#she went to kindergarten!!!
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rhe ciphers were featurd in coleydoesthinfs video and that gave me enouth inspo to make my own bill
#this one time a kindergartener saw my art of bull#bill*#and she went#“THATS RHE DEVIL WHY R U DRAWING THE DEVIL!!!!”#LMAOOO#anyway#gravity falls#bill cipher#human bill cipher#2015 all over again#(acting as if i didnt have my graviry falls fixation in 2023)#yeah im not exactly fixating on this rn i was just inspired#my bill cipher design btw
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my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭
#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh#they keep coming back to the topic#and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept#in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well#and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else#my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip#and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said#sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys)#and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative#while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else#and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something'#wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore#and she went like hm 🤔#also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly#in a nasty way#all of them do#im so tired#she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people#and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up#and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me#sorry i am on a work trip and suffering#transphobia tw#neri stfu
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okay but in all seriousness if billy & lily straight up vanish in kindergarten 3 i will SOB <3
#biller's already gone missing once#give him a break smh#let him have one as-close-to-normal-as-kg-can-be day at school <//3#he was rescued out one lab then went right into another to rescue others#and LILLER#liller my daughter#she means so much to me#she has been dealing with so much stress lately#let her have one nice calm monster & bully free day#ilys my sillys please don't be dead and/or missing#i hope they're okay </3#kindergarten 3#kindergarten game#kindergarten lily#kindergarten billy#kindergarten
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looking through diagnosis stuff for conditions usually diagnosed in childhood is so funny brother i dont know how to tell you this is for me not my child.my mom didnt love me enough to take me to a professional as a child.did none of you ever guess that might happen (dont answer that god knows how much society romanticizes parents as incapable of doing wrong)
#my moms still convinced im gonna get diagnosed w ✨light autism✨#girl how the FUCK I DIDNT EVEN LEARN HOW TO WALK RIGHT ???#this one time i was in the doctor for severe hip pain n she commented if it could have been caused bc of that#n i was like 'IVE BEEN WALKING WRONG N YOU DIDNT TELL ME???' but then when i asked again later she went#'i never said that' YES YOU DIDDD???#analiceoriginal.txt#shaking n sobbing who decided parents will have most of the says in diagnoses.sister you got told i needed to see a professional#for autism in kindergarten do NOT start on this 'oh yk its light so she never got it properly checked' no youre just rly bad at this#mom thing
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still obsessed with how alhaitham went to half a day of school as a child before begging his grandmother to homeschool him.
#this is my favorite alhaitham fact#his grandmother also wanted to start him in school early so he was probably only like five or six if we assume sumeru has kindergarten#the breaked for lunch and he just left school and went to his grandmother and was like#''you can’t make me go back there''#and she was like ?? ok#and so she homeschooled him#and he didn’t go back to proper school until she died#alhaitham#lore#mine💫#this is especially funny that one of his idle lines is ''book learning alone is not enough to constitute intelligence''#my man you literally only read books for the first half of your life#genshin impact
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kindergarten pisses me off. that baby should be failing at climbing trees and going to storytime
#i was unschooled until 1st grade and my little sister wemt to kindergarten#it was a horrible thing to witness. i didn't really know what happened in kindergarten until she went#and it was awful. why this bitch bringing home worksheets. WHY ARE THEY GRADING 5 YR OLDS#pussygator proclamations
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#whenever I scroll through like Twitter or Bluesky or tumblr I see a lot of people making stuff with their oc#or like yume stuff with their fave characters and it makes me go like ''oh I'd love to do that too''#but then I remember that Gilgamesh would never like look towards me because I visually don't appeal to his tastes#nor my like character wouldn't pick up his interest because I'm a boring loser and a coward and sometimes it really puts me down#and yeah I know it's stupid but I just can't help myself😅#and I know that some of you might come to me and say words of support and I would appreciate them#but I'm writing this not to pity party myself but to just lift this weight out of my chest#and I have a friend of mine and we know each other since the childhood like we went to the same kindergarten#and I remember her always being determined and ahe always stood up for herself and was never afraid to voice her opinions#and I always admired her for that because because I always stayed quiet during the arguments or try to avoid them completely#or whenever someone was bullying me I always just burst into tears and just ran away#and I sometimes hate myself for being weak but I just can't do anything about it#and recently this friend she went into military and even though I worry about her and support her#I just can't help myself and not feel envious (in a good way) because of her bravery and determination to make that choice#and just throw her into this challenge despite all of her worries doubts and consequences that she might face#like I can't even call a dentist to make an appointment without being anxious#while she's ready to throw herself into the pits of hell despite fear and everything#like my friend is like that perfect image of a person that Gilgamesh would look upon with admiration and some respect#and I wish I could be like that too#I wish I could be the person which Gil would praise rather than look upon like on a piece of trash...#anyway sorry for ranting and thank you for reading if you did#these thoughts have been eating me for quite awhile and I wanted to voice them at least somewhere#personal
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first day shadowing at new job went well 🥺
#maybe life has hope and i will be okay#tho idk abt the insecurity of being a substitute theybsaid they need one most days so hopefully it will be ok#its only $14 an hour tho lol#but i really liked the school and the vibe and the teachers and kids i was with today in kindergarten#more nervous abt trying to teach older grades tho#plus i def wont get a shadow day every time lol#but it went well today so thats nice#and my friend's mom who teaches high school there brought me some soup and a nice card 😂#couldnt eat the spup bc she doesnt know im gf but it smelled good#i took it home for my brother
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15, 16, 18 for the random asks!
15. tell me about a childhood memory you’ll never forget.
I remember my last day of kindergarten very vividly (I remember waking up very early and laying in bed and watching the sun peeking through the blinds), as it was tinged with the knowledge that I was moving for the first time. I was going to be moving nearly ten hours away, and I knew I likely wouldn’t see most of these people for a very long time, if ever, so it was very bittersweet. But when I got to school, I found out that my teacher had gotten a little rocking chair for me and painted it, and had had everyone in the class sign it. I walked into the classroom, and there it was, sitting smack-dab in the middle of the carpet. I still have it to this day!
16. what is the first “big kid book” aka chapter book that you remember reading after learning how to read?
I believe it was The Little House in the Big Woods—my grandma gave me her copy right before the first time I moved. I think it may have been read to me first, but it’s still the first book I remember reading on my own.
18. name a smell that makes you nostalgic. (for a time, a place, a house, a person, etc.)
Elizabeth Arden’s Red Door—it’s a perfume that my grandma used to wear, and when she used to babysit me when I was really little, she used to “do my makeup” (in reality, I would watch her do hers and then she would put a teeny bit of blush and eyeshadow on me) and then she would spray me with a little bit of her perfume. During my first year of college, she got me a little roller version of it along with some other cutesy doodads, and I’m not sure that she knows it’s my favorite gift she’s ever gotten me—it was one of the only things keeping me together during that year, as my school wasn’t allowing anyone to go home that semester due to the pandemic. I used to open it up just to smell it.
#thanks for the ask!!!!! these were such great questions#my nana came up a lot huh? 😂#my parents both worked full-time when I was really small so she’s a lot of my early childhood memories#kindergarten was one of two times that I went to ‘real’ school
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i know in my heart darleen is a teacher but i cant settle on what grade she would teach
#chat#i wanted it to be kindergarten but idk if she wouldddd#she teaches elementary aged children tho. might go with 3rd grade but shit. i change shit all the time#anyways she went to school to be a teacher and she loves teaching but it was never her dream#she wanted to be an accomplished author and travel around the world#and she did right after she graduated with her fiance 😏 darren#but only for a year bc they found out she was pregnant with dirk <3#started talking abt a whole nother thing but darleen is a really good teacher really fun and creative and#all her students love her. and its a happy medium to get to accomplish her dream :)
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stan’s not allowed to take nuvia (staig daughter) for haircuts anymore because the one time he did when she was like six he took her to sportsclips and let her pick out whatever she wanted and she came home with a fuck ass bob.
#she wanted t swift 1989 bob and was very much happy with her hair at the time but now REFUSES to look at pics from that era#craig came home and was just like. well. that’s certainly a haircut! but quickly said he did love it when nuvia’s eyes started to water#later went to stan and asked WHY he let her cut off nearly all of her goddamn hair. went from waist length to barely underneath ears.#‘that’s what she wanted!’ ‘would you let her have CANDY for breakfast if that’s what she wanted??’#nuvia tucker-marsh vs the fuck ass bob from kindergarten#sorry i love staig family so much…too much perhaps.#finally published staig family fic on ao3 last night under izzyiswriting if u guys care to read!#staig family#nuvia tucker-marsh#my oc#south park#my hcs#how did i get here how did i get to the point in my life where im un ironically making south park ocs#whateva!
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Pokeddexy 2023 | day 28: Cutest Pokemon
Can't exactly decide between Alcremie, Pachirisu and Fidough, so I just go for all 3!
(extra ramblings under cut)
hey everyone! Originally I was gonna post this last night, but sleeping for only 3 hours the night prior and back to school post break hits me a bit harder than I expected :P
Supposedly today IS the final day for Pokeddexy, but because of reasons above (and slight delays before because homework is pain) my best bet is that this challenge won't be finished until the end of this week.
I only have 3 days left, I'm not gonna give up this far, not anymore, ESPECIALLY when I'm so excited to do day 31
#Allie the Alcremie#Patsu the Pachirisu#Fig the Fidough#Allie is a kindergarten caretaker#While both Fig and Patsu are in the kindergarten she works in#Fig and Patsu always fights each other over who gets to “keep” Allie#This... usually ends with them realizing Allie had already gone to take care of other kids and getting really grumpy#Which lasts for 5 minutes before they get back to fighting again#pokemon gijinka#pokémon#pokemon#pokeddexy#pokeddexy 2023#pokemon fanart#fanart#alcremie#pachirisu#fidough#Actually originally it's just Allie#But then something came to me and I went "fuck it let's throw in 2 more
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funny thing happened when i was subbing fourth grade technology today. a boy raised his hand when i introduced myself as miss (last name) and said "there used to be someone who looked JUST like you who worked at after care a few years ago."
"that was me >:)"
and he was like... honestly *____*-facing
#idk how to describe the emotions of the *____* (an underrated fav of mine) thats why art is so much more eloquent than words#tales from diana#some kids realize it's me and im the same person#oh when i was working for the after school program i went by miss diana. important detail#we all did first names except for my coworker who was a para at the school during the day she still went by her last name. naturally#bc that's what all the kids knew her as already#but yeah like my boss was mr. bruce for instance#i had a boy in one second grade class seemingly FORGET me? he was a kindergartener#i had just walked into the room a minute ago and i said '(his name) stop that' and he was like 'how do you know my name?'#uhm. because we've played stratego together.#another girl in his grade (now a second grader) who used to really love me and always seems happy to see me subbing#she asked me one time 'why did you change your name?' 'i didnt!' and she was like: :0000#me explaining to my friends that i have a first AND last name#also in that fourth grade class was my first grader i used to tutor when school was still remote!#he's so big now jesus fuckin christ#he asked me if i. like. PREFER to be called miss (last name) bc w him i just went by diana#and i was like 'well. you know my name and thats ok but just call me what all the other kids are supposed to call me' lol#if you run into me at the grocery store you can say hi diana. at school it's miss b#he's funny he always doesn't like to seem too attached or affectionate (he was like that when he was young too) but i can tell#he's always happy to see me around :)
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(Apologies for the sideways photo)
Art my friend made of the Season 1(Right) Vs Season 4(Left) versions of the TMA version of my OC, Rose.
Or by her proper title:
The Beacon of The Fourteen(Fifteen technically??)
(Edited picrews of how they look below)
#no season 5 spoilers pls#I’m halfway thru season 4#I use Rose for a lot of things#we love mentally unstable women <3#the traumatized bbg#she has so much lore#tma#tma fanart#tma oc#the magnus archives#the magnus ocs#girl went from looking like a kindergarten teacher to a war criminal
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worst babysitter ever 😭
#went to pick up niece at kindergarten today and she was supposed to sleep a bit after and stay the afternoon with us#but she didn't sleep and was tired and ended up falling asleep at 17.30 😭#i hope she'll manage to go to bed not too late after dinner fjgjjgjg
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There’s this guy I went to school with that will be participating in a dating show and I hope my mom won’t watch cause that will be awkward to see HDJSBJS
#she haven’t watch the last 3 season cause she prefer are version of love *sland#our*#but she always thought of going back to it if they weren’t playing at the same time for some reason#cause seeing him half naked making out will be really weird for me bfjsbdjs#but I’m always in the leaving room on my iPad so I will see by force bdjsbjdbs#living*#bestie show me a screenshot and I was like who’s that#and she was like “it’s name ! we went to high school with him’’#I felt like I was slapped with memories fjbsjdjs#the minute she said his name I was like omg you are right and got hit by more memories of being in kindergarten with him#so I went to get the lil photo book I have with photos from when I was 5#and yes he was there I have 2 picture with him fksbjdbs#even if I’ve known him for 20 years I can’t remember him that much HFJSBDJ#that must mean he was a good guy !#I only remember the people I hang out with and the one I hated bdjsbsb#so if I don’t remember him it means I didn’t hate him probably#I also remember class clown hahaha#I always check the participant to see if I know someone I actually did today but didn’t realise jfbsjdjs#I knew it would happen one day#at least it’s not a old friend or someone I know don’t deserve fame fjbsjdjs#like that actor that was in my cinema class fkbsjdns#alex.txt
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