#she’s such a slay queen pussy boss

[diviedrawn]

As Bowser once said, “Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches”

[pshbites]

LOVE ON AiR

SYNOPSiS » two podcast groups, both equally popular on the internet, start interacting with one another. however it isnt how fans want it to be.. OR yn sees sunghoon hating on lauryn hill and accidentally starts an entire fanwar with him.

PAiRiNG » sunghoon x fem!reader

FEAUTRiNG » all of enha, giselle of aespa, txt briefly mentioned

GENRE » smau (social media au), fluff, angst, enemies to lovers (barely), chronically online humor, romance, podcast au, influencer au, HEAVILY inspired from suburb talks and under the influence podcasts, SLOWBURNN

WARNiNGS » profanity, suggestive humor, kys/kms jokes, lots of pop culture references (im chronically online im sorry), drinking, drugs, fanwars, yn haters (BOOOOO), stalking (sorta?) manipulation (NOT FROM SUNGHOON OR Y/N) changes every chapter.

STATUS » completed — (08/03/24) to (10/26/24)

PLAYLiST » your eyes only - enha, after midnight - chappell roan, ex factor - lauryn hill, kiss me - dpr live, read your mind - sabrina carpenter, 3005 - childish gambino, poison poison - renee rapp, thirst - dpr live, just a little bit - enha, daisy - wave to earth, nouvelle vague - wave to earth, thinkin about you - frank ocean. (got carried away .. 😁)

AUTHORS NOTE » BIGGG thanks to my bestest friend ever, my fav british person, @lqfiles , ily so so much and thank you so much for helping me with this process. teaching me how to work tumblr like i was a grandma even tho im only 2 years older than u and making this AMAZING cover (isnt she talented), i love u sooo much more than words can describe, you annoying brit (endearing) 🫶

TAGLIST CLOSED!

written chaps in blue

🔴 RECORDING..

teaser (read first for context!!)

profiles i & profiles ii

1) call my phone a vibrator the way it keeps buzzing

2) YAP CENTRAL EP.135: alpha male podcasts?!

3) first hate thread. feeling nervous

4) pussy slay queen!

5) okay alpha

6) ROUND TABLE EP.149: perfect pitch :o

7) 1 down 3 to go

8) what the fuck is a ynhoon

9) YNXOXO VLOG: night out w/ won and riki

10) wet and bothered

11) just a normal tuesday

12) jungwons evil arc

13) YNXOXO VLOG: cafe date with my girls <3

14) the battle of thirst traps

15) twitch streaming era

16) YAP CENTRAL EP.136: did social media ruin relationships?

17) second interaction: kinda scared

18) fuck skater boys

19) park sunghoon v. round table

20) riki emo era: OVER

21) sunghoons side hoes

22) ROUND TABLE EP.150: we traded phones?!

23) bro define: friend

24) spidey sense

25) on my cellular plan i pay for?

26) YNXOXO VLOG: night time routine + surprise!!

27) a face i would kiss

28) collab of the century

29) YAP CENTRAL EP.137: has love lost its meaning?

30) eyes don’t lie

31) operation: ynhoon (postponed)

32) crybaby

33) operation: ynhoon (BACK ON)

34) chat is this a date yes or no?

35) boss baby jay

36) boyfriend

37) soft or hard?

38) what da heck *tyla voice*

39) YNXOXO VLOG: ice skating! | vlog w/ a special guest!!

40) love is on air

UNCUTS

1) operation: get riki ip banned on twt

2) try not to blow up challenge: FAILED

3) JAYS KITCHEN: my friends trying to help me make food blindfolded. (spoiler: it’s a fail)

4) YNXOXO VLOG: my boyfriend does my makeup voiceover !

5) YAP CENTRAL BLOOPERS: riki kat and yn patreon ad

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[hulahoopsoupgroup]

based on arlecchinos voiceline about her not being able to understand the hearth kids' slang, here are some scenarios me and my friend came up with:

hearth kids: "skibidi rizz, why are you watching cocomelon, thats not ratioed. you need to start mewing"

arle, sitting in the corner: "what the fuck are you saying"

lyney, trying to explain what camp means

arle: *head in hands, about to go up in flames because she feels old*

"why are you coming out of the closet? we're in a hallway, there is no closet?"

"What do you mean you think it's time to come out? We're already outside?"

"who did you slay? do i need to bury a body for you?"

arle, to lyney: "wait i thought you were going to be the next king of the hearth. why is everyone calling you a queen?"

"Lynnette why did you write 'slay pussy boss' on the report about Furina I had you make?"

Arle: you can't do that anymore freminet. That's against the rules

Freminet: okay miss girl

Arle: ???? I am a woman???

lyney: "youre gaslighting and gatekeeping, but youre not girlbossing"

arle: "i actually did gaslight last night. i burned that one rich guys house down. i thought i told you about that?"

"What do you mean you've been afflicted with 'brain rot' are you okay?!?!"

"drag queen? to where? are they angry at miss furina again?"

arle, to lyney: "why are they calling me and columbina fruity? my cologne smells nothing like fruit"

lyney: "father, why do you have that look on your face?"

arle: "WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME AN EGG"

arle: "top energy? bottom energy? if you want to succeed in the house of the hearth, then you must have top energy at all times and never fall behind"

lyney: "no thats- thats not what they meant"

"lynette, why are the kids calling neuvillette babygirl?"

"serving cunt? please dont do that, thats unsanitary"

[aachria]

About the thing with kuma and where he will send Ed got me thinking that if Ed ends up in Amazon lily, like eds gotta give boa a reality check or at least a punch for being in love with a teen boy, right? It can't be only me who thinks that's hella weird

I try my very best to ignore that stain on Boa’s fascinating character, because yes, it is strange and odd. She is my slay queen pussy boss and she would never, truly.

Would Ed punch a woman? A royal woman, no less? Surely there isn’t a precedent for this.

[bbgliker-teehee]

Sorry to Viv but Mimzy should've been a Burlesque dancer and part of the Lust ring.

It fits her vibe, confidence and performance better.

There is zero need to attach a character with a hooked nose to the circle of Greed.

Also flappers were almost always very thin, totally flat chested women because that was what was attractive back then and the body type flapper dresses we designed for.

She's such wasted potential and just a whole bag of avoidable stereotypes and historical inaccuracies.

Rip Mimzy you could've been such a slay girl boss pussy queen if Viv put an ounce of effort into her characters

Mimzy serves but she would have SERVED as a burlesque dancer, and you can really tell Vivianne does zero research for any of her characters

[beneathsilverstars]

i know i say this every day bc my kid wants to watch trolls 3 every day, but velvet and veneer are so slay. velvet continuing to sing while she slips and glides on the purple diamonds containing the troll boyband that she imprisoned is SO camp. she's so girl boss feminist queen queer ally cunt pussy slay

[teacup-of-roses]

Aha you should tell me about your ocs! Give me content I need content I don't care if I've heard it before, give me canon and headcanon also love the new aesthetic slay girl queen pussy boss

where do i start???

i will rant about Bon now. Bon is very tall she stands at a towering 4'10 (very large). she is a butterfly (I think actually technically moth but whatever) fairy combo move, she has a lot of repressed trauma and magic stored in her very tall body. she is the tbh creature. she is so so so bad at cooking and baking but she tries her best because her love language is gift giving. her hobbies include writing top secret fanfiction about her best friend (Memphis) that shes in love with and surrounding herself with some of the worst people ever and then being surprised when they are the worst!!! she makes sparkly noises like the bitches on tinkerbell when she does Anything Ever. Despite what her hobbies paint her as she really is the sweetest baby ever, she is one of 2 mom friends of her group, she is the glue that holds most of them in one piece. she is also the most important to me but thats implied bc shes a combo deal with Memphis

[sockwearer49]

a woman just walked past my office window wearing an aqua blue blouse and matching aqua blue pants and my immediate first thought was “slay pussy boss girl queen” SHES GOTTA BE AT LEAST 70 AND ALSO I DO NOT KNOW HER 

[its-just-a-spark-but-its-enough]

Song of the Day 01/13/2023

Sexy Villain - Remi Wolf

I’m gonna be real with y’all, I don’t have anything super intelligent to say about this one. It’s just HELLA vibey. It’s a really good easy listening song, a fun one to just bop your head to. I have it on my confidence playlist because it makes me feel like a bad bitch. There’s some fun and funky effects I really like. I got introduced to this song by my good friend Grace!!

Favorite Lyrics

Draw blood with the way I hold your heart

Keep my eyes closed when I throw darts

Something in my brain is scratched by showing love as violence just as much as softness <33

I'm cool with the fighting

Cool with the scratchin' and bitin'

😏 I don’t have to explain myself <33

Final Takeaway

Vibes! Good vibes! Bad bitch energy! Slay queen pussy boss boots the house down! I support women’s wrongs and I think if she killed someone, it was probably deserved and she slayed <33

Check out the 2023 SOTD Playlist!

[fairyysoup]

invitation changed me. i love her so much

ah yes the invitation!!!! i love evie so fucking much and honestly i respect her slay queen pussy boss final girl rizz, but also i just kinda wish?? that she had taken the proposal and become a bride of dracula so that i too could become a bride of dracula so i could be with evie and walter and lucy and victoria like. dream polycule for FUCKING sure that was a lost opportunity. should have been a love story

[fishinascarf]

why can’t we let people use “prepackaged buzzwords” for female characters that don’t go into the depth of their character. like yes, she’s incredibly complex and her story has changed her and given her new incredibly interesting arcs and relationships, but also she’s a girlboss slay queen pussy boss and i want her to step on me. let the anvil crush me. just because i use those words to describe a character i like doesn’t mean that i don’t understand their complexity or that i’ve entirely boiled their existence in whatever they appear in down to a few words. i think it’s funny. let me think it’s funny. damn

[aachria]

about the rengoku thing: i’m painting his death scene as a gift for a friend! going great so far (i can send a pic of the finished product later)

HAVW YOU SEEM MEGAN THE STALLION’S BOA COSPLAY

I NEED YOU TO SEE OUR SLAY QUEEN PUSSY GIRLBOSS BECAUSE THE WHOLE CONCEPT IS IMMACULATE

uh is there gonna be a new chapter because my dumb ass forgot if you said you were skipping a week because of the edits and all that

ohemgee I would love to see that even though I make no promises not to burst into tears when I see it.

I HAVE I HAVE SEEN IT. SHE IS SO. SHE IS SO SLAY QUEEN. SHE IS THE PUSSY BOSS. RESPECTFULLY, SHE'S HER.

Skips are for cowards WE MARCH ON! I like tomorrow's chapter. I got possessed writing it ♥.

[aquariuskissy]

this is a keeley appreciation post, she is quite possibly my favourite female character to ever appear on television! not only is she played by wild child icon actress juno temple but she is one of the most fully formed and interesting female characters i have ever seen on screen. keeley gets to be funny, smart, powerful, and beautiful and just so real, it makes my heart sing with joy !! WITHOUT BEING A YASS GIRLBOSS SLAY QUEEN PUSSY BOSS and also bi keeley rights is all i’m saying ‼️

[leeteraly]

u seem like 16 to me, btw hiiiiiiiii good morning hru?

i'm currently confused hah, i recently came out to a friend as bi (haven't told her i'm trans yet) but idk......i mean she took it really well and i've never felt weird about ME being bi before but now i do?

and idk if i wanna tell her i have like 3769376493 more queer identities lol because i don't want to gross her out even tho i'm not sure i will????? help </3

omg good morningh hi im great actrually just have an english paper boards style (meaning i gave 2 papers 2 hour each just the way i would during my boards only difference is that in boards, both papers are on different days) but im great tomorrow i have an history exam trying not to freak the fuck out because i havent prepared how are you tho

um omg ok so firstly congrats on telling her so brave of you i could never (i live in a homophobic country i liyerally could never) but omg slay queen pussy boss but also if she was not wireded out ab the bi thing idt she'd be wireded out ab other queer identites? i mean the bi thing proves shes not homophobic right? idk how this works i told one friend i was gay and just that. nothing else. idk how this works

[cryptidinthetheatrecellar]

Ok TY

So there is a LACK of appreciation for our girlboss queen, Enheduanna. She is the first attributed author that we know of???? A high priestess????? Daughter of Sargon the great??????

This woman is PIVOTAL to our understanding of Mesopotamia. Queen wrote most of the hymns and writings we have today! Our understanding of worship of Ishtar and Inanna would NOT BE POSSIBLE if we didn’t have her writing!

And if you DARE to think that our slay queen pussy boss was only a humanities girlie, YOU’RE WRONG! As En Priestess (high priestess equivalent) she was the one keeping track of the lunar calendar, thus also a mathematics boss!

And if THAT wasn’t enough she was a powerful political figure! So basically her daddy Sargon* put her in this high political position not only because it was somewhat of a custom, but also because he wanted her to help him strengthen his relationship with Sumer. So girlboss Enheduanna rocks up to Ur, and decides “hm. Im gonna merge our two principal female deities” and DOES IT! SHE is the reason why Ishtar and Inanna merged!! And it worked!! It helped the Akkadian empire stabilize!!

Also in one of her writings she curses out a guy by basically saying “may your children never be placated!” And I think thats fun

*the source we have for this is an limestone tablet with Enheduanna and a nude man doing a sacrifice. Written on the back roughly translates to “Enheduanna, Wife of the god Nanna, daughter of Sargon of Akkad”

I want to ramble about Enheduanna so bad rn, mutuals grant me strength

@tasteless-tea @eepybeepy46 please grant me restraint

[livvyofthelake]

charlotte fairchild is literally soo girl power…. first of all. became the first female consul. secondly. her husband takes her last name. in 1880something. and then she named her son after herself…. and she’s still slaying yes girl queen pussy boss etc <3