#she’s real asf

[selkielore]

reading jane eyre for the first time and literally i love u passionate little girls

[iwantahockeyhimbo]

sydney esiason martin supremacy ALWAYS

[om0000]

@catfacedcat @mango-mya Hello Bros

[cadaverette]

got called beautiful by a random super drunk woman who asked to borrow my vape at a concert tonight so i know it must be true 🤎

[mch3ll3]

[beeheevs]

very unpopular opinion that's never been pondered on or even mentioned ever because this is just an observation people NEVERRR make, like it's very subtle, but...if cate looked like andre or marie, she wouldn't have even half of the apologists she does in this fandom lol

[trashcatgallade]

Im so sorry but berserk chapter 121 is entirely fanservice 2 me <\3 uhh thank u 4 this one miura god bless 🙏

[pastelpeterparkerr]

More selkie!Elliott HCs - Part 2: The Return

Part 1: The Reveal

I highkey just love writing these. Bear with me, I wrote this at 4 AM and finals are fast approaching for college lol

angst, fluff, fem!farmer, Elliott x farmer, some implied nsfw/suggestive, Elliott as a famous author, comfort, established relationship

REUNITING AFTER HE’S HUMAN AGAIN - VERSION 1 (might write more versions later)

so at this point, Elliott and the farmer have been dating for a while

the farmer knows he’s a selkie

she takes it well and surprisingly (to Elliott, at least) is NOT too concerned about it

one day, Elliott transforms back into a human on an unfamiliar beach

he’s so mad at himself about it because usually, he’s so careful about where he transforms

but not this time

I mean, he was a literal seal, after all, having a consciousness on the level of a human in this form is nearly impossible

But to end up so far from Pelican Town... all the way in ZUZU CITY?

poor Elliott, wearing only his seal skin coat (the coat is below his knees so it’s not THAT bad, y’all) has to find a pay phone or someone with a phone to call the farmer to help him

Side note: I like to imagine it looks like a vintage mink coat so he is honestly still kinda serving looks like that (slay!)

Elliott prays he isn't recognized by any fans as he wanders the city looking for a phone

the farmer practically sprints to his location, she’s missed him so much.

and it’s been a few months since he’s been human…

so once they reunite, they make out, and depending on where they are/if there are people around…. 👀 (iykyk)

eventually, though, Elliott turns to her, still adjusting to talking again since his transformation, but the exhaustion in his voice is impossible to miss. He might even shed a few tears as he leans on the farmer

“my love, can we please return home. I miss our house, our bed, and our beautiful farm dearly”

the farmer will make sure he gets back. She’ll let him sleep with his head on her shoulder on the bus home and will support him as his newly human legs limp back to the farmhouse.

once they’re close enough, she might even carry him

before he can fall asleep again, she’ll draw him a bath and set out comfy pajamas for him for when he’s done

after all, the ocean is not very clean, especially after all the pollution from Joja Co.

the farmer also helps him detangle his hair since it's a mess (Elliott is very appreciative of this, if a bit embarrassed that it got that messy)

she’ll stay up until he joins her in bed, laying under the covers and reading a book

before they fall asleep, Elliott will turn to her and lightly kiss her cheek or neck and press his forehead to hers

“my love?” he asks, “why aren’t you bothered when I depart from you for months? My heart longs for you when I do, but I can't control the call of the sea. I just hope you don’t despise me, my dearest”

the farmer shrugs and caresses his cheek “Eli, I’ve told you this a thousand times. I know your love for me is real and I know you’re true to me. You’ve promised me you always come back, and here you are. Why should I worry if you’ve never broken your promise?”

this means so much to Elliott. He starts crying as he hugs her tightly.

I mean, he was gone for three months, how could she be so blase? How could she just... accept him? Elliott is wracked with guilt

The farmer, meanwhile, is just glad to have him around again

"Eli, it's okay! I get it! You're okay! I'm not mad!"

After a few more minutes of this, he sighs in acceptance.

"My love, you're so good to me"

Eventually, they both fall asleep

I’d also like to imagine that the farmer planned a gathering at the saloon for the day after he’s back.

Like the whole town celebrating his return from “a writing retreat” or an “inspiration vacation”

The farmer totally lied about his whereabouts to keep his secret

the farmer is terrible at lying, but the town believes her, and besides, her and Elliott know the truth.

[dailykugisaki]

Day 198 | id in alt

She dosent lack them be real.

[lovelykil]

I think about this edit everyday

[gwynnbleiddd]

i asked my mom who her favorite rings of power character is and she said "the fine elf 😌" (she was talking about arondir)

[o-i-w-u]

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE ‼️‼️‼️

[taus-inc]

am i wrong for saying they should've let caroline have her year 😟 ... like she obviously knew how to control herself and she was being bitchy bc her friends were being judgy. she went off the rails bc they did the one thing she asked them not to do. she was still around them, not causing trouble and just having fun after her MOM JUST DIED and the guy she liked basically told her he didn't like her back when she needed him to. i don't blame her for anything tbh and i think she was justified in killing people 🤷🏾‍♂️

[mch3ll3]

Who up animal jamming rn?

[shigussy]

i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny

also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade

-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)

-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)

-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)

-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do

[fizzywashere87]

monoma and Tenya have a big fat hot strong beefy sexy mouth watering chokehold on me right now and I cant get out of it (I'm not complaining 🥰)

that's a lot of adjectives babes

omg

LMFAOAOOAOAOA @nuncscioquidsitamor-13 HELPPPPPPP

IM CRYINGGGGGGG

i wonder how long it took you to write allat :0