putting lipstick on before you kiss your partner so you can see all the cute little kiss marks on their screen >>>>>>
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Aphrodite: if you ever shave off your beard, I will find a way to kill you
Hephaestus: don’t threaten me with a good time
Aphrodite: hey wait, NO-
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"Happy Valentine's Day, Emily." Guy was there with a box of chocolates in hand and a smile on his face. He'd made sure Peony didn't know he was stopping by Emily's house for this. Neither of them needed the teasing.
"I hope you like these," he said. He hadn't known whether she liked chocolate or not. Oh well... he'd find out soon enough. (talesofourworlds, from the inbox call :D )
Emily wasn't surprised to see Guy. It had become a regular thing for the two to show up at each others places. Either with or without a gaggle of rappigs. Today was no different.
Especially since it was Valentines day and emily decided to just not go see her cousin. She just wanted a nice peaceful day and maybe walk around and enjoy watching people give flowers to their partners or children.
So when guy handed her the box she smiled.
"Happy Valentines day! You didn't have to. But i love it." She loved chocolate and when she opened the box to try one she practically melted.
"These are amazing! Why don't you come inside and i'll get some tea going and we can enjoy these together?"
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Lady Danbury: is something going on between you and my brother?
Violet: remember that time you fucked my dad?
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Lae’zel’s romance arc is literally everything like it’s a one night stand. It’s a two night stand but she pretends she isn’t dying to be with you again. She’s a domme. She’s a bottom. She doesn’t believe in love and doesn’t like to cuddle. She thinks you’re weak for showing interest in her. She thinks she’s weak because she can’t stop thinking about you. She wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you duel her because she doesn’t know what else to do about being obsessed with you. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you win. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you lose. She will tell everyone about your sexual exploits without shame. She’s embarrassed if you try to kiss her in public. She growls at you if you stop kissing her public. She is extremely possessive of you. She wants you to be as extremely possessive of her and is the most visibly heart broken if you cheat on her. She takes half the game building up the courage to ask you to cuddle. She changes her entire perception of the world because you showed her to was ok to approach things differently. She gives you multiple terms of endearment. She’s terrified that your relationship will end after all of this is over. The climax of her romance is holding her hand.
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watching my roommates gf make the ugliest little houses in animal crossing
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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.
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