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Can I have Michi and Obito content?
From crying for him to comfort her because “jiujitsu is scary” to “tricking” him into think she hasn’t trained in it since he left home and pulling this bs 😩🤣
#ask#my art#tattoo shop au#tsau: uchiha obito#obito uchiha#oc: michi uchiha#it’s not really a trick#she just knows chokeholds#kpz tsau 🖼️
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I saw that one "Mission Complete" screen (you know the one) and felt a sudden urge to draw the funniest way that could've happened. I don't actually know if this is funny at all because I've spent too much looking at it, enjoy!!
#my art#comics#tactical breach wizards#dessa banks#jen kellen#rion ????#did you know im a comic artist? bc i apparently forgot until the silly wizard game put me in a chokehold. anyways#is this funnier if you played the game or if you havent??#i showed my friend this comic and she was like Wait did she just give a cig to a dog??#and i had to be like. well yes but technically no but actually yes.
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Haleth, sparring with Caranthir
#haleth#caranthir#silmarillion#the silmarillion#silm fanart#lotr#lord of the rings#lotr fanart#tolkien fanart#she wins by putting him in a chokehold between her thighs#his preferred method of defeat/death LMAO#jk jk jk jk jk jk jk#(i know he's technically married in canon but let's just say I have the headcanon his wifey and haleth were uhhhhhh ✌️👅#they were the original polycule imo 🤔😅#might draw how I imagine Caranthir's wife sometime 🤔#and uh... Haleth much more NICELY also putting HER into a thigh 'chokehold' ahem 👀
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THE MOST INTERESTING GIRL IN THE WORLD!!
Soft blue alt that I also liked..
Wanted a Nyx profile picture for here. I suppose you could call it a... Nyx Avatar (✿◡‿◡)
#Persona 3#persona 3 reload#digital art#art#p3 nyx#Persona 3 spoilers#my art#Leel's art#She is hatless today! Also armourless I didn't feel like drawing the accessories#She is literally just an egg yet she has my brain in a chokehold. This is the second time an egg has done this#Anyway I wanted this to be like.. more Nyx than Ryoji???#I love mama Mochizuki so much. I know she's gonna end the world but like. Who cares she's pretty. Also it's not her fault#I did not mean for her pose to be so dramatic but I was listening to the Bayo1 soundtrack so. you know. the witch influence.
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Trans fem Jaybin asking Bruce if she can visit Willis in prison because she wants to know what he would have named her if she was born a girl and that's how she finds out that Willis was murdered and despite knowing from day one Bruce just... didn't tell her.
#dc#jason todd#transfem jason todd#Jane Todd#robin!jason#bruce wayne critical#No because why did he do that#“I think that Jason is slipping because he didn't process his parents grief” NO FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE#You guys don't even know how much trans Jay stuff I have in the chamber#trans fem trans masc genderqueer genderfluid nonbinary#canon compliant canon divergence aus you fucking name it#Trans fem Jay has had me in a chokehold recently though#btw I think Medea would be her name if she was a bio girl#but Jason is known to be awful at coming up with names so I think she picked it because she could still be called Jay#and because everyone was already calling her Jane Doe anyway#but that's just my vision#Willis Todd#I love you Willis they could never make me hate you#he would be so fucking excited about Trans Jay guys#His little girl is a boy who looks exactly like him? so so proud#His baby boy is a girl with Catherine's smile and jewelry now? no. 1 girl dad of all time
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as usual with me, we have to take it slow the first time that i peg her.
despite her usual docility, she guides my strap to her hole. i'm sure she'd prefer if i did it, but i need help for the first time.
so she positions herself, then slowly lowers herself onto my strap. and she moans so loud, undoing herself before me, fucking herself on my dick. i will just watch with fascination, figuring out how to replicate what she likes. if she sounds so pretty now, i wonder what she'll sound like when i do it.
after a few moments, i will stop her. i'll grab her neck, or her hair, or even her waist, and tell her to stop. i'll remove myself from her hole, and flip us around, and pin her to the bed. i'll kiss her pretty lips and wait her her to beg for more. she's so desperate at this point, i doubt it'll take long, but i won't rush. i will touch her softly and bite her hard until i hear her ask for me to fuck her. if she rushes, i'll curl my lips into a smile, and whisper "be patient," until i'm ready.
this time, i'll fuck her myself. i will position myself over her aching hole and listen. when she begs, having tasted my strap but not truly been fucked by me, i will give her more than a taste. she said she likes it rough, so rough i will be. i'll slam into her with brute, unpracticed thrusts. i don't know how to be gentle, and would i even want to be? seeing her, i always want to take. this time, seeing her pleading beneath me, i want to fuck her at my will. i watched her do it, i know how she likes it, so this time, i'm letting her lie back and i am fucking her.
i'll watch her squirm beneath me, those huge eyes rolled back, helpless and consumed with pleasure. i'll listen to her pathetic noises moaned in sync with my rhythm, watching her hands go above her head without my action. i'll watch her become overwhelmed, crying, and incoherent. and then i'll watch her cum harder than she has in a long time.
and after she finishes, i want to hold her tight. i want to take her in my arms, and kiss her forehead, and make sure it wasn't too hard. i'll take off the strap and trace patterns into her skin while she comes down. i want to keep her there until the after tremors have faded and she's able to say more than "wow."
all this say, i want to fuck her, but we'll have to take it slow the first time. at least, slow at first. i'm sure i'll get used to it, but it'll take me a moment.
#insane just how badly i want to see her cry. this isnt even a “she cries during sex and i wanna see it” no i just want to make her cry#i don't even know how i'd accomplish that. is this it? she mentioned impact play for that previously. guess im learning how to hit#anyways. y'all. im so fucking obsessed. help.#i didnt even like pegging until like two months ago. when she asked me very nicely and i went ohhhh shit#i actually NEED to peg you#i thought about this for like two days before i could get it out and it's the most i've ever written for this blog#probably in the top 3 longest smutty things ive written ever. and stars it's only getting worse#she has me in a chokehold but HEY at least its mutual#unrelated but the fucking tenses in this post is a fucking mess. future? present? who knows#ok tags:#autistic nsft#nonbinary nsft#queer nsft#trans nsft#t4t nsft#t4t ns/fw#nsft concept#nsft imagine#nsft text#nsft#circus deer#nsft t4t#nsft trans#nsft txt#hornyposting#queer smut#queer ns/fw#PLEASE I SPEND SO LONG ON THIS GIVE ME ATTENTION
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vessel rises up from the end of the catwalk for chokehold but we forgor
#i was so ready to film him coming back onto the stage#didn't take many videos but chokehold is very important to me so wanted to at least have the intro recorded#and . yeah#heard cheering#turned to see him RIGHT THERE#he was close enough that we got jumpscared#me and the person next to me lmao#she's the one laughing very loudly#i was laughing too just breathlessly jdbdjdhd#it genuinely was a WOAH HI VESSEL moment#because i was staring so intently at the stage#he's so funny#this moment is silly and he knows it#sleep token#26/11/24
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I think the writing is gentle, often funny, and sustained (overall) but it’s the acting and the chemistry that takes it to the next level.
#crash landing on you#which is often the way I find with my favorite love stories#in movies/tv shows#like reylo. comes down to the acting. especially Adam’s (though Daisy is wonderful too)#because you can actually tell a love story through facial expressions/shift in voices/body language#all of those can and do communicate love and personality. interplay and the necessary balance that makes for a great love story#and man they are soooo good. especially her (I mean especially both of them)#but she sets such a high standard. and the way her face flickers between so many different shades of feeling#and not just feeling but personality#instant layers to who she is. and he responds to them all. and you know WHY he does#you know why he’s completely in her chokehold#he’s completely caught by her personality. and she is caught by the ways in which he takes care of her/expresses his love through action#(which is ultimately his personality too)#but in the way of many of my favorite love stories she just has to exist and he has to—-wants to!—do the work#they’re also silly and cute and in Situations where they can Display Behaviors (positive)#but like. it comes down to the quality of the acting creating 3-dimensional people and real love at the same time#I am now wandering from the point#and rambling. but man!#anyway I’m going to go back to bed now
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Good god she video called me while working out and I don't think I have ever been glued to a screen more in my life 😵💫. From her on her exercise bike with certain parts bouncing and her lightly panting to her doing squats I was absolutely mesmerized. And of course she knew what she was doing because it seemed like she added an extra sexy sway to every movement, she wore some clothes that accentuated everything and removed a majority of them towards the end. Even know days later I can't get the images of her out of my mind.
#i think im addicted#scratch that I know I am#she has me in a chokehold and i dont want it to stop#just wish i could have been there in person#seeing her perfect body move is just UGHHH!#needy bunny#her pet 🐇
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#detective conan#dcmk#名探偵コナン#meitantei conan#edogawa conan#mouri ran#mouri kogorou#anime#episode 240-241: the shinkansen transport case#my stuff#my gifs#detco posting#i'm so sorry for the grainy quality i know it's shit but i'M still learning + hard to find good material out there#(next plan: gotta invest into dvds so i can make better gifs. it's a crime how detco doesn't have releases of all eps)#anyways i still wanted to share this#bc RAN PUTTING HIM IN A CHOKEHOLD#TOTALLY CONTAINING THE GREMLIN. It'S ICONIC OK?#this was such an impactful scene in the anime and yes i compared with the manga. anime slays here#ran is definitely not paid enough for babysitting this menace of a child#and i just love how she keeps her hold on him AND keeps him on her lap#this girl is perfect i tell you and deserves the world#also shinichi's expression IS BEAUTIFUL
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Orlox and Drolta are perfect am I supposed to root for the protagonists/“good guys” when they exist???
#also Orlox has me in a chokehold I have not experienced this in a long time#he’s everything to me now#Julia deserved it ngl#oops#castlevania nocturne#Orlox#Drolta#did I mention she’s perfect and amazing#like let me just remind you how amazing she is#also Marlak or whatever his name is you deserve to rot if you know you know#olrox deserves better#Alucard I love you but#Drolta deserves better#if you know you know
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Me at 13: Ew! I HATE girly shit! Who cares about smelling nice and looking like a model??
Me now at 24: Holy shit this body butter makes me smell like a key lime pie, and this magic stick can HIDE my acne?? Sign me tf up!!
#my teen self would be REPULSED by what i have become#i’ve never had any interest in make up before#but i find myself getting interested in maybe trying some minimalist stuff#trouble is i have NO CLUE wtf i’m doing with makeup#and if i ask my mom she might honestly teleport here just to start putting makeup on me lmao#my mom was always a bit salty that i wasn’t a girly girl growing up#so me expressing interest in anything even remotely girly makes her really excited#i honestly do not know where my sudden interest in makeup has come from#but its got me in a fucking chokehold#anyway im now on my way to sephora to buy a bunch of shit i don’t need#pray for my wallet
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spent all afternoon making an edit instead of doing anything productive hi hello
#* ✦ OOC ⁘ are the residents evil sir. )#I have been trying to upload it via tumblrs video player for over an hour and I've given up#link to an unlisted youtube video it is.#ANYWAYS you know something has me in a chokehold when I open up premiere pro for it#I loathe that program but the thought of this would not leave me alone#apple is so rose coded unfortunately#she is so made of the pieces of ethan mia chris they are so tied into who she is in a way that can never be unbound#the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and other realizations that make her want to cry#anyways . maybe not unproductive . maybe I was just convincing myself I still know how to use a video editing program I'm expected to teach#wahoo !
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what are your thoughts on the fnaf movie. personally im feeling normal
Yeah it was so mid. I'm perfectly normal about that movie (<lying through my fucking teeth)
#mathew lillard as afton.. has a chokehold on me rn#but YEAH I've watched it about 6 times now. was there opening night with all the other nerds and FUCKING ANDY FIELD SAT IN FRONT OF ME /GEN#(that's not a joke btw. he lives in the same town I go to college at and I didn't know until the next day or so)#watched it a few more times. reccomended it to my mom bc 'mom it's so good' 'ok honey I'll look into it'. she's in a fnaf phase now#my mom literally bought a peacock subscription just to watch it again#god it was so good#also matpat?? the bb jumpscares?? the multitude of easter eggs and cameos???? flawless
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i just remembered that saella has two little grandkids by the time of season 2 😭
#txt#ch: saella targaryen#like I just know she’s a fantastic grandma to those two little boys#bryna moved from winterfell down to kings landing permanently when she wed aeryn#and then moved with the family to dragonstone#and even tho she’s a stark and entirely unused to the targ family dynamics and dramas saella treats bryna like her own daughter#and ensures she feels welcome#also imagining aeryn as a dad has me in a chokehold#fuck I’ll tag them#aeryn x bryna
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Hoyo pulling plans bc I'm annoying part 2 🌸
Honkai Star Rail: on 50/50 and waiting for Aventurine's banner to go all in. The plan is to get him and his Light Cone, but if I'm lucky enough to win the 50/50 I might try to get his E1 as well. He won't be coming back in a looong time after all, so spending all I can on him should be my priority. There's one problem, though... we're getting Sunday, Fugue and Herta probably back to back, so this could get very tricky. If I can only get one of them it'll definitely be Sunday that much I'm sure of, but I would love to get all of them. What I might do is get Sunday E0S1, wait for a Fugue rerun (ugh this hurts) and get one Herta (or wait for an Herta rerun, but I'd like to get her in her first banner if possible).
Genshin Impact: this is the easier one for me. I'm on guaranteed and I wanna spend it on Furina. Unfortunately there will be a Neuvillette rerun as well and I could get very tempted to pull, BUT I'll try to be strong... for her...
Zenless Zone Zero: this one I'm struggling a lot. My plan was to prioritize Harumasa at first, since he's my most anticipated character in the game, but the truth is... I've got way too many electric characters and he's also electric, so I might have to wait for his rerun instead. As much as it PAINS me, I need more team comps, I can't get through content like this. So in the end, I'll try to get Lighter and Miyabi instead. If I can even secure both, that is. My luck on Jane's banner was really bad and made me almost spend everything I had, but idk, maybe by the time their banners come I have enough for both of them...
#abbey plays hoyoverse#Zenless got me in a chokehold man what do I do#skipping Harumasa feels devastating#but Miyabi... I'm sure she'll be insanely strong#although we don't really know which element she'll be#I'm assuming she's Ice because she was in the beta but who knows#best case scenario would be Zenless postponing either Miyabi or Harumasa for a long while#but I think it's extremely likely for them BOTH to be in 1.4#Yanagi's already confirmed to be in 1.3#so it's only natural that we get the rest of the Section 6 faction right after#just............ Man.#never expected to be in this situation with Zenless of all games tbh#also sdhskjdsh you can tell I'm broke in both Genshin and Zenless#because my HSR plans have a lot more pulls plans#bro got so tired of missing characters that saved up a lot of jades
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