#she went to kindergarten!!!

[tacccalb]

rhe ciphers were featurd in coleydoesthinfs video and that gave me enouth inspo to make my own bill

[lilac-rose-writes]

okay but in all seriousness if billy & lily straight up vanish in kindergarten 3 i will SOB <3

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

looking through diagnosis stuff for conditions usually diagnosed in childhood is so funny brother i dont know how to tell you this is for me not my child.my mom didnt love me enough to take me to a professional as a child.did none of you ever guess that might happen (dont answer that god knows how much society romanticizes parents as incapable of doing wrong)

[neuvifuri]

still obsessed with how alhaitham went to half a day of school as a child before begging his grandmother to homeschool him.

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

kindergarten pisses me off. that baby should be failing at climbing trees and going to storytime

[butchyena]

at the mall yesterday pooching i saw build a bear has a cubone and its actually rlly nice quality and fairly large for $37 (an official nintendo plush that size would be $50+) and i was tempted to break and get it for myself but then one of the attendants came up to my gf and i and started talking to us like we were four year olds… please… i know im looking at a stuffed animal but im also grown…. 😭

[gilgil-machine]

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[guinevereslancelot]

first day shadowing at new job went well 🥺

[sailforvalinor]

15, 16, 18 for the random asks!

15. tell me about a childhood memory you’ll never forget.

I remember my last day of kindergarten very vividly (I remember waking up very early and laying in bed and watching the sun peeking through the blinds), as it was tinged with the knowledge that I was moving for the first time. I was going to be moving nearly ten hours away, and I knew I likely wouldn’t see most of these people for a very long time, if ever, so it was very bittersweet. But when I got to school, I found out that my teacher had gotten a little rocking chair for me and painted it, and had had everyone in the class sign it. I walked into the classroom, and there it was, sitting smack-dab in the middle of the carpet. I still have it to this day!

16. what is the first “big kid book” aka chapter book that you remember reading after learning how to read?

I believe it was The Little House in the Big Woods—my grandma gave me her copy right before the first time I moved. I think it may have been read to me first, but it’s still the first book I remember reading on my own.

18. name a smell that makes you nostalgic. (for a time, a place, a house, a person, etc.)

Elizabeth Arden’s Red Door—it’s a perfume that my grandma used to wear, and when she used to babysit me when I was really little, she used to “do my makeup” (in reality, I would watch her do hers and then she would put a teeny bit of blush and eyeshadow on me) and then she would spray me with a little bit of her perfume. During my first year of college, she got me a little roller version of it along with some other cutesy doodads, and I’m not sure that she knows it’s my favorite gift she’s ever gotten me—it was one of the only things keeping me together during that year, as my school wasn’t allowing anyone to go home that semester due to the pandemic. I used to open it up just to smell it.

[britneyshakespeare]

funny thing happened when i was subbing fourth grade technology today. a boy raised his hand when i introduced myself as miss (last name) and said "there used to be someone who looked JUST like you who worked at after care a few years ago."

"that was me >:)"

and he was like... honestly *____*-facing

[yoohyeon]

There’s this guy I went to school with that will be participating in a dating show and I hope my mom won’t watch cause that will be awkward to see HDJSBJS

[3lizab3t]

just found out that my grandmother thought i was bilingual???

[sweetteaswift]

one of my first graders is going to a chicago show this weekend w her older sister and their mom and i’m so excited for them & can’t wait to hear about it next week at lunch/carpool

[lupismaris]

in today's chapter of Baltimore is so goddamn small some days it makes me consider substance use-

my KINDERGARTEN TEACHER WORKS AT THE SAME UNIVERSITY I DO

[jewish-sideblog]

When I was in kindergarten I saw a painting of the American Revolutionary War. I asked my mom, “Who were the good guys and who were the bad guys?” And she said, “That’s not really how war works. It’s not like a TV show. Both sides thought they were right, otherwise they wouldn’t have been fighting.” And my seven year old ass went “Oh ok”

Anyway having internalized that fun fact in literally kindergarten? It surprises me how many college-educated adults still don’t seem to know about it.

[lesbianlenas]

ok u ever watch smth where someone is talking & they just randomly get super religious and ur like ummmmmm ok. when i was watching that reality show the other day there was nothing godly going on in that yk? and then this woman is like “my priorities are god then my kids then my man” and i’m like GOD? when did god get in it…..this happens so often like ppl are just randomly like yes i worship god i love jesus etc. and it’s like oh i thought you were normal :/ ok…….