#she's asks the honest questions

[misterlazer]

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Penny: Salutations! You must be Jaune Arc *Offers hand*

Jaune: Yeah, that's me. And you must be Penny *shakes her hand*

Penny: Oh my! You have soft hands for a Huntsman.

Jaune: Uhh, thanks?

Penny: Do you masturbate quite often?

[hopeswriting]

daily life arc miura haru. does anyone know who i'm talking about. do you guys remember her. i still can't believe what happened to her 😔

[kyonshi-8610]

naninyu naglalaro nga lang po sila 🥺

[creaturefeaster]

what would ids in stolla look like? i wanted to make some for ocs and was wondering if you had an idea for them

I think this is a really cool question, because it's not something I've ever considered in detail before until now.

Graphically, the background would probably be a little more interesting, but I made this quickly on my laptop so I was artistically limited-- here:

IDs of the Talpian Dominion, as well as Sunkeep, would vary from this design as they are sovereign to Stolla, but still function independently. I can try and make IDs for them in the future if it interests, but for now I figure this ID is pretty catch-all otherwise.

So a (mostly) filled out ID would look like this:

There's probably some stuff I'd tack on if I had more time to design this, such as a blood type identifier, and personally I'd find it cooler if it wasn't a standard rectangle shape, but this design was based on real world IDs, and I think this still gets most of what you'd need to know across for now.

If you're curious about the exact details on how an ID is produced, I'll explain below the readmore.

DI: Date Issued. Looking back on this, there should probably be an expiration date, perhaps on the lower right corner. ^^

SEX: Dependent on race. Many races have dimorphism similar to humans... more or less, though some (Vixen, Normals, etc.) have a wider range of sexes and are labeled as such.

The most common identifiers you would see on an ID would be: X(nondescript), F(female), M(male), MX(monolex, for some plant people).

EYES: No. of eyes, and color

HAIR: Natural hair color

HGT: Height on record

WGT: Weight on record

ELMT: Whether or not this person has elemental capabilities.

X is the lack of the elemental method, E/A/W/F are indicators of Earthen, Air, Water, and Fire elemental individuals. Typically you would only see this on races that are in touch with a certain element. For instance, many plant people are elementally inclined towards earth, and therefore would be labeled as E if they are found to have this connection.

RC: Residential ID code, has 18 to 19 digits, and can be decoded as such:

00 , 0000, 00.00.0000 , 00, 00.0

TR, NEID, DD.MM.YYYY, DI, RI.A

TR: Territory.

Each territory is labeled 00 through 14, the Talpian Dominon & Sunkeep are not in the registry.

NEID: Name Entry in Database.

Number of people active and registered with this exact name to date, within the territory.

DDMMYYYY: Birthdate.

DI: Day of the month this card was issued (Ignore the fact that I entered this part of April's ID incorrectly ._.)

RI(A): Racial identity marker, and affliction if applicable.

Races are listed from 11 through 28, noting 18 recognized races within Stolla. (A) is marked as a 0 unless afflicted as a vampire, zombie, or were-animal. It is very rare to see IDs with positive affliction markers, as very few are able to achieve legality. I probably don't need to mention that it's telling enough on it's own that there's a marker for affliction at all.

Each territory has it's own emblem, but I don't really have those fleshed out right now so it stays blank for now, haha.

Date of birth is listed under the emblem on the right side, and beneath that is their race in print.

Markers are for things like you would see on our cards in real life. Donors, veterans, notable allergies, etc.

Like I said, this isn't something I've thought about really until I read this ask this morning, so it's not what I would call a finalized version, but you can assume the data entry would all work the same, even if I did adjust the design a bit down the line.

Thanks for this question 🖤

[itsmistyeyedbi]

Quick question for people's twc detectives: in what ways have they changed for the better after meeting and joining ub? And have some aspects of them changed for the worse?👀

[enbysiriusblack]

sirius black is autistic. i know this in my heart.

[eir-trixa]

One thing that gets me everytime is that Stoick would have absolutely LOVED Zephyr. And Nuffink of course but I have this weird feeling that he wouldve doted non stop on Zephyr specifically. She wouldve been spoiled rotten by her grandfather, taken everywhere on top of his shoulders or the crook of his elbow. He would be reading her stories before bed. He would have learned to braid her hair and sat down with her on tea parties. He wouldve gone with her troll hunting. He would be there for her and her brother in the way he never got to be with Hiccup because the times were different now and then. He would absolutely be her best friend and Im SAD they never got to meet.

[athenaareia]

In Miss Americana and Heartbreak Prince - will Rhea and Apollo have any kids? Because in addition to her recent identity crisises, I imagine that would be a fun new hurdle to throw at her

Plus, there’s some room for Angst!

Like, would her Babies actually be… babies? Artemis helped deliver her brother and Hermes was doing pranks on Day One so a lot of her expectations of Motherbood and Parenthood would just be… wrong

thank you for asking anon!! I love all questions about any of my fics, don't hesitate to ask anything okay?

so. not immediately, no - she has the adopted camp babies for now. some time later, very likely that they might. angst potential is there in everything if you look hard enough, at least for me so... yeah.

I mean. she's read the stories so she does know that they won't be babies for more than two minutes but I totally think she'll go to, like, amphitrite or leto for advice. but also this is rhea jackson, so it's very likely that she'll give her three hour old, five-ish looking immortal child an axe like "that's perfectly normal, why are you all looking at me like that?"

[here-there-were-dragons]

i have to wonder what super hardcore militant vegans think should be done about obligate carnivore animals, because in all my painfully-rapidly-approaching-30-years i've literally never actually seen anyone give a clear consistent much less halfway feasible answer on that

[hrokkall]

🏳️‍🌈 Hc on the Inspector or Dredger?

Ya sure; why not both

Send me 🏳️‍🌈 and a character for my lgbtq+ headcanon and a doodle

[squirrelno2]

I saw this in one of your posts “Like. let's traumatise the made-up kids, it's good for the real kids to read as long as you talk about it the right ways. (I'm being blithe and simplistic here but if you want a ramble on what I mean just ask)” and I was intrigued. Maybe you’ve already done a post about this so I apologise if so but this is me asking for that ramble

Oh damn I had to dig for that post, but yeah! So a couple background info things:

One, I was the kind of autistic kid who has the empathy where you cry when others cry or get angry when others are angry, but who also can't understand why people are reacting in ways I wouldnt react/what the emotions im mirroring are. I learned most of what I know about the vast complexities of humanity through stories, because that was my window into mindsets that are not my own, and it's especially good for the people around me that I was such a voracious reader because it gave me a huge variety of "people" to view the internal worlds of, whereas if I read a more limited selection I'd probably have a lot less compassion just because I had fewer models to learn from. So I feel very strongly about the ability of story to teach us how people work, because I experienced it firsthand in a very conscious way. (More on this later)

The other thing is I write a lot of original work, most of which is aimed at the kind of middle grade/young adult age range. Nothing published yet, but I've been thinking about what it means to tell a story to children vs teens vs adults for over half my life now, especially since starting to work as a dance teacher and spending my adult life mostly around kids of various ages. So again, strong feelings about how adults have to teach kids not just what to do but why it matters - kids aren't learning facts alone in school or life, they are learning how to be people. Everything is a lesson, especially when you're particularly young

So the post was talking in that paragraph about how so many books for kids portray the necessity of the child hero, when adults reading will usually go "what the FUCK that kid is TWELVE they're a baby". And that's a good impulse! It's important for adults to want to keep kids from having to take on too much responsibility too early!

But I think when adults have that handwringing moment they forget that kids in real life have absurd and awful responsibilities and experiences every day whether we like it or not. So often I see people talk about that kind of child chosen one story as being some kind of awful bc it teaches kids not to rely on adults and frankly, many of us learned that from real life! I did, even with the wonderful parents that I had, because my school experiences were that fucking awful. We have to tell stories about kids facing down awful, traumatic experiences, both fantastical and realistic, and we have to tell stories about the nasty bits that come after, the grief and trauma and feeling scraped raw and the bad coping mechanisms as well as the good ones and the days you slide back into the person you were when you thought you were past it - because real kids need to know they're not alone and they're not weak or bad or any of a number of things that feeling isolated in your trauma can lead you to believe, especially as a child when everything is so much bigger because its happening for the first time

The story I have lived with the longest, trying to write it for twelve/thirteen year olds since I was twelve myself, is one about a kid with the same trauma I had of being undiagnosed but visibly autistic in ways that her peers hated and a kid with an abusive parent being forced to do really awful things to try and earn that parent's approval. It's also a fantasy story wish fulfillment type thing for baby me with ghosts and junior high theatre classes and magic! And even just letting that story and characters grow and change with me has helped me to heal from a lot of things that really fucked me over in my childhood and adolescence. Not perfectly! I'm in therapy for a goddamn reason! But it gave me hope to tell a story about these people who faced down violence they never should have had to and not only lived, but came out the other end slowly learning to thrive and leave that violence in the past. Kids who've faced trauma, whether like mine or like that character of mine with the abusive parent or like any number of other horrible things that can happen to kids, they deserve to see that they can have power and agency, that they can face awful things and win, and that they can heal and be happy. Not every book for kids does this the ways I personally like but that's why I feel so strongly about children's media having that "kids have to save the day" trope no matter how pearl-clutchy adults get about it, and that's why i dont shy away from putting kids in my stories in dangerous positions. It's not about the characters, bc they're symbols. It's about what I can give as a storyteller to the kids reading, or even the kids inside the adults reading. We all have a little kid in our heads who needs to know it's going to be ok, I think.

[metamorphic-stranger]

I haven't actually watched Arcane yet, but ever since my friend convinced me to watch it with her at some point in the future, I've been having strange cryptic visions about Viktor Arcane in my dreams Someone please tell me what this means

[angelbitezzz]

Alright Angel let’s be real— you’ve got a LITTLE crush on Sans, right? I won’t tell anyone, don’t worry. I’m not saying you’re in love with him or anything, but c’mon, a lil crush is normal!

[daughterofsarenrae]

for the batman characters: cassandra cain!

three facts about them from my personal headcanons 1. she's an adrenaline junkie and she should get into extreme sports. like she just vanishes for a few months and then u find out it's because she got really into like. idk freeclimbing or x-trials 2. she is absolutely unbeatable at just dance 3. i think cass doesn't know what a gender is and just goes along with she/her bc that's what people called her. if she ever sits down and hears like an lgbt primer she'd be like. oh. nah i dont have one of those. but she also doesn't care enough to do some self-introspection over this when she has her planet-sized guilt complex to deal with instead

a reason they suck -Doesn't take good enough care of herself. babygirl getting urself killed for The Mission doesn't fix anything and won't ever be enough to make you forgive yourself. Find a healthier outlet

a reason they are great -where to begin. she is perfect To Me. she's so arrogant esp re: 'i never lose' and she keeps being right about that and it makes her even worse. she never does anything in half measures. nothing short of perfection is acceptable. this isn't necessarily great FOR her but it's great for me to read about

a reason I relate to them  -hates losing anything

(what I consider to be) the top tier otp/ot3 for that character -otp: stephcass. fucking obsessed with them.

five things that never happened to that character that I believe should have happened -she should've gotten to kiss brenda. as a treat -she should get to kiss steph on page. as a treat -she should get to be in any movie/show without her entire backstory/character being rewritten -i think she should join a band and she should either play drums or bass -therapy. she'd hate it and it would never happen and it prob wouldnt fix her but it's worth a shot -bonus one i think she should have to look after a toddler for like a week for some reason and she talks to this kid ALL the time to make sure they get the chance to grow up hearing human voices, unlike what she got. also she tries to teach the baby krav maga -bonus bonus one LET THAT GIRL BE BATMAN!!!! literally no one else wants/should want that identity. her wanting the batman mantle was such a big part of batgirl2000 and if we all work together we can actualize this future.

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[miserye]

i had ym meeting w my boss todya and i guess i followe d the firections weridly

[wandixx]

I got a bright idea of writing and binding book for my cousin's birthday in October which I know is ambitious and I may not make it but who cares. Maybe I'll push it to Christmas to get some more time.

Anyway I was talking about it with her to get a grasp on what she would like to get and it went like this:

My cousin: Low fantasy

Me: *internally* I'll have to develop a world in a month or so, alright I can totally do it *sweating*

Me: *over the text* Okay, sure

My cousin: Murder mystery, maybe?

Me: *hasn't read a murder mistery since she was 12* Okay

My cousin: Romance!

Me, a questioning aro, most likely ace: *again, haven't read romance in some time, outside of fanfics* ...Sure

My cousin: Enemies to lovers, but their true, crave the blood type of enemies at the start!

Me: *kinda hates enemies to lovers* Okay

My cousin: First person narrative

Me: I may not be able to do this, actually

My cousin: Sure, don't worry

My cousin: Humour with at most sprinkles of serious

Me: *with exactly one funny fic I managed to finish, and I still put some angst in it (up to four, maybe, if we count my Wattpad era and one-shots people asked me to write)* *flippingthe table* AaAAAaaaA

Me: Okay, though it'll be hard :)

I am not even getting out of my comfort zone, I'm launching myself out with the power of freaking trebuchet and just hope at the end is something a bit softer than a concrete