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she鈥檚 like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 馃毈
#sims 4#the sims community#simblr#ts4#sims 4 edit#mysims#drawing/editing these tears took actual years off my life#editing this in general did but the tears were my hell#her name is norma jean named after her grandmother but she goes by either jeanie or jj#she works at the local convenience store and bartends at night when shes able to pick up shifts#shes the worst bartender in existence and refuses to lift anything over 2 pounds#she once convinced a customer to buy her a sweater because she looked a little cold while working#she lied and said her manager never lets them turn on the heat and casually mentioned pennys was selling her favorite sweater#and then described in detail exactly where the sweater was in the store#all she had to do was blink her big brown eyes and call them baby a few times and they immediately folded#she goes to church 7 days a week even though she hates it because that's what she did when her mom was still alive#and its one of the few things that helps her feel close to her mom#her mom died after she had to drop out of highschool to take care of her#she holds a lot of resentment for having to give up such a big part of her life#but at the same time blames herself for not being able to make her mom better#she doesnt believe in banks and hides money around her house to store it but she's also super forgetful#she'll randomly find money around the house and then treat herself like it was present she meant to leave for her future self#she loves crosswords but treats it like a fun game and refuses to check if her answers are ever right#there's ur fun little facts about jeanie 馃馃徏
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the crows would have absolutely loved monopoly
#i feel so sad they never got to play#au where all they do. every day. is play monopoly#thats the heist thats the plot#them enjoying and bickering#all six of them#cuz all six are happy and alive#(im ignoring kiwi sorry guys)#kaz would get waaaaaay too into it#wylan would be incredible#he memorises the property names based off the colours#nina doesnt even care about winning she just buys the properties that kaz goes for#they never let jesper be banker even though he begs to be every time#the only person who can be banker is matthias#inej secretly moves her piece extra steps during other people's turns and only kaz realises#but he doesn't say anything even though he wants to win#the winner is almost always either kaz or wylan#inej comes close a few times#jesper has never once won but still claims he's best#nina tries to seduce matthias into giving her more money#it (almost) never works#soc#six of crows#ck#crooked kingdom#kaz#inej#kaz brekker#kanej#matthias helvar#jesper
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Anyway, if you're a fan of Bruce and Steph having a father/daughter relationship you should probably go read about Oliver and Mia.
#maybe i'm over stepping a little because I've only had Mia and Oliver for about three days#but I have read Green Arrow 2001 issues 1-46 in that time#and it really feels like they have the dynamic certain sections of fandom want Steph and Bruce to have#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#oliver queen#mia dearden#green arrow#speedy ii#spoiler#batman#robin iv#batgirl iii#listen#every couple of months someone makes a post about Steph telling Bruce she needs tampons/pads#and Bruce going overboard buying one of everything because he doesn't know what she likes#that's not Bruce Wayne#Bruce Wayne would probably go buy something#but he would also stay on the phone with her the whole time so he can lecture her about not being prepared#which is why Steph would never ask him to do it#there are so many other people she would ask first#but Mia and Oliver?#Yeah that's they're dynamic#Mia would 100% ask him to grab something on the way home#and he would come home several bags of over priced menstrual products#muttering the whole time about microplastics and unsafe chemicals#but also he bought the cheap ones too because he's not sure what exactly she likes#and her comfort matters more than his grips with chemical waste (though he'll never admit that) (she knows anyway)
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i was at walgreens buying some essentials and they had a bunch of magazines dedicated to individual celebrities and they had a pedro one so i was flipping through it and there was a little old lady next to me and she goes OHHH CHILD YOU GOT GOOD TASTE HE IS SO HANDSOME
#the way i choked on my gum#she鈥檚 not wrong#pedro pascal#the magazine was 15 dollars#so i did not buy it#low key might go back for it though
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a tragedy in three acts
THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY s2e06 芦love fest禄
#tsitp spoilers#tsitp#tsitpedit#the summer i turned pretty#belly conklin#jeremiah fisher#conrad fisher#this scene was hilarious#also i though that they would ask jenny's character to buy them alcohol to acknowledge her cameo but well#that would've been so ironic cause she's basically a mother to all of them#mariestuff#queued
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Shot by Carol, on one fateful Saturday morning
#the bumper sticker made me cringe so hard but ya'll can't tell me he doesn't have it smh#darryl is so stiff in photos.. you just know he has no idea what to do with his hands#also Carol originally wanted to take a pic of Grant but you know he really hates it... she couldn't convince him to come out of the car#not me spending hours on the Honda website staring at pictures of Honda Odyssey 2018 model from every possible angle#and one last thing - how tf did carol let darryl get away with buying a $40k 7 seat car when they're a family of 3?? Only Matt knows I gues#aaaand if you read all this already - can you spot the Charleston Chew? >:3#darryl wilson#grant wilson#even though it's mostly his shoes lol#my art#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dnddaddies#dndads s1
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uh oh
#trigun#trigun stampede#trigun meryl#Vash the Stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#dont let your designated parkour guy wear slides#i downloaded the ready steady roll poster for colors and started wheezing when i noticed woofwood was losing a shoe in that picture too#fucker CANONICALLY doesnt wear socks#personally i think vash is one of those guys that buys shoelaces too long for his shoes#then he has to double-wrap his laces so he doesnt trip over them#this is a very important headcannon keep it in mind whenever you see my stampede vash#meryl is just a little football#she isnt getting away from the shoe slander though who wears white shoes on a trip through the desert#all my rat
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Wait a minute.
If visions are basically Celestia keeping an eye on people that might one day ascend to be gods/ become threaths to Celestia.
Then now that the Hydro Archon is no more and Neuvillette is the one giving visions, does that mean he can watch over all hydro users??
Now all I can think of is Neuvillette acting as Furina's guardian angel. Hurt her and a literal dragon descends from the skies to beat you up!
Also Albert is FINALLY getting arrested!!
#neuvillette about to give visions to all melusines#and spy on the fatui#he also becomes interested in light novels when he finds out xinqiu is a writer#and by that i mean he buys all volumes of legend of the sword and starts a book club with furina and the melusines#hydro dragon accidentally adopting everyone#genshin impact#4.2 spoilers#neuvillette#furina#barbara#in this house we hate albert#after killing albert neuvillette is now worried about people stalking furina back in fontaine#no need to worry though#arlecchino killed them all#so she could almost assassinate furina
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Eloise knows something is up despite Colin鈥檚 best efforts to convince everyone and their mother that he is only helping his very dear, warm friend in finding a husband
#I鈥檒l give you a hint honey Colin#you鈥檙e the husband#she鈥檚 not buying it and she鈥檚 not happy about it#bridgerton#polin#bridgerton season 3#eloise bridgerton#the way she looks at him though
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sally moved in!
(amazing build by @simkoos 馃)
#simblr#ts4#ts4 gameplay#nightmare legacy challenge#f: baudelaire#baudelaire: 1#s: rust#s: sally#she's like my darling my dearest i hate all your dishes (affectionate) we're buying new plates and then they go to target skjfgksdjfs#also they're apparently engaged??? idk how but they are#there must have been one of those weird phone calls you get lol#even though they live in a same household it's stupid af#and i must have just clicked like whatever because i wasn't paying attention lol#wedding time it is!
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It's so weird that in angel s5e2 they do a little flashback to Spike's blaze of glory moment in the last episode of Buffy... but they leave out Buffy saying "I love you". It's such a blatant omission, the ONLY omission from that scene, that it feels totally deliberate and kind of dishonest. Considering a lot of the Spike and Angel moments in S5 revolve around their jealousy and rivalry towards each other, and a LOT of that is to do with Buffy like... Why would you leave it out? It's a pretty big moment for Spike's character in general.
As far as I recall they don't even mention it, they just mention the fact that Spike and Buffy have had a lot of sex compared to bangel's ONE disastrous time (that they remember) but it does kind of cheapen it for Spike. A big motivation for him not leaving LA could have been him not wanting to hold Buffy to her words, since he clearly doesn't believe that she loves him (even though she does, as per Whedon). He presumably thinks she only said that to make him feel better in his final moments, because she wouldn't have to actually follow through on her words. Which is sad. But it makes much more sense as a motivation than the weird 'it cheapens my moment of glory' excuse like since when does spike give a shit about that
#spuffy#idk missed opportunity for sure. maybe it's brought up later in the season? I can't remember rn#but they do kind of shunt spike's complexity and make his character all about angel's feelings#though don't get me wrong i LOVE their fight over the cup#i love the symbolism of spike being able to hold the cross while angel can't.#spike pointing out that he fought for his soul while angel had to be forced to change is sooooo cathartic#because that's the thing about angel is he's not inherently a good person. he has to continually fight to be better#he's the faith to spike's buffy#btvs thoughts#btvs#anyway their continued insistence that buffy and angel are soulmates that transcend any other relationships#is rly detrimental to both buffy and angel as characters imo. as well as any other relationships they might have#cordelia and spike who actually put in the work to get to know them as people are automatically relegated to second fiddle#dont get me wrong i love bangel for the angst but i dont buy that buffy will always be in love w the same guy she barely knew at age 16
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interdimensional familial relationships
#adventure time#fionna and cake#fionna campbell#finn mertens#sometimes you鈥檙e just a lil buy being raised by your own son a female version of yourself and a sentient tank#also i鈥檓 still not over how martin got to be a good dad for like 5 seconds before getting killed 馃槶#thats her dad kinda!!!! and she doesn鈥檛 even know#i am deeply curious how the fem!martin situation is though. and male!minerva also#boy* dammit
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Hello Aru, I have a non-WLB question Is Yoshi a Belgian Malinois? *You don't have to answer right away, I understand your inbox must be flooding rn
yeah he is! my little baby man
(him and our other dog koda, koda is a husky/shepherd mutt)
#answers#we got him for free cause they guy who was selling them couldnt find anyone to buy them#and he was sick of 10 giant puppies destroying his house#yoshi is so good though#he's so smart#his training is going so much easier than kodas#koda wont do shit#she's like 'fuck you' in dog form#she just doesnt care about people pleasing or treats#she knows everything but has no motivation#i understand you koda.#however.#you're a brat.#anyway yoshi cares what we think VERY much and it is making him so so easy to train and i love him
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Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 馃ゴ 馃挋鉂わ笍馃槅馃グ
linktr.ee/Mezzy
#klance#can i tell everyone to look away before i write tags to someone privately lmao no? damn#anyway yes i meant music!! and thank you for sharing something!!#baking seems like a hyperfixation#like i know you said you baked once but then look at me#...i was thinking if i could make salads.... i gotta be medicore at least at one food thing#its a joke its a joke#i will one day get used to focusing on more complicated kitchen work than heating up meat or cooking things in salt and water#anyone else had trouble getting out of bed this december?#once i do i try to pick physical activities that dont require creative thinking because man#at the post office i had small talk with a lady waiting in line she didnt speak polish so u know me it happened#and she recommended light therapy lamp#im very tempted to try it becase i had record bad thoughts sleepless nights and jerking awake this month#it might be rooted in economic instability growing inflation costs of living and shitty working conditions while still trying to buy gifts?#but hey there are things we cant have control over and there are things we can#ive got winter wonderland comic coming though#i will try my best to speed-finish it as a christmas gift aight#i hope its going to be a nice thing!!#wow thats a long set of tags
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Damn so everyone was as starved for miryumi content as i was? Have another treat
#these are fresh out the oven#looking through my old miryumi doodles for the prev post inspired me again#the sillies#this is genuinely my canon#horikoshi has said nothing about it so its true#while stain was getting curb stomped by a high schooler miryumi were out buying groceries#fuyumi watches every single one of rumis fights btw#to be supportive and out of fear#even though shes generally not all that worried#cause lets be real#mirko could take on god and win on a good day#i headcanon that mirko will answer fuyumis calls live on air cameras be damned#and this is how fuyumi gets obscure celebrity partner status#people know she exists but not who she is#they definitely have a dedicated fanbase though#the day people find out 'yumi' is pro hero endeavors daughter theyre gonna lose their shit#the reveal in the previous post is my canon#anywaysies! self indulgent as usual#fuyumi todoroki#usagiyama rumi#mirko#miryumi#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#wlw#chiquilines draws
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im the most normal person at the party
^ my reference picture to prove im not crazy. or to prove im extra crazy.
#everyone can have cute outfits. except pep who will not contact his moms for help buying clothes. i understand#adventure time#digital art#wizard city#adventure time fanart#distant lands#adventure time wizard city#im missing like. okay. i know exactly which wizards im missing and im actually sad about it#i almost forgot the beetle and shes my favorite. i forgot pot head even though shes ON my reference picture#and theres a bat girl on my reference pic too that didnt get in. cuz i forgor and then i had no room really. :(#and im sorry mustache and big chunk guy. i didnt include you then i felt bad actually. and crab head. and some others.#THESEA RE ALL TEH.BACKGROUND WIAZZRDS . FROM DISTANT LANDS. SORY. I WENT INSANE.#AND ILL GO INSANE AGAIN!
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