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I hate how grief hits you again randomly, and now I am crying over a happy memory that becomes sad
#dandelion posts#vent post#sorry I swear I’ll try to post more art again soon just things happening#grief#I miss my grandma specially around this time of the year#we would go to the beach or take the buss to have a stroll#she would make pasta#talk bad about her ex#talk bad about everything but laughing#she was nice with me and not with others lol#then she would watch some true crime show or Indian telenovelas cause she’s was tired of Brazilian telenovelas
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i’m a girl in the same way olive garden is italian
#in name only#like yeah they’ve got pasta and shit#but my immigrant from north italy went all of one time and swore she would never go again#she taught me how to make pasta and gnocchi and sauces from scratch#idk how this went from ambiguous girl gender to childhood memories#i reckon because both are intrinsically tied with the expectation of kitchens and caretaking#like i’m a girl in the same way olive garden is authentic italian#both pass to the untrained eye#queer ppl are italian immigrants bewildered by olive garden’s claims. straight ppl just dont know olive garden is built on a throne of lies
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finally watched the latest Severance episode
what the fuck
#severance#severance spoilers#catch me going insane over the numbers thing#like ok. 4 tempers 4 baskets 4 refiners. but also the first number helly thinks is scary way back in season 1#she says “oh god! a 4!” and goddammit it might be important somehow#also. the fucking thing with the colors is driving me insane. should've known the red in the tent was bc helena#but also I was hesitant to outright claim that when we watched that scene because also red when mark. who. yknow how last episode ended#also HOW did irv come to the conclusion that she's an eagan. where did that come from irv#also woe reminds me of ms huang and Im having a Time about that too#also also. as per the theory refinement going on in this house. since the numbers are the people#do we think that mayhaps they're being refined into making the tempers real people?#like because ms huang being woe.. Id assume ms casey is frolic maybe? idk. I dont feel that she's dread and def not malice...#Alternatively the fact the refiners all fit so well as the tempers. irv is woe dylan is frolic helly is malice and mark is dread#like so so neatly all 4 of them fit in these boxes. dylan is goal oriented and a bit childish and overall loyal#irv is sad and odd and ill and was basically the focus of the episode named after woe and had her in a dream and. all that#helly is fire and anger and destruction and helena is even worse#and mark is. a mess. he truly is the most pasta a blorbo can be. spaghetti thrown at a wall levels of fucked up#but at the same time as that. all 4 of them exemplify all 4 tempers. mark is rebellion and anxiousness and loving and grief#helly is want and compassion and vengeance and uncertainty. dylan is perks and suspicion and drive and worry#and irv is curiosity and care and distrust and skittishness#(in order: m.s: m-d-f-w. h.r: w-f-m-d. d.g: f-d-m-w. i.b: w-f-m-d)#((which. makes it sound like helly and irving are really similar? hmm. find ur 4 tempers order personality test sounding bs))#(((mine would be f-d-m-w I feel. confidence-catastrophizing-righteousness-exhaustion seems like a solid combo)))#(((idk. tag urself or whatever)))
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That cute bunny girl is called Noisette.Can you please tell me what you cooked besides pizza?
Pep: "...!"
Pep: "Si! Noisette was her name! Grazie friends! And grazie for Poco Noisette!"
Pep: "…Reh ot yrros yas ot deen I... Niaga reh ees nac I epoh I…"
Pep: "Bocnroc etalocohc ekil! Wonk I sepicer rehto eht fo emos em thguat ehs! Ssendnik reh rof reh knaht ot deen osla I tub."
Pep: "Enoyreve deef ot dah I tahw htiw dluoc I revetahw gnikam yltsom saw ti. Oot gnikab fo stol dna atsap fo stol saw ereht, azzip sediseb dekooc I tahw rof sa."
Pep: "Niaga yrt ot ecin eb dluow ti os, elihw a ni nevo gnikrow a dah t'nevah I. Noos gnikooc emos uoy wohs nac I ebyam!"
Pep: "Yrros... Naem uoy ohw wonk I kniht t'nod I... 'Sessob niam'...? Noitseuq rehto eht dna..."
#pizza tower#fake peppino#brick the rat#story post#translation: “...I hope I can see her again... I need to say sorry to her...”#“But I also need to thank her for her kindness. She taught me some of the other recipes I know! Like chocolate corncob!”#“As for what I cooked besides pizza there was lots of pasta and lots of baking too.”#“It was mostly making whatever I could with what I had to feed everyone.”#“Maybe I can show you some cooking soon! I haven't had a working oven in a while so it would be nice to try again.”#“And the other question... 'Main bosses'...? I don't think I know who you mean... Sorry...”#and we're back!#another plush for da collection and Pep gets his own pouch!#well it's an apron pocket but still hehe#he was gonna get it anyways before I showed Cake so shush!!!#also little hint for my tag readers: it might be helpful to describe the other bosses to Pep!#he didn't leave his floor so he may not know the others just by name
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rotating stardew frank in my brain
#frank castle#been thinking about him in relation to the stardew characters#i think sam and vincent are reminded of their dad which is a bit uh oh but when kent comes back it gets better. two dads now#alex gets weirdly competitive with him about sports and exercise in general but then i imagine they could watch gridball together sometimes#penny........ i think penny would be equally spooked and fascinated by him. hes big and scary but also helps around town. kind to an extent#she sees him interacting with the kids once and shes like oh...... waow........#frank does not acknowledge that fascination in any form and eventually it fizzles out and she ends up just respecting him as a person#elliott and him could bond over literature a little bit i think. maybe#jas is deffo scared of him at first moreso than of the regular farmer. i also imagine shed be the first to see the soft side of him#her and vincent yk cuz theyre kids. and we all know how frank is with kids. god im sorry im spiraling this guys such a dad at heart still#who else do i have in mind. him and sebastian nod at each other in acknowledgement when passing byand sebastian thinks frank is cool as hel#him and kent get along great of course they bond over being traumatized by war and frank makes sure kent appreciates his wife and kids#hm. all i have i think. might be wrong or unpolished but yk its just rattling in my skull#sorry ive been playing stardew and thinking about frank all day and nothing else. and then i ate so much pasta i almost threw up
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If i could give daigo a bowl of pasta with parmesan and olive oil and a lil salt i would its what he deserves ultimately
#snap chats#found a way to talk about my day on this blog HAH#pasta was like. My Sisters Meal <- it still is why did i say it in the past tense#every time she’d come home or everytime she made herself dinner it was always pasta and parmesan#ive stolen her dish i fear … because i too never know what to eat so its pasta and cheese time …. one of gods greatest gifts#and thats why id like daigo to have some i think hed benefit … its simple its quick its easy he could make it i think ….#i dont trust him to make anything complex not his rich baby ass but boiling water and putting noodles in it … he could do it#love is stored in the pasta and i want him to have some#Audience Involvement Time if you could give your faves food what would you give them#you dont have to make it you could doordash that shit but what would you give them ….#food has always been a way to show love and care for me so i wanna know … im nosy ….#anyway gonna go back to watching this fear and hunger run cause Irony
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nice way to spend new years
#my eyes genuinely watered walking into the walk spot because it’s been a bit#fave spot in the world actually#spent all summer there made me happy sad because I miss her#was 50° though and already went by the cemetery nearby so stopped in#these are some crummy phone pics but brought both cams#used up some b&w film#sun came out and was warm chilly but so fresh by the water#place is the perfect mix of everything for me l love her#probably won't be back for a bit especially with the cold snap coming#allllll set with that catch me indoors#came home and finished laundry and I made some soup#trying to perfect a homemade veggie ramen soup#been trying different noodles out#would be cool to attempt to make them from scratch and regular pasta too! and raviolis#anyways I can't wait for spring#that's a deer skull btw that's stuff they collect around#she said they found a fox skull too but it blew away#I'd love to walk around there early morning#saw a bald eagle there a couple months back#I miss all last summer there#v special#been special since like 2015 but last summer meant a lot in there#gonna also play the og tomb raider later#that shit was my FAVE as a kid#mine#this was all so jumbled#happy new year
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if my roomate leaves her food on the counter all night to rot again im burning this house down
#its one thing when its costo pasta but girl. if u fucking waste that filet mignon#not judging her for buying it cuz like i get it man. little treats sometimes needed. but this is the same roomate#who regularly leaves food she cooked w beef out on the counter for days#roomate throwing away a fucking steak while im gettin foodbank food would jus make me go a little insane#i hope this doesnt make me sound mean. this would drive most insane i think
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Hey y’all! I have family in town right now, and as a general heads up to people who don’t have food allergies/restrictions/stuff like that*: If you want to go out to dinner with someone you know has food allergies*, PLEASE discuss where you’ll go with them before you finalize plans. This message brought to you by my mom inviting all the local members of my family out for barbecue, a thing I cannot have in restaurants because either it uses sauce, which has vinegar in it (and usually so much sauce is used there’s a high risk of cross contamination) or it smokes meat, in which case I can’t breathe. Smells good! Usually tastes good! Very bad for my asthma. *idk where food intolerances fall on this scale? but I couldn’t think of a good catchall term for “cannot eat some foods without bad consequences”
#the person behind the yarn#food mention#allergy mention#I am. kinda sad tbh.#I've told her and told her so many times about the vinegar allergy#it's my worst allergy (well. arguably coconut is worse but my coconut allergy is also dramatic and I can't accidentally eat it)#(and I'd rather cough/wheeze for a few minutes than have migraines extreme nausea and bad tachycardia. Vinegar is worse to me)#(I start wheezing as soon as coconut is in my mouth which makes it extremely easy to not eat it)#the basic rule of thumb for eating in restaurants while allergic to vinegar is: if it has a sauce I can't eat it#tomato based sauces for like pizza and pasta are 50/50 I always have to check#but condiment type sauces pretty much 100% have vinegar in them#I probably would not have gone to the dinner anyway because covid#but still! she didn't even consider it!#and it's perfectly okay for her to not have my list of allergies memorized#all she has to remember is that I HAVE allergies#I do not mind her checking my allergy list! I will happily list what things I am allergic to to pretty much anyone I know!#I am aware that the management of my allergies is on me not on her#but still. it would be nice for my allergies to be a consideration when getting food :(
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Ok I may still not have even finished season 2 but idc here's an headcanon:
What do we think about Italian/italian-american Scott
#veleno talks#teen wolf#scott mccall#insert the “canon: character without a canon nationality-american/ fanon:they're from my country” meme#that one i couldn't find the pic#he would be Italian from his mother's side because fuck you melissa mccall i love you#she taught him how to make homemade pasta when he was a kid#teen wolf headcanon
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🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ Carm cooking pasta 🕯️
🕯️ in season 3 🕯️
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#the bear#bonus if it’s for Sydney and Sydney only#Carm: I made this and I would like to to try it 🥺#Syd: ok *takes one bite* it’s fire (she’s not surprised)#everything this man makes is her favourite thing ever#Carm to Richie: this is pasta motherfucker
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what does a six year old even eat? the only child around that age i can think of is my brother and he is just as bad with food as i am
#would it eat green peas or sth of that sort?#or maybe sth like spanakorizo?#bc the only time i remember my mom forcing me to eat green peas it took me 45 minutes to eat 4 of them and then i didnt eat them again until#i was in highschool#and the one time she tried to make me eat spanakorizo i sobbed until she put my chicken nuggets in a different plate and took the#spanakorizo far away from me. ive only eaten spanakorizo 2 times in my life. one at dad's and one at uni. im never eating that again#and i cant think of any other foods with vegetables#you know what maybe ill just put the vegetables in a pasta sauce. yup okay. i mean that wouldnt work on me but ive seen other people do it#wait do kids eat salads?#i am a picky eater who was a spoiled child and i only ever ate the 5 foods i liked so idk what kids usually eat#jo says stuff#university update
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I had never got such strong feelings of emptiness from a house until today. While checking my parents' place while they were gone, I found myself looking from corner to corner, trying to find some sense of home that was lacking.
It wasn't that I didn't recognize rooms or that furniture had been moved. It was more like everything was veiled in a veneer of unfamiliarity. The record player next to the piano? Faceless. Meaningless. I knew it was my mom's, and it belonged to her mom before that. However, the feeling was akin to just acknowledging "that's a record player", like you would while viewing a to-scale diorama in a museum.
I wonder if the main cause of the disconnect was that my parents are not returning for a while, an unusual occurrence.
I always thought that I'd cling to their house once they passed or, at least, cling to it as long as I could. Maybe, when the day comes, I will. After today, though, after the utter lifelessness of the house when they were not due to return . . . well . . . I think it was true to say that I'd be clinging to a house, not my home.
#food for thought#cliche but true#maybe it would become home again?#or be home but different?#idk but it was such a striking and unsettling feeling#I read a book and shared it with my mom and it was written by a person who asked her mom what to do once she (the author's mom) died#step number one was to make tacos#my mom and I agreed my step number one will be to make her pasta salad#and then I wrote a short story about losing her#and I had read a quote about not giving grief time before it's due#but it's also true that talking about it with my mom and solidfying sisterly support with the siblings were also very helpful#writing
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yesterday i was fine and today. i am sick of this shit
#i think cooking with my dad is a kind of hell on earth#making comments the whole time while he doesn't know anything or do anything. being stubborn#decades of marriage to this man should turn anyone into a homicidal maniac.. anyway whatever we've got a metric tonne of pasta now#mom's at the theater‚ my sister said she would help and then slept through the. cooking#i'm sick of the government propaganda on the tv i'm fucking sick of it always being turned on#i'm sick of dumb comedies and action movies and of having to watch the things i want to watch alone on my laptop#i'm even sick of what i normally like. there are places where all you can do is breathe in the mold#kata.txt
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Today I
- went to the y and got the membership thing sorted out so I’m the only person listed on my membership (the old lady was there again and she was still mean and I tried to be really serious that it was a matter of my safety and she raised her voice and got angry and said I wasn’t making things easy and I accidentally started tearing up and told her that they abused me and I can’t be connected to them and then I think she felt bad and just did the damn thing by making me a separate account and then gave me a discount so that was nice)
- worked out at the Y
- went to the store and bought groceries
- cleaned the litter box
-weed-eated (?) the yard
And now I’m going to make a nice fancy dinner for myself as a treat and maybe watch something cute 🥰
#I kind of killed it today I’m proud of myself to be honest#if anyone has cute tv or movie recommendations feel free to send them my way#I got the good pasta and my favorite cheese I’m going to make cacio e pepe yummy yummy#but also literally if she was able to do it after I was almost crying she would have been able to do it yesterday when I requested to have#my own separate account like we didn’t have to go through this lady you’re the one making it difficult#but it was nice of her to give me a discount she told me to lie about my income so I could get it lol
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my friend is so confusing sometimes. I always make her food and every time she's like omg this is such good food and asks how i made it and i tell her and i'm like here's the herbs/spices i used and she's like "yea i'm just gonna skip those" :::DD
like bitchh that's how it tastes so good, bc it's well seasoned.
#i know she's genuine bc she's way too autistic to give fake compliments or talk shit in general#so i know she actually wants to know how i made it#i'm gonna buy her a set of herbs and seasonings some day#especially shit like pasta sauces i make that she likes the herbs and spices pull it together#and it's not about money i have less money than her and i've given her tips where to buy that shit#we have different types of autism i suppose#i'm like i want to make good food so i have all the seasonings and things i need and i know where to buy everything as cheap as possible#she's like i like good food but i want as little effort as possible#i think she is confused about why i would put something in the food that doesn't taste good by itself. she doesn't get that it all adds up#i love her to death but damn she's like the most autistic person to ever live
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