#she’s very sweet

[to-know-how-it-ends]

So somehow I have become my stepmoms queer encyclopedia? I am not out to her (or any of you, for that matter, because frankly it’s not your business and I don’t feel like sharing) but she knows I know what certain gender identities and sexualities are and relies on me to tell her because she needs to know it for her job where she works with kids who are often queer. I really hope I am doing a good job and that I don’t out myself to her lol.

[jinxed-mutt]

I love my girlfriend hhbbsbsbsbsb

[vacantgodling]

😍, 🔥 and 💌 for Lavendula 👀👀👀

get ready for miss intellectual art nerd who has barely any experience feeling like she owns her attraction but is doing her best!!!!!

😍 : What does your OC find irresistible in others?

genuinely strong willed people, or people that take up space, force themselves to be heard, and do not let other people shake their will to speak for themselves. she admires hya for it and wishes she could be more like him; she eventually falls for erecia for it because not only does erecia never back down from any adversary she is unwavering and kind and she’s never seen those two things meshed together before; she admires myrtus for not making it so cold and brash but showing how even in complacency you can fend for yourself. a lot of it is desire to attribute those things to herself and as such she can’t help but seek it in those around her.

🔥 : What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

genuine compliments on who she is and what She enjoys. she’s never held any particular water towards her appearance or her physical attributes. but compliment her passion, her creativity, her mind, and she’s immediately both suspicious and abashed. seal the deal and earn a shy, pleased smile by flattering her on the things you notice she cares about in herself: admire her charcoal coated hands, or the calluses she has from holding a brush, admire her wit and voice when she speaks aloud. you’ll gain mad points with her :DD

💌 : How would they plan a romantic evening for a significant other?

lavendula is very thoughtful and astute person, which translates to how she shows her love. she would orchestrate something to her lover’s tastes whether it be a romantic drive or ride on the town, to the theatre, to a gallery, or stargazing etc. she would make sure to have a careful itinerary of everything that they would enjoy and they want to do and would make sure everything went off without a hitch. to end the night would probably be a romantic bath with candles and smelling salts and perhaps a massage 👀

[eddito]

trying to decipher my brother’s mother-in-law’s texts like

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.

[fyodorsfavoriteanimewifu]

so today my brother wanted me to babysit my niece and take her to see “the wild robot” movie because he was busy. I never read the book so I didn’t know what to expect. I was crying during the movie 😢 afterward my niece asked “why are you crying auntie ella” and I didn’t know how to explain to her about motherhood 😔

[blackkatdraws2]

[⚠️The Amazing Digital Circus SPOILERS] This episode was interesting!

[narwhalsarefalling]

my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.

she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.

i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world

[puppppppppy]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Cassidy is nervous to meet Abby,,

[canisalbus]

Pip the silken windhound to contribute to the "sighthound in a snood" conversation. She endures but not willingly.

A quality snood specimen indeed.

[geekgirles]

Ironically, I feel we, as a Phandom, don't talk about Sam's Friend to All Living Things status enough.

[mohntilyet]

still i think the one of the more fun differences drawn between illario and lucanis that was lost would be illario's ability to endear himself to others but serious lack of empathy, vs. lucanis' (self perceived) inability to be charming but how much he cares. it's interesting that the game has gone with the "lucanis' ability vs illario's lack thereof" because i think illario being the dellamorte 'best in show dog' vs. lucanis' attack dog would have made me so unwell.

lucanis is... awkward. he's not unlikable, because he is usually very polite, but he doesn't speak much and only seems to care about the other dellamortes. he once sent viago de riva a knife with no note (who knows what he could have meant by this). he does what caterina asks of him, and by his own admission, cannot say no to her. he is a dramatic and prolific killer, and that makes how untouchable he is even worse.

and the crows like illario, sure, AND he's a good assassin! he's even a good crow! he's so good that he can make lucanis smile, and so he is the charming, sociable one. he's the one that stays in treviso and can be relied upon to care, illario's even the one people prefer over caterina and lucanis!

but illario is decoration. he's the prize poodle, and even if poodles were bred to be working dogs, nobody will ever pick him to protect the house over the german shepherd that regularly mauls intruders. anyways the analogy is getting away from me. the point i'm trying to make is that i want illario to have a different kind of jealousy/hatred that's not just over 'being bad at killing' but also an arrogant loathing for everyone around him that is getting harder to hide, because they've forgotten he can bite and is just itching to rip someone's jugular out. illario is very good at hiding his family resemblance to caterina, while lucanis suffers under his grandmother's, and his own, reputation.

[demaparbat-hp]

Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...

This is Zu—I mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.

Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (“I can carry my own basket!” “Never said you—” “I'm not weak!” “I didn't—” “Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean—” “Would you listen for once, woman?!” ) they'll become nearly inseparable.

For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.

[babsaros]

so depressed i’m on a first name basis with the mcdonalds drive thru lady