#she's an amazon!!!!

[wordy-little-witch]

Do you think Shakky would be a good grandma?

To answer shortly: yes

However I honestly don't really ship Shakky and Rayleigh. I see them more as like. Best friends. Unhinged queer platonic life mates. If they ARE married, it was for tax evasion (/hj) or convenience.

I do however love the idea of great aunt Shakky á la Down For Anything Wine Aunt Vibes. Think a slightly more chill lady Stan from gravity falls lmfao.

She'd absolutely pull a line like "oh... that's something a responsible parent would never allow. Good thing I'm an aunt! Have fun, kids~"

She's good for babysitting short term but is liable to allow some more.... excessive..... games to fly by if it's longer terms. Honestly, most think her very level headed, but she believes in the pros and cons of "fuck around and find out".

She'd absolutely kill someone for the kids, though. No questions asked.

((Also a chronic enabler. Someone says no? Well, aunt Shakky said yes. What the parents don't know won't hurt them. Come along, minions, let's cause chaos-))

[bet-on-me-13]

Why are there so many gods here?

SO! One day, the Eternal Trio decided to Check if they had ant past lives using Magic.

They already knew that Tucker was the Reincarnation of some Pharoah, so maybe they were also some historical figures in a last life.

It does not go as expected.

Danny finds out that he was the Ancient of Space, and the reason Clockwork was so invested in keeping him from being erased from Time is because he's his Brother apparently.

Sam finds out that she was the Embodiment of The Green, and Undergrowths attempt at Adopting her was some scheme to become the Parent of his used-to-be Queen while she was in Mortal Form, therefore overthrowing her.

Tucker finds out that Duulaman was just one in a long line of the Reincarnations of the Sun God Ra, and that he had been quite a few more historical figures in the Past.

They were surprised to figure this out, but then they got curious.

They tested the Spell out on Jazz, and found that she used to be an Amazonian Goddess, alongside Pandora.

They test it on Dash, and find that he used to be Hermes, God of Travel and Speed.

Ellie was an Embodiment of something called the Speed Force, who was also a child of Space before their rebirth, apparently.

They slowly realize that almost every person of note in Amity Park is the Reincarnation of some kind of God or Spirit. And none of them seem to realize that.

Why are there so many reborn Gods in this town?

...

Constantine is actually asking himself the EXACT same question at that very moment, after a botched teleportation spell landed him in Amity Park.

[aingeal98]

This might be my favourite cover because for one thing it gets me invested in the potential story like WHY is Cass in jail. I can think of a thousand reasons why people would want to arrest her but why has she let them, that's the part I'm most intrigued by.

Secondly, Cass looks so much like Shiva here that I'm pretty sure her mugshot would give Bruce a jump scare.

[gnomewithalaptop]

Thinking about Tim and Cassie as narrative reflections of each other -- about how they both started out as normal kids with no obligation to their mentors, good kids who just wanted to help, and how gradually, bit by bit, that choice they made as thirteen-year-olds lowkey ruined any chance they had for a normal life

[rosekasa]

i think what i adore about ladynoir beyond high school age (18 and over) is the opportunity it leaves for some of the most DELICIOUS best friends to lovers scenarios. because, like, two people who've been fighting side by side for years? who've known each other long enough to make jokes about it, haha remember when we were fourteen and you-- we AGREED to never speak of it!!!! who've spent so long learning each other inside out, even, in chat noir's case, getting over feelings, that the idea of anything romantic between them is so far off the radar that they don't feel the need for certain boundaries, because why would it matter if they made jokes about how attractive they find each other, about getting married, about how they could totally mess with the rest of the miracle team by pretending they're hooking up because it's so far out of the realm of possibility.

but then there would be that imperceptible shift. the moment where one of them makes a joke and it feels just a bit more loaded than it should. gazes lingering where they never lingered and playful smiles turning curious. the sudden awareness that, while maybe they were cuddling on a rooftop with their best friend, they were also wrapped up in the arms of someone they trust with their lives, and is extremely attractive, and, wait, if the only reason it was platonic before was because there were no feelings, what does THIS mean?

THE TENSION. THE PINING. THE INHERENT MESS OF BEING IN YOUR TWENTIES. PLEASEEEE

[hypewinter]

When Batman sees an unknown boy sitting calmly in the Watchtower lobby, he's prepared to send the entire base in lockdown. That is until Wonder Woman introduces him as her nephew.

[mattikitku]

Tokyo 2020 silver medalist Maria Andrejczyk posted a season-best as she threw for 65.52m in qualifying - the top distance of any competitor

[sophieseals]

Also I may be treading covered ground but firecracker is AMAZING pick me representation. Those drugs ARE killing her she has an enlarged heart and it will pop supe or not. She’s done all that to win the affection of a perfect representation of conservative governed patriarchy personified in homelander and he even after ALL THAT still hates her. Even when you fit every conformity, beauty standard, blame all the other women for men’s bad actions those men STILL DONT WANT YOU. And it is metaphorically and literally KILLING HER.

[julietcpulet]

Jane hitting on Guildford, wanting him to kiss her at the wedding, staring at him like she’s starving and then almost sleeping with him but then asking for a divorce is the height of running from your feelings

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

REX JUST WANTED ONE NORMAL NIGHT WHERE THEY ALL GOT TO CHILL AND NOW HE'S THE ONLY GUARDIAN LEFT ON EARTH AND THE OTHERS HAVE NO IDEA-

[sarafangirlart]

Not a single Medusa retelling adapts let alone references the myth where Medusa and the Gorgons fought a war against the Amazons.

And that’s how you know not a single one of these retellings are worth your time.

[fishfingersandscarves]

background elf-maid that shows up for like 8 seconds in the rings of power season 2 finale i have not been able to stop thinking about you

[fraudulent-cheese]

Total Drama, but it's funny tags i got from @/dear-ao3

[scrombit]

OWAHHH i cant capture her essence but IDC i like how it turned out <3

[foldingfittedsheets]

My coworker is setting up a secret Santa and we’re building wishlists on Elfster and I was like -.- I don’t have any desires. All my desires are boring.

I was scrolling my Amazon wishlist being like these are all things I want but aren’t exciting in a gift exchange.

Then I remembered other sites exist and that there’s a bunch of cute stuff on Etsy and Redbubble that I’d be excited about and I had more fun after that. It’s nice to know that even if a coworker I’m not as close with gets me I’ll get something I’ll really enjoy.

[nelkcats]

Distant family

Danny didn't quite know how to feel when his mother asked him if he wanted to go visit his aunt for a few days. He assumed it was his Aunt Alicia but apparently not, which didn't leave him with much of a choice as to who it might be. He wondered if it was safe to leave Amity for so long.

Later, his mother rectified herself by saying she was more of a distant aunt of sorts, which didn't help the halfa's confusion in the least but he ended up agreeing to it. Mainly because Jazz asked him to take a vacation.

That's how he found out his aunt was Wonder Woman, because sure, why not, Aunt Diana seemed to be just as curious about his existence but didn't tie him up in her shiny golden bow so Danny considered it a win.

Apparently his grandmother was an Amazon that left Themyscira after falling in love. His mom had met Diana when she was separated from her homeland as a sort of united group of exiled Amazons.

Danny wondered what that meant for Jazz's future, at least he had a story to tell Pandora, she would be proud of his origins...probably.