#she was talking to him

[context-what-context-hm]

I don't even know what to say to that... (if you saw this early no you didn't)

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[Transcription:

Gem: "Your- your- your skin... You can't take off your skin and become naked. Your skin is also your face."

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[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[puppppppppy]

abogagos……..

[hira492]

I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY LIFE

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

return to sub level 50

[anna-scribbles]

inspired by recent events from my sister’s actual real life

[chloesimaginationthings]

Pit Bonnie learns being a FNAF parent is hard…

[chocostrwberry]

Kwami interactions!! Being a miraculous holder is not for the faint-hearted,,

[stealingpotatoes]

i'll never get over Leia naming her son Ben like imagine naming a child after your absentee uncle's fake ID

[morganbritton132]

Eddie spends a month trying to tell Steve that he’s gay without actually saying it because Steve has decided as his adult male best friend that he needs to get Eddie a girlfriend. Eddie does not want a girlfriend.

Eventually he’s just like, “You know how Robin is…Robin? I’m like that, but Eddie.”

“Riiiight,” Steve says but what he’s apparently thinking is, ‘Eddie likes alternative chicks. Should’ve guessed that.’ Because the setups don’t stop.

Everything comes to an eventual point and Eddie just explodes like ‘gay! gay!’ His noodle arms are flailing all over the place so Steve thinks he’s gesturing at him.

Steve’s just like, “No, man. I’m not gay. I like girls too.”

“What now?” Eddie stops. “Too? I had a chance this whole time?!”

“What are you talking about? I’m not a girl.”

“Oh my god.”

[nixthelapin]

I find this dichotomy so funny:

Odysseus, who has been in war for years and is quick to be crafty and trick his enemies: *laments and mourns giving up mercy and being forced to become the monster*

Telemachus, the one with a reputation of being small and weak with a good heart: *kills a man from behind while they’re distracted without any hesitation or remorse*

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

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[anbaisai]

Mayu's feelings regarding Jamil's OB look is a mix of "that goatee looks awful" and "those snakes are adorable"

[chumett]

Sorry, excuse me, just imaging Spite taking over a romanced Lucanis' body when Rook is pulled into the regret prison, kicking Ghilan'nain's dead body over and over again, screaming to give Rook back until Davrin and Bellara have to drag him away as he slowly fades back into a sobbing Lucanis...

[acillianproblem]

NO ONE SPEAK TO ME I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

All he knows is flirt with men and lie.

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