibling potential there and he seems like a real sweetheart i never have the heart to kill him off even in aus cause hes just,,so good,,

7. Mountain Tim - listen,,,,ramranch,,,,,, no seriously i liked his character and the scenes he was in his stand ability is cool and his design and like honestly if it werent for his weird thing with lucy he’d be higher up

8. Steven Steel - helping the heros helping lucy making the whole race hes just!! a good guy!!! i liked seeing him and his lame puns bless

9. Pocoloco - i count him as a hero he was like never an adversary of the gang. his scenes were funny and i love his stand my fav stand ability wish i had great luck. he was cool and i wish araki did more with him

10. wekapipo - do like how he went from villain to hero team and i do like how he was able to showcase another side of the spin power since gyro was the only one who used the balls before him. feel like there could have been more done with him and i didnt feel as connected to him as the others.

Antagonists:

1. Sugar Mountain - best of the antagonist gave me the sugar mountain arc which is the best arc in sbr yes. shes also like the most innocent of the antagonists she jsut wanted her parents back they were cursed by that stand too. also disability rep with her being blind!!! i know the bar is so low but araki gave us two whole disabled characters that were treated with respect i like that

2. Soundman - deserved better!! i think his motivations and abilities were super cool. wish he came around to the heros side in the end but alas

3. Oyecomova - great song, great design, cool and deadly ability, i enjoyed the fight with him!

4. Dr ferdinand - the orginal dino man, preferred him with scary monsters, good opponent and smart, think his whole thing with respect is funyn cause it makes no sense at all but thats the point

5. magenta magenta - i know hes supposed to be gross and annoying but i found him kinda endearing when he wasnt fighting. do look foward to seeing his adaptation in the anime a lot. he also had some character growth to becoming a better opponent which is cool to see. dont like some of his gross tendecies but other than that hes p fun

6. DISCO - no personality literally said one line but like i admire that. cool stand and one of the more fun fights to read. also like the song hes named after

7. all the boom booms - liked their abilities!! dont remember much about their like personalities but i dont think it was that important for their part in the story

8. pork pie hat kid - his fight did give that hysterical scene with johnny punting that insect out from his hiding place but other than that meh his stand ability is kinda cool but his deisgn and name arent fun

9. Mrs. Robinson - insects?? i dont fux with that no thank you. had cool design tho and liked how he was a dude who used mrs

10. ringo roadagain - i mean he did give that great gyjo scene but other than that meh. coolish ability. his design isnt that great.

11. eleven men - cool ability! part of one of my arcs. their design is really weird tho and they had no personality so towards the bottom they go

12. mike o - honestly forgot he exists but that just makes him better than everyone under him cause everyone under him i just straight up dislike or hate

13. diego brando - hes certainly better than dio! but uh thats all hes got going for him. dinos are cool too and i do appreciate his backstory. used to like him a wee bit more but fandom made me hate him so here he goes

14. axl ro - honestly wouldnt dislike him if he didnt give me civil war aka one of the worst arcs in sbr if not the worst. his design is boring and i can't even rememebr if he had a backstory. his stand ability sucks too so here towards the bottom he goes.

15. blackmore - was just a weirdo the whole time and also killed one of my favs so like fuckhim

16. funny valentine - my least favorite villain like in all of jojo i wrote a post about him already you know

#jjba #shut up coco #sbr #long post #thanks for the asks!! love answering questions :D #Anonymous #coco speech

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The Mr Fuck Post

If I can do it, you can!

I wrote Mr Fuck in rebellion to the cinematic precedent I felt was being set on the course: safe, clean stories lacking any tangible sense of humanity. In using the words safe and clean, I don’t mean in terms of content, student projects tend to replace “I don’t like you very much” with “fucking fuck you fucker,” often without just grounds. It is in subject matter that I was adamant to deviate from the norm, writing about a young man whose problems are very real, hopefully giving those sharing his struggles a voice.

Strong characters like Mr Fuck are fundamental to my work: I always write extensive lifelong character biographies before I write any dialogue in a character’s shoes. Creating a fascinating protagonist full of charming idiosyncrasies is what brings a screenplay to life, providing the human energy that I enjoy most in film.

Reaction

The initial reaction to Mr Fuck was mixed, but the fact that I’d written something that had created such a buzz among my colleagues was rewarding enough for me – any kind of reaction was all I wanted. Film is about dissonance!

Reactions varied from: “It’s so vulgar, absolutely filthy!” to “I love it bro, I’m gonna fuck you silly with my nine inch willy!”

I’ll always remember the true legends who were supportive of my work and passion at this time, everyone else just proved my initial point right about the precedent on the course. Interestingly, although Mr Fuck was labelled vulgar by certain parties, it only had nine uses of “fuck” throughout its runtime, most of it within a single monologue. Another three-page script submitted by a classmate at the time had fifteen uses of “fuck” and yet faced no such criticism – it’s funny cause it’s true!

of course you could put the perceived vulgarity of mr fuck down to its context within actual sex acts, but I’d argue that contextualising swear words justifies them more than other contexts. artistic_integrity.jpeg

Moving on, it’s been long enough now so I can get a wee bit more cheeky.

I was five minutes late to a group meeting. I was making a wee cup of joe I believe.

By the time I’d joined, my group members had decided against using my script. Now… this is just a hunch… but nobody in my group read Mr Fuck. It’s all cool, dude. The module went swimmingly with this new script and we made a film. ;) Regardless, this definitely knocked my confidence for six for a hot minute, I felt isolated creatively, my work too niche for any of my classmates to take interest in.

But you ken me, dosser! I wasn’t going to let this wee speedbump break my stride, I was determined to make this film, and so I did.

Production

My initial priority was casting, and in reading the script out loud in my own time, I connected to Mr Fuck so much I decided I was most qualified to play him. Through a Facebook casting call for Mr Fuck’s mother Diane I found Mikaila, a fantastic actor whose gritty dramatic showreel reflected the film’s vibes perfectly. After this priority was taken care of, I assembled a crew of my pals to bring the whole thing together.

My talented pals Katie and Mary helped my with on-set makeup – Katie doing Mr Fux iconic eyeliner and Mary doing mad realistic track marks on his arms. Gordie is responsible for the film’s beautiful opening and closing shots – a very talented cinematographer in his own right. Handheld street photography on princes street was handled by my boy Ben A and came out very nicely too. Matthew played Mr Fuck’s stoned customer post coitus – I’ll take any excuse to have him in a film, he brings a great creative energy to every shoot. At a gaff one time I mind there being a pure huge corridor, and I mind thinking “here, you could fairly fit hoorna cameras in this hallway, likesay.” – and so I asked my pal Molly if we could shoot there, she agreed. DJ Protein gave me permission to use one of my favourite tracks ‘Say My Name’ for the film, very chuffed about that.

Oh aye, and Keir was best boy.

All in all, it was a lovely shoot. The public responded to our presence out and about with nothing but warm encouragement and curiosity. There’s something to be learned from my experience. I wrote something and was discouraged by some, but in the end I proved them wrong by independently making the film I wanted to make. If I can do it, you can.

Check it out if you haven’t already below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f8hDJsihKs

I hope you have a good week. Cheers for reading x

#mr fuck #student film #filmmaker #film director

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I couldn’t be more annoyed at Liam and couldn’t feel more second hand embarrassment about Liam. But can anyone please tell Lizzo no matter what harry says harry would never fux her? You represent women of color and plus size woman. Why the f are you ruining that acting as a 14 years old harrie girlie who believes "hArRy Is OuR bEsT fRieNd"? I am even more second hand embarrassed about Lizzo talking about Liam than Liam himself//

This!! I agree with you and also what Mod said earlier. She is a 3x Grammy winner, can actually play an instrument, and has had success despite being a bigger woman of color in the industry. So why is she getting involved in boyband drama?? It seems beneath her to take a dig at Liam and always bring up Harry for attention. Funny that Niall also told a story about her flirting with him when they first met. She should really stop embarrassing herself like this.

#anonymous #submission

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sweet-rose-of-mine · 7 years ago

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Interview with Julianna Sedbrook (the groupie who, allegedly , got pregnant by Axl Rose in ‘87)

In the above picture: Lisa Reed, Adriana Smith and Juliana Sedbrook (GNR’s groupies).

Exclusively for DailyBetter Group © she tells her days with GN'R, and Axl's son who never was. December 2009 Welcome to the Jungle is perfect introduction to one the greatest RN’R album ever, Appetite For Destruction, and the video introduce us to the classic line up, and with them one the luckiest person who was witness of the birth of GUNS N’ ROSES. Julianna Sedbrook is the girl that in 1987 had the honor to be in which is the first video of the band, video of the Welcome to the Jungle song, because of Steve’s call, which one she used to share not just her house with, but also a great friendship. Today a mother of two beautiful girls, she’s back in city that joined her to the so – called bad boys, California, and ready to be in touch with her past. She shares exclusively on his first and revealing interview the trunk of her most cherished memories. DailyBetter Group© was fortunate to be able to contact her and after several talks, she given one of the strongest interviews that we have done, not only by the importance of Juliana in the beginning of the legend of Guns N 'Roses, but also for the data cast that, for us, were absolutely unknown. A life history and deeply rooted feelings of Axl Rose, has broken the silence after more than 20 years and she has wanted to provide with the highest respect and affection. But by the time this interview was arming, a person posing as Rose and asked that gently unpublished photos she scanned for us and were published without her authorization, making everything work, confidence and effort see damaged. We strongly condemn this act that only serves to prevent persons of this type give better data. We try to tell a story that was never told, the history of a man who barely became one of the most loved and hated in the world of music, and history can only be told by him and those who I have surrounded and loved so much. Exit interview with you from the bottom, a silence broken, a strong affection and loyalty to the greatest character in this story, the story of Guns N 'Roses. DB: How and when did you meet the band? Julianna Sedbrook: I met them at clubs at 1st, then me and my best friend Lisa Abbate moved to LA and we moved across the street from one of GN’Rs hangouts. It was the NY (New York) boys house were Del James and West Arkeen (the co-writer for it’s so easy) and Axl’s side band “Smith&Wesson”) all lived, billy (who designed Axls cross tatoo and the 2nd cover to Appetite) lived there also with Reed, and a couple others, everyone used to get together and play under the name "The Drunk Fux", Slash would play, Duff, sometimes Axl, Del James, Todd Crew (RIP who was in Jet Boy), it was great mostly cover songs, all the girls would get on stage and dance and sing back up vocals. A lot of parties were held there, I have some funny photos from there! Steven was homeless, so we asked him if he wanted to move in a spare “washroom” we had it was big enough for his bed and TV had a private entrance and rent was only $100.00 a month, he moved in right away! Then I met Adriana, they were dating and all the band and friends of theirs were always there, we used to have their “band meetings” there as well. DB: How did you do to be the girl in WTTJ Video? Did it influence or made any difference in your personal life? JS: I was actually sick at the time and got a phone call from Steven saying, Axl didn’t like the girls Geffen had sent down to do the video and he wanted me to do it, so sick, I went down “for the band” lol and we filmed ALL night. After the video was done, Axl came back to my house and spent the night, it was our 1st time together and it was amazing. It has made a difference in my life in many ways, just being seen on tv is strange for me, I remember when they had their 1st tour to England, me and Lisa went too- I saw the welcome video on TV at the hotel, it was surreal! Then at the show, people wanted my autograph, it was a lot of fun, I had some great pics Robert John took of me and Axl before a The Cult show, I would love to get copies of, they were really nice just of me and him. The video connects me to them forever and he used it again in the “Patience” video, Axl’s sitting on the couch, looking like he’s thinking back on his life and he’s watching the “Welcome” video with the parts of me in it, it’s sweet. DB: What can you tell us about the recording of Appetite For Destruction and the recording of the WTTJ video? JS: I know it took awhile, Axl had about 4 different producers, he’s a perfectionist and wanted it just right, he sure did it too- that album is one of the best ever! I remember how excited Steven was, I have a picture of him and Ronnie the roadman in his “room” in our house holding the Original cover album in his hand, finally it was out and the rest was history! They just blew up world wide! The video was just like making any video although I can say that the scene where Axl is in the electric chair with the metal band around his head, he was shaking around so violently he cut up his forehead. DB: You have the luck to be in some tours, in shows, etc, How was the band backstage? Any story or tale that you remember? JS: Well the early shows were always fun, they were soooo crazy. But I think my favorite was when they went on tour w/ the cult we all went to the LA show, and I spent the night in Axls room with him, Adriana Smith called up and wanted to sleep with us, she seemed to be there in a lot of my sexual experiences hahahaha, not a part of it, just there : ) then the next night they played in San Diego and we drove down there and when we got there he said to me “you’re a sight for sore eyes” he gave me a rose ”which I still have“ and after the show, grabbed me by the hand and led me to the bus so we could have some “private time “. It was a sweet couple days. DB: What kind of relationship did you have with the members of the band or If you had one in particular with one of them? Any memory with each of them that can you share? JS: I had a great friendship with Steven, he’s such a sweet person with such a good heart!, his addiction started getting bad while he was living with me, it was sad, but it was nothing compared to how bad it ended up. Slash used to come over to mine and Adriana Smiths house when we lived together; we had some fun times there. Mostly, it was always Axl, my favorite time, and it was the last time I saw him. We met up at the coconut teazer I think ?? but drove back to his place in his “favorite” black BMW, we spent about 3 days together, just doing normal things ,watching movies, eating frozen pizzas, he would go to interviews I went to work, I was dancing then too, and would go back over to his house after work. We had a BEAUTIFUL time together. He was so romantic and gentle with me, he would wash me with a warm wash cloth, etc. just the really amazing Axl that I love. He played piano which will bring tears to your eyes and chills to your arms, it’s so pretty! He ended up having a depressive episode and I told him I would always love him (he had locked himself in the bathroom) and always be there for him no matter what and I left….. sad ending to one of my best memories, besides having my kids : ) but my love when I love someone is unconditional and it never ends… I miss him so much and it would mean so much to me to be able to be in contact with him or have him in my life, now that I’m back in LA, Cali again. DB: Why and when did you get away from the band? JS: Well I never have EVER revealed this to anyone before! After the 3 days me and Axl spent together, I turned up pregnant, I had a miscarriage as I was partying like a mad women, we all were, but it killed me losing our baby (he doesn’t even know this!) I know Axl has always wanted kids and the women he has dated that had them, he has always gotten very close to. I started dating another talented musician named Giovanni and we moved into together, I was still dancing, and I got pregnant with my GORGEOUS daughter Angelina, and dropped out of the “LA” scene. That’s what made it so hard for Marc Canter to find me for his book, or anyone else I was close to as well. I went through some serious downs in my life and have in the past 9 years made it great again, I have had another baby girl who is now 2 her name is Lilianna, and is Amazing and so beautiful! She’s made my life worth living when at times I thought it wasn’t worth it anymore. DB: When you found out about your pregnancy, did you try to contac Axl? JS: No, I told no-one, it broke my heart, even though I don’t think having a child with him at that time would have been good for either of us, I was devastated as I loved him so much but I never told anyone, until now, i figure enough time has passed, I have healed emotionally enough to make it public, and I am curious to know how he would feel about it, but I may never get an answer to that. I never told him, because I lost it before I had a chance to, so I never really got a chance to make a choice if I/we wanted to keep it, so I never said anything. DB: Are you still in touch with any of them? When and how was the last time did you see one of them? JS: Yes I’m in contact with Steven, and so happy to be talking with him again and know his life is on track and he’s happy has a great wife. He deserves the best!. I haven’t talked with the rest of them in a very long time and just in the past year started putting myself back out there to be able to be found and would love to get back in contact with them. DB: How was you relationship with Axl? Any fun, crazy or amazing memory that you still remember of him or private time that want to share? JS: As I said my relationship with Axl was special, amazing and strange all at the same time, fun, crazy, and sweet. I previously told my favorite story of him and me together, of all I miss him the most because what we shared in private was something special between just him and me. I also miss Steven, we had a great friendship, he’s so funny. DB: In the times that you spent with Axl, how was he at personal level with family and friends? JS: Very different then with the public, he was different with different people though, I have heard he threw girls out of his house naked and told them basically to F__K off.. but I never experienced that side of him, I have seen him cause a lot of throwing bottles etc. in clubs but he was crazy at times. He had a lot of issues with his family I really don’t want to get into though it is his personal deamons. DB: Did you meet Erin Everly? Do you remember how was the relationship between Axl and Erin? JS: Yes I met Erin several times, she didn’t like me for obvious reasons, I always thought she was his (Axl) true love, but they had a STRANGE relationship and volatile as well. Yet very loving too, they had many physical fights etc, but she was a lot younger than him (so was I), but I do know they loved each other. DB: What can you tell us about this triangles? Adriana, Steve and Axl? JS: The making of rocket queen with Adrianas background part did cause a lot of waves for all 3 of them. Adriana is a free spirit and did and I’m sure still does do what she wants at the moment, and lives for today, as I do now myself!! Barbi however gets very little credit for the song and it was written for her, Adrianna just did “backups” but it has given her a huge amount of attention. She is a sweetheart and we had some really great times together and I always wish her the best too! It is a great song and the end lyrics are so sweet. DB: Did you meet those people? And if you did what can you tell us about them? Vicky Hamilton I don’t recall meeting her, but of course heard a lot about her, I got my copy of the video and album from Geffen, I’m not sure if it was her personally, but she helped them get off the ground! Paul Tobias I never met that I re-call. It was a long time ago.LOL The girl in Axl’s tattoo The girl in Axl’s tattoo I have heard many stories around that and the one thing I do know, it’s a beautiful song!!!!! DB: Tell us about you, your life, your dauther and your family! How are you today? How has been your life since then? JS: Both my daughters are great my oldest Angelina is in college with a 4.0 average : ) I’m a proud mama .. my littlest Lilianna is amazing she’s ½ Dominican so at 2 she speaks both English and Spanish. And she’s so beautiful, both are!, my life is good now, I love animals, we have 2 dogs and a cat which is a small amount, I usually have a Zoo hahahaha.. They are my family, I don’t have contact with my other family, I have a brother in Seattle, who’s very kool! And my biological father died when I was 12 years old. DB: What did it make you come back to LA, California? JS: I came back to LA, Cali from NY because I grew up here and have family here, a better place to raise my baby DB: What do you feel when you see the video these days? What memories come up to your head? JS: So many, sometimes I cry, others I smile and laugh, I miss those days, but you can’t live in the past, you have to live for the day! So I try to do that and know I have had a life many would have loved to have had! DB: Looking back how do you remember those years? JS: The best in my life! They really were, I had more fun then, than anytime I can remember. DB: What do you think about CHINESE DEMOCRACY and Guns N’ Roses nowdays? JS:It’s very different then the old GN’R but I think Axl has what he wants – it his way, I actually haven’t even listened to to CD yet, I will but I’m just happy all of them continue to do what they love and what they are so good at~ making GREAT Rock n Roll!!!! Thank you so much for hearing my input in the making of GN’Rs beginning; there are so many people who were there. I feel privileged to have been apart of it. Thanks again and much love to all the members of GN’R… I love you always~ Julie “The Welcome To The Jungle Girl” Thanks Julie, DailyBetter Group © sends you our warmest greetings and we really appreciate your confidence and choice of providing this great interview, We're sorry about the pictures. Thanks to you we know a little more about the history of Guns N 'Roses, we hopefully that Axl give you a chance to see he someday. We communicate to Rose this interview and data have been provided with the deepest respect that we have him for the sole purpose of being able to help put together a nice history with a happy ending. 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LIVE! SHOTS! FIRED! Or Each Day I Wake Up Drownin (Ten Ways to Combat the #Bot45 Blues)… by heidi siegmund cuda, aka @maewestside

I once asked a tv reporter in a local market how she handled the sturm und drang of the nightly gore. She said, “Beats being the guy with the machete in his head.”

Point. Well. Taken.

Bleading meant leading, til that one fateful day, the sales guys who’d taken over the front office determined vapidity sold better in the 18 to 49 demo$ than even the quadruple axe murder bits, and by then, new$ had already lost its way. Truth wasn’t factored into the rating$.

LIVE. SHOTS. FIRED.

A famed erstwhile entertainment reporter said she knew there was trouble afoot when each night, she had the lead story in a local hourlong newscast. During sweeps.

As live shots at death scenes and backlots became normcore, and the procession of vapidity, with occasional interludes of gore, is what passed for news, brains suffer dry rot.

So here we are.

MEAN STREETS

While admiring the dewy mug of a very young Harvey Keitel in “Mean Streets,” his enlightened thuggy character Charlie utters these words: “You don’t f**k around with the infinite.”

Do you hear that Scamalot? That’s the thunderous gallop of karma approaching, catching up to each and every player that figgered he could game the system with impunity, while the Great Unwashed was none the wiser. Chaaa.

With the outing of each pervy anchorhack, a Very Vichy MSM, and digital CEO$ who bent over to the pick up the rubles from enemie$ both foreign and domestic while profiting off the mining of our data, things are looking clearer.

Not.

Time keeps on slipping… slipping… slipping… Kochdrip… drip… drip… drip. The Un-Mercer-ful bot and weaponized our data… Churchy Stinklair is buying more local tv new$. Our media is owned by churchy billionaire misanthrope$ and run by corporations.

REAL FAKE NEW$

But let’s make no mistake about it: when Scamalot cries “Fake”… that’s on a whole notha level.

Fringe Media still flatters the Real Fake President because it’s owned and operated by those who installed him as a pukey puppet #burpfarthurl. Fux und Blackbart profited bigly off the ascent of Dummkopf45, but alas, so did the rest of the media which is why it’s swi$hy. Sometimes excellent, but mostly shit. Money vs Truth… a conumdrum.

EACH DAY I WAKE UP DROWNIN’

Having spent the holiday weekend mining the brains of intellectuals, activists and good cooks to combat the blues of our country’s Current State of Fuckery, I’ve comprised a list of Ten Things that may help those who wake up to this shite each day and feel like they’re drowning, i.e., sensitive to the crushing enormity of the labor of Democracy as real fake new$ pounds our shores, while Really Bad Men (and a Few Ponzi Women) disrupt all that is good about our country to line their own pocket$ and the pocket$ of those who put them in power #sad pffft.

TEN THINGS TO PONDER AS YOU BATTLE THE KLEPTOCRACY IDIOCRACY:

1. BACK TO THE FUTURE How to End the Oil + War Economy Now and Clean Up Our Air in About 100 Years: Use Fossil Fuel exclusively for commercial air travel. We’ve known how crushing greenhouse gases are on our environment for decades but we’ve allowed penny loafered lobbyists paid for by Big Oil a seat at the science table. Enough.

2. ELECTRIC AVENUE In two decades, electric cars will be normcore. Start now. Working from home and/or giving up your wheels best thing you can do for the environment; monitoring your own carbon footprint, big step.

3. SEEK REAL NEWS Until the Fourth Estate is Truly Unshackled to Do Good Work Always, Rather Than Just Spotty Sometimes, learn who owns your news outlets. For example, the Guardian is an excellent source for American news (it’s run by a trust and doesn’t need to run truth past the sales dept) and follow our twitter crew at @foxycuda and @tahoesquaw1… while Tahoe curates the critical news from around the world and finds the truth within Vichym MSM, I try to explain its import in verbiage suitable for a postmod CyberRevo. (Thus the comparisons to Charles Dickens and Hunter S. Thompson, for which I am grateful, but also blame Anita Loos, Dorothy Parker and Lenny Bruce for illiciting my pen-to-jugular style.) We are at war for truth and that requires wit in the form of better catchphrases i.e. #treasonsgreetings

4. WE ARE THE SANE MAJORITY We, the Sane Majority, are constantly told our countrymen and women are devolving into apey, when in fact, the Sane Majority is kind, and da small base comprised of the greedy, the churchy, and those who haven’t gotten off their block of un-opportunity. Those numbers are shrinky dinking as truth grows from the concrete street art. But you wouldn’t know cuz it Vichy MSM is still writing puffpieces on Not-Zees and the various Thug$ of Scamalot, while terrifying us with continual closeups of dictators, including our own. Move along. Or just join the Fringe Apey and watch the reboot of “Jersey Shore” as your Democracy burns and more journos die globally whilst trying to warn us of fascism #sad pffft… a better idea: flip the House in 2018 and #nullify45.

5. MAFIA STATE OF MIND Thank you to Tahoesquaw1, who wouldn’t rest until she knew I watched all three Zembla docs on the Fuckery of Dummkopf45 (“The Dangerous Friends of Donald Trump”), and a new doc on the radiation poisoning of UK citizen Alexander Litvinenko (”Hunting the KGB Killers”), whose dying image serves as a reminder that radiation sandwiches are coming if we don’t speak truth to power collectively. I feel compelled to be among the twactivists that remind the kindly people who are being brainwashed by Fux und Blackbart und Churchy Stincklair, that dictator$ and anchorhack$ aren’t our friends. We are combatting evil in the form of well-OIL-ed infotainment amplified by Bots preprogrammed by enemies both foreign and domestic, and it’s leading to a major identity crisis of the churchy, who give pederasts a pass if it serves their tax bracket or real fake narrative. Peel it back and seek the truth. Eyes wide open.

6. SING TOGETHER Who among you doesn’t have a brazen friend with a guitar? I joined Artivists LA and activist Samuel Curtis for some Resistance Caroling on Black Friday in Santa Monica, and the song we sang “We Shall Not Be Moved,” is still on heavy rotation in my mind, soothing me hourly as I recall revolutions of my youth sparked by peaceful music. Resistance Caroling is good for the soul. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX7OW2MJRO0&t=10s

7. BE HAPPY Although many of us haven’t felt joy due to the deranged Pageant Owner in the White House and his sub par toadie$, it’s our duty to manage self care during this time, and that means doing things that bring you some semblance of happiness. I interviewed Dr. David Reiss, one of the 27 mental health experts who authored “The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump,” and he said it’s imperative we manage self-care during these dark days and to never lose site of truth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5XGeJ5Y8UI&t=26s

8. BREATHE Please be patient with humanity and remember everybody hurts, sometimes. As battle fatigue sets in for those who can’t believe a Pageant Owner Mobster is still our Real Fake President, despite how much factual information on the corruption from within we spit daily, it takes its toll on fractured nerves. If we divide troops now, we lose. We are the Sane Majority, and we will only win if we invite everyone to the party and keep them there. Even the glory hunters. Practice humility daily and realize those who don’t get it now, will eventually.

9. MOTHER EARTH Give us the keys. Y’all fukcin shit up. Imperative, we mandate the Nosferatu Cabinet of Scamalot to wear branding patches on their sleeves: #bigoil #bigtobacco #bigprison #nra #churchyfuckery #botbymercer #botbykoch #rupertscurvy etc. We can’t allow denier creeper$ to ruin our fragile environmental protections and continue to embarrass us on an international level. We already fought for these protections. GOP becoming the official doosh party poopers of the environment ramped up recently, as billionaires bot lobbyists to run interference on truth using God’s name so they could get one last $wig off the Oil + War economies. (See number one.) Use the system to get Scott Pruitt out of our EPA where he does not belong. And further, use the system to oust all the Real Fake President’s cozyboy$, aka war mongering pals thirsting for arms deal$. Old paradigm dies hard but it’s time.

10. BE DISGUSTED I was horrified to learn by a gal whose grandfather was stiffed by Trump, that many of her peers just think the Meinshit Show is funny. Ya, it’s a “Pussy” riot. Our Real Fake President cozie$ up to his dictator pal$ who kill, incarcerate, poison, torture or have people killed because they can. Go ahead, please remain comfortably numb while waiting for the door knock. Me? I’m gonna remain disgusted so I can continue fighting. Even for those who don’t get it. Especially them.

(Below, the author in Laguna Beach Nov. 2, 2016; last photo before the election. She wants her happiness back.)

#resist #resistmas #treasonsgreetings #maewestside #heidicuda #heidsiegmundcuda #tahoesquaw1 #selfhelp #resistancetips #resistancecaroling #singtogether #artivistsla #blackfridayprotest

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vancila · 7 years ago

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ooh, aaron suggesting jules could sing one of the songs he wrote bc he can hit those high notes and it would be awesome, deanoh appearing to mercer with all the ominous stuff but nah he's here to chill and show off his magic to a newbie, samara crying bc they lost a game and she takes that shit seriously in a car with joe on their way back home aaaand ellen catching charon at the vigil

won’t have the laptop for the next five days again hhhhh

First he’s delighted, of course he can! But then he gets hit by an unexpected pang of anxiety, sure he knows he can sing but he hasn’t done that solo in so long, he doesn’t know if his voice can do what Aaron thinks it can. Will look over the lyrics and notes and work it out with the rest of the band, practices a bunch, is nervous but in the end can do it with no problems. It’s fun singing out front instead of in the back again, appreciates Aaron taking his specific talent to play and letting him do his thing.

Firstly it fux with his understanding of magic, he’s come across (and killed) a bunch of powerful mages but that type... not familiar. Then again, he doesn’t claim to know everything and when it turns out the creep is not immediately hostile, he relaxes a bit. And when Deanoh greets him casually he’s like oh, what’s up pal, where’d you come from? Who might you be? Cool tricks, where’d you learn those? If he makes it known he’s a literal god Mercer will be confused because he has never believed in specific gods and elves have only one. But, sure. Okay. Deanoh could wipe the floor with his magic against Mercer’s but he’s just curious and tries to replicate his tricks the best he can. Have a fun little moment sparring. Funny guy.

Aw, don’t cry, it’s just one game! She’s won way more before and will win a lot more later, Joe knows it. She played the best she could and one hell of a match indeed. He’ll keep his eyes on the road but pats her shoulder with the one not holding the wheel, like come on, disappointments are a part of life and you don’t need to hold yourself to such a high standard that one loss makes you cry. He’s proud of her and would still be even if she had never won a single match in her life. Want some ice cream? With the candy sprinkles? Ah, you’re smiling already. Knew it, you’ve loved the candy sprinkles since you were five.

Charon recognizes her immediately, that’s the Ellen girl. Toots spoke of her sometimes, and fondly too. He won’t say anything, just glances over so Ellen knows he saw her, and keeps staring at the vigil plate for no discernible reason. If Ellen asks something, he will answer, and offer his condolences. She was a great girl through and through. If she doesn’t say anything, Charon will almost leave without a word but will turn back and say he knew Alia, thought she was an exceptional woman and says he’s sorry for her loss before leaving. He’d like to ask how she’s doing but... it’s not really his forte to help. Better just go. If Ellen calls after him he will stop and turn but won’t say much else before he really leaves.

#joe knows failure from when he did sports in school #but later on not that much #maybe some missions have gone south and he's had to retreat #but otherwise failure would mean he's dead so not likely #oc stuff #long oc thing

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fireladybuckley · 7 years ago

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Survey thingy

I was tagged by @southernbellestatues, and @outside-the-government! (and potentially others but broken tags, y’know) Thanks! :)

Tagging: @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse @fandomheadrush @medicatemedrmccoy @mcbonescoy @lt-sammi-matthews @secretgaygentdanvers @thevalesofanduin @kaitymccoy123 @dolamrothianlady @jefferson-in-the-tardis @taylorjacksonandtheolympians + anyone else! I have no idea who else has been tagged (I know quite a few people have already) so consider yourself tagged. :)

1. Drink? I’m trying to drink mostly water right now. I am addicted to diet pepsi though (especially with cherry in it), and I’m also fond of most of David’s tea teas iced.

2. Phone Call? Usually my Mom or Gramma.

3. Texting? Generally my Mom and @outside-the-government. I don’t get a lot of texts lol

4. Last song you listened to? I don’t remember what the last song I intentionally listened to was, but I’m currently listening to “Two Fux” by Queen/Adam Lambert in my head right now, so... that counts.

5. Last time you cried? When we watched Moana a few days ago.

6. Dated someone twice? Edit: Was just informed this meant dating someone, then breaking up, then dating them again. Yes, I have done this once, with my very first BF actually

7. Kissed someone and regretted it? Nah

8. Been cheated on? Yes. My high school BF was a dick.

9. Lost someone special? Unfortunately, yes.

10. Been depressed? A lot.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up? Nope. I get uncomfortable really fast when I drink so I’ve never even really been properly drunk, let alone so drunk I’ll puke.

Favorite Colors

12. Deep blues

13. Deep purples

14. the teals of shallow ocean waters

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends? A few, I guess? I’m pretty socially awkward so, I dunno. I can never tell if someone is actually/wants to be friends with me regardless of how i feel about them.

16. Fallen out of love? Yep.

17. Laughed until you cried? So many times. Usually with Jules. It hurts so much when we laugh that hard.

18. Found out someone was talking about you? *sigh* yep.

19. Met someone who changed you? I once read that every person you meet shapes you and changes you, even just a tiny bit. Some people far more than others... Jules, my family, several of my profs, and several of my friends have made me what I am today. <3

20. Found out who your friends are? Yep. Too many people have stabbed me in the back in the past.

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list? Yes indeed.

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl? The vast majority of them. A few are internet friends that live too far away to have met

23. Do you have any pets? My two gorgeous kitties and two fish tanks. I love my furbabies <3

24. Do you want to change your name? I’ve seriously considered it. Also considered legally adding a second middle name. Haven’t decided on the middle name yet but I’m not going to change my first name anymore. I’m not overly fond of “Danielle” but I do like “Dani” so I’ll live with it.

25. What did you do for your last birthday? IIRC we went to the Valley Zoo here in Edmonton, I remember seeing Lucy (the elephant) and Jules bought me a little chameleon plushie dude :D This year we’ll be camping on my birthday!

26. What time did you wake up? 7am, then 7:30, then 8:30, then 9:15, etc etc. Eventually dragged my ass out of bed at 10

27. What were you doing at midnight last night? Ummm playing WoW, I think.

28. Name something you can’t wait for: Camping! In just 3.5 weeks now!

29. When was the last time you saw your mom? Last May :( Unless webcamming counts, then it was only a month or so ago haha. What happened to 30?

31. What are you listening to right now? Construction in the apartment above ours and the popping/cracking noises of Jules eating sunflower seeds.

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Yeah, I had a crush on a guy named Tom when I was like 13. He was fun.

33. Something that is getting on your nerves? The construction in the apartment above ours. (Though the fact that they’re renovating in there means that a major source of my usual irritation is gone-the guys above us used to be very obnoxious)

34. Most visited website? Absolutely Tumblr. Also Facebook, Not Always Right and WowHead are probably the next most visited. (CHECK OUT NOT ALWAYS RIGHT, they have all kinds of funny stories)

35. Hair color. Medium brown with red undertones and a bit of light chesnutty/auburn from a past dye job.

36. Long or short hair? Long-ish, I had to get a few inches cut off recently so not as long as before. But past my shoulders several inches for sure

37. Do you have a crush on someone? I have crushes on so freaking many celebrities/characters, but my only RL crush is @outside-the-government ;) Because she is my awesome GF. Unless you count my soci prof, then yes okay I have one crush

38. What do you like about yourself? My sense of humor and love of/passion for nature

39. Piercings? Two per ear lobe, one on my upper right ear (helix), and my left nostril. Love my nose piercing <3

40. Blood type? B+, so I have to Be POSITIVE. Kek. Sorry that was terrible.

41. Nickname? Dani, Wifey

42. Relationship status? Common law. *squee*

43. Zodiac? Leo! (Also Tiger, for the Chinese one)

44: Pronouns: She/Her.

45. Favorite TV Show: Supergirl, Smallville, Warehouse 13.

46. Tattoos? Just my Serenity tattoo on my left ankle (that matches Jules’) for now. I don’t have money for more but I want more SO BAD

47. Right or left handed? Right.

48. Surgery? Dunno if it counts as actual “surgery” but my wisdom tooth extraction (I had 5) and I had a small cyst-y thing removed from my boob once.

49. Piercing? This is a repeat

50. Sports? I played soccer for most of my adolescence (8-16 yrs old)

51. Vacation? I’m too poor for a proper vacation haha. We’re going camping in less than a month though so I’m psyched for that!

52. Pair of trainers? I had to retire my favourite pair fairly recently and I’m still sad haha. Generally I wear knockoff skechers because they’re comfy AF

53. Eating? I had hot dogs for brunch.

54. Drinking? Water and coffee.

55. I’m about to? Get ready for work x| kill me.

56. Waiting for? short term: getting home from work and soaking my feet (and playing WoW) long term: camping and going back to school

57. Want? Some money would be nice. And time off with Jules so we can do fun stuff. Our schedules seem to be opposite lately, blah. And for people to just be NICE to others ffs.

58. Get married? Hopefully to my wifey one day <3

59. Career? If student is a career, then that. Bio major BSc student.

60. Hugs or kisses? Hugs <3

70. Turned someone down? Yeah, surprisingly. It’s awkward AF. Especially when it’s a complete stranger.

71. Sex on the first date? Definitely not. I’m demi, I need some kind of connection first.

72. Broken someones heart? Probably not

73. Had your heart broken? Yep, several times.

74. Been arrested? Lol no, the most illegal thing I do on a regular basis is jaywalk.

75. Cried when someone died? Uh, yeah... I cry at sad commercials ffs, my empathy knows no bounds, especially if someone DIES. ;_;

76.. Fallen for a friend? Hell yes :D @outside-the-government have been best friends for 13 years and a couple for 3, so... perfect example :D

do you believe in…

77. yourself? Sometimes, but definitely not often enough.

78. Miracles? I dunno. Crazy, seemingly impossible shit definitely does happen but I’m not sure how I feel about it being called a “miracle”. Dunno.

79. Love at first sight? Potentially... My parents met and married within 3 months (and at least half that time they were apart in different provinces)... might not have been love at first sight, but it was definitely something at first sight.

80. Santa Claus? I used to believe, then I realized that Santa has the same writing as Mom and all the same wrapping paper as us haha

81. Kiss on the first date? Yeah probably :)

82. Angels? I dunno. To believe in the generalized concept of “angels” you kind have to believe in God, Heaven and all that jazz, and I don’t. I feel like there could be spirits watching over us, but I don’t think they’re actual angels, no..

83. Current best friends name? Jules (and technically Nicole, we’ve been internet best friends for like 15 years, even though we don’t talk much at all lately (goddamn timezones))

84. Eye color? Blue :)

85. Favorite movie? Of all time? Legally Blonde. Most recent favourite? Wonder Woman

#That was fun #I love surveys #survey thing #meme thing #love #irl #personal

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theoculusmarauder · 7 years ago

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@sailor-anus said:H8, C1, B8 for whichever ones you'd like :0

(sorry I had asks closed earlier on this blog!! I didn’t know that they were off. I am just moving your ask to this blog)

What’s your OC’s idea of a perfect date? Puck Wallace: For Puck, her ideal date is exploring any kind of dungeon or forest. She likes adventuring but finds the exploration bit of adventuring her favourite because it is full of mystery and wonder. She would love that and to then go out for food in the area, whether that be to a small village or scavenging for food. The evening would be wrapped up with gathering around a warm fire or place and cozying up while talking about likes and dislikes.

Does your OC have a moral code? If not, how do they base their actions? If so, where does it come from, and how seriously do they take it? Fux: Fux’s moral code is based on their programming. They follow their programming very closely, but there is always room for interpretation from Fux. For instance, when Fux is hired for business, Fux may work with someone for a long time, but if they begin to harm innocent people, he will decide to end their contract/business together. Sometimes he will even fight against them. Fux takes their moral “code” very seriously. It is rare that they will stray from its meaning.

Is your OC considered funny? Do they believe they’re funny? Chip: Chip is considered funny in the “awwwww hahaha look at her... she’s wearing a little hat” kind of way. Sometimes Chip will also end up falling into pies or the flour bag. Cookie finds that pretty funny because of how klutzy Chip is. Chip doesn’t try to be funny, it just kind of happens. She is okay with it for the most part (but is usually indignant or confused when she is klutzy and people laugh)

#ask #Puck Wallace #Fux #Chip

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bunny-banana · 8 years ago

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OK i finally got around to watch TFA and i wont shut up about it for the next 53 consecutive days ok best things in the movie a quick list lets GO:

POE Dameron, beautiful man inside and outside.

he literally sassed Kylo in the face of death. amazing

the scene were the village was killed was really harsh tbh

IM 10 MINTUES IN AND FINN ALREADY HAS THE BEST CHARACTER ARC IN THE FRANCHISE. INCREDIBLE

dont get me started on finn ill need a separate post for him

anyway i personally birthed BB-8 it is my child

this movie was so surprisingly genuinely funny at times the humour was so delightful tbh

Name me a more iconic escape scene than the Finn/Poe escape I’ll wait

Poe giving Finn his name. pure, good content

REY MY DAUGHTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when she just randomly put on the pilot helmet whilst eating im crying shes so cute

tough desert child fighting to survive in that shit hole of a planet. lurv u rey

BB-8 LOOKS SO SAD WHEN FINN TELLS THEM POE DIDNT MAKE IT

Rey and Finn stealing the Millennium Falcon.

REY AND FIN FANTASTICALLY COORDINATING THE MILLENNIUM FALCON WHILE THEY BOTH HAVE NO IDEA NOR EXPERIENCE WITH WHAT THEY’RE DOING

When Finn and Rey fractically tell each other how amazing the other one is what sacred content is this oh my god

HAN <3 CHEWIE<3

Han immediately being fond of Rey and Finn. Finn calling him ‘Solo’. Rey looking up to him as a father figure. Big Deal.

General Leia ,__,

Anyway the speech Fux Flux,idk how he was called i mean the ginger dude, gave to the first order was fuckng creepy and reminded me alot of some Nazi bullshit

wish Kyle would take a chill pill once in a while

OOOH BOY WHEN FINN SEES KYLO CARRYING REY INTO THE SHIP AND HE JUST IMMEDIATELY STARTS SPRINTING TOWARDS REY WITH ZERO HESITATION!!!! DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLEFIELD AND COULD GET HIT ANY SECOND!!! WHEN. WILL. YOUR. FAVE. EVER

cant believe Finnrey exists and is canon

Finn being amazed by Poe’s pilot skills. what a dork

Any scene with Carry is just so bittersweet right now idk what to do

C3PO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R2D2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIN AND POE RUNNING TOWARDS EACH OTHER AT THE RESISTANCE BASE

FIN AND POE HUGGING

The iconic Lip Bite™

“ That's My Jacket. ... Keep it. It suits you “

cant believe Finnpoe exists and is canon

“You are afraid that you will never be as strong as Darth Vader” was so fucking savage she burned down his whole house

Rey escaping using the force what an icon tbh

FINREY HUG

:) that :) one :) cursed :) Han :) Kylo :) scene :)

tag yourself im Chewie screaming and shooting at Kyle after The Cursed Scene™

Leia Organa deserved better than this. So did Han.

my aesthetic is Rey obliterating edgelord in the lightsaber duel.

THE LUKE & REY SCENE AT THE END. GOOSEBUMPS

anyway, thanks for ur nonexistent attention this has been a short long review of TFA; conclusion: 185/10 would recommend its pure and good, im fuking PUMPED for The Last Jedi

#can u tell that i loved tfa ? can u ?#anyway the new trio saved my life #the force awakens #star wars #sw #finn #rey #poe dameron #princess leia #han solo #finnrey #finnpoe #stormpilot #long post #nazi mention

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